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BS: The Donald only please

olddude 13 Jan 16 - 08:44 PM
GUEST,The Donald 13 Jan 16 - 08:50 PM
Steve Shaw 13 Jan 16 - 09:20 PM
Joe Offer 13 Jan 16 - 09:43 PM
olddude 13 Jan 16 - 10:05 PM
Rapparee 13 Jan 16 - 10:15 PM
olddude 13 Jan 16 - 10:29 PM
olddude 13 Jan 16 - 10:30 PM
Ebbie 14 Jan 16 - 03:18 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 14 Jan 16 - 04:23 AM
olddude 14 Jan 16 - 09:53 AM
GUEST,# 14 Jan 16 - 09:58 AM
olddude 14 Jan 16 - 10:06 AM
Stanron 14 Jan 16 - 10:54 AM
olddude 14 Jan 16 - 11:21 AM
David C. Carter 14 Jan 16 - 11:37 AM
Mingulay 14 Jan 16 - 11:38 AM
David C. Carter 14 Jan 16 - 11:53 AM
gnu 14 Jan 16 - 12:09 PM
olddude 14 Jan 16 - 12:18 PM
Mo the caller 14 Jan 16 - 03:55 PM
Uncle_DaveO 14 Jan 16 - 04:35 PM
olddude 14 Jan 16 - 06:34 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 14 Jan 16 - 07:13 PM
GUEST,Guest from Sanity 14 Jan 16 - 07:41 PM
GUEST,# 14 Jan 16 - 07:55 PM
frogprince 14 Jan 16 - 09:14 PM
olddude 14 Jan 16 - 11:59 PM
GUEST,Guest from Sanity 15 Jan 16 - 12:23 AM
gnu 15 Jan 16 - 07:16 AM
olddude 15 Jan 16 - 10:53 AM
GUEST,Guest from Sanity 15 Jan 16 - 01:05 PM
olddude 15 Jan 16 - 01:14 PM
olddude 15 Jan 16 - 01:16 PM
beardedbruce 15 Jan 16 - 01:51 PM
frogprince 15 Jan 16 - 06:33 PM
akenaton 15 Jan 16 - 06:37 PM
Greg F. 15 Jan 16 - 06:42 PM
GUEST,Guest from Sanity 15 Jan 16 - 07:06 PM
Greg F. 15 Jan 16 - 08:14 PM
olddude 15 Jan 16 - 08:45 PM
olddude 15 Jan 16 - 08:50 PM
GUEST,# 15 Jan 16 - 09:02 PM
GUEST,Guest from Sanity 15 Jan 16 - 10:32 PM
gnu 16 Jan 16 - 07:18 AM
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Subject: BS: The Donald only please
From: olddude
Date: 13 Jan 16 - 08:44 PM

If elected would you pass a law banning the sale, manufacturing and distribution of jello?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Donald only please
From: GUEST,The Donald
Date: 13 Jan 16 - 08:50 PM

Not only would I stop its manufacturing, I would build a wall around all the jello trees to prevent anyone from jumping over and picking it.
I would do it so fast your head would spin if you elect me. Never mind the loser jello people


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Subject: RE: BS: The Donald only please
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 13 Jan 16 - 09:20 PM

I would ban anything called jello and promote the production of jelly.

The Donald (ducks...)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Donald only please
From: Joe Offer
Date: 13 Jan 16 - 09:43 PM

In my seminary days, it was rumored that "other" seminaries banned Jello in their dining halls because its wiggle was too sensual. We didn't of course, because we prided ourselves in being progressive...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Donald only please
From: olddude
Date: 13 Jan 16 - 10:05 PM

Steve
here is my version of Jelly that dwditty taught me
Jelly


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Subject: RE: BS: The Donald only please
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Jan 16 - 10:15 PM

I will not stand for anything that stands in the way of free enterprise and open markets!

NO JELLO BAN!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Donald only please
From: olddude
Date: 13 Jan 16 - 10:29 PM

It's just like you liberals spewing the rights of jello. What about our American values to make this country great again by building a wall around the jello. No jello will bring jobs back to the country as people will work and not spend their money on such destructive behavior caused by illegal jello makers and their damn liberal molds like those of castro and other Mexican guy's and Muslims who smuggle jello into the country from Iran


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Subject: RE: BS: The Donald only please
From: olddude
Date: 13 Jan 16 - 10:30 PM

Joe.. Can't stop laughing that was awesome


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Subject: RE: BS: The Donald only please
From: Ebbie
Date: 14 Jan 16 - 03:18 AM

Dan, great job on that song!

As for Jello, keep in mind that a wall might contain it in the wintertime but in the summer there it would be, seeping under, over, through and around the cracks and crevices. And lime jello, your favo(u)rite, is the very worst- because of the grass it resembles you won't notice it until it is on your side of the wall and it will surround you...It cannot be escaped.

I am sorry.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Donald only please
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 14 Jan 16 - 04:23 AM

Forget Jello.

Ban Flan!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Donald only please
From: olddude
Date: 14 Jan 16 - 09:53 AM

What is flan


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Subject: RE: BS: The Donald only please
From: GUEST,#
Date: 14 Jan 16 - 09:58 AM

Flan.

There's a lime-green one if you scroll down a bit, Dan.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Donald only please
From: olddude
Date: 14 Jan 16 - 10:06 AM

Omg. Jello by any other name is jello, the humanity.. Omg


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Subject: RE: BS: The Donald only please
From: Stanron
Date: 14 Jan 16 - 10:54 AM

OK. I'll bite. What's jello?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Donald only please
From: olddude
Date: 14 Jan 16 - 11:21 AM

It's the green wiggling stuff some people
Eat. You guys over pond call it jelly


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Subject: RE: BS: The Donald only please
From: David C. Carter
Date: 14 Jan 16 - 11:37 AM

It only "wlggles", when it's past its "sm0ell-by-date".


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Subject: RE: BS: The Donald only please
From: Mingulay
Date: 14 Jan 16 - 11:38 AM

The Phantom Flan Flinger does not recognise the monstrosities in that list, as they seem to be too closely related to set jello. A true flan (savoury or sweet)has a hard crust and is thus able to inflict a deal more damage when flung.

Stanron - we could tell you what jello is but would then have to kill you. Even the squid isn't sure what goes into the jello pit in the Tavern.


Scrotum Parva
Wigmaker to Donald Jello Trump


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Subject: RE: BS: The Donald only please
From: David C. Carter
Date: 14 Jan 16 - 11:53 AM

The contents of lime green jello are on a list hidden in the Great Pyramid at Geyser.....thats why pyramids glow in the dark.
I would have thought it was obvious!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Donald only please
From: gnu
Date: 14 Jan 16 - 12:09 PM

Flin Flon Flan is made topped with snow... really cold snow.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Donald only please
From: olddude
Date: 14 Jan 16 - 12:18 PM

Yellow snow gnu


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Subject: RE: BS: The Donald only please
From: Mo the caller
Date: 14 Jan 16 - 03:55 PM

Most of those pictures look like some kind of egg custards (caramel custard?). Flan has a pastry base & sides.

Well OK that's in England - you foreigners can call your food what you like I suppose.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Donald only please
From: Uncle_DaveO
Date: 14 Jan 16 - 04:35 PM

Not only build a HIGH wall around Jello, but physically
force the Jellonians to pay for it!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Donald only please
From: olddude
Date: 14 Jan 16 - 06:34 PM

I am voting for you uncle dave dang straight


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Subject: RE: BS: The Donald only please
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 14 Jan 16 - 07:13 PM

Now, Dan was a reasonable fellow
Laid back, easy-going, and mellow
But Dan blew his cool
When some ignorant fool
Tried to serve him a bowl of green jello


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Subject: RE: BS: The Donald only please
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 14 Jan 16 - 07:41 PM

Jeez...what would you think if the 'Jello' beat Hillary???

GfS


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Subject: RE: BS: The Donald only please
From: GUEST,#
Date: 14 Jan 16 - 07:55 PM

Sanders will do that and then beat whoever the Republican candidate is,


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Subject: RE: BS: The Donald only please
From: frogprince
Date: 14 Jan 16 - 09:14 PM

At least a few people should be able to get rich by creating small scale craft jellos for conusewers who would like a greater variety to sample...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Donald only please
From: olddude
Date: 14 Jan 16 - 11:59 PM

Dubya great poem... I watched the debate tonight, no mention of the jello wall, just like those political guy's saying what we want to hear then move on.

Rap my biggest fear is a coffee type of machine withllittle green cups of jello. At that point I will move to the far corner of alaska and live with the Eskimos


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Subject: RE: BS: The Donald only please
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 15 Jan 16 - 12:23 AM

Guest#: "Sanders will do that and then beat whoever the Republican candidate is,"

Sanders is out front who he is..Hillary is just a lyin' crook, that should have, and hopefully will be indited!! To vote for her would really say something to the integrity (or lack of), to the party.....not that ANY party actually has integrity..but she takes the cake, as far as an untrustworthy, overly self serving, corrupt power monger!!

GfS


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Subject: RE: BS: The Donald only please
From: gnu
Date: 15 Jan 16 - 07:16 AM

#... I pray he does.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Donald only please
From: olddude
Date: 15 Jan 16 - 10:53 AM

Gfs yea but she is my lying crook :-) I wish she would not have run. She is lots of fun outside politics, great sense of humor with a huge belly laugh


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Subject: RE: BS: The Donald only please
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 15 Jan 16 - 01:05 PM

"She is lots of fun outside politics,.."

Good!..Hope she stays there!!...maybe she might get all the other inmates laughing and having a great time, as well!!

GfS


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Subject: RE: BS: The Donald only please
From: olddude
Date: 15 Jan 16 - 01:14 PM

Naw you are dreaming, she did nothing wrong but it is ok to make up shit about candidates you don't like


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Subject: RE: BS: The Donald only please
From: olddude
Date: 15 Jan 16 - 01:16 PM

It's the Republican way, offer no solutions just bumper stickers and make up a bunch of lies about the other party.. Build a wall, create hate and vote no for everything


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Subject: RE: BS: The Donald only please
From: beardedbruce
Date: 15 Jan 16 - 01:51 PM

Sorry, olddude. HC has admitted to more than enough to spend 20 years in jail.

Those of us who have had clearances or been in positions dealing with classified data are provided with written documentation as to the penalties for mishandling such. Her RELEASED emails show more than enough to get anyone else at least 20 years.


Former AISSR, Alt COMSEC custodian


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Subject: RE: BS: The Donald only please
From: frogprince
Date: 15 Jan 16 - 06:33 PM

Just had a thought; if Bernie actually should pull it off, is there any real chance of Elisabeth Warren as running mate? I might stand outside waiting for the polls to open.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Donald only please
From: akenaton
Date: 15 Jan 16 - 06:37 PM

Dan, you're a nice guy and I see where you're coming from, many people are nice enough in a social setting....I suppose there are those who think President Bush a nice man to speak to and have a laugh with, same could be said of Tony Blair(well maybe not TB)but you get my meaning.

The problem is that Mrs Clinton made some exceptionally bad decisions in Office, the worst being the push to turn US firepower on the recognised government of Libya, with disastrous results.
She compounded that by joking about the horrific death of Col Gaddafi, a serious flaw in someone who aspires to statesmanship.

There were other serious mistakes which have been detailed above, all in all her CV is questionable.
It could also be argued that Team Clinton used their position, foolishly offered by President Obama, to undermine him and pave the way for a tilt at the presidency by a Hawkish Hillary.

Politics is a rather grubby game and really nice people within it are as scarce as hens teeth.

Some may think that my opinions on this subject are invalid due to the fact that I am Scottish, not American, but our countries and their foreign policies are bound together through NATO.... and who is in charge of the Yankee Button is of great importance to us.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Donald only please
From: Greg F.
Date: 15 Jan 16 - 06:42 PM

Former AISSR, Alt COMSEC custodian

Now THAT explains a great deal. Sure it wasn't the NSA?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Donald only please
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 15 Jan 16 - 07:06 PM

olddude, ..I'm not affiliated with ANY party, so i don't favor any party over another, BUT I do pay attention to who's bullshitting who, when they're running for office....and the Clintons have been MEGA-bullshitters for decades...and phonies from the start....just like the Bushes. Being as my focuses include music, psychology, composing, and writing, it pays to keep my 'filters' clean and as objective as possible...and that includes making excuses to cover the 'misdeeds' of one party's sweetheart over another.....remember, I'm the guy who thinks that the ballots should include a box to check off that says, 'None of the Above'...but in fairness, and without getting into a 'debate' about it, what do you like about Hillary...just out of curiosity....and if you can, include some of her 'accomplishments', either as Senator or Secretary of State....(They both seemed to be clouded up with corruption scandals, some of which haven't come out all the way....and BTW, Obama don't care too much for her, either. The reason the FBI and Justice Department haven't 'closed shop' on her yet, is that her corruption includes some real biggies, both parties, foreign countries, both friendly and hostile, and some mega corporations....if she goes down, the fact that she can implicate and pull down a widespread host of 'fat cats'. I'm sure negotiations are as busy as they can be...and another, 'BTW', Billy Clinton, who has profited from Hillary's 'negotiations' for the Clinton Foundation, in which there has influence peddling, would bring the charge of treason to both of them...(that's NOT an opinion, but the letter of the law)...

.....but you'll vote for her...because she's a Democrat and a woman????

....anyway, as this stuff comes out, you'll see 'The Donald' smother her with Jello...It could annihilate the 'Democratic Party'.....(don't feel alarmed though, the Democratic Party has taken blows that it may not recover, for a LONG time, thanks to the dupes, who will NOT demand honesty from their party's 'representatives', but instead fall into line by making lame excuses for them....just because they're Democrats!!
...and by the way, Republicans should wise up and follow suit...but I doubt either one will.

.....Back to the music....it tells the truth....if the filter is clean, and the heart objective....

Regards, Dan....(but do include why you like her)

GfS


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Subject: RE: BS: The Donald only please
From: Greg F.
Date: 15 Jan 16 - 08:14 PM

The reason the FBI and Justice Department haven't 'closed shop' on her yet, is that her corruption includes some real biggies, both parties, foreign countries, both friendly and hostile, and some mega corporations.

Born with a caul, were ye, Goofus?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Donald only please
From: olddude
Date: 15 Jan 16 - 08:45 PM

I mean no disrespect to my friends here no matter the politics, Hillary is not my first choice, I wanted her to not run, but as she decided to run, I have to support her. I owe her that as I would support any one of you out of friendship in any of your endeavors. It's the way I am built i guess.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Donald only please
From: olddude
Date: 15 Jan 16 - 08:50 PM

I do however draw the line with the Donald, I could never support him no matter what. By the way the guy from Ohio is a fine man who did a lot for that state. I wish he got more attention in the caos of political battles. But it is about the machine on both sides.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Donald only please
From: GUEST,#
Date: 15 Jan 16 - 09:02 PM

Well said.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Donald only please
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 15 Jan 16 - 10:32 PM

Fair enough, Dan...and as per aforementioned, by me, I won't 'debate' it...I was just curious.
I agree with you when you posted, " Hillary is not my first choice, I wanted her to not run,..."

As for Greg F.....crawl back under your bridge, and play craps with the other trolls...you're not getting traction here.

GfS


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Subject: RE: BS: The Donald only please
From: gnu
Date: 16 Jan 16 - 07:18 AM

A political threadbare.

gnightgnu


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Subject: RE: BS: The Donald only please
From: GUEST,#
Date: 16 Jan 16 - 12:49 PM

According to some news services Trump is at 33% in the GOP polls. I love it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Donald only please
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 16 Jan 16 - 12:50 PM

Why?

GfS


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Subject: RE: BS: The Donald only please
From: olddude
Date: 16 Jan 16 - 02:33 PM

Because he will lose the general election like a lead balloon.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Donald only please
From: GUEST,#
Date: 16 Jan 16 - 03:08 PM

Dan nailed it in one, GfS. Trump is single-handedly destroying the GOP, and after watching their last President, and their HR and Senate votes, it will not be soon enough for me.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Donald only please
From: olddude
Date: 16 Jan 16 - 03:09 PM

If she gets the nomination, Hillary will win. I will get to visit the white house and that's will be fun


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