BS: What tickles 'yer funny bone

Subject: What tickles 'yer funny bone
From: Gint
Date: 05 Dec 99 - 03:42 PM

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I have been accused of collecting really bad and sad jokes

on meeting some 'catters here on the mudcat I'm sure you have some really good jokes (and bad/sad jokes)

I'm looking for music based jokes but any will do

if youb are realy lucky I wont post any at the end of this thread

honest

Ok, it's a sad attempt at getting more material

Subject: RE: BS: What tickles 'yer funny bone
From: catspaw49
Date: 05 Dec 99 - 04:07 PM

Well let's assume we have some luck and this is the end of the thread. Now we can see how lucky we really are Gint!

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: What tickles 'yer funny bone
From: Mbo
Date: 05 Dec 99 - 05:43 PM

Here are some I've heard, Gint. NOTE these jokes do NOT reflect any personal opinions!

Q: What's the best way to tune a bodhran?

A: With a knife.

Q: What do a bagpipe player and a javelin thrower have in common?

A: Neither of them have to be particularly good to get the crowd's attention.

--Mbo

Subject: RE: BS: What tickles 'yer funny bone
From: Gint
Date: 05 Dec 99 - 06:54 PM

Catspaw49

looks like I'm not alone...

but seriously there are some very goo humorous songs out in the world, I just wan't to collect a few more

Subject: RE: BS: What tickles 'yer funny bone
From: catspaw49
Date: 05 Dec 99 - 08:01 PM

Shows what kinda' luck I have.......Seriously, have you checked the DT? Put in @humor or @ bawdy or @ parody and you'll get a lot of hits.

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: What tickles 'yer funny bone
From: gint
Date: 05 Dec 99 - 11:05 PM

thanx

Subject: RE: BS: What tickles 'yer funny bone
From: Ursa
Date: 06 Dec 99 - 03:46 PM

At Chritmas time a kindergarten teacher asked her class to draw a picture to go along with their favorite Christmas carol. One boy drew a manger scene but there was a rather chubby man standing along with the shepherds and three wise men. The teacher asked him who it was and he repled, "Round John Virgin"!

Subject: RE: BS: What tickles 'yer funny bone
From: Melbert
Date: 06 Dec 99 - 04:05 PM

There was a thread just a couple of weeks ago on the subject of jokes set to music. I can't manage blue clicky wotsits or I'd send you directly there.

Subject: RE: BS: What tickles 'yer funny bone
From: Dusty
Date: 06 Dec 99 - 04:39 PM

Here's a seasonal one for you;

Christmas Cake Recipe

1 cup water 1 cup sugar 4 large eggs 2 cups dried fruit 1 teaspoon baking soda 1 teaspoon salt 1 cup brown sugar lemon juice nuts 1 gallon whiskey

Sample the whiskey to check for quality. Take a large bowl. Check the whiskey again to be sure it is of the highest quality. Pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer; beat 1 cup butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add 1 teaspoon sugar and beat again. Make sure the whiskey is still OK. Cry another tup. Turn off mixer. Break 2 legs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the whiskey to check for toxisicity. Next, sift 2 cups of salt. Or something. Who cares? Check the whiskey. Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Spoon. Of sugar or something. Whatever you can find. Grease the oven. Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Throw the bowl out of the window. Check the whiskey again. Go to bed. Who the hell likes fruitcake anyway?

Subject: RE: BS: What tickles 'yer funny bone
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 07 Dec 99 - 07:36 AM

What does the angels' alphabet sound like??

ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ - Noel....

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: What tickles 'yer funny bone
From: CLETUS
Date: 07 Dec 99 - 08:02 AM

I dunno whut bone it is whats yall talkin bout, but I know that a girl like Liz withen a hairy chest wud tickle my bone plum ta deth.

CLETUS

Subject: RE: BS: What tickles 'yer funny bone
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 07 Dec 99 - 11:54 AM

Cletus, you, me, dark alleyway, NOW!!

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: What tickles 'yer funny bone
From: catspaw49
Date: 07 Dec 99 - 12:15 PM

Well now you've done it. Cletus left here in a frenzy (a nice new 2-door sports job) saying something about heading for London. I'm personally glad he's out of here for awhile, but he may turn up at your place Squeaks. In truth, neither he nor Paw nor the Reg boys for that matter have any sense of direction and Cletus may wind up in London, Ohio! That's probably what he thinks anyway. But keep a lookout for him. He found Jeri's once and was arrested for voyeurism there. He has zip for bucks, so I wouldn't worry, just keep your eye out.

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: What tickles 'yer funny bone
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 07 Dec 99 - 03:43 PM

Any clues as to what he looks like, apart from the one eyebrow right across his forehead, the ability to scratch his knees without bending and a trail of drool??

LTS, waiting up with a big bar of chocolate......

Subject: RE: BS: What tickles 'yer funny bone
From:
Date: 07 Dec 99 - 09:22 PM

Liz, I don't think that description is going to narrow down the guys on mudcat very much!

Subject: RE: BS: What tickles 'yer funny bone
From: Bert
Date: 08 Dec 99 - 03:09 PM

Who said that?