BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid

Subject: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: Jack Campin
Date: 03 Feb 16 - 07:27 PM

Or to be a little less sensational about it, they are less likely to get contacted on dating sites, which Mudcat isn't quite:

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2016/02/160203110942.htm

Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 03 Feb 16 - 07:32 PM

Yeah, Jack, but the ones here wouldn't care about getting laid, as they clearly possess micropenises and a deficit of testicles anyway.

Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: Ed T
Date: 03 Feb 16 - 07:56 PM

They coukd do "selfies"? Or, may actually be doing it while guestly posting?

Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: GUEST
Date: 03 Feb 16 - 08:06 PM

As Mudcat sinks deeper and deeper into inanity and irrelevance.

Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: michaelr
Date: 03 Feb 16 - 08:58 PM

A simple solution: Hide the BS section. It's not going away, but you don't have to look at it. There's still plenty of anity and relevance in the music section.

Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: GUEST
Date: 03 Feb 16 - 10:35 PM

I tend to have full penetrative sex with a real life living breathing lady
most weekday mornings at approx 6.00am..
Saturdays approx 8.am.
Sundays approx 1.00 pm

My penis is not freaky porn star in dimensions, neither is it micro.
but he can still manage to perform on demand to this punishing schedule as the said lady requires.

This is despite taking the daily Blood Pressure tablets that seem to affect the potency of so many men my age.

There, this is the truth and you are all welcome to observe by web cam if you require proof.

So this buggers you miserable old sod's theories about GUESTS.

Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: akenaton
Date: 04 Feb 16 - 03:06 AM

Congratulations GUEST!......don't know how you've got the energy to post here. :0)

Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 04 Feb 16 - 03:11 AM

Ahhhh, but because we do not know who you are you have no way to prove that as an anonymous poster. If you were to give us the URL of your webcam you would no longer be anonymous. Catch 22!

:D tG

Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: GUEST,Shimrod
Date: 04 Feb 16 - 03:18 AM

Congratulations, gents! You managed to wind up GUEST for a change!

Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: GUEST,BobL on holiday
Date: 04 Feb 16 - 03:19 AM

Aren't there any anonymous lady GUESTs then?

Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: GUEST,HiLo
Date: 04 Feb 16 - 03:24 AM

Why would a lady go anywhere near you lot ?

Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 04 Feb 16 - 03:40 AM

It seems to be true that men using dating sites are far more likely to send pictures of their genitalia than women.

Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: GUEST
Date: 04 Feb 16 - 04:03 AM

Good job a lot of digital cameras have a macro lense setting

Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: Backwoodsman
Date: 04 Feb 16 - 04:14 AM

Lends a whole new meaning to the phrase, "You're a knob".

Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: Ed T
Date: 04 Feb 16 - 05:50 AM

MUD-as defined by Urban Dictionary

Multiple Username Disorder: A condition that compels those inflicted to create a multitude of aliases on websites such as 'IMDb', in order to praise or defend their own message-board posts -- the ultimate goal being to elevate these aliases to becoming the board leaders, and thereby controlling all topics of discussion. Often, the MUD sufferer will create lengthy message-board threads, in which the posts are entirely by his/her imaginary correspondents.Every freakin' internet discussion board you check-out these days seems to have a minimum of 2 MUD cases trying to monopolize the conversation with either every single banality that pops into their boring, schizoid minds, or squabbling and name-calling as they compete for the same space – Chief Nut-job.
by nom de plumb May 20, 2009

Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: GUEST,Musket
Date: 04 Feb 16 - 11:20 AM

So anyway.

I logged in for once, ignored the many pm alerts and posted on a music thread.

Did my cock grow? Did our Gert stick a bit of slap on?

No. Still the same 12". Still need plenty of rest when she's not around.

Might as well remain a guest for now.

Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: GUEST
Date: 04 Feb 16 - 12:20 PM

Since my real life living breathing lady doesn't get horny till after supper, it seems she's been seeing the mailman. My strict schedule didn't work too well. I wondered why she didn't seem too into it.

Forget about the web cam show, unless you want to see me having sex all alone in my room. Maybe I'll pick a name de plume and see if I get lucky.

Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: GUEST
Date: 04 Feb 16 - 12:57 PM

If you are going to try to pretend to be me - please pay attention to the details.

YOU are a rubbish ID thief.

I insist you try better next time.

HINT: we do not ever say 'horny' or 'mailman', and we never eat 'supper'.

But more importantly - It's her set schedule, I just have to comply obediently.

Actually, while I'm back, exactly how many of you old members ever get a good shag these days !!!???

Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: GUEST,#
Date: 04 Feb 16 - 01:00 PM

Anonymous posters don't get laid
Doo-dah! Doo-dah!

Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 04 Feb 16 - 01:14 PM

"Still the same 12"."

Do you get to use it as a rule?

Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: Jack Campin
Date: 04 Feb 16 - 02:19 PM

Anonymous posters don't get laid
   Doo-dah! Doo-dah!
Pseudonyms all hide closet gays,
   Doodah doodah day.

From the article: "users with anonymous browsing viewed more profiles. They were also more likely to check out potential same-sex and interracial matches."

Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 04 Feb 16 - 02:39 PM

"Actually, while I'm back, exactly how many of you old members ever get a good shag these days !!!???"

Typo? Did you mean how many of YOUR old members?

Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: olddude
Date: 04 Feb 16 - 04:06 PM

Do shag carpets count steve

Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 04 Feb 16 - 05:07 PM

What about Three Nuns Dark Shag pipe baccy?

Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: Kampervan
Date: 04 Feb 16 - 05:13 PM

I'd heard about Nuns and candles, but never Nuns and pipe tobacco.

Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 04 Feb 16 - 05:37 PM

I think I may have conflated two separate things. Poetic licence, don't you know.

Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: olddude
Date: 04 Feb 16 - 05:39 PM

Hey nothing suprises me these days steve maybe rright

Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: olddude
Date: 04 Feb 16 - 05:43 PM

I once hot glued a shag carpet to my old trucks dashboard. Didn't impressed the women however... Ain't high school a bitch

Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 04 Feb 16 - 06:12 PM

Shag? Hot glue?? Jeez, the mind boggles...

Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 04 Feb 16 - 06:13 PM

3 Nuns was not a shag. It was an orgy...

Well, it was actualy a curly cut rather than a fine cut shag. It looks like little disks that fit quite well into the bowl of the pipe and you just rubbed the last one so it would ignite more easily.

If you want a good shag you need to talk ready rubbed. Or you can hand rub it. Oh, err, Missus.

Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 04 Feb 16 - 06:48 PM

Dave, I made it up, I tell you!

Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: olddude
Date: 04 Feb 16 - 07:27 PM

Me feet kept sticking to the dash board

Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: GUEST,#
Date: 04 Feb 16 - 08:17 PM

OK then. Now we know what you were handling the brake, clutch and gas with.

Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: olddude
Date: 04 Feb 16 - 08:44 PM

Exactly my brother

Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 05 Feb 16 - 04:05 AM

If your feet were on the dashboard and you were handling the pedals with, er, whatever, where on earth did the handbrake lever go?

On reflection, I probably don't want to know :-)

Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: GUEST,Musket
Date: 05 Feb 16 - 05:01 AM

That's why some of us drive cars with automatic hand brakes...

Ever thought that those of us who don't log in are too busy getting laid to bother?

Just a thought.

Snag is, as time marches, it could become just that. A thought. Good job I'm still a teenager then eh?

Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 05 Feb 16 - 06:20 AM

Jaysus, not another thread about clever dicks....

Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: GUEST
Date: 05 Feb 16 - 07:33 AM

Sex Tutorial Video for the older man

Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 05 Feb 16 - 09:29 AM

If anonymous posters don't get laid, it's because they fail to follow instructions when told to "Get fucked!"

Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 05 Feb 16 - 09:32 AM

:-)

Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: GUEST,#
Date: 05 Feb 16 - 09:43 AM

Anonymous posters don't get laid,
Doo-dah, doo-dah!
They clean their willies in an autoclave,
All the doo-dah day.

Goin' to hurt all night,
Goin' to hurt all day,
Slammed the door, now his pecker's sore,
In that doo-dah way.

Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: GUEST
Date: 05 Feb 16 - 11:11 AM

Name calling is a cognitive bias and a technique to promote propaganda. Propagandists use the name-calling technique to incite fears or arouse positive prejudices with the intent that invoked fear (based on fearmongering tactics) or trust will encourage those that read, see or hear propaganda to construct a negative opinion, in respect to the former, or a positive opinion, with respect to the latter, about a person, group, or set of beliefs or ideas that the propagandist would wish the recipients to believe. The method is intended to provoke conclusions and actions about a matter apart from an impartial examinations of the facts of the matter. When this tactic is used instead of an argument, name-calling is thus a substitute for rational, fact-based arguments against an idea or belief, based upon its own merits, and becomes an argumentum ad hominem

Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 05 Feb 16 - 11:31 AM

Translators note: if you call someone a twat, you're having a go. :-)

Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 05 Feb 16 - 11:34 AM

And I ask myself: is the promotion of propaganda propaganda?

Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: GUEST,#
Date: 05 Feb 16 - 11:39 AM

Guest's post is a steal from

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Name_calling

paragraph 2.

Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: olddude
Date: 05 Feb 16 - 02:25 PM

Guest, no one is calling you names just having silly fun. I am certainly not aiming at you or anyone else. I was making fun of myself.

Hey Bruce I tell ya later where my head was :-)

Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: GUEST,Bertie Lawless
Date: 05 Feb 16 - 04:08 PM

Good news, Jack Campin! You, my good sir, have apparently just won the prestigious Twat Of The Year Award that will be announced in the upcoming issue of GQ Magazine, simply on the strength of having started this thread. And you're among the last 10 finalists competing for the Bloody Old Git Award as well...as are several other posters on this forum, funnily enough.

You lucky sod! Here's hoping you win in both categories. Myself and the lads here are drinking a toast to your good fortune as I hit "Submit Message".

Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: olddude
Date: 05 Feb 16 - 05:21 PM

Lol that was awesome..... Can't stop laughing
What is an old git...? I never heard that before Lol

Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: Donuel
Date: 05 Feb 16 - 10:17 PM

Do be careful if you are the type to use green jello as a coital lubricate.
It tends to cause yeasty infections.

Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: olddude
Date: 05 Feb 16 - 10:29 PM

The horror

Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: Tattie Bogle
Date: 06 Feb 16 - 04:53 AM

Silly old git

Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: PHJim
Date: 06 Feb 16 - 01:52 PM

For a couple of years I posted as GUEST,Jim, then realised that there was at least one other GUEST,Jim posting and I didn't want to be taking credit or blame for his posts, so I decided to become an official member. I think anonymous posters have the same problem only to a greater degree. There are probably 4 or 5 GUEST posts for some threads which could all be the same person or could be 4 or 5 different people. It would be nice (In fact I thought it was a Mudcat rule) if folks would choose a GUEST name and keep it for at least each thread to avoid confusion.

Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: PHJim
Date: 06 Feb 16 - 02:08 PM

I realise that a moderator's job is not an easy one, but the second post in the linked thread by Joe Offer clearly states that all posters must use a consistent name or be deleted. Well that sure hasn't happened.

Policy on GUEST postings

Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: Jeri
Date: 06 Feb 16 - 02:14 PM

PHJim, that changed (Max wins). It's nice if they do, but it isn't required.

Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: olddude
Date: 06 Feb 16 - 06:43 PM

Lol that you tottie, I now know it's less severe than wanker

Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 06 Feb 16 - 06:55 PM

Well I'm glad that PHJim raised this. Max must like watching pointless scraps spiced up by anonymous arseholes. Weird.

Have I ever mentioned my suggestion? No posting unless registered AND logged in! Every poster with a unique moniker! Mudcat lives another day!

Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: Tattie Bogle
Date: 06 Feb 16 - 07:34 PM

Hee-hee, Old Dude - I'm naebody's Tottie!
Totty/Tottie

Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: olddude
Date: 06 Feb 16 - 11:20 PM

Lol sorry :-)

Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: GUEST,Musket
Date: 07 Feb 16 - 02:43 AM

I like confusion in names. It forces us to address what is put rather than who put it. Whether logged in or otherwise there'll always be three of us, all different people bound by love of music and profession. All Musket. Live with it.

Some idiots prefer to drag up what a different person said months ago on a different subject. rather than what they are reading at the time. Bugger that..

No idea if the other two get laid. They are both married whilst I'm not. I assume so..

Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: Backwoodsman
Date: 07 Feb 16 - 02:52 AM

"Have I ever mentioned my suggestion? No posting unless registered AND logged in! Every poster with a unique moniker! Mudcat lives another day!"

You have, Steve, and I have to say "A thousand Amens".
It's the most sensible suggestion anyone's ever made on Mudcat. What is it about Americans that renders them incapable of accepting sound logic and good advice from non-Americans (or 'Aliens' as they quaintly call us!)?

Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: GUEST
Date: 07 Feb 16 - 03:42 AM

I'm British and I think on this one particular over repetitive bee in your bonnets you are both a bit boorishly intolerant.

Anyway I hear the mrs calling, so i've got to nip in the bedroom to give her one before she gets up.

Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: Backwoodsman
Date: 07 Feb 16 - 03:45 AM

The opinions of anonymous (read GUESTs are irrelevant, AFAIC.

Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: Backwoodsman
Date: 07 Feb 16 - 03:53 AM

The opinions of anonymous GUESTs are irrelevant, AFAIC.

Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: GUEST
Date: 07 Feb 16 - 03:58 AM

point proven

Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: Doug Chadwick
Date: 07 Feb 16 - 04:15 AM

What is it about Americans that renders them incapable of accepting sound logic and good advice from non-Americans (or 'Aliens' as they quaintly call us!)?

Sweeping statements such as that are not helpful BWM. There are plenty of "us" who display attitudes and arguments that defy logic. Equally, I am sure that they are plenty of Mudcat members inside the US who share the same frustrations as you.

DC

Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: GUEST,Musket
Date: 07 Feb 16 - 06:28 AM

Hiding behind a logged in name doesn't mean your views are irrelevant or indeed relevant. Ask Akenaton for details when it comes to propagating hatred, but try calling him Alex and your post disappe

Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: GUEST,#
Date: 07 Feb 16 - 07:39 AM

"there'll always be three of us, all different people bound by love of music"

I have seldom seen the Musket name(s) above the line helping with anything in the music section.

Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: GUEST,Musket
Date: 07 Feb 16 - 09:26 AM

Try reading the fuckers, gormless twat.

Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: GUEST,#
Date: 07 Feb 16 - 09:36 AM

OK. Link to a few.

Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: olddude
Date: 07 Feb 16 - 09:50 AM

What is gormless

Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: GUEST
Date: 07 Feb 16 - 10:03 AM

A contented state of being, wallowing in cheerful stupidity.

A slow witted moron you might in the USA call a 'tard'.

Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: GUEST
Date: 07 Feb 16 - 10:05 AM

Having said that, such a person may actually get more regular sex than many an uptight pompous registered named member of mudcat.

Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: punkfolkrocker
Date: 07 Feb 16 - 10:46 AM

Well... I've just logged in for the first time in many years... and so far have noticed no discernible improvement in my sex life........

That's a serious disappointment !!!!!

What a let down.

Where's the welcoming committee of scantily clad old hippy Gilfs.... least someone could have done was offered me a hand job....
or even a mug of tea and a chocolate digestive...


Sod it - I'm logging back out again..... 😜

Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 07 Feb 16 - 12:34 PM

Guest#, just click on his name, or any manifestation thereof, and you'll find lots of music posts in his posting history. You may have to go back to find a "Musket" as well as a "Guest Musket" as they get listed separately. Some people are more active down here than up there, it's true, me included. I do my best to contribute meaningfully when I can and I read lots of threads that I'm not qualified to contribute to. The most important thing is that we are performers of traditional music. I wonder whether that can be said about all these bloody "Guests."

Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: GUEST,#
Date: 07 Feb 16 - 01:39 PM

Thanks, Steve.

Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: GUEST,#
Date: 07 Feb 16 - 01:46 PM

Sorry to whomever of the Musket crew I insulted.

Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: GUEST
Date: 07 Feb 16 - 01:54 PM

I worked out there was original musket, gay musket, and sweary musket.

2 more and they'd have been our equivalent of the Spice girls

But as they could all be very sweary when provoked, maybe, the 3rd musket is a complete enigma ?????

Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: GUEST,Musket
Date: 07 Feb 16 - 02:10 PM

He'd be a complete bastard if you spilt his pint

I'm possibly the sweary Musket. I couldn't be the gay Musket because it makes my eyes water. (Joke supplied originally by Musket's better half on their stag week.)

Incidentally, we are all enigmas on here. I once actually met Keith Acheson, yet Keith A of Hertford has "confidently predicted" I have never met him. Nice in the music threads to hear from people you know in the real world mind.

Talking of the real world, shary posters get laid more than logged in posters who possibly get laid more than total anonymous posters.

Anyway, why the fascination with Musket? This is about logged in vs total anonymous and none of us fall into either category.

Baby Spice. That's the one I used to fancy. Sorry, just got it in my head.

Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: olddude
Date: 07 Feb 16 - 08:16 PM

I like the spice girl with freckles

Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: PHJim
Date: 08 Feb 16 - 10:35 AM

I don't think logging in will improve or lower your chances of getting laid, except maybe by Jack, who started the post, but it will sure make these threads easier to understand.
If you're not getting laid, look for solutions elsewhere.

Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: Jeri
Date: 08 Feb 16 - 10:45 AM

I think Jack posted it as a weird sort of intelligence test to see if people were capable of reading the link he referred to and discussing that instead of whatever we'd rather complain about.

Failed.

Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 08 Feb 16 - 09:26 PM

Jim, are you saying that logging in means I'm more likely to get laid by Jack??? Jesus, all these years I've been playing with fire... ;-)

Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: Little Hawk
Date: 09 Feb 16 - 12:53 AM

What a terrifying prospect!

Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: Ed T
Date: 09 Feb 16 - 10:39 AM

"Because we knew that grunge was the sound of a screaming saw blade—a spawning salmon flicking gravel. It looked like a clearcut. And if you cracked grunge open you would find a moldy fifth wheel trailer inside." 
― Missy Anne

Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: Ed T
Date: 09 Feb 16 - 11:14 AM

"Captain's Log...

...Four days have passed with no sign of human life on this island. Hunger is about to push me to the point of...

...Eating pocket lint.

It looks edible." 
― Ken Akamatsu, Love Hina 13

Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: GUEST,Musket
Date: 09 Feb 16 - 12:39 PM

Jeri as ever misses the point of irony..

Keep banging the rocks together.

Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: Ed T
Date: 09 Feb 16 - 02:05 PM

"Sponges never have a bad day." 
― Chuck Palahniuk

Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: Ed T
Date: 09 Feb 16 - 02:10 PM

"Some soap opera, you know, real people pretending to be fake people with made-up problems being watched by real people to forget their real problems." 
― Chuck Palahniuk

Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: Little Hawk
Date: 09 Feb 16 - 06:30 PM

Chongo has launched an extensive investigation into this vexing matter about anonymous posters, and whether they get laid. Here are his findings:

"Okay, it turns out that most anonymous posters DO get laid. And they get laid a lot MORE often than most of the people on Mudcat who complain about the anonymous posters. But here is the thing. They at least have the sense to get laid anonymously!"

- Chongo

Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: Ed T
Date: 09 Feb 16 - 07:08 PM

"It 'appens to be true. An' if'n yew want ter stay moi friend, yew'd best 'old yer turpitudinous twaddle of a tongue an' listen fer once." 
― Peter St. John

Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: Ed T
Date: 09 Feb 16 - 07:10 PM

" What was obviously important, was to kiss; not talk about it." 
― Peter St. John