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BS: Rap for emperor

Bee-dubya-ell 09 Oct 17 - 08:11 PM
JennieG 09 Oct 17 - 04:13 PM
Rapparee 09 Oct 17 - 10:34 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 09 Oct 17 - 08:11 PM

If "the bridesmaids are still trying to figure out what to do with the boots," they obviously don't live in Alabama.

Bee-dubya-ell
Imperial Ignoramus
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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: JennieG
Date: 09 Oct 17 - 04:13 PM

Boot scooting - known here as "line dancing" - comes to mind.

I don't know about the rest of you, but line dancers always make me think of chickens pecking round a farmyard.

Can't you just see the bridal waltz becoming the 'bridal scoot'?

Yee har......

JennieG
Imperial Torturer, Dungeon Choir Wrangler and overseer of Empiratical Banjo Ensemble
[§] Her mark
(For which I thank Our Most Gracious Emperor Rapparee)


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Oct 17 - 10:34 AM

We were very tired from the onerous duties of State when We last posted. Our (unofficial) statement should have read, "When their brother married, the bridesmaids had to wear cowboy boots." We assure you that their brother did not marry the bridesmaids, who were his sisters. Our family has had its quirks (as all Imperial Families have had) but incestuous plural marriage is not among them. Also, the bride selected the footwear for that wedding, and the bridesmaids are still trying to figure out what to do with the boots.


Emperor Rapparee, Imperious Rex          ®       His Mark


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: keberoxu
Date: 08 Oct 17 - 04:36 PM

And what did the groom's father wear on that occasion?
I'm thinking, not black tie formal wear...


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Oct 17 - 12:00 PM

When their brother married the bridesmaids had to wear cowboy boots.


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 08 Oct 17 - 11:52 AM

Yes, high-visibility neon colors are perfect for bridesmaids. After all, the prime directive of bridesmaid dress design is "Make the bride's friends look as ridiculous as possible so she'll look great by contrast."

Bee-dubya-ell
Imperial Ignoramus
His Mark <¡!>


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: JennieG
Date: 08 Oct 17 - 01:16 AM

Perhaps those colours would suit the bridesmaids?


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Oct 17 - 09:35 PM

I told him that those colors would make him a better target, so he then suggested camouflage. That, too, was nixed.


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 07 Oct 17 - 12:08 AM

I think a wedding in which everyone wears high-viz safety colors would be a great idea. After all, marriage is a hazardous workplace.

Bee-dubya-ell
Imperial Ignoramus
His Mark <¡!>


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Oct 17 - 10:37 PM

Ah, good Imperial Torturer, We shall hear screams of agony on the 14th when We venture to the quaint little village of St. Louis, Missouri to see Our youngest niece wed. Not from her or from her betrothed, but from her father, Our brother Anthony, who has been made to wear formal wear, black tie formal wear in fact, for the ceremony. This is in place of his usual blue denim bib overalls, which he considers the "most comfortable clothing made." Our niece also squashed his idea of the suit in International Orange, lime green, and yellow. Our brother's wife also had some little say in the matter.

In the mean time, We commend your good work.


Emperor Rapparee, Imperious Rex          ®       His Mark


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: JennieG
Date: 06 Oct 17 - 05:57 PM

Jolly good, Sire. You're sure it wasn't just because you wanted t hear the unfiltered screams of agony for yourself?

All is well here in the Oubliette. A jolly good time is being had by all, the inmates are grateful for every crumb, and the Empiratical Banjo Ensemble has had a few new recruits lately because the odd miscreant or two has had the last of their teeth fall out.

JennieG
Imperial Torturer, Dungeon Choir Wrangler and overseer of Empiratical Banjo Ensemble
[§] Her mark
(For which I thank Our Most Gracious Emperor Rapparee)


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Oct 17 - 09:56 AM

My people, Our electronic scribe made an error earlier and has been duly chastised for it. It mentioned that with the acquisition of new territories in Our Benevolent and Benign Empire your taxes would be reduced. That should have been "your free and voluntary set contributions to Our welfare and the welfare of all." Said scribe was subjected to twenty overvoltages and the loss of power for five minutes; We do not think that it will happen again.

Imperial Torturer, We administered this punishment Ourself, as We did not want to distract you from the inestimably good rehabilitation you are doing with those in the Imperial Oubliette.


Emperor Rapparee, Imperious Rex         ®       His Mark


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: frogprince
Date: 04 Oct 17 - 07:44 PM

Or is that the Department of Overt Dunciness...


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: Severn
Date: 04 Oct 17 - 07:00 PM

Whoops! It double printed. Must be the kindle. Report me to the Department of Over Redundancy Department.


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emplifier
From: Severn
Date: 04 Oct 17 - 06:54 PM

Yes, your Rappinghood, in the end, like so many grapes shall they all be concord. Also, like unto grapes, you must step on them until they give a little whine....


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emplifier
From: Severn
Date: 04 Oct 17 - 06:53 PM

Yes, your Rappinghood, in the end, like so many grapes shall they all be concord. Also, like unto grapes, you must step on them until they give a little whine....


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: gnu
Date: 04 Oct 17 - 12:33 PM

No shit?

Since hunting season has begun in my neck of the woods, I have been engaged in perusing Facebook groups pertaining and also rooting out posters of firearms for sale and reviewing membership requests as an admin on a few of them. As Imperial Game Warden, it is my duty to protect Sire's Kingdom Forest and all within it, so I don't keep up as much as I should.

Right then. I am off to review 59 requests since early morn. (I think everyone in NB.ca hunts except for me!)

Our Imperial Game Warden, Our Chief Imperial Enforcer and Bouncer, Our Imperial Typesetter,

g (my mark*)


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Oct 17 - 06:56 PM

Imperial Ignoramus, have you never heard of coprolites? It can be made into very attractive jewelry.


Emperor Rapparee, Imperius Rex          ®      His Mark


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 03 Oct 17 - 02:53 PM

The Sinclair Oil Company performed a huge public disservice by adopting a dinosaur as its emblem. It gave unschooled oafs the impression that dinosaur remains are a major constituent of petroleum. They are not. If it were possible to source the individual atoms in a tank of gasoline, those derived from plants would outnumber those from animals by a huge margin. But a giant tree fern would not have made as impressive a logo as a Brontosaurus, would it? And most of the dinosaur-derived atoms would have come from the poop of dinosaur carnivores and scavengers, not from the direct decay of actual animals. But a dinosaur turd wouldn't have made much of a logo either, would it?

Bee-dubya-ell
Imperial Ignoramus
His Mark <¡!>


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: Severn
Date: 03 Oct 17 - 12:39 PM

When will you beheading for home?

I'm not in favor of total beheading or even just turning people into a Pez Dispenser. If somebody covets my large collection of hats, we can bargain.....


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Oct 17 - 09:23 AM

My people! We have approved no beheadings recently. Whoever is promulgating that nonsense is to be beheaded.

We suggest, nay, require, that those of you who can read read this article and then read it to those who cannot read. We are also, effective immediately, restoring Pluto as a Grown-up Planet with all of the rights and privileges thereunto pertaining.

Both Iceland and Norway are now fully in Our Domains, as is the entire Mississippi River, the Ohio River, the Tennessee River, and the Cumberland River. Slowly, without violence, We are conquering it all. When that is accomplished your taxes shall be reduced proportionately.


Emperor Rapparee, Imperious Rex          ®      His Mark


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: Donuel
Date: 02 Oct 17 - 11:11 PM

I missed you and I didn't know the good things going on with 94.3 is partly because of you. Its coming in better lately. Damn eclectic station! Yup I'm down the street. Now I have to P   M?


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: keberoxu
Date: 02 Oct 17 - 07:40 PM

Thanks for telling us what you're up to, Severn.


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Subject: RE: BS: Rip for emptiers
From: Severn
Date: 02 Oct 17 - 02:12 PM

Taking his niece. Now THAT might be criminality.....

There are plenty of us that love our country (if not the way it's being run) that on the elementary school playground would sing the likes of:

"Oh beautiful for space ship guys,
God shed His skin on thee....."

....and did NOT commit a treasonable act, growing up to be truly fine citizens.


Donald Trump doesn't live where Skarpi does, but you can still file him under "I Slander".......

Those who missed me, know that, among other things, I've ve been busy being a host/co-host / programmer for two radio shows on WOWD-LP Community Radio 94.3 FM in Takoma Park MD and can be heard on "The Blues Comes Calling" (Blues & Blues-related music recorded in the 1920s and 1930s) and now on "Ballads In The Morning"(traditionally ballads and story songs) I'll give out further information privately to those who want it, but while I don't think that Rap's Empire has developed anything on its own as unique as the Blues, does the Empire have any Indiginous Ballads unique to the Empire, itself? We play ballads from all over the world, so I'm always seeking music from exotic places, and collecting native ditties should be Child's Play for the likes of you, even if you're a big lummox like Alan or John or try to pass on some of your own creations citing phony sources like John-Jacob de Nials


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: keberoxu
Date: 01 Oct 17 - 02:23 PM

But will Imperious Rex meet up with Skarpi
during his Iceland visit?


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: Donuel
Date: 30 Sep 17 - 09:43 AM

Lord Rap there is concern in the Kingdom that too many beheadings are occurring under false pretenses.
While taking a knee is a traditional act of grace your latest decree that SOB's be beheaded for taking a knee in protest is problematic.

Most of these subjects were just tying their shoe.

Imperial scout
donuel


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: Donuel
Date: 30 Sep 17 - 09:18 AM

You are correct sir. They also ate more than vegetation such as mollusks.


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 30 Sep 17 - 08:48 AM

Dino, the green Sinclair dinosaur, lived in a time when it was still acceptable to refer to a large dinosaur as a Brontosaur. Nowadays, he would be an Apatosaur. Personally, I'm glad he went extinct before being subjected to the indignity of a name change. He would never have made the adjustment. His brain was too small. When someone called him an Apatosaur he would have thought they were talking about someone else.

Bee-dubya-ell
Imperial Ignoramus
His Mark <¡!>


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: Donuel
Date: 29 Sep 17 - 09:48 PM

prequel: Spaw's Pa


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: keberoxu
Date: 29 Sep 17 - 08:06 PM

Ah, Severn, Emissary and Plentypotentiary,
welcome back.
How you have been missed.
The Imperious Rex Rapparee went to Iceland again.


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Subject: RE: BS: Rope for hemperor
From: Severn
Date: 28 Sep 17 - 04:39 PM

Is there a sequel, like Spawn of Spaw?

Many years ago, in or near the town of Sharpsburg MD, there was a neon sign for a Sinclair station with the "C" burnt out. I always wondered what happened there after hours. Was it still "Pay As You Pump?

I never noticed if there was a Shell station in town with the "S" burnt out. That would've confirmed any suspicions we had......

I'm glad the Empress doesn't have yo go through chemo or radiation. That's nothing that Empressionable children should have to hear about.....


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: gnu
Date: 28 Sep 17 - 03:13 PM

ContrAHversry herein? Say it not.

May the Spaw be with you.


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: Donuel
Date: 26 Sep 17 - 02:44 PM

Of course Catspaw is contemporary and his views when applied to the current issues stands up well, or kneels as the case may be. Let us not spin legends from fantasized feelings. Actual quotes are different but I am no one to judge.

Along not even remotely associated lines, I hold the Mormon practice of posthumous baptisms in great disdain. Taking the entire life of anyone who can no longer speak for themselves and declaring a consecration over their corpse without permission is heinous. Mormons do not dunk a cadaver in water, they just remotely mumble mumbo jumbo add some tragic magic and *poof* they are baptized Mormon.

This is why I object to the Emperor's decree to give Rat Bastard Baptisms to the victims of his defamation cremations and tortured bits and pieces of his enemies.


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: keberoxu
Date: 26 Sep 17 - 02:03 PM

Why Spaw, of happy memory, is the Patron Saint and Spiritual Leader of the Rapturous Rap's empire.
And why I approve.

Because Spaw, from the great beyond, by means of his posts to Mudcat threads (closed, perhaps, but not deleted),
has appeased my confusion about
Dino the Purple Dinosaur.
The post in question, I just tripped over it whilst lurking over a closed thread in order to further my Mudcat education.


Being a little younger than Spaw, I was in fact VERY young when the jingle for
"DINO! the pur-ple di-no-saur!" became a childhood earworm.

I was confused because:
Sinclair fuel stations promoted Dino the Dinosaur.
Sinclair fuel stations had a big ol' GREEN dinosaur on their signage.
And I KNOW that Dino was purple because the song said so,
and at that age, I never disagreed with songs
-- okay, I asked QUESTIONS, but that's different than disagreement.

So Sinclair fuel stations went the way of, erm, you know.
The green dinosaur disappeared from the townscape.
And I was still shaking my head
to get that Pur-ple Di-no-saur! earworm out.
And wondering where I had heard it.


I don't even know if what Spaw posted was correct,
but since it made me feel one heck of a lot better,
it stands.


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: JennieG
Date: 28 Jun 17 - 09:05 PM

Oh Great One, your magnanimity knows no bounds......is there no limit to your generosity? I am speechless, gobsmacked, flabbergasted etc. as will be the wretched inmates of the oubliette.


Not only shall the hoses be turned on said inmates as per your expressed desire, the force shall be turned down slightly as we don't want to blast them out the other side of the walls. Very slightly.

The Empiratical Banjo Ensemble is tuning up as we speak (although it has to be said you would never know it) to play a song of much joy and rejoicing for Her Royal Empress The Most High and Mighty Princess Patricia.

JennieG
Imperial Torturer, Dungeon Choir Wrangler and overseer of Empiratical Banjo Ensemble
[§] Her mark
(For which I thank Our Most Gracious Emperor Rapparee)


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Jun 17 - 09:19 AM

Imperial Torturer, We direct you to also allow the tips of the toes of those chained to the walls of Our oubliette to touch the floor. Also, as a mark of Our magnanimity they each may have a small sip of clean water every other day during the period of rejoicing. You may, at your discretion, turn a hose on them and therewith cleanse them of their ordure once during the festivities.


Emperor Rapparee, Imperious Rex          ®          His Mark
The Merciful and Just


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 27 Jun 17 - 07:03 PM

In celebration of the Imperial Consort's being allowed to keep her hair on her head, her food in her tummy, and her spirits in high places, I shall resume ignoring this thread immediately.

Bee-dubya-ell
Imperial Ignoramus
His Mark <¡!>


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: JennieG
Date: 27 Jun 17 - 04:47 PM

Yay, Sire! That is most wonderful news! Please pass on good wishes to your Imperial Consort from all those of us here down below.

As a token of rejoicing, and as a one-off celebration, I shall make sure that each occupant of the oubliette has two extra grains of rice this evening.

JennieG
Imperial Torturer, Dungeon Choir Wrangler and overseer of Empiratical Banjo Ensemble
[§] Her mark
(For which I thank Our Most Gracious Emperor Rapparee)


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Jun 17 - 10:11 PM

My People! Patricia, Our imperial consort, has been told by the chirurgeons that she need only take medicine. She need not undergo the trials of chemotherapy or radiation. And the chirurgeons in Our city of Seattle in the Province of Washington will be monitoring her progress, e'en though she will be residing here.

Therefore, We declare sixty days of festival, song, music! As one of Our people has said, "Let the wild ruckus begin!"


Emperor Rapparee, Imperious Rex          ®          His Mark
Font of Happiness


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 May 17 - 10:54 PM

We are pleased that you made the effort to recognize those habits, as We were once taught by nuns (the School Sisters of Notre Dame), brothers (Fratres Scholarum Christiantiorum), and friars (Order of Friars Minor). From these We learned many things: the Trivium, the Quadrivium, Theology, Philosophy, and various of the useful arts such as Medicine and Architecture. Of course, We later followed the Highest Path of Learning, that recounted in such as the Versuch eines vollständigen Lehrbuchs der Bibliothek-Wissenschaft oder Anleitung zur vollkommenen Geschäftsführung eines Bibliothekars of Schrettinger, S. R. Ranganathan's Five Laws, and Our mentor and friend Jesse Hauk Shera's An epistemological foundation.

Our royal nieces had a wonderful time, or so We are led to believe.

Imperial Torturer, We give you permission to use any needle size you deem fit.


Emperor Rapparee, Imperious Rex          ®       His Mark


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: keberoxu
Date: 30 May 17 - 04:46 PM

MOAB is closed for repairs, according to the Mudcat Cafe.

That's a first for me.

Your Imperious Rapturous Grace,
I did see your contribution of an image of habits
before MOAB shut down.

Reading the small print below the engraving, I wanted to see if any of those religious orders are orders I recognize as still being around today. I counted six out of the sixteen.

Including the Carthusians, as in "Great Silence" or "Tiefe Stille."


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: keberoxu
Date: 23 May 17 - 04:01 PM

Hoping the National Parks were suitably magnificent for His Imperial Rapturous Rex and the ladies in His company.


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: JennieG
Date: 18 May 17 - 05:37 PM

So far so good, Sire......the arm is still attached, it hasn't fallen off yet!

I am thinking about those large syringes, though - perhaps a veterinary supply store would have some of the size used on horses. How would that go as a weapon of torture, do you think? The more I think about it, the more I like the idea.

JennieG
Imperial Torturer, Dungeon Choir Wrangler and overseer of Empiratical Banjo Ensemble
[§] Her mark
(For which I thank Our Most Gracious Emperor Rapparee)


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 May 17 - 08:23 PM

Imperial Torturer, We quite sympathize with your plight and wish you a quick and painless recovery -- unlike what We wish for your clients.


Emperor Rapparee, Imperious Rex          ®         His Mark


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: JennieG
Date: 17 May 17 - 08:15 AM

Much better, thank you for your concern, keberoxu! Now that we have returned the repairs will be starting soon, for which your Imperial Torturer and Spouse (and resident Oubliette cat Bianca The Beautiful but Slightly Brainless) will be thankful. Winter is fast approaching and the living quarters are a wee bit chilly with bare concrete floors and no carpet.

Happy to be of service, Sire. I always find it's a good idea, if possible, to have any new method of torture tested on some poor unsuspecting sap before letting it loose on a miscreant. I have another to add now, a slightly less-than-good reaction to a vaccination - the resulting swollen sore red arm is quite irritating and guaranteed to annoy, so there may soon be an order to requisition some extra large syringes. Might as well do the job properly.

JennieG
Imperial Torturer, Dungeon Choir Wrangler and overseer of Empiratical Banjo Ensemble
[§] Her mark
(For which I thank Our Most Gracious Emperor Rapparee)


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: keberoxu
Date: 16 May 17 - 12:16 PM

Now, that's what I call a dedicated torture-atrix. Trying it out on herself first.

Jennie G, I hope you are feeling better, and that the repair and renovation of the kitchen is on schedule.


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 May 17 - 08:16 PM

Imperial Torturer, if it is possible the nose should also exude secretions. There must be nothing available to...no hankies!

Let it be done!

Emperor Rapparee, Imperious Rex             ®         His Mark


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: JennieG
Date: 10 May 17 - 08:11 PM

The news about Her Imperial Highness Princess Patricia is heartening to hear! The visit of the young Princesses should also bring joy to the Imperial Household, and the gas station seems like a wondrous place to eat. So long as it doesn't bring on an attack of the aforementioned gas.

The Imperial Oubliette has been functioning in my absence, and I have an idea for a new and wondrous form of torture; it has been tried out by my good self first so I can vouch for its efficacy. A good dose of a viral bug encompassing purging at both ends of the body (more details will, mercifully, be spared the Imperial Ear) and the subsequent ennui lasting several days will, I am sure, give even the most hardened something to contemplate.

JennieG
Imperial Torturer, Dungeon Choir Wrangler and overseer of Empiratical Banjo Ensemble
[§] Her mark
(For which I thank Our Most Gracious Emperor Rapparee)


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 May 17 - 10:20 PM

We did no such thing, nor would We do such a thing in such a declassé manner.

Emperor Rapparee, Imperious Rex            ®          His Mark


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: Donuel
Date: 09 May 17 - 08:00 PM

The personal body guard of the Emperor and firing squad officer, Luca Bratzi, hand delivered a letter to the Imperial Jailer James Comey detailing the conditions of his being fired.

It is hard to say who the next chief jailer will be. Perhaps Jeff Sessions will take the job and Jared Kushner will take Jeff's old job.

The details were as follows - YOU'RE FIRED -


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