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BS: Rap for emperor

keberoxu 28 May 18 - 12:31 PM
JennieG 26 May 18 - 07:58 AM
Rapparee 25 May 18 - 09:31 PM
keberoxu 25 May 18 - 02:48 PM
Amos 25 May 18 - 11:43 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: keberoxu
Date: 28 May 18 - 12:31 PM

What say the denizens of Emperor Rapparee's reign
about the geological unrest in Hawa'ii
since Imperious Rex paid the place a visit?

We're talking homeless families here, after all.
And car-eating lava flows, and so on.


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: JennieG
Date: 26 May 18 - 07:58 AM

The Imperial Torturer is waiting, oh Great One!

I do like a nice torture......

JennieG
Imperial Torturer, Dungeon Choir Wrangler and overseer of Empiratical Banjo Ensemble
[§] Her mark
(For which I thank Our Most Gracious Emperor Rapparee)


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 May 18 - 09:31 PM

We take time from Our busy schedule to remind you:

Since none of the political party candidates can get it right, I say we appoint an emperor.. I hereby appoint Rap.... (Olddude, 2016 February 11).

and

The emperor is an insufferable narcissist, and what's worse a philosophical solipsist with delusional patterns of bipolarity. He would be a big improvement over any of the Repugnicans on the ballots. (Amos, same date).

Should any more discussion occur We will have the Imperial Torturer become involved.


Emperor Rapparee, Imperious Rex          ®       His Mark


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: keberoxu
Date: 25 May 18 - 02:48 PM

Gnu? Any new news about moose?


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: Amos
Date: 25 May 18 - 11:43 AM

ANyone who leaps up and claims Imperial status for himself, and hangs there basking in the adulation of an unthinking crowd of witless layabouts and half-baked rounders, deserves all the criticism the market can muster. Our current Resident is a prime example.


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 May 18 - 08:51 PM

We have returned and We must tell you that Our wretched brother is as well as ever he was.


Emperor Rapparee, Imperious Rex          ®         His Mark


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: keberoxu
Date: 23 May 18 - 01:56 PM

Amos is insulting Rapparee elsewhere in this forum,
so SOMEBODY must be feeling a little better.


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: keberoxu
Date: 20 May 18 - 06:24 PM

But His Imperial reunion with his brother has been troubled
by his brother's malady.
I'm thinking his brother is in no condition
to appreciate a twenty-one-gun salute,
even from the USS Constitution.

Hope both of them feel reassured and recovered soon.


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: keberoxu
Date: 19 May 18 - 07:25 PM

The twenty-one gun salute from the USS Constitution,

tugboats and all.


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 May 18 - 04:03 PM

For the nonce We will allow the Imperial Naysayer his wont.

Emperor Rapparee, Imperious Rex             ®       His Mark


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: keberoxu
Date: 16 May 18 - 11:12 AM

you say propser,
and I say prosper ..,


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: Amos
Date: 15 May 18 - 02:00 PM

From the Imperial Naysayer:

Yes, I tangled with the Six-Armed Robotic Beast in the dark caverns of the unmappable UNC Health Care System. I escaped, not unscathed, but with lots of instructions and pretty pieces of plastic from which to carry on my daily business of living. I am recovering nicely, thank you, and the prognosis is more or less good. There were found a couple of teeny-weeny specks of carcinoma but mostly nothing of consequence. Unfortunately, all this hammering and pounding on the lhysical and the mortal has left me half addled and entirely fixated on the mortal shell, with little imagination left to talk about more cosmic or even Imperial issues. Since I don't like talking about myself so much, I generally opt for dignifies silence, for better worse.

Persevere and propser, my friends!


A, Non-Voluntary Imperial Naysayer


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 15 May 18 - 09:09 AM

I have never flown on the Morrow. I have flown on the Boeing, the Bombardier, the Embraer, the Airbus, and the Cessna, but not the Morrow.

Hopefully, it is not some sort of weird experimental aircraft.

Bee-dubya-ell
Imperial Ignoramus
His Mark


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 May 18 - 10:10 PM

We shall fly on the morrow.

Emperor Rapparee, Imperious Rex             ®          His Mark


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: keberoxu
Date: 14 May 18 - 02:07 PM

And olddude is rejoicing in the singing of Cyndi Lauper,
which is a healthy and righteous thing to do.


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: keberoxu
Date: 13 May 18 - 11:24 AM

The Imperial Naysayer sent dispatches
to confirm that he is doing naything, I mean nothing,
while recuperating at home.
His two companions are Pain and Pharma at the moment.

Hawa'ii is extremely restless since the Emperor's visit.
Meanwhile the Emperor is traveling, but not to Hawa'ii.


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: keberoxu
Date: 11 May 18 - 09:51 PM

Our Most Gracious Rapturous Rex is due for a military veteran reunion this month, and it seems that he will be there as scheduled,
regardless of the sneaky infarction. Wishing him Bon Voyage.

There is a dispatch from the Imperial Naysayer elsewhere,
as he has returned from his rendez-vous with
The Thing With Six Arms, whoever or whatever it was.
And I won't attempt a description of his present condition.
He said his faithful dog recognizes him, though.


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: frogprince
Date: 09 May 18 - 11:11 PM

Can't do much about the unfortunate moose; they need fed more than they need fenced. But I still have some of those Canadian Rouleques watches at a bargain price.


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: JennieG
Date: 09 May 18 - 05:56 PM

Oh Great Sire, would you like me to keep a small corner of the oubliette for the rebellious heart?

It's no problem, you know.

Meanwhile, the inmates are keeping vigil for the Imperial Naysayer.

JennieG
Imperial Torturer, Dungeon Choir Wrangler and overseer of Empiratical Banjo Ensemble
[§] Her mark
(For which I thank Our Most Gracious Emperor Rapparee)


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: keberoxu
Date: 09 May 18 - 01:08 PM

It's grand to hear from the Imperial Warden,
but bad news about moose weak with starvation.

I believe the undetected heart attack happened, years ago,
to John Mullencamp as well --
meaning, it was detected after the fact. Wake-up call.
He's still with us, thankfully.

The Imperial Naysayer, however, has had to put his personal plumbing
under a power greater than his own
to resolve whatever the heck is conspiring against
his health and well-being.
Hope we hear from him sooner rather than later.

That leaves the Minister of De Fence,
although I don't know what he can do about the starving moose.


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: gnu
Date: 09 May 18 - 01:02 PM

Keep yer Imperial stick on the ice, Big Emp.

As keeper of yer game, I am monitoring moose stranded by the floods in yer NB.ca. They've been staying on bridges on the T-Can. DERD (formerly DNR) tried to herd a young bull and cow over one bridge to where they could get browse but they are too weak. DERD doesn't figure they can bring browse to the moose 'cause "... it wouldn't go well." Sire, permission to slap these ^$&*#$@!!!ing pussies up side the head?

g... you know.


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 May 18 - 09:23 AM

Our Imperial Naysayer is in good hands. Indeed, many good hands.

We have had Our report and We have some infarct in Our Imperial heart. We find that part of Our heart is in rebellion against Us and so We shall have to deal rather harshly with it. We had long hoped to avoid this, but We suppose the Time Has Come.

We ask Our subjects not to weep and bewail Our small problem. Instead, rejoice with Us that We can punish the rebellious heart part in the manner it so richly deserves! And let the fate of this part be a warning to all the rest!

Emperor Rapparee, Imperious Rex            ®          His Mark


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: keberoxu
Date: 08 May 18 - 04:23 PM

Today the Imperial Naysayer
goes under the multiple arms.

And I can't think of anything else to say.


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: keberoxu
Date: 07 May 18 - 02:11 PM

Latest reports from the Imperial Naysayer indicate
that a robotic surgeon with six arms
will be used to perform surgery on said naysayer.

On Tues May 8.

This conjures up images of the god Shiva
dancing on one pair of legs
whilst waving three pairs of arms in the air.

Unless the surgeon is a robotic insect?


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 May 18 - 10:39 PM

We are in glowing health. That is primarily because We were injected with 99mTc, that is, the metastable nuclear isomer of technetium-99. Thus, when We enter a darkened room such as a dungeon We not only bring light with Us, but We are the light.

But We shall not know the results of these chirurgeons' test for a dayor more. As they have not contacted Us yet, We can only assume that nothing immediate was discovered.


Emperor Rapparee, Imperious Rex             ®       His Mark


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: keberoxu
Date: 03 May 18 - 01:56 PM

Today the Imperial Chirurgians give the Emperor his stress test,
and I hope that it will not be necessary for heads to roll.


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Apr 18 - 10:38 PM

We thank you for your concern. We have an appointment at the Imperial Cardiology Clinic on the third day of May, Anno Domini 2018, for a stress test. We find this to be unnecessary as We are under enough stress, but the Imperial Chirurgeons feel it needful so that their positions shall not become suddenly vacant.

Otherwise, We feel well.


Emperor Rapparee, Imperious Rex          ®          His Mark


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: JennieG
Date: 30 Apr 18 - 06:02 PM

This is not good!

Sending all healing thoughts to our Most Imperious Overlord.

JennieG
Imperial Torturer, Dungeon Choir Wrangler and overseer of Empiratical Banjo Ensemble
[§] Her mark
(For which I thank Our Most Gracious Emperor Rapparee)


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: keberoxu
Date: 30 Apr 18 - 02:07 PM

There are stresses upon the peaceable empire.
The naysayer has said nothing for weeks,
while being treated for serious illness.
And Imperious Rex ended up in the hospital
being supplied with nitroglycerine.


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: keberoxu
Date: 18 Mar 18 - 11:47 AM

Ah, Severn, it isn't the same without you.


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Subject: RE: BS: Rapp for app.-eror
From: Severn
Date: 17 Mar 18 - 01:10 AM

What's this about light bulbs? How many emperors does it take to screw one in? Is it the one that comes on over your head when you get an idea, and if so, have we been mis-LED while it's been out? If you can't handle Light Duty, must the Royal Physician confine you to your bed?.......


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Mar 18 - 01:01 AM

My People!

We are in the Kingdom of Hawai'i, paying an Imperial visit to their King, Kamehameha IX and his queen, Lahaina Nui.

They translated Our given first name, which is of Hebrew derivation, into Hawai'ian. It translates to "'Owaikaho'akua" and means "He who is like God."   Great comment was made about this and how appropriate it was.

In other matters, Our trading ships will no longer pay a tariff for cargoes, and will (of course) be subject to inspection for invasive species and proscribed items.

They are also considering an Imperial Partnership with Us, but that is still being discussed.


Emperor Rapparee, Imperious Rex          ®       His Mark


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Mar 18 - 11:13 PM

We have done so. LEDs (an abbreviation for one of Our titles, to whit, "Light Emitting Deity") are the wave of the future.



Emperor Rapparee, Imperious Rex         ®    His Mark


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: JennieG
Date: 14 Mar 18 - 04:24 PM

Shine a light on the matter, as it were.

JennieG
Imperial Torturer, Dungeon Choir Wrangler and overseer of Empiratical Banjo Ensemble
[§] Her mark
(For which I thank Our Most Gracious Emperor Rapparee)


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: keberoxu
Date: 14 Mar 18 - 09:16 AM

Knock knock knock, your Sire-ness?

Reporting on a Mudcat thread about light bulbs.

A Mudcat moderator has assured the readers of the veracity
of your encounter with LED bulbs that were a menace to life and limb.

Some of the others posting to the thread
question and doubt the moderator's report.

At your convenience, o great Rapness,
maybe you could post to the light bulb thread
and straighten them out.


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Subject: RE: BS: wrap up for a year' worth of emperor
From: Severn
Date: 01 Jan 18 - 10:22 AM

A loud snap is heard.....

The official documentary filmmaker who was covering 2017 closes out the last act and calls out, "That's a wrap!".....

It certainly. IS, if I ever saw one, and he's still there to guide us through yet another year. ALL HAIL!

Why hail, yes!


Once again he sees through us as he sees us through. He sees the day and he seizes the day, and what he sees is....


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: JennieG
Date: 01 Jan 18 - 06:25 AM

Thank you, Sire!

Best wishes to you, Her Royal Highness Princess Patricia and the rest of the Imperial Family for a happy and healthy year ahead.

Some of the miscreants are already labouring to produce said stuff.

JennieG
Imperial Torturer, Dungeon Choir Wrangler and overseer of Empiratical Banjo Ensemble
[§] Her mark
(For which I thank Our Most Gracious Emperor Rapparee)


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: Rapparee
Date: 31 Dec 17 - 08:02 PM

Our People!

We wish you all, even the Imperial Naysayer, a Happy and Prosperous New Year.

Please do not forget that the first corvée, chevage, serjeanty, socage, and scot and lot are are due by Munchinmas.


Emperor Rapparee, Imperious Rex          ®      His Mark


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: keberoxu
Date: 30 Dec 17 - 12:27 PM

Wishing a safe and healthy New Year's observation
to Imperious Rex
and his
newly repositioned ulnar nerve.


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: keberoxu
Date: 28 Dec 17 - 03:50 PM

Does the Christmas Cat from the Secret Santa
have a name?
Or only a cage?


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Dec 17 - 08:53 PM

Imperial Naysayer, polliwogs grow up.

You may take this as a gentle correction, done in Our benevolence and Our holiday spirit.


Emperor Rapparee, Imperious Rex          ®            His Mark


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: JennieG
Date: 25 Dec 17 - 10:45 PM

Gee - thanks, Sire!

Problem is we have missed it here as it's already mid-afternoon on Boxing Day. Can we take a rain check?

JennieG
Imperial Torturer, Dungeon Choir Wrangler and overseer of Empiratical Banjo Ensemble
[§] Her mark
(For which I thank Our Most Gracious Emperor Rapparee)


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: Amos
Date: 25 Dec 17 - 09:47 PM

Sigh. Voting for an Emperor on Mudcat is like buying a bicycle for a polliwog.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Dec 17 - 09:17 PM

My people!

On this Christmas Day, We proclaim a holiday. We do, in fact, proclaim every day from now until the middle of January a holiday! Do not, however, attempt to miss work or otherwise alleviate from your existence that which is needful to keep Our Empire enjoying its full economic potential.

We also promise here that there will be no increase in contributions to Our treasury during that time!

We do not, by this proclamation, exclude any religion or non-religion whatsoever, save only those that injury on of Our subjects. All can participate in these holidays!


Emperor Rapparee, Imperious Rex          ®       His Mark


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Subject: RE: BS: Rapture for emperistas
From: Severn
Date: 24 Dec 17 - 01:10 AM

Still sacred,, now scarred, yet not scared. The best of the season to you!

"Rap, one emperor, disoriented is...."


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: keberoxu
Date: 23 Dec 17 - 01:59 PM

Now word is out that
in January 2018
the barber-chirurgiens will treat
an Imperial Vein or two.

Shudder.


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: JennieG
Date: 19 Dec 17 - 04:35 PM

A true classic, oh Great Sire!

Best wishes for the festive season to your Mighty Self and others in your household, especially Princess Patricia.

Your Imperial Torturer and Himself moved back to their living quarters yesterday, slightly spartan quarters to be sure, but still home. Very little furniture (any which escaped the flood is in storage awaiting new carpet to be laid but we have a bed, two easy chairs, and a small dining table and chairs), bare concrete floors, and a kitchen which will be majorly repaired after the coming Yule season. However it is still home, and we are grateful to be here, and Bianca The White Cat (who comes in handy to annoy any miscreants suffering from allergies) is very happy to be with us once again.

JennieG
Imperial Torturer, Dungeon Choir Wrangler and overseer of Empiratical Banjo Ensemble
[§] Her mark
(For which I thank Our Most Gracious Emperor Rapparee)


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: keberoxu
Date: 18 Dec 17 - 03:38 PM

The Best of the Season to you, Imperious Rex,
and to your happily recovering Imperial Spouse.
... and your siblings, and nieces, etc etc


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Dec 17 - 08:39 PM

We have been in some pain, off and on, since We submitted Ourself to the care of a barber-surgeon. Our left wrist is scarred, it looks for all the world as if We had tried to slash Our wrist and did it wrong (as if We could or would do that). There is also a scar on the outside of Our left arm which is about six inches, or 15.24 centimeters, long. A repair of something called "carpal tunnel syndrome" was done and Our ulnar nerve had to be repositioned in Our arm.

But We are doing well, and should events transpire that We cannont extend the greetings of the season at the proper time, we offer you this song.

Emperor Rapparee, Imperious Rex          ®      His Mark


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: keberoxu
Date: 17 Dec 17 - 02:28 PM

Greetings, JennieG,
how goes the restoration of your home and hearth?

Imperious Rex is busy at the Mudcat Tavern of late.


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