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BS: Rap for emperor

keberoxu 18 Mar 19 - 06:07 PM
JennieG 17 Mar 19 - 01:42 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: keberoxu
Date: 18 Mar 19 - 06:07 PM

It seems that Our Most Gracious Emperor
had an appointment with his barber/chirurgiens
about something on his face.
That barbers don't normally encounter.

Whatever, he was eventually released without said something.


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: JennieG
Date: 17 Mar 19 - 01:42 AM

The Empiratical Banjo Ensemble will be hanging green streamers - only one streamer per banjo, we don't want to get too carried away - For St Patrick's Day. This is in addition to the black they are already using.

JennieG
Imperial Torturer, Dungeon Choir Wrangler and Overseer of Empiratical Banjo Ensemble
[§] Her mark
(For which I thank Our Most Gracious Emperor Rapparee)


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: keberoxu
Date: 16 Mar 19 - 03:17 PM

well, maybe a dispensation for
St. Patrick's Day
when green could commingle with black?


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: JennieG
Date: 15 Mar 19 - 02:18 AM

Already done, Sire. The Empiratical Banjo Ensemble is tuning up as we speak (although you would probably never know it) to play in tribute to Our Late Beloved Imperial Naysayer.

JennieG
Imperial Torturer, Dungeon Choir Wrangler and Overseer of Empiratical Banjo Ensemble
[§] Her mark
(For which I thank Our Most Gracious Emperor Rapparee)


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Mar 19 - 09:59 PM

In memory of the passing of the Imperial Naysayer, We herewith declare a period of thirty Earth days, or seven hundred and twenty rising and settings of the Sun, of mourning, to commence immediately.

During this time there will be no needless mirth, no needless frivolity, no needless music or song or both. During this period all of our subjects will wear black armbands, personal linens, hatbands, and weep into black handkerchiefs. The prisoners in the Imperial Oubliette will eat nothing but black food and drink naught but black water during this time.

Ritual mourning suicide is expressly forbidden under pain of death, as is ritual scarification and self-injury. Weeping and gnashing of teeth shall be kept to a minimum.

The late Imperial Naysayer would have wanted it that way.

We further declare that from this time forward this date shall be known throughout Our Realm as "Imperial Naysayer Day."


Emperor Rapparee, Imperious Rex         ®         His Mark


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: JennieG
Date: 14 Mar 19 - 09:06 PM

The Imperial Naysayer will be naysaying no more.

Amos has left us.

Feeling great sadness in the Imperial Oubliette today.....even though the Imperial Naysayer never visited the Oubliette in person we felt we knew him. He will be much missed.

The Imperial Torturer (too sad to sign out properly)


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: keberoxu
Date: 14 Mar 19 - 12:34 PM

Hoy!
Imperial Warden Gnu!

What news about the Imperial Naysayer Amos?

anyone else been in touch,
like the Minister of De Fence maybe?


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: keberoxu
Date: 13 Mar 19 - 05:23 PM

An update has been delivered about the Imperial Naysayer.
He has in fact obeyed the imperial direction,
and has taken up guitar and lifted his voice in song.

In fact, the Imperial Naysayer is in better repair
than his computer,
which is why this thread has had no naysayings of late.
(See thread on his convalescence, above the BS line.)


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: Donuel
Date: 13 Mar 19 - 02:10 PM

our most gracious Imperious Rex is out of his straight jacket, gay jacket, quarantine and is out walking the streets. It does not appear to be measles.

Emporer Rex, in your absence there appears to be a usuper of the throne.
This infidel is using language like sideline,bench,banish,ignore and "do not respond to" rhetoric that seeks to establish himslf as the arbiteur of all speech in the kingdom and seeks the power to make all posts subject to his approval or punishment.
We are awaiting your judgement as to the degree of threat.


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: keberoxu
Date: 12 Mar 19 - 07:18 PM

Is our most gracious Imperious Rex out of --
whatever it was -- quarantine yet?


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: JennieG
Date: 01 Feb 19 - 10:27 PM

The inhabitants of said Imperial Oubliette thank you from the bottom of their hearts, Sire......or perhaps that should be from the heart of their bottoms.

Either way, they will be most grateful!

JennieG
Imperial Torturer, Dungeon Choir Wrangler and Overseer of Empiratical Banjo Ensemble
[§] Her mark
(For which I thank Our Most Gracious Emperor Rapparee)


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Feb 19 - 09:51 PM

My people! We are quite distressed to inform you that We have been suffering in humble silence from an immune response involving Our ICAM-1 receptors and Our CDHR3 receptor. We have been visited by Our healer who has assured Us that he and We are doing all We and he can, but only Our symptoms can be treated. Because of this, We must cancel all of Our appearances and visitations and, for the good of you, Our subjects, remain in camera until Our symptoms disappear and We are again determined to be noninfectious. We would not wish to be faulted for instigating a plague amongst you!

However, We have carefully sequestered all of Our various tissues and soiled linens and will, at the proper time, see that they are distributed to those in the Imperial Oubliette.


Emperor Rapparee, Imperious Rex             ®         His Mark


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: keberoxu
Date: 01 Feb 19 - 05:51 PM

did anybody else spot sun dogs?
(I missed 'em --
there were pictures on the internet)


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: keberoxu
Date: 31 Jan 19 - 06:06 PM

Regarding His Imperious Rapness's proclamation of 23 January,
I find it very much depends on which programs and browser etc
are installed on which public computer station
as to what sort of script or typeset turns up.
One time it looked like Gothic Fraktur.
Today, it looks nothing like. All the Fraktur is out.

In more recent new,
The Imperial Naysayer by report is to be sent home from
the rehab center at the hospital,
and to be attended by a veritable entourage of custodial caretakers
in his domicile.

Should be, at the least, interesting.


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: Donuel
Date: 23 Jan 19 - 02:19 PM

but i'm tiyurd all the time now. i'm thinking of selling all my canvas and paints and/or auctioning the instruments. then i can declutter all the way until the end. its a new era for beta or worse.

i went looking for inner g but only found sleep.


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Jan 19 - 01:34 PM

We, the Emperor Rapparee, doth this day command you, the


Imperial Naysayer,


to get the hell out of thy bed and chop wood, play a guitar, sing (or croak) a song to gladden


the hearts of those in whose care thou art , or something else.


Do it, Dude! Do it NOW!





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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: keberoxu
Date: 23 Jan 19 - 11:12 AM

I myself have no access to the CaringBridge page at which
Mudcatter Amos posts updates about his convalescence.
Maybe we all will have to wait until
the Imperial Naysayer
has the energy to spare
to make an effort to [gain]say something himself.


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: JennieG
Date: 22 Jan 19 - 11:14 PM

Meanwhile down in the dungeon there have been, and will be, heatwaves of epic proportions. The Imperial Torturer and Spouse have cool(ish) quarters, but the inmates have been doing it tough when the temperature rises over the century.

Do them good, I say!

We are sending warm thoughts to the Imperial Naysayer.

JennieG
Imperial Torturer, Dungeon Choir Wrangler and Overseer of Empiratical Banjo Ensemble
[§] Her mark
(For which I thank Our Most Gracious Emperor Rapparee)


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: GUEST
Date: 22 Jan 19 - 09:46 PM

And the wrath of the Almighty was visited upon places
beyond North Carolina, where the Imperial Naysayer
is undergoing physiotherapy in hospital.

North Carolina, no stranger to ice storms and freezing rain,
watched these past few days
as places near and far on the continent
were smote ? smited ? smitten ?
with heavy snow, and with ice.

The Imperial Game Warden reports from the North that
the ice made the roads impassable
and that his garage door was frozen shut.

The Weather Terrorists, I mean the Weather Channel,
named the winter storm Harper.
(after Harper Lee, I wonder?)


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: keberoxu
Date: 07 Jan 19 - 08:53 PM

Amos the Naysayer has been visited by mutual friends and they have faithfully reported
that he is improving, at least well enough to communicate better.


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Jan 19 - 09:37 PM

We are greatly saddened to learn of the passing of Our good friend, Dick Greenhaus. May he rest in peace.



Emperor Rapparee, Imperious Rex         ®          His Mark


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Jan 19 - 08:24 PM

Our Imperial Naysayer is quite ill and We and all Our subjects wish him nought but a speedy and complete recovery.


Emperor Rapparee, Imperious Rex          ®         His Mark


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: keberoxu
Date: 06 Jan 19 - 02:01 PM

The realm is not what it was,
without the Imperial Naysayer
to issue verbal challenges to Imperious Rex.

I hope against hope that Amos recovers
enough to come back and fly his freak flag once again.


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Dec 18 - 01:46 PM

We are seated upon that seat which Nature gave Us.


Emperor Rapparee, Imperious Rex          ®       His Mark


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: keberoxu
Date: 25 Dec 18 - 08:54 PM

It occurs to me to wonder:
when The Rapturous Imperious Rex decided upon
something new on which to be seated,
was this for his own private rooms
or was it
the ceremonial throne for official occasions?


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: keberoxu
Date: 24 Dec 18 - 11:12 AM

This brings to mind the Discworld Witches in Sir Terry Pratchett,
in particular,
the witch who enjoys her annual bath,
in the tin tub in her backyard,
while all the neighbors run for cover.
Then, settled into the bath,
she picks up her banjo
and starts to sing
"A Wizard's Staff has a Knob on the End..."


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: JennieG
Date: 22 Dec 18 - 02:55 AM

That's the idea, BWL. The post is being kept open for the worst of the worst, because can you think of a more fitting punishment?

JennieG
Imperial Torturer, Dungeon Choir Wrangler and Overseer of Empiratical Banjo Ensemble
[§] Her mark
(For which I thank Our Most Gracious Emperor Rapparee)


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 21 Dec 18 - 09:53 PM

I'm not sure it's even within the power of the omnipotent Emperor Rapparee to come up with a tuner for the Empiratical Banjo Ensemble. It's impossible to tune one banjo, much less an entire ensemble's worth.

Bee-dubya-ell
Imperial Ignoramus
I have a mark around here somewhere...


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: JennieG
Date: 21 Dec 18 - 01:17 AM

Thank you, Oh Great One!

I have also taken the executive decision to increase the dungeon rations very slightly so our resident miscreants can enjoy a little yuletide cheer.

A glass will be raised, together with the grateful thanks of all concerned, to the Emperor at 3 p.m. on The Day.

In the new year a search will begin for a tuner to the Empiratical Banjo Ensemble, something sadly and badly needed. Any applicants?

JennieG
Imperial Torturer, Dungeon Choir Wrangler and Overseer of Empiratical Banjo Ensemble
[§] Her mark
(For which I thank Our Most Gracious Emperor Rapparee)


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Dec 18 - 08:58 PM

We thank Our people for their continued interest and care in Our recovery. We saw the chirurgeon today and was dismissed after a most intimate examination. We have been set free from the chains of medicine with an admonition to "Call if you have problems or questions."

And so We shall have a Merry Christmas, and We, in Our boundless generosity, have ordered that each of Our subject be supplied with meats for the winter festivities. Each shall receive a goose from Our Imperial Gooseyard, black puddings, white puddings, and plum puddings, with the finest beverages suitable for their rank. No beggar shall be without a groat, and no herdsman without a goat.

Prisoners are to be served an extra bowl of pottage eacch day and hosed down with warm water.

Let the Festivities begin, and do not stop until the Epiphany Feast next year!!!

We so decree!


Emperor Rapparee, Imperious Rex            ®       His Mark


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: Donuel
Date: 19 Dec 18 - 04:38 PM

While Joe's Tri Lateral Commission and Vatican Bank gig only meets 4 times a year it is far more time consuming than that, so to be fair his hands are full. Besides, both institutions have fallen on hard times which complicates things for Joe. When we get back to more hot wars things will go more smoothly for Joe. He didn't even get invited to the Prayer Breakfast this year.

Imperious Rex invested in Facebook and Russian stocks a bit too heavily against my protestation:
From: Donuel - PM
Date: 18 Aug 18 - 10:09 AM

30 years ago when Tech stocks dropped 500 points it was a crash.
Soon when the market drops 3,000 points it will be a minor correction.
Concentrated wealth (like in Bond movies) can steer market prices artificially and only indicate what Hedge fund owners want to do.
I see Facebook tanking with 50% losses. Rx Tillerson looks like he is striking out with Russia sanctions and oil exploration deals.

So imperious Rex will be licking his wounds for awhile.


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 19 Dec 18 - 01:42 PM

The reason Rap has a 600+ post thread while Joe Offer doesn't is simple: Rap accepted the job. Every time someone nominates Joe Offer for an important position, he declines!

If memory serves, Joe has been nominated for Governor of California, Director of Department of Homeland Security, and President of the US. Has he accepted any of these nominations? No! Has he even taken the first step of commissioning a feasibility study? No! Well, what do you expect? If Joe had only accepted the nomination for Governor of California, he would surely have won. After all, his closest competitor was an Austrian bodybuilder who talks funny. After the inauguration, Joe would have had a thread several thousand posts long!

You want big threads with your name on 'em, Joe, you gotta go for the big job! Singing "Michael Row the Boat Ashore" around a campfire ain't gonna get it!



Bee-dubya Ell
Imperial Ignoramus
Rap gave me a mark, but I lost it


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: keberoxu
Date: 19 Dec 18 - 01:34 PM

And the latest update has Imperious Rex
going out to purchase
something new upon which to seat himself.


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: keberoxu
Date: 18 Dec 18 - 06:25 PM

Latest report from Rap's recovery was that
he finally had enough energy to leave the house and go shopping.


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: keberoxu
Date: 10 Dec 18 - 11:28 AM

Not to mention a laser beam into the eyeball ... before the surgery.


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 10 Dec 18 - 01:03 AM

I'm still trying to figure out how Rap qualifies for a 628-message thread. Is he better-lookin' than the rest of us, or what?
He is a lot taller, Joe.


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: Joe Offer
Date: 09 Dec 18 - 09:31 PM

I see now, why Rap is emperor, and I am not.
I am in awe.
-Joe-


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Dec 18 - 08:17 PM

Our most loyal and loving subjects!

We appreciate you expressions of concern about this, Our most recent journey to the never-never land of the chirurgeons. We are recovering from this latest bout, although certain bodily functions are still recalcitrant. Never the less, We will insure that they resume their normal functionality! We shall ask to Physical Therapy and all the other post-operative therapy available. If Our functions do not resume their previous functioning before Yule the chirurgeon will find herself in the capable hands of Our Imperial Torturer (albeit that we have concerns, as they might get along too well).

Again, We thank you for your wishes for Our continuing good health, and so We have decided to forgot all taxes from this date forward until the first of the year.


Emperor Rapparee, Imperious Rex       ®         His Mark


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: JennieG
Date: 08 Dec 18 - 12:25 AM

There's bound to be a job for you, Joe. If all else fails you could be the Chief Tuner for the Empiratical Banjo Ensemble.

Now there's a job that has a future.......let's face it, you would never be out of work......

JennieG
Imperial Torturer, Dungeon Choir Wrangler and Overseer of Empiratical Banjo Ensemble
[§] Her mark
(For which I thank Our Most Gracious Emperor Rapparee)


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: keberoxu
Date: 07 Dec 18 - 03:21 PM

You wanna be prime minister, Joe?


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: Joe Offer
Date: 07 Dec 18 - 02:54 PM

I'm still trying to figure out how Rap qualifies for a 628-message thread. Is he better-lookin' than the rest of us, or what?
I'm just a tad jealous...
-Lonesome Joe-


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: Donuel
Date: 07 Dec 18 - 08:49 AM

Since the hints of a recession have caused the Emporer to declare a state of emergency in the kingdom, machinations are afoot that have hidden Imperious Rex from view.


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: JennieG
Date: 04 Dec 18 - 10:53 PM

Thank you, keberoxu! We were mightily pleased ourselves that our home was intact, and Bianca The White Cat was happy to see us. After having health issues our Canaussian son is doing well, and his lovely partner and I enjoyed fun girl's days out together.

When I'm not being the Imperial Torturer I can be quite nice, I'm told.


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: keberoxu
Date: 04 Dec 18 - 01:23 PM

Jennie G., glad to hear that you returned safely home from your travels
and that home sweet home, after all the domestic disasters of recent years,
was still there to welcome you.


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: Donuel
Date: 04 Dec 18 - 08:25 AM

Rapturous?

As the Royal fixer, lawyer and indicted conspirator I propose Imperious Rap Rex buy the Taj Mahal with loans and turn it into a casino and sin Hotel and drive it into bankruptcy leaving German and Russian Banks holding the bill


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: JennieG
Date: 04 Dec 18 - 05:34 AM

This is not good news. We are trusting the good Dr Fritz to do an excellent job of surgery, or she may find herself on the fritz (as it were).

The Imperial Torturer and Spouse have returned from their trip to the far side of the known universe and are slowly getting over jet lag. It is a very very long way to go and come back again.

JennieG
Imperial Torturer, Dungeon Choir Wrangler and overseer of Empiratical Banjo Ensemble
[§] Her mark
(For which I thank Our Most Gracious Emperor Rapparee)


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: keberoxu
Date: 03 Dec 18 - 12:57 PM

The Imperious Rapturous Rex had to spend a night in hospital
following the latest ministrations of the barber-chirurgiens.
Ought I to write chirurgienne, since Dr. Fritz is of the feminine gender?

Until recovery is complete, it appears that
much time in the prone position will be necessary:
tummy to the floor, posterior to the ceiling.
A most unusual position for an emperor.
But then
I lack the imagination, and am also too squeamish,
to picture the alternatives...

Moreover, if I read the latest imperial update correctly,
Dr. Fritz presumed to speak of a second procedure in future.


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: keberoxu
Date: 01 Oct 18 - 01:24 PM

I had to look around the Mudcat forum
to find out about Black Walnut.

You two oldtimers have probably known Black Walnut all these years,
but I'm a newbie
and Black Walnut stopped posting to the Mudcat
before I even knew the Mudcat existed.


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: JennieG
Date: 30 Sep 18 - 10:16 PM

Many thanks, Sire! I have already started practising The Wave.

Don't worry - we fully intend to enjoy ourselves, we even have a Mudcatter friend to look up, Black Walnut.

Back at the end of November.

JennieG
Imperial Torturer, Dungeon Choir Wrangler and overseer of Empiratical Banjo Ensemble
[§] Her mark
(For which I thank Our Most Gracious Emperor Rapparee)


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Sep 18 - 09:01 PM

We ask you to wave as you fly over Our lands.

Our Great Northern Province should not be too cold at this time of year, and Toronto is a rather nice city, as cities go.

Enjoy yourselves, or find yourself in the Oubliette. We have spoken.

Emperor Rapparee, Imperious Rex          ®         His Mark
Bringer Of Good Times For All


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