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Subject: BS: Rap for emperor From: olddude Date: 11 Feb 16 - 02:09 PM Since none of the political party candidates can get it right, I say we appoint an emperor.. I hereby appoint Rap.... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor From: Backwoodsman Date: 11 Feb 16 - 02:18 PM I hereby appoint oldude as vice-emperor. 👍 |
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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor From: GUEST,David C. Carter Date: 11 Feb 16 - 02:25 PM Dan should be emperor of vice I think he's well versed in vice |
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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor From: fat B****rd Date: 11 Feb 16 - 02:29 PM Surely Dan should be President of the Watch Committee. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor From: GUEST,wysiwyg minus cookie Date: 11 Feb 16 - 03:15 PM I'm in. But only on birthdays. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor From: olddude Date: 11 Feb 16 - 04:25 PM Lol ok I take vice emperor of vice stuff |
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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor From: olddude Date: 11 Feb 16 - 04:27 PM We need a castle, I think we should let trump build a wall for it |
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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor From: olddude Date: 11 Feb 16 - 04:29 PM I appoint will fly in charge of travel |
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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor From: olddude Date: 11 Feb 16 - 04:33 PM Sanders is in charge of beaches |
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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor From: GUEST,# Date: 11 Feb 16 - 06:50 PM And on his birthday, too. :-) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor From: frogprince Date: 11 Feb 16 - 07:25 PM So, is the emperor wearing new birthday clothes ? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor From: Amos Date: 11 Feb 16 - 08:04 PM The emperor is an insufferable narcissist, and what's worse a philosophical solipsist with delusional patterns of bipolarity. He would be a big improvement over any of the Repugnicans on the ballots. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor From: Bill D Date: 11 Feb 16 - 08:42 PM He's an OUTSTANDING music stand, however. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor From: Rapparee Date: 11 Feb 16 - 08:47 PM You're right. There has never been a better music stand. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor From: gnu Date: 11 Feb 16 - 09:36 PM Emperor? A mere emperor? That is far beneath his excellent see, as he is want to point out ad infinitum, and to beyond. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 11 Feb 16 - 09:47 PM Why would anyone want to be an emperor? You'd have to move to Antarctica and spend the winter standing on an ice floe trying to keep an egg warm. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor From: olddude Date: 11 Feb 16 - 10:28 PM Living in buffalo, I am use to that weather beebub |
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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor From: Backwoodsman Date: 12 Feb 16 - 12:31 AM You live in a buffalo dude? Is it dead? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor From: Ebbie Date: 12 Feb 16 - 12:52 AM JFYI, Rap's birthday evidently is tomorrow (for the persnickety of y'all, I recognize that it is his birthday *anniversary*) so let's go easy on the aged. Humph. I just re-read this thread and it appears that it sprang into being *because* you know that it's Rap's birthday. Sometimes I am dim. Verily. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor From: Little Hawk Date: 12 Feb 16 - 01:57 AM Three of Chongo's buddies react to the idea of Rap becoming Emperor.... nervous little "ook ook" sounds.... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor From: Rapparee Date: 12 Feb 16 - 08:49 AM Why should your Emperor settle for underlings when Chongx itself is available? Your Emperor thanks you. Your Emperor herewith appoints and commissions, by revokable Imperial Writ, olddude as Enforcer and Bouncer Extraordinary w/Portfolio. Your Emperor has done stranger things than sitting on an egg until it hatches, for Your Emperor is a retired librarian and dealt for many, many years with the |
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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor From: olddude Date: 12 Feb 16 - 10:15 AM I sat on gum once, does that count. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor From: Little Hawk Date: 12 Feb 16 - 12:19 PM My God...that is the UGLIEST ape I have ever seen! You know, Chongo usually doesn't much like Orangutans. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor From: olddude Date: 12 Feb 16 - 02:58 PM The emperor need a anthem any suggestions |
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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor From: olddude Date: 12 Feb 16 - 03:03 PM I tried to write one but nothing rymes with opossum |
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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor From: frogprince Date: 12 Feb 16 - 03:10 PM flotsam ? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor From: olddude Date: 12 Feb 16 - 03:16 PM Lol maybe, the opossum is the symbol of the new state... I think the muskets can be in charge of security since they are loaded and maybe we can get steve shawls to take over the dress code.. How about it guys |
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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor From: keberoxu Date: 12 Feb 16 - 05:00 PM ocarina? (in honor of catspaw) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor From: Rapparee Date: 12 Feb 16 - 08:36 PM I hereby do appoint Catspaw49, known colloquially as Spaw, the Patron Saint and Spiritual Leader of This, Our Empire. Let it be done as I say! Corripe Cervisiam! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor From: olddude Date: 12 Feb 16 - 08:52 PM Agree, he is laughing his ass off |
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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor From: Stilly River Sage Date: 13 Feb 16 - 12:05 AM Good move. I miss Spaw. (posted as former name - Acme) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor From: gnu Date: 13 Feb 16 - 07:03 AM Ditto Acme. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor From: keberoxu Date: 13 Feb 16 - 01:54 PM what happened to the possum? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor From: gnu Date: 13 Feb 16 - 02:19 PM I am sure he's still safe and sound. I have Spaw's word on that... Subject: RE: BS: Cleigh O'Possum: I'M LEAVING! From: catspaw49 - PM Date: 30 Aug 01 - 08:30 PM It's news to me Sins! As a matter of fact he's been real happy lately and "Artie" has been a lot of company to him. Artie seems to be a real hoot to Cleigh and I just went in and looked and Artie is swingin' and Cleigh is grinning like always.........said they were both pretty happy! I think we have an impostor here trying to stir up trouble. Cleigh has been really happy to since Cletus went cross-eyed staring at Artie's head bouncing and tail swinging. THAT really endeared him to Cleigh so I don't think that was for real at all!!!! Spaw Memories... sweet memories. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor From: Donuel Date: 14 Feb 16 - 11:13 AM Who is Vice Emperor? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor From: Ed T Date: 14 Feb 16 - 11:20 AM "An emperor needs only his imagination." ― Lionel Suggs |
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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor From: olddude Date: 14 Feb 16 - 03:08 PM Me, I'm in charge of vice |
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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor From: Rapparee Date: 14 Feb 16 - 10:16 PM All vice is licensed by the Emperor. So is all non-vice. What is not mandatory is forbidden, except that the forbidden can become mandatory. I have spoken. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor From: olddude Date: 14 Feb 16 - 10:31 PM Exactly |
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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor From: JennieG Date: 15 Feb 16 - 12:28 AM And Mrs Rap for Empress? Should she need some regalia, I have a gen-u-ine 1960s rhinestone tiara (a very pretty sparkly little trinket it is too) which I will hire out for quite a reasonable fee. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor From: Rapparee Date: 15 Feb 16 - 09:36 AM She still have her opera-length kid gloves (no, I'm not kidding -- she grew up in DC). Besides, a tiara would go to her head. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor From: olddude Date: 15 Feb 16 - 11:28 AM Our currency is the bong with the picture of the emperor |
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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor From: JennieG Date: 15 Feb 16 - 03:15 PM Groan...... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor From: Donuel Date: 15 Feb 16 - 04:29 PM Lots of things will fall through the cracks of article 22 of forbidden mandatoriousness. That's when the wisdom of an emperor will shine or display the truth of a squatting monkey. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor From: olddude Date: 15 Feb 16 - 05:01 PM Exactly and smile when you say that partner |
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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor From: keberoxu Date: 15 Feb 16 - 05:03 PM re:vice what would catspaw do? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor From: olddude Date: 15 Feb 16 - 05:24 PM You would have to listen to non stop yolding while locked in a room with a fat guy who ate twenty spicy burritos |
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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor From: Donuel Date: 15 Feb 16 - 06:24 PM Rap you know the book never published is in the anals / annals of the posts that Spaw posted under three different names. I would begin with the Eureka post of waking up with profound inspiration. Some come in sequence and a number f brain droppings would fill it out to the end. The title? Naked Truth of the squatting monkey or... $ goes to widow and son. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor From: Severn Date: 16 Feb 16 - 12:51 PM O, Master of all empirical and Empire-acal, whose Rap Id leads us by fast thinking. While we regale ya about regalia, here's a few suggestions: We should gale ya a first time, for a start. We need an official Empire Umpire with a supreme quart always at his or her side, and sighed with the Emperor when someone emps it up too high. So that you don't become an Em-poorer, we need a trusty treasurer to watch over the money supply, seeing that prosperity flows freely to all of his predicated subjects and keep any of Rap's rapacity below capacity. All would-be anthem composers, remember that Possum, that some folks eat raw some rhymes with "awesome". If one gets them mad, it tends to cause 'em claw some with their paw some, cause they don't like folks to boss 'em. But in the end, the finished song should be superior to even anything that Walt Kelly wrote for Pogo. Being a huge Pogo fan, Bill Day should head up the Anthem Judging Committee. The winning song will be premiered by olddude playing his old oud. Give Mrs. Rap a Tiara Del Fuego that she can wear lower down. Rap's crown should either come from Imperial Margerine or have at one time been worn by Clifton Chenier on tour. An occasional turban to give Rap a good wrap on his noggin with a large gemstone of some sort on the front. Shouldn't we have some different faces on the coinage than the paper money? Chongo, for one, makes a lot of them. Whaddaya think, folks?....... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor From: keberoxu Date: 16 Feb 16 - 01:33 PM Now why didn't the rest of us think of "awesome"? Of course it rhymes. |
