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BS: Rap for emperor

JennieG 02 Jan 21 - 09:56 PM
Donuel 03 Jan 21 - 10:17 AM
keberoxu 06 Jan 21 - 08:18 PM
Donuel 08 Jan 21 - 08:50 AM

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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: JennieG
Date: 02 Jan 21 - 09:56 PM

Oh Great One, your munificence knows no bounds!

The Date is now marked on the Imperial Oubliette calendar in letters of burnished gold. May we have Your Most Gracious Permission to increase the water ration to each prisoner by - say - another drop on that day, to mark the occasion? This will enable the unfortunate miscreants to sing a song of praise to Your Good Self with more gusto than the usual feeble croak.

JennieG
Imperial Torturer, Dungeon Choir Wrangler and Overseer of Empiratical Banjo Ensemble
[§] Her mark
(For which I thank Our Most Gracious Emperor Rapparee)


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: Donuel
Date: 03 Jan 21 - 10:17 AM

Royal Court rumors from friends of your Stool Stewart also speak of your magnifcent munificense in your leavings of immeasurble length, girth and aroma of late. Your majesty should know of the murmurings of discontent regarding the Royal Garter house to house TP confiscations.

o=> Jex the truth teller and jester.


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: keberoxu
Date: 06 Jan 21 - 08:18 PM

How is Your Imperious Rexness recovering from the ultrasound?


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Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: Donuel
Date: 08 Jan 21 - 08:50 AM

The possible complications of carotid dissection are risky but beneficial. A carotid dissection can cause problems with blood flow to your brain or eyes. This can cause a TIA, stroke, or one-sided blindness. All of these are medical emergencies.
The benefits of those who survive are various unpreictable unprecidented super powers.


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