BS: coping with predator horny women ???

Subject: BS: coping with predator horny women ???
From: GUEST,old guy
Date: 27 Feb 16 - 08:47 PM

Now that we are average age 65 to 75 how do we cope with the demands of modern women our age ???

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From: Steve Shaw
Date: 27 Feb 16 - 09:19 PM

Bloody sight better than them not demanding anything. Do you best and buy some backache pills.

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From: gnu
Date: 28 Feb 16 - 06:17 AM

You bragging or complaining?

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From: GUEST,Raggytash
Date: 28 Feb 16 - 07:18 AM

Tell them you're gay.

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From: MGM·Lion
Date: 28 Feb 16 - 07:33 AM

Fuck 'em!

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From: Jim Carroll
Date: 28 Feb 16 - 07:42 AM

Cherish them
Jim Carroll

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From: MGM·Lion
Date: 28 Feb 16 - 08:12 AM

Both! These are not incompatibles.

Subject: RE: BS: coping with predator horny women ???
From: Jim Carroll
Date: 28 Feb 16 - 08:44 AM

I cherish my book collection - wouldn't dream of taking it to bed.
Jim Carroll

Subject: RE: BS: coping with predator horny women ???
From: GUEST, topsie
Date: 28 Feb 16 - 08:57 AM

Nothing wrong with taking a good book to bed with you - just not all of them at the same time.

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From: gillymor
Date: 28 Feb 16 - 09:07 AM

God created men but Mr. Viagra made them equal.

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From: John on the Sunset Coast
Date: 28 Feb 16 - 12:27 PM

Where do I find some of these...without my wife finding out??? As if!

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From: GUEST,Modette
Date: 28 Feb 16 - 01:30 PM

I have no problems coping with horny women, it's flaccid men that give me the creeps.

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From: olddude
Date: 28 Feb 16 - 02:42 PM

I light a candle for women like that, don't know any sadly :-)

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From: GUEST,Musket
Date: 28 Feb 16 - 04:19 PM

Michael cunting well swearing? Well fuck me sideways.

What is the world coming to?

Bring a teenager myself, this thread is not for me. Bye.

Subject: RE: BS: coping with predator horny women ???
From: Mr Red
Date: 28 Feb 16 - 04:45 PM

I cherish my book collection - wouldn't dream of taking it to bed.

years ago I found a postcard with the legend:

go to bed with a good - or a friend who has read one!

Subject: RE: BS: coping with predator horny women ???
From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 Feb 16 - 04:57 PM

This is not a problem I've had to deal with lately. In fact, I'm not sure I've ever had to deal with it. :D

Subject: RE: BS: coping with predator horny women ???
From: Mr Red
Date: 28 Feb 16 - 05:01 PM

a good book not the good book

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From: michaelr
Date: 29 Feb 16 - 12:53 AM

There are no such women.

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From: MGM·Lion
Date: 29 Feb 16 - 01:08 AM

I wasn't swearing; I was using a word in its correct literal sense. I feel some pity for one who cannot distinguish between these two modes of expression. Poor old Popgun!

≈M≈

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From: GUEST,Musket
Date: 29 Feb 16 - 02:19 AM

Nurse! Take a chaperone in with you! He's being literal again!!!!

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From: Rusty Dobro
Date: 29 Feb 16 - 03:53 AM

I just put the light on - they never bother me again.....

Subject: RE: BS: coping with predator horny women ???
From: MGM·Lion
Date: 29 Feb 16 - 04:43 AM

Was poor little Popgun's 'Nurse' exclamation ever funny or witty or actually making any point at all? Anyone think it still is/does?
hohum

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From: GUEST,Richard Bridge on the Vista machine
Date: 29 Feb 16 - 12:41 PM

Where

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From: GUEST,Dave
Date: 29 Feb 16 - 02:49 PM

Try throwing a blanket over their heads. Works with bogeymen.

Subject: RE: BS: coping with predator horny women ???
From: Mr Red
Date: 01 Mar 16 - 09:53 AM

Be polite, be graceful, and be thankful.

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From: GUEST,Frank
Date: 01 Mar 16 - 11:13 PM

Just be accommodating and help them.

They will be eternally thankful for your kindness, and besides,

They don't yell,
they don't tell,
they don't swell
and they are as grateful as hell.

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From: keberoxu
Date: 02 Mar 16 - 07:45 PM

Sounds like Gaye Adegbalola's Middle Aged Blues Boogie to me.

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From: GUEST,Raggytash
Date: 03 Mar 16 - 03:04 AM

Lie back and think of England?

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From: GUEST,Musket
Date: 03 Mar 16 - 03:41 AM

A lover from my past had the surname England. Good idea Raggy.

🤓

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From: GUEST,Dave
Date: 03 Mar 16 - 04:02 AM

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valkyrie#/media/File:The_Ride_of_the_Valkyrs.jpg

Subject: RE: BS: coping with predator horny women ???
From: Jim Carroll
Date: 03 Mar 16 - 08:04 AM

A young novice nun is sitting on a bench reading a book in the convent grounds when a young priest sits down beside her.
After a while, he puts his hand on her knee, and when he meets with no resistance, he throws her on the ground and makes passionate love to her.
When he's finished, she stands up, straightens her habit and says, "what am I going to tell the mother superior about allowing myself to be seduced twice?"
He says, "I only seduced you once".
"You're not going yets, are you?
Jim Carroll

Subject: RE: BS: coping with predator horny women ???
From: GUEST,Musket
Date: 03 Mar 16 - 08:17 AM

When I was in Canada skiing at Whistler a few years ago, we spent a day snow mobiling up Cougar Mountain. Didn't see any Cougars.



Or wild cats.

Subject: RE: BS: coping with predator horny women ???
From: GUEST,MikeL2
Date: 03 Mar 16 - 09:33 AM

Hi

I have no problem with horny women....after all I married two of them....not at the same time though !!!

Cheers

Mike

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From: olddude
Date: 03 Mar 16 - 11:07 AM

Buy lots of viagra

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From: GUEST,Musket
Date: 03 Mar 16 - 12:29 PM

Powder it and mix it with cowshit for your rhubarb. Then you can use the rhubarb as a splint Dan.

It has to said, I am getting fed up them throwing their knickers at me when I am singing. I can cope though.. Mrs Musket is a surgeon so the consequences might make your eyes water...

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From: Ed T
Date: 03 Mar 16 - 01:46 PM

"Vestigial"

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From: GUEST,Ed T
Date: 03 Mar 16 - 01:52 PM

"Every night was a somber, adults-only slumber party - no giggles or whispers, just lots of coughing and farting and snoring and groaning, the sounds and smells of too many stressed-out people packed into too small a place."
Tom Perrotta

Subject: RE: BS: coping with predator horny women ???
From: keberoxu
Date: 03 Mar 16 - 02:54 PM

No input from Acme on this thread. On the BS Mistresses thread, no. 77535, she put in both a link and a copied-out post of Benjamin Franklin's opinion on the subject.

Subject: RE: BS: coping with predator horny women ???
From: GUEST
Date: 03 Mar 16 - 07:26 PM

No comment. believe it or not.
michaelr, you are so wrong.

Subject: RE: BS: coping with predator horny women ???
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 03 Mar 16 - 09:04 PM

Once was enough, I think, keberoxu. This thread is, at best, some old guy's idea of a dream come true. And guest,Frank gave a rough summation of what Franklin said already.

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From: GUEST,
Date: 04 Mar 16 - 02:34 PM

Guest Frank ... You wish, Frank, you wish

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From: fat B****rd
Date: 05 Mar 16 - 02:03 PM

I'd be like John Lennon and surrender to the void.

Subject: RE: BS: coping with predator horny women ???
From: MGM·Lion
Date: 05 Mar 16 - 03:16 PM

BTW, is there not a 'y' missing in the thread title? -- 'predatory', surely?

Subject: RE: BS: coping with predator horny women ???
From: Ed T
Date: 05 Mar 16 - 04:00 PM

Horny old women- another good reason not to go outside (except to shop for groceries,and maybe for a flask, of course).

Subject: RE: BS: coping with predator horny women ???
From: LadyJean
Date: 05 Mar 16 - 07:49 PM

I was suddenly thinking of my mother at the Grandfather Mountain Games many years ago. She was enjoying a young man's singing, and remarked to the young woman beside her, "I'm glad I'm not 22 anymore." The young woman, unwisely, asked why. Mom said, "Because if I was 22 I would throw myself at his feet."

No longer 22 myself, I often find I'm thinking the same thing.

Subject: RE: BS: coping with predator horny women ???
From: michaelr
Date: 06 Mar 16 - 02:36 AM

I am? (so wrong, that is, about there being no such women) Well then, send some my way!

Subject: RE: BS: coping with predator horny women ???
From: GUEST,EBarnacle
Date: 06 Mar 16 - 07:55 PM

Encouragement. We all want it or remember it.

Subject: RE: BS: coping with predator horny women ???
From: GUEST,Frank
Date: 06 Mar 16 - 10:06 PM

Guest above- "Guest Frank ... You wish, Frank, you wish"

So So true...

Either
it's my mind making appointments my body can't keep,
or
I'm putting my desires before my abilities.

Either way, you are only old when your dreams turn to regrets.

Subject: RE: BS: coping with predator horny women ???
From: GUEST,Lizzie Cornish 1
Date: 07 Mar 16 - 01:28 PM

I'm too young for this thread.
Shame, else I'd tell you how to cope...

VERY funny thread, Boys :0) xx

Subject: RE: BS: coping with predator horny women ???
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 08 Mar 16 - 08:45 AM

I went to the doctors and told him I wanted my sex drive lowering. He said at my age it was all in my mind. I know, I replied, that is why I want it lowering...

BTW - this is what passes for horny round here. In the original sense! Definitely predatory as well :-)

:D (tG)

Subject: RE: BS: coping with predator horny women ???
From: GUEST
Date: 08 Mar 16 - 07:12 PM

Are old women, who are horny-like-young, part of the problem?

Or, could they be part of the solution for those of us who are "still up to the challenge"?

"Share your bar six" - not everyone will recall this chocolately-sugar related challenge?

Subject: RE: BS: coping with predator horny women ???
From: keberoxu
Date: 13 Mar 16 - 03:52 PM

Actually it was "Advice to a Young Man on the Choice of a Mistress," by Benjamin Franklin.

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