BS: This Thread Is Clothed

Subject: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED
From: GUEST,Textile Ted
Date: 13 Mar 16 - 06:43 PM

There will be no nudity in this thread.
Too many mudcatters - members, guests, or whatever they are,
are sitting and typing their posts in tatty grubby underwear, or completely stark naked.

This is not good enough and has been tolerated for far too long !!!

Some catters insist they need to know who they are talking to,
I say I don't so much care who they are as long as they put all their clothes on !!!

Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED
From: GUEST,HiLo
Date: 13 Mar 16 - 07:01 PM

That about covers it !

Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED
From: GUEST,#
Date: 13 Mar 16 - 07:22 PM

Good one, HiLo.

Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED
From: gillymor
Date: 13 Mar 16 - 07:35 PM

Let me run and get a fig leaf.

Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 13 Mar 16 - 07:47 PM

Are dogs exempt from the clothing requirement? I ask because my dog sometimes gets on my computer and pretends to be me. In fact, if you see a post by "me" that makes sense, it was probably my dog. Most of my own posts are preposterous bullshit. Like this one.

It would be extremely problematic for my dog to wear clothes while posting. She has never fully outgrown the puppy stage and would probably eat anything I tried to make her wear. Perhaps if she were to post with all the lights out so you couldn't see her?

Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED
From: olddude
Date: 13 Mar 16 - 08:02 PM

I don't look good naked anymore

Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 13 Mar 16 - 08:18 PM

I'll go to any length to make me look good naked, Dan. Any length up to six inches anyway. On a good day. There's never a good day though.

Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED
From: GUEST,Ed T
Date: 13 Mar 16 - 08:30 PM

No Emperors allowed, clothed or ...well you know.

Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED
From: Mrrzy
Date: 13 Mar 16 - 08:39 PM

Who satin it?

Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 13 Mar 16 - 10:18 PM

Face it...nothing looks good on you!

GfS

Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED
From: MGM·Lion
Date: 14 Mar 16 - 01:07 AM

Have only just got up so am posting wearing PJs and dressing-gown. Hope that is OK! Or must I go and put on shirt, collar, suit and tie before being permitted to continue?

Should just HATE to do the wrong thing!

≈M≈

Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED
From: Backwoodsman
Date: 14 Mar 16 - 02:05 AM

My normal attire for Mudcat- perusal is a motor-cycle helmet, gold-lame boob-tube, pink tutu, fishnets and red high heels. OK?

Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED
From: fat B****rd
Date: 14 Mar 16 - 02:58 AM

I'm typing naked apart from my glasses. Be still all you beating hearts!! :-)

Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED
From: GUEST,Musket
Date: 14 Mar 16 - 03:01 AM

Sat wearing naught but a hint of Chanel

💋

Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED
From: MGM·Lion
Date: 14 Mar 16 - 03:20 AM

I, tho, as Miss Norma-Jean protested, have the radio on...

Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED
From: Mr Red
Date: 14 Mar 16 - 05:16 AM

No pink in rouge towers

Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED
From: Brian May
Date: 14 Mar 16 - 05:35 AM

My mind is reeling . . . let alone my body . . .

Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 14 Mar 16 - 05:44 AM

I don't want to be accused of trolling, but shouldn't the thread title be "THITH THREAD ITH CLOTHED?"

Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED
From: GUEST,#
Date: 14 Mar 16 - 05:54 AM

"Big breaths, big breaths."

Yeth, and I'm only sixthteen.

Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 14 Mar 16 - 06:16 AM

Doctor: I have to tell you that you have acute angina.

Lady: Yeah, I've got nice tits too...

Thorry, thread dritht...

Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED
From: Bill D
Date: 14 Mar 16 - 08:11 AM

Gotta be dressed, huh? Ok, but I DO wear socks with sandals.

Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED
From: GUEST,Musket
Date: 14 Mar 16 - 09:04 AM

Wouldn't be a folk thread without at least someone living the dream Bill.

As to whether I've worn my trousers up my tits on stage is another matter....





Hi Jim!

Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED
From: Donuel
Date: 14 Mar 16 - 09:09 AM

This thread needs to take a shower

Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED
From: GUEST,HiLo
Date: 14 Mar 16 - 09:35 AM

This thread is just a tempest in a c cup.

Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED
From: DMcG
Date: 14 Mar 16 - 11:42 AM

If this thread is clothed, what if anything does that say about all the others?

Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Mar 16 - 11:56 AM

We are wearing Our usual day clothing: small clothes, of course; pumps; silken stockings; knee breeches; codpiece; silken shirt; weskit; leathern belt to which to tie the points; velvet and ermine cape thrown dashingly over one shoulder; Our ordinary, that is to say day-to-day, coronet; and of course Our court sword (a colichemarde blade chased in golden inlay highlighting Our motto "Sine Virtus, Sine Laus").

We do hope that We are not overdressed to associate with the unwashed!



Emperor Rapparee, Imperious Rex    (r)   His alternate mark

Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 14 Mar 16 - 12:25 PM

This thread is anti-green! Requiring the wearing of clothes while posting BS will result in more dirty clothes and, thus, more loads of laundry. The increase in water consumption, compared with posting nude, will be huge! Think of all the people in need of clean water! Think of how much beer prices will increase when breweries have to start melting chunks of glacial ice in tea kettles to get water to make beer! Post naked! Save the beers!

Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED
From: Mrrzy
Date: 14 Mar 16 - 12:37 PM

Not enough lame jokes...

Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED
From: GUEST,#
Date: 14 Mar 16 - 12:41 PM

I farted. Nothing left of my shorts except the elastic band.

Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED
From: olddude
Date: 14 Mar 16 - 01:28 PM

Oh where did I leave my pasties

Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED
From: olddude
Date: 14 Mar 16 - 02:03 PM

Does fuzzy handcuffs and a feather duster count?

Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 14 Mar 16 - 02:50 PM

Depends on where the handle of the feather duster is.

Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED
From: GUEST
Date: 14 Mar 16 - 05:00 PM

Emperor Rapparee, Imperious Rex    (r) . 
His alternate trade mark, "Depends" (we all can be discreet).
;)

Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Mar 16 - 09:58 PM

We are not amused.


Emperor Rapparee, Imperious Rex    (r)   His alternate mark

Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED
From: olddude
Date: 14 Mar 16 - 11:02 PM

Who's mark?

Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED
From: olddude
Date: 14 Mar 16 - 11:42 PM

The imperial robe is burlap, it must be worn whilest mud slinging, opps mudcatting

Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED
From: MGM·Lion
Date: 15 Mar 16 - 12:48 AM

Don't you mean "oops", OD?

Oops!

Regards - ≈M≈

Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED
From: GUEST
Date: 15 Mar 16 - 02:09 AM

Rapparee (Rex), alternatively, (Fido).

Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED
From: MGM·Lion
Date: 15 Mar 16 - 04:20 AM

It may be clothed BTW -- but is it in its right mind?

≈M≈

see Mark 15.5 in KJV

Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED
From: MGM·Lion
Date: 15 Mar 16 - 04:22 AM

Sorry -- Mark 5.15!

Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED
From: Kampervan
Date: 15 Mar 16 - 04:41 AM

Not likely to uncover the naked truth here then.

Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED
From: JHW
Date: 15 Mar 16 - 05:07 AM

Is this the place to ask why threads fall off the bottom?

Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 15 Mar 16 - 05:29 AM

Imperious Rex

Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED
From: keberoxu
Date: 03 Jul 18 - 12:00 PM

sigh ...
better a clothed thread than a closed one.

Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED
From: Iains
Date: 03 Jul 18 - 12:17 PM

Unraveling threads is a bad idea!

Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED
From: Joe Offer
Date: 03 Jul 18 - 02:54 PM

...or better not reopened after it got old and moldy....

Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED
From: Tattie Bogle
Date: 04 Jul 18 - 12:13 PM

How did you know I just took my shoes off? Bare feet on a cool floor on a hot day!

Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 04 Jul 18 - 01:02 PM

Looks like a law suit but there's no need to get shirty.

Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED
From: gillymor
Date: 04 Jul 18 - 01:18 PM

Just don't show us your briefs.

Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED
From: punkfolkrocker
Date: 04 Jul 18 - 01:24 PM

If you are so fat the folds of flab hang down like a skirt
and completely cover and conceal your arse and tackle,
does that still count as being nude out in public...???

Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED
From: Joe Offer
Date: 04 Jul 18 - 01:43 PM

PFR, I think I'm doomed to see that vision every day for the rest of my life...

Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED
From: keberoxu
Date: 05 Jul 18 - 08:58 AM

Me, I see that vision every time
I patronize a branch of
a certain fast-food restaurant.

Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED
From: frogprince
Date: 05 Jul 18 - 10:54 AM

keberoxu, you mean you've been encountering nekid fat people at McDonald's on a regular basis? That's kinda...kinda...remarkable ? :)
(I know, I know, but that's where my brain went with it).

Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED
From: keberoxu
Date: 05 Jul 18 - 02:15 PM

Don't get me started
on what they are -- NOT -- wearing . . .

Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED
From: robomatic
Date: 06 Jul 18 - 02:22 AM

I will type in a sham
I will type in a tam
I will type eating spam (spam, spam, spam, spam...)
I will type to the nines...
in my Calvin Kleins

but let no man say they've had enough
that i've been caught typing in the buff

for my friend
that would be the end!

Subject: RE: BS: This Thread Is Clothed
From: keberoxu
Date: 08 Jul 18 - 03:49 PM

Off to get my hair cut,
and afterwards,
my blouse will have to get the trimmed hair ends
washed out of it ... happens every time.

Subject: RE: BS: This Thread Is Clothed
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 08 Jul 18 - 06:01 PM

I wear a scruffy t-shirt when I'm getting my hair cut. Then, if it's warm, I turn the garden hose on my bare self (down, girls) then don a clean, bristle-free shirt. Or just have a shower. I will not spend the day all itchy and worrying that I might get bristles in me spag bol.