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Subject: Fish Jokes for Children From: selby Date: 07 Dec 99 - 01:31 PM Occasionaly my two children aged 9 & 11 attend the local session, although they can play some of the tunes they with the help of a friend end up telling jokes. The next session they attend will be the 22/12/99 the joke theme for the evening is fish jokes . If you have a fish joke please share it with us but PLEASE remember the age of the tellers of the jokes. THANKS Keith |
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Subject: RE: Fish Jokes for Children From: Liz the Squeak Date: 07 Dec 99 - 03:51 PM How did I get here? I came on my motorpike and sidecarp. What do you call a fish with no eye? fsh. Bert the starfish is swimming along when he meets his freind Harry the Squid. Harry isn't feeling too well, and Bert suggested they go and see the wise old octopus who lives under the coral reef. So off they go. Bert helps Harry along, as Harry really isn't feeling well. Suddenly a shadow falls across their path. Bert and Harry look up, trembling, Bert with fear, Harry with fever. It is the most feared creature in the seas, the great white shark, Larry. Bert looks up at Larry, points at Harry and says, 'Here's the sick squid I owe you.....' Probably only works in UK, unless you have an audience who know what a quid is.. There's another one about mild green hairy lipped squid, but again, only good if you are familiar with the Fairy Liquid washing up adverts popular in the UK. LTS Oh, what do the Underwater Mafia fear most? The Codfather....
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Subject: RE: Fish Jokes for Children From: sophocleese Date: 07 Dec 99 - 03:59 PM What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Dam. |
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Subject: RE: Fish Jokes for Children From: MMario Date: 07 Dec 99 - 04:08 PM Larry the lobster died and went to heaven....After he got used to wearing the halo and playing the harp he started looking up his old friends....but he couldn't find his best friend from the old days, Sam Clam.... finally he was told Sam had gone "down there", but didn't have it too bad, as He'd set himself up a nightclub and all the gone-down dead loved the place. Larry often looked down from heaven, past earth and to the spot where Sam had his nightclub. He thought sometimes he could almost hear the music. He missed his friend so much, he Finally asked God if he could go visit Sam. It took a lot of convincing, but God finally agreed Larry could go visit Sam for one evening, but only one, and he had to be back in Heaven by midnight. So Larry went down and visited with Sam and jammed and played his harp until it was almost midnight. As a matter of fact, he enjoyed himself so much that he lost track of time, and when it was almost midnight, he had to rush out of the nightclub and hightail it for heaven so fast he left his harp sitting on the table near the bar. St. Peter at the gates of heaven of course noticed this, and asked Larry where his harp was. Larry's answer? I left my harp in Sam Clam's disco.... |
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Subject: RE: Fish Jokes for Children From: lamarca Date: 07 Dec 99 - 05:15 PM This one requires understanding a Northern American sport called "ice fishing", in which you go out on a heavily frozen lake or river, cut a hole in the ice, and fish for the pike, bass, perch, etc. that are swimming below the frozen surface. In Minnesota, some guys have little shacks they tow out on the ice, and they go out to fish, drink beer and get away from their wives. Two guys, Joe and Mike, were out ice fishing one day, and weren't catching much. They noticed a boy about 100 yards away was pulling in one fish after another, so Joe went over to the boy's hole and said "Hey, I'll give you $10 if you trade holes with us!" The kid nodded yes, but didn't say anything. So they swapped holes, and another hour went by. Joe and Mike were still not having any luck, and the kid was still pulling them in. Mike said to Joe "He must be using special bait - let's see if he'll tell us his secret." So they go over to the kid and ask him "What's your secret? How come you're catching so many fish? Come on, kid, we'll give you another $10 if you tell us!" The kid said "Mmyomm mmtm moo mmeemp muh mmrrms mmrm." Joe said "What?" The kid spit a big mess of night crawlers into his gloved hand and said "You've got to keep the worms warm!" |
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Subject: RE: Fish Jokes for Children From: emily rain Date: 07 Dec 99 - 06:35 PM eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww |
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Subject: RE: Fish Jokes for Children From: selby Date: 08 Dec 99 - 03:48 AM Briliant kipper them coming keith |
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Subject: RE: Fish Jokes for Children From: Melbert Date: 08 Dec 99 - 04:59 PM Man walks into a bakery with a large salmon on his shoulder. He asks the baker "Do you make fish cakes?". The baker replies "No". So the guy turns to the salmon and says "sorry.... but happy birthday anyway!" |
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Subject: RE: Fish Jokes for Children From: Melbert Date: 08 Dec 99 - 07:39 PM A man was sitting on a railway bridge, dangling a fishing line over the parapet. A passer by asked "caught anything?. He replied "You're the fifth" |
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Subject: RE: Fish Jokes for Children From: Melbert Date: 08 Dec 99 - 07:56 PM A colony of prawns lived under the sea, where they were very happy for many years. Two, in particular, were great friends. They were called "Hans" and "Christian" and they had great fun playing together on the sea bed. Then, one day, a family of sharks moved into the area and started to eat all the prawns. Matters came to a head when one of the sharks ate Hans. Christian went to see the Fairy Cod Fish and asked if he could be changed into a great white shark. The Fairy Cod Fish said "Now are you sure you want that? You must realise that sharks are not universally popular". Christian explained that his plan was to become a huge, great white shark, big enough to chase all the other sharks out of the area so that his remaining friends would be safe. So, the Fairy Cod Fish granted his wish and "whoosh" he was instantly transformed into a great white shark. So he chased the other sharks out of the area and then returned to the prawn colony. To his great disappointment his friends would not let him in! "NO" the said, "you're a shark---- you'll eat us". "No, I'm not really a shark" he replied , "It's me, Christian" "Well you look like a shark to us!" they said, "go away!" So he went back to the Fairy Cod Fish, and asked to be changed back into a prawn. "But why???" said the Fairy Cod Fish, "I know that sharks aren't always popular, but it's got to be better than being a humble prawn!" "But I miss my friends!" said Christian. So the Fairy Cod Fish changed him back again. He returned to the colony and knocked on the door. "We've told you once!" came the reply, "Go away!" "But it's me" he pleaded. "I'm NOT a shark, I'm a prawn again, Christian!" |
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Subject: RE: Fish Jokes for Children From: sophocleese Date: 08 Dec 99 - 08:37 PM Phew Melbet, had me going for a moment there. I thought you were going to say the shark ate Hans, Christian and her son. |
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Subject: RE: Fish Jokes for Children From: Melbert Date: 09 Dec 99 - 07:52 AM Actually, sophocleese, I think that's probably a better punch line....... I'll work on it! |
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Subject: RE: Fish Jokes for Children From: catspaw49 Date: 09 Dec 99 - 08:31 AM How about one adult fish joke? You may fill in the blank. God creates the whole works, right? Adam and Eve, the whole bit....So things are going along merrily and God is pleased. Then one day he checks up and finds Adam in the garden alone. "Where's Eve," God asks. Adam says, "Oh, she'll be back soon. She just went down to the river for a bath." God replies with a plaintive sigh, "Aw damn...Now all the fish will smell like __________." Spaw |
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Subject: RE: Fish Jokes for Children From: MMario Date: 09 Dec 99 - 08:58 AM lavender scented soap? |
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Subject: RE: Fish Jokes for Children From: Lady McMoo Date: 09 Dec 99 - 09:31 AM How do you make an Eskimo cross? Kick him in the ice hole! mcmoo |
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Subject: RE: Fish Jokes for Children From: Steve Latimer Date: 09 Dec 99 - 03:18 PM A fellow goes ice fishing, drills his hole, drops his line in and hears a booming voice say "There are no fish there." He looks around but sees nobody. He does however move to a new spot, drills his hole, drops his line in and again here's the booming voice say "there are no fish there." Once again, he looks around and sees nobody, but moves one more time. As he's drilling the hole he hears the voice one more time say "There are no fish there either" Seeing nobody again he yells "Is it God Speaking?' Again the booming voice says "no, it's the arena manager"
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Subject: RE: Fish Jokes for Children From: Art Thieme Date: 11 Dec 99 - 10:28 PM Well, I guess I've got to post this little story yet again: The longer you can stretch this out the better I guess. An old hobo was walking down a country road sometime during the dust bowl days of the dirty thirties. His feet were bleeding. Sweat stained everything he was wearing. As he rounded a bend he saw a farmer out in front of his bone dry farm. There was a horse tied to what was left of a fence. He asked the farmer, "Would you please sell me that horse? I'm just about all in & can't go on any further without it." The farmer answers, "Never." The old 'bo yells, "Ya gotta sell me that horse. I'll die out here with nothing to ride!" The farmer responds, "You don't want that horse!" At the end of his rope the hobo cries out, "PLEASE SELL ME THAT HORSE!!!" "Well," says the farmer, "since you are now more polite than you were at first, I'll sell it to ya, but it's an 'egg setter'. I know you don't want that horse." "What the hell is an egg setter!"---the hobo stammered. "An egg setter is a horse that sits on eggs!!!" The hobo just knew that he needed a horse---any horse. He paid for the horse, climbed up on his old swayback and went on down the road. The farmer stood in the road and watched him disappear. As the man came to a field where several ground nests from killdeer were apparent over the fence on the right, the horse whinnied, bucked two or three times, tossed the old hobo on the ground, jumped the fence with 3 feet to spare and ran pell mell for the nest where it turned around and squatted on the nest and the three eggs within it. Two hours later the old guy was still trying to pry the horse off the nest. Another 2 hours later he was going down the road with the yellow crap from the eggs still apparent and hardening all over the horses rear end. Things went well for the next day. It seems that there were no nests on the ground in this particular area. They were all up in the trees. The horse did look longingly up into the high branches every so often though... The next day was a beautiful one. The Wob was as contented as he'd ever been as he guided his good and trusty mount onto the bridge over the Arkansas River (pronounced "Ar-Kansas" River since they were now heading up the old Chisholm Trail into Kansas from Oklahoma.) About half way over the bridge, the horse (who had been affectionately named Ovum by it's rider) looked off the side of the bridge into the shallow sand bars and limpid pools of the river. After sort of thinking about it for a minute, the gallant steed whinnied once, moaned twice, snorted 3 times, bucked hard four times before dislodging the man on his heaving back. That feat accomplished, the mighty animal, no longer looking swaybacked but actually looking quite noble, leaped off the bridge and into the water---where it promptly and quite ceremoniously sat down right in the water. Three MONTHS later that same old gent got out of traction and his body cast was removed. He was able to leave the gentle nuns of the HALF BREED CATHOLIC HOSPITAL in Wichita, Kansas. He got up onto a completely different horse. He led Ovum by a long tether rope that would allow him to run (and sit) wherever he wanted to sit. After 3 more months he found himself leading Ovum down that same Oklahoma road thad led to the farm where he'd bought the cayuse from the farmer so long ago. The farmer was holding a pig in his arms---and he was holding it high enough that the swine cold eat the apples right off of the apple tree that was still growing in the front yard in spite of the drought. The 'bo (whose name I won't tell ya--to ptotect the innocent) was pretty amazed. He thought that the frarmer was pretty stupid and that holding the pig up in the air so the pig could eat the apples was a total waste of time---and he told the farmer so. All the farmer said was, "WHAT'S TIME TO A PIG?" Now, the old boy was pretty exhaused by his long treck. In later times they would argue around the cracker barrel whether or not his adventures rivaled old Charlie Goodnight hauling his dead partner, Oliver Loving, a couple thousand miles to bury him where he wanted to be burried. Old Texas Rangers said it surpassed Captain Woodrow Call hauling Augustus McRae all the way from Montana to Texas for the same reason. I'm not here to try to mediate which was the greatest accomplishment. All I know is that the old hobo was ticked off pretty good and his back hurt. He told the farmer, "Look, you said the damn horse sat on eggs and it did do that. Almost killed me in it's haste to get to that ground nest them kildeers have. There's still some o' the yellow crusted crud on his ass. But we was goin' over the Arkansas (pronounce Ar-Kansas ) River and it tossed me off. It sat down right in the middle of the river. Busted my back and 4 ribs and my pelvis too. I'm just gettin' out o' the hospital. I'm just out o' the traction rig and the body cast. I'm hurtin' like hades too--you can bet on that. I'm giving this horse back to you and you don't even gotta pay me for him. But let me ask ya this. What's this about him sitting in the middle of the river???" The farmer took a minute think about it & then he took a deep breath. "Ya know partner, I forgot to tell ya. He sits on fish too !!"
(Art Thieme)
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Subject: RE: Fish Jokes for Children From: Art Thieme Date: 11 Dec 99 - 10:32 PM A fella went ice fishing--and caught a hundred pounds of ice. The sad thing was that his wife drowned trying to fry it up. Art again |
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Subject: RE: Fish Jokes for Children From: Art Thieme Date: 11 Dec 99 - 10:47 PM A Long John Silver's fast food place in a nuclear power plant serves a menu item called Nuclear Fish An' Chips (nuclear fission chips). It's run by a religious order of monks. One guy behind the counter is the fish friar (fryer). The other one is the Chip Monk. Their favorite song is "Glow Worm". They prefer sushi and they always stand around with bated breath. Smells terrible. But to keep a fish from smelling ya cut off his nose. (If you hate these jokes, keep in mind I'm working for "scale".) When they hiss or boo(as they surely will when you tell this or the others) you can say, "You can hiss, you'll be telling it tomorrow.) Art Thieme (again)
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Subject: RE: Fish Jokes for Children From: Art Thieme Date: 11 Dec 99 - 10:49 PM If ya wonder what scale is, it's a fin. Art |
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Subject: RE: Fish Jokes for Children From: catspaw49 Date: 11 Dec 99 - 11:32 PM Aw geeziz Art.........You are really in rare form brother.........Those stink so damn bad that the smell is coming right out of my screen. Spaw whofreelyadmitsthathelovesthemall...greatjokesart. |
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Subject: RE: Fish Jokes for Children From: _gargoyle Date: 12 Dec 99 - 10:10 PM Deffinately, not a joke
But a rhymne/lyric for children of that age is a "counting song" that includes the verse about fishys,
Swam big mother fish and here little fishys two |
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Subject: RE: Fish Jokes for Children From: bbelle Date: 12 Dec 99 - 10:31 PM How do you catch a unique fish? You 'neak up on 'em! How do you catch a tame fish? Tame way ... you 'neak up on 'em. moonchild |
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Subject: RE: Fish Jokes for Children From: Callie Date: 13 Dec 99 - 02:00 AM To the tune of "Tatenbaum" (pardon le spelling) Oh Fred the Fish, oh Fred the Fish Why are you lying on the dish? Oh Fred the Fish, oh Fred the Fish Why are you lying on the dish? You didn't see the hook ahead And now your head is filled with bread Oh Fred the Fish, oh Fred the Fish Why are you lying on the dish? Callie (Just for the halibut) |
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Subject: RE: Fish Jokes for Children From: selby Date: 13 Dec 99 - 01:00 PM the codtributions have mackerel my two very haddock thank you keith |
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Subject: RE: Fish Jokes for Children From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 21 Sep 04 - 04:55 AM ... just for the halibut... |
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Subject: RE: Fish Jokes for Children From: Georgiansilver Date: 21 Sep 04 - 05:16 AM The bees at the local Zoo kept dying, so did the fish and the chimpanzees...in actual fact the bees died first and were mushed up and fed to the fish causing the fish to die. The fish were fed to the chimps who died from eating the fish. But when they tried to feed the latest lot to the lions they just didn't eat it because they said they were fed up with "fish, chimps and mushy bees". Best wishes. |
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Subject: RE: Fish Jokes for Children From: Leadfingers Date: 21 Sep 04 - 06:55 AM Is this really the right PLAICE for humour of this sort? |
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Subject: RE: Fish Jokes for Children From: Juan P-B Date: 21 Sep 04 - 07:52 AM Bloke walks into a Fish & Chip shop and asks the guy behind the counter for "Terminator 2 for two nights please!" The Chip shop guy points out to him that this is not a video store but a food emporium so would the gentleman like anything with a to eat The guy thimks for a second and says "A bag of chips please!......and 'A Fish Called Wanda'" |
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Subject: RE: Fish Jokes for Children From: GUEST,SueB Date: 21 Sep 04 - 09:04 AM How do you tune a fish? You play its scales..... |
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Subject: RE: Fish Jokes for Children From: MudGuard Date: 21 Sep 04 - 09:40 AM Which fish lives in a hifi system? . . . . . . . the tuna ;-) |
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Subject: RE: Fish Jokes for Children From: GUEST,DrWord sans cookie Date: 21 Sep 04 - 11:13 AM Well the post subject is "4 kids" Frank is at a fly-in fishing camp in northern Ontario. He's casting when a fish leaps out of the water and grabs his wallet. Other fish break the water near the boat. The fish start throwing his wallet to one another, across the boat "monkey-in-the-middle" style. "I told you this was a classy place, Frank", his friend remarks. "They even have carp-to-carp walleting!" cheers dennis |
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Subject: RE: Fish Jokes for Children From: Georgiansilver Date: 21 Sep 04 - 11:45 AM lol |
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Subject: RE: Fish Jokes for Children From: Joe_F Date: 21 Sep 04 - 06:47 PM The fool who puts an X on the bottom of the boat to mark where the fishing was good is said to have been invented by every culture that fishes. (Sometimes his boss says "How do you know we'll have the same boat next time?") In my favorite Calvin & Hobbes cartoon, Calvin is sitting a rock fishing, and a fish climbs out of the water & bites him on the ass. Then Hobbes comes by & asks "Are they biting?" and Calvin tells him to shut up. |
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Subject: RE: Fish Jokes for Children From: Chris Green Date: 21 Sep 04 - 07:19 PM Two blokes out walking in the country. They come across another bloke in the middle of a field sitting in a boat holding a fishing rod. First fella says to the second "He'll catch nothing there." Second fella says "You're right. Why don't you go and tell him?" First fella saya "'Cos I can't swim." Sorry. |
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Subject: RE: Fish Jokes for Children From: Georgiansilver Date: 21 Sep 04 - 07:25 PM Is it true that a man needs a woman like a fish needs a bike? |
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Subject: RE: Fish Jokes for Children From: GUEST,kevin beale Date: 20 Apr 06 - 09:56 AM once upon a time there were three fish. a cod, a haddock, and a tuna. they were swimming ihn the big blue seas when they saw a giant floating cow. this cow had only three legs. the fish felt helpless so went to find a shark too help him. when they got back they cow had lost an arm aswell. the tuna being the bravest asked him what happened. the cow said that it was his sons birthday and he bought him a present which cost him an arm and a leg. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha you raving homosexuals.hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. lol |
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Subject: RE: Fish Jokes for Children From: GUEST,.gargoyle Date: 20 Apr 06 - 04:26 PM Silly - it seems I bite at the same bait years and years later.
You just finished making a trip to the Sourth Sea Islands, didn't you? Yeah - and what a spt. The whole island is surrounded by man-eating sharks. Every time I'd go out swimming there'd be thousands of the around me and... Hey - wait a minute. Don't tell me you'd go out and swim around with man-eating sharks? Sure I would - they never bother me. How come? I have a picture tatooed on my chest that make me safe. Don't give me that stuff. What is it you've got tatooed on your chest? France will pay her war debt - and not even a shark would swallow that. (era 1930's USA)
I saw a man-eating shark at the aquarium.
Can I buy a live shark here? A neighbor's cat has been eating my goldfish and I want to teach him a lesson.
Sincerely, |
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Subject: RE: Fish Jokes for Children From: Helen Date: 20 Apr 06 - 05:11 PM From a joke thread here a few years back: Two parrots are sitting on a perch and one says "can you smell fish"? And: Two fish are in a tank and one says "You man the guns and I'll drive". Helen (The reason I like jokes like this is that people stop, look really bewildered, don't get the joke, and then most doafter a while, or I have to repeat "Two parrots are sitting on a PERCH..." I have a couple of similar ones but they aren't fish-related. |
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Subject: RE: Fish Jokes for Children From: Cool Beans Date: 20 Apr 06 - 05:13 PM What does G-H-O-T-I spell? Fish! How can that be? According to George Bernard Shaw, take G-H from "Tough," the O from "Women" and the T-I from "Nation" and you've got Fish. |
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Subject: Lyr Add: WET DREAMS (Kip Addotta) From: catspaw49 Date: 20 Apr 06 - 09:46 PM A really great old thread. I realize it is in need of Kip Addotta's "WET DREAMS" as known by all Dr. Demento fans...... Wet Dreamsby Kip AddottaIt was April the forty-first Being a quadruple leap year I was driving in downtown Atlantis My barracuda was in the shop So I was in a rented stingray And it was overheating So I pulled into a Shell Station They said I'd blown a seal I said, "Fix the damn thing And leave my private life out of it Okay pal?" While they were doing that I walked over to a place called the Oyster Bar, a real dive But I knew the owner He used to play for the Dolphins I said "Hi Gil" You have to yell, he's hard of herring Think I had a wet dream Cruisin' thru the Gulf Stream Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh Wet dream Gil was also down on his luck Fact is he was barely keeping his head below water I bellied up to the sandbar He poured me the usual Rusty snail, hold the grunion Shaken not stirred With a peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich on the side Heavy on the mako I slipped him a fin On porpoise I was feeling good I even dropped a sand dollar in the box for Jerry's squids For the halibut Well the place was crowded We were packed in like sardines They were all there to listen to the big band sounds of Tommy Dorsal What sole Tommy was rockin' the place with a very popular tuna Salmon Chanted Evening And the stage was surrounded by screaming groupers Probably there to see the bass player One of them was this cute little yellowtail And she's giving me the eye So I figured this is my chance for a little fun You know, piece of Pisces But she said things I just couldn't fathom She was too deep, seemed to be under a lot of pressure Boy, could she drink She drank like a . . . She drank a lot I said "What's your sign" She said "Aquarium" I said "Great, let's get tanked" Think I had a wet dream Cruisin' thru the Gulf Stream Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh Wet dream I invited her to my place for a midnight bait I said "Come on baby, it'll only take a few minnows" She threw me that same old line "Not tonight, I gotta haddock" And she wasn't kidding either Cause in came the biggest, meanest looking haddock I'd ever seen come down the pike He was covered with mussels He came over to me and said "Listen, shrimp, don't you come trollin' around here" What a crab This guy was steamed I could see the anchor in his eyes I turned to him, I said "A-balone, you're just being shellfish" Well, I knew it was going to be trouble and so did Gil 'Cause he was already on the phone to the cods The haddock hits me with a sucker punch I catch him with a left hook He eels over It was a fluke but there he was Lying on the deck, flat as a mackerel Kelpless I said "Forget the cods Gil This guy's gonna need a sturgeon" Well, the yellowtail was impressed with the way I landed her boyfriend She came over to me, she said "Hey, big boy, you're really a game fish What's your name" I said "Marlin" Think I had a wet dream Cruisin' thru the Gulf Stream Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh Wet dream Well, from then on we had a whale of a time I took her to dinner, I took her to dance I bought her a bouquet of flounders And then I went home with her And what did I get for my trouble A case of the clams Think I had a wet dream Cruisin' thru the Gulf Stream Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh Wet dream Cruisin' thru the Gulf Stream Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh Wet dream Cruisin' thru the Gulf Stream Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh Spaw |
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Subject: RE: Fish Jokes for Children From: bobad Date: 20 Apr 06 - 09:57 PM Q. How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb. A. A fish. |
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Subject: RE: Fish Jokes for Children From: CapriUni Date: 20 Apr 06 - 10:58 PM Not jokes, but fishy favorites of mine (from Mother Goose): A man in the wilderness, He asked me: "How many strawberries grow in the sea?" I answered him, (as I thought good): "As many red herrings as swim through the wood!" (A counting out rhyme [a la the Calvin and Hobbes cartoon, mentioned above): 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, Once, I caught a fish alive. 6, 7, 8, 9. 10 Then I let it go again. Why did you let it go? Because it bit my finger so. Which finger did it bite? The little finger, on the right. |
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Subject: RE: Fish Jokes for Children From: Helen Date: 21 Apr 06 - 02:51 AM Which reminds me, CapriUni, of a rhyme in an old family children's book I have: When silly people say to me "Why do you want to go to sea?" the answer plain will always be "I only want to go to see". And from the same book: One bright morning Jimmy Dale thought he'd lost his brand new pail, but the mermaids all loved Jim so they brought it back to him. (Not quite fishy enough for this thread but fish-related.) BTW, my other 2 jokes, re my thread above, are: Two cannibals are eating a clown and one says "Does this taste funny to you?" And: Q: What happens when a duck flies upside down? A: It quacks up. |
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Subject: RE: Fish Jokes for Children From: Hawker Date: 21 Apr 06 - 10:20 AM There were 2 fish in a tank and one said to the other How do you do you drive this thing? |
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Subject: RE: Fish Jokes for Children From: GUEST,petr Date: 21 Apr 06 - 04:40 PM how many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? 2 One to hold the giraffe, and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools. |
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Subject: RE: Fish Jokes for Children From: GUEST,petr Date: 21 Apr 06 - 04:40 PM whats red and smells like green paint? red paint. |
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Subject: RE: Fish Jokes for Children From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 22 Apr 06 - 08:25 AM petr, only a surrealist would understand that your "how many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?" was a fish joke. The next joke, just isn't. :-) |
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Subject: RE: Fish Jokes for Children From: Art Thieme Date: 04 Jun 10 - 09:48 PM REFISH ! |
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Subject: RE: Fish Jokes for Children From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity Date: 04 Jun 10 - 10:52 PM If girls are made of sugar and spice, and everything nice....how come they all taste like anchovies? Wink, GfS |
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Subject: RE: Fish Jokes for Children From: Doug Chadwick Date: 05 Jun 10 - 04:01 AM I love the fact that a request for jokes, for girls aged 9 & 11 to tell at a local session, has been resurrected more than ten years on and will probably continue as if no time had passed at all. For what it is worth …… How can you tell how heavy a whale is? : : : : : : : You take to a whale weigh station. DC |
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Subject: RE: Fish Jokes for Children From: Bernard Date: 05 Jun 10 - 06:56 AM Whay do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh... |
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Subject: RE: Fish Jokes for Children From: Newport Boy Date: 05 Jun 10 - 07:21 AM More a riddle than a joke - but definitely for kids. Name 3 fishes beginning and ending with 'K' (can't be bothered to do lots of blank lines) 1. Killer shark 2. Kwiksave boil-in-the-bag haddock 3. Kilmarnock (it's a pla(i)ce in Scotland. Phil |
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Subject: RE: Fish Jokes for Children From: Leadfingers Date: 06 Jun 10 - 04:56 AM Kids of ALL ages could have a whale of a time with these |
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