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Subject: Proverbs For The Millennium From: Neil Lowe Date: 09 Dec 99 - 08:52 AM Like Kat, I too hate the BS designation. But for those of us who have not figured out from the title that this is BS, let me state unequivocally that THIS IS BS. If you clicked here by mistake, please accept my humble apology for wasting your time. Thank you.
--adapted from The Unabashed Librarian: A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single click. Speak softly and carry a cellular phone. Pentium wise; pen and paper foolish. The modem is the message. The geek shall inherit the earth. Fax is stranger than fiction. What boots up must come down. Windows will never cease.
There's no place like
As pentinence for my sins I plan to submit a Lyric Add later.
Regards, Neil |
Subject: RE: Proverbs For The New Millennium From: Neil Lowe Date: 09 Dec 99 - 08:54 AM Addendum: the last one should read: There's no place like http://www.home.com |
Subject: RE: Proverbs For The New Millennium From: Bill D Date: 09 Dec 99 - 09:51 AM "Hi, my name is Mindspring, and I'll be your server tonight" "Build a better mouse, and you'll beat a path to the world's door"
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Subject: RE: Proverbs For The New Millennium From: MMario Date: 09 Dec 99 - 10:05 AM Be it ever so humble, there's no place like your homepage. A click in time, saves nine. The modem makes the man.
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Subject: RE: Proverbs For The New Millennium From: Mbo Date: 09 Dec 99 - 10:07 AM In space, no one can see your screen. ROAMING in the gloaming can be expensive. --Mbo |
Subject: RE: Proverbs For The New Millennium From: Mbo Date: 09 Dec 99 - 10:08 AM In space, no one can see your screen. ROAMING in the gloaming can be expensive. --Mbo |
Subject: RE: Proverbs For The New Millennium From: katlaughing Date: 09 Dec 99 - 10:18 AM A rolling ball gathers no moss.
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Subject: RE: Proverbs For The New Millennium From: Mbo Date: 09 Dec 99 - 10:22 AM He's tied to his motherboard's daisy chains. I'm going to sit right down and write myself an e-mail, and pretend it came from you... --Mbo |
Subject: RE: Proverbs For The New Millennium From: The Shambles Date: 09 Dec 99 - 02:48 PM FU2...? |
Subject: RE: Proverbs For The New Millennium From: Charlie Baum Date: 09 Dec 99 - 03:41 PM Write me a letter Send it by e-mail Send it in care of www.birminghamjail.gov |
Subject: RE: Proverbs For The New Millennium From: Jeri Date: 09 Dec 99 - 04:46 PM Well, as long as Charlie wrote a song first...I sent this to the rec.music.folk newsgroup a while back.
Daisy, Daisy read my chain letter do
Moron, moron, I read your chain letter through
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Subject: RE: Proverbs For The New Millennium From: katlaughing Date: 09 Dec 99 - 06:31 PM LMAOWROTF, Jeri! I don't care how they did back home; THIS is MY domain! |
Subject: RE: Proverbs For The New Millennium From: Mbo Date: 09 Dec 99 - 08:11 PM Ohhh what a tangled web browser we need, when we practise to receive. --Mbo |
Subject: RE: Proverbs For The New Millennium From: Lonesome EJ Date: 09 Dec 99 - 08:44 PM Don't change servers in the middle of a bit-stream(?) |
Subject: RE: Proverbs For The New Millennium From: Mbo Date: 09 Dec 99 - 09:10 PM Don't put the driver before the device. You can lead a browser to a website, but you can't make it connect. --Mbo |
Subject: RE: Proverbs For The New Millennium From: annamill Date: 10 Dec 99 - 12:38 PM Shambles is back!! Welcome back Shambles!! I know I've been away for a while. When did this happen? Love, annap |
Subject: RE: Proverbs For The New Millennium From: MMario Date: 10 Dec 99 - 12:50 PM Never cut the line that connects you. Don't be a troll in the forum. |
Subject: RE: Proverbs For The New Millennium From: paddymac Date: 10 Dec 99 - 05:06 PM Hilarious. But I like Larry's "save some liver cells for old age". |
Subject: RE: Proverbs For The New Millennium From: Roger the skiffler Date: 13 Dec 99 - 03:59 AM One I've used in the Tavern threads: In the virtual ballroom, no-one can tread on your toes. RtS |
Subject: RE: Proverbs For The New Millennium From: Bugsy Date: 13 Dec 99 - 04:23 AM One my mother told me, which carried me through over half this century: "Always wear clean underwear. You never know when you might be run over" (involved in an automobile accident) CHeers Bugsy |
Subject: RE: Proverbs For The New Millennium From: Micca Date: 13 Dec 99 - 09:20 AM One is reminded of the immaculate Tom Lehrer one " Life is like a sewer, what you get out of it depends on what you put into it" |
Subject: RE: Proverbs For The New Millennium From: paddymac Date: 13 Dec 99 - 12:56 PM Geez, Bugsy, I thought that one originated with my Grandma. |
Subject: RE: Proverbs For The New Millennium From: jeffp Date: 13 Dec 99 - 01:18 PM Y2K? Because one K just isn't enough. |
Subject: RE: Proverbs For The New Millennium From: bseed(charleskratz) Date: 13 Dec 99 - 01:25 PM Okay, folks, there ain't gonna be no Armageddon, so get on with your lives. Cybersex is safe sex: your site or mine? --seed (off and running on a rare Monday work day). |
Subject: RE: Proverbs For The New Millennium From: InOBU Date: 13 Dec 99 - 03:32 PM To add a bit to Jeffp... Y2K? Because one is not enough, and three is too bloody many! All the best Larry (lacking lots of liver) |
Subject: RE: Proverbs For The New Millennium From: kendall Date: 13 Dec 99 - 07:37 PM I'm not the man I used to think I was |
Subject: RE: Proverbs For The New Millennium From: bseed(charleskratz) Date: 14 Dec 99 - 02:59 AM Gawd, ain't that the truth, Kendall. In a time of deep depression 35 or so years ago I wrote this song. Pardon its irreverence, folks.
A SHITTY SHITTY WORLD (tune: De Titanic, long verses, Jesse James)
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Subject: RE: Proverbs For The New Millennium From: kendall Date: 14 Dec 99 - 01:08 PM my sentiments exactly!! thanks seed |
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