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Lyr Req: Green Eggs and Hamlet

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AnTirKitten 11 Dec 99 - 04:26 AM
Joe Offer 11 Dec 99 - 07:53 PM
AnTirKitten 11 Dec 99 - 10:14 PM
GUEST,herself herself 16 Sep 10 - 11:02 PM
Jim Dixon 20 Sep 10 - 08:44 PM
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Subject: Green Eggs and Hamlet
From: AnTirKitten
Date: 11 Dec 99 - 04:26 AM

Help. I had a copy of this hilarious filk poem entitled Green Eggs and Hamlet..and lost it.

First couple of lines go something like this: "Would I, could I end this strife? Would I, should I take my life?" It goes rapidly and hysterically downhill from there.

Cat


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Subject: Lyr Add: GREEN EGGS AND HAMLET (Tim Hnetka)
From: Joe Offer
Date: 11 Dec 99 - 07:53 PM

Ah, Hotbot found it easily here (click)

Green Eggs and Hamlet

by Tim Hnetka

I ask to be, or not to be.
That is the thing, I ask of me.
This sullied life, it makes me shudder.
My unc' is boffing my dear mother.
Would I, could I take my life?
Could I, should I, end this strife?
Should I jump out of a plane?
Or lie down in front of a train?
Should I from a cliff just leap?
Could I put myself to sleep?
Shoot myself, or take some poison?
Maybe try self immolation?
To shudder off this mortal coil,
I could stab myself with a foil,
Or slash my wrists while in the bath?
Would it help to end my wrath?
To sleep, to dream, aye, there's the rub.
I'd drop a toaster in my tub.
Would they be happy, with me dead?
Could I murder them instead?
These thoughts take much consideration,
I'm the prince of procrastination.


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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Green Eggs and Hamlet
From: AnTirKitten
Date: 11 Dec 99 - 10:14 PM

Ah, ta very much, Joe.

Cat


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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Green Eggs and Hamlet
From: GUEST,herself herself
Date: 16 Sep 10 - 11:02 PM

Is anyone familiar with a different poem titled "Green Eggs and Hamlet"? I only remember bits and pieces: "erroneous felonious - thou hast killed Polonius," and "these eggs of green of which I ate do cause me to hallucinate"


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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Green Eggs and Hamlet
From: Jim Dixon
Date: 20 Sep 10 - 08:44 PM

There are several videos at YouTube called "Green Eggs and Hamlet."


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