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Rapparee 07 Mar 17 - 09:03 PM
Janie 07 Mar 17 - 09:14 PM
Stilly River Sage 07 Mar 17 - 09:43 PM
Joe Offer 07 Mar 17 - 10:43 PM
JennieG 07 Mar 17 - 11:50 PM
Senoufou 08 Mar 17 - 03:19 AM
Sandra in Sydney 08 Mar 17 - 05:56 AM
David C. Carter 08 Mar 17 - 06:28 AM
fat B****rd 08 Mar 17 - 06:54 AM
frogprince 08 Mar 17 - 11:38 AM
keberoxu 08 Mar 17 - 02:20 PM
olddude 08 Mar 17 - 08:29 PM
ChanteyLass 08 Mar 17 - 09:54 PM
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Joe Offer 08 Mar 17 - 10:25 PM
Ernest 09 Mar 17 - 03:25 AM
Senoufou 09 Mar 17 - 03:44 AM
gnu 09 Mar 17 - 05:12 AM
keberoxu 06 Mar 19 - 08:05 PM
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Subject: BS: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, gnu!!!!!
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Mar 17 - 09:03 PM

You asked for it. Now you're

OLD OLD OLD OLD!
OLD OLD OLD!


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, gnu!!!!!
From: Janie
Date: 07 Mar 17 - 09:14 PM

Happy Birthday, gnu!


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From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 07 Mar 17 - 09:43 PM

I hope you were able to dig out and get away from the house for a visit with friends or a nice meal. Or something. :)

Happy Birthday!


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, gnu!!!!!
From: Joe Offer
Date: 07 Mar 17 - 10:43 PM

I keep forgetting - is gnu "an institution" at Mudcat.....

or has he been "institutionalized"?

The world wants to know.

In the meantime, gnu, have a very nice birthday.

-Joe-


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, gnu!!!!!
From: JennieG
Date: 07 Mar 17 - 11:50 PM

Happy birthday, gnu!


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From: Senoufou
Date: 08 Mar 17 - 03:19 AM

Many Happy Returns gnu! Have a great day.
Eliza


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, gnu!!!!!
From: Sandra in Sydney
Date: 08 Mar 17 - 05:56 AM

adding to the birthday greetings heading your way! celebrate.


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, gnu!!!!!
From: David C. Carter
Date: 08 Mar 17 - 06:28 AM

Have a great Birthday gnu,and loads more.



David


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, gnu!!!!!
From: fat B****rd
Date: 08 Mar 17 - 06:54 AM

All the very best to ynu Gnu.


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, gnu!!!!!
From: frogprince
Date: 08 Mar 17 - 11:38 AM

And a Happy Afterbirth Day as well !


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, gnu!!!!!
From: keberoxu
Date: 08 Mar 17 - 02:20 PM

I'm a GNU
spelt G-N-U
Call me "bison" or "Okapi" and I'll sue
G-Nor am I in the least
Like the dreadful hartebeest
O!
G-No, G-No, G-No,
I'm a G-Nu!

And so may you remain for many many more.


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, gnu!!!!!
From: olddude
Date: 08 Mar 17 - 08:29 PM

Happy birthday bro


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, gnu!!!!!
From: ChanteyLass
Date: 08 Mar 17 - 09:54 PM

Happy birthday from me, too, gnu!


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, gnu!!!!!
From: Donuel
Date: 08 Mar 17 - 10:01 PM

So you are a year older, are you really HAPPY about it?


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, gnu!!!!!
From: Joe Offer
Date: 08 Mar 17 - 10:25 PM

Yup, Donuel. Birthdays are boring, and then they're over in a day.


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, gnu!!!!!
From: Ernest
Date: 09 Mar 17 - 03:25 AM

Oh, Iam too late...

so belated Happy B-Day!

(Can I blame the slow Internet, time-zones or something?)

Best wishes
Ernest


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, gnu!!!!!
From: Senoufou
Date: 09 Mar 17 - 03:44 AM

A chap in our village (he lives a few doors from us, on his own) celebrated his ninety-ninth Birthday yesterday. He was born in this village and has lived here all his life. The amazing thing is, he's as fit as a flea and STILL DRIVES!!! We pointed out that next year, for his hundredth Birthday, he'd get a card from the Queen. He said, "Cor blaaast, oi'd raaather hev a noice bartle o' bair. Dew yew reckon she'd send me wun?" We fell about laughing. He's a wonderful old man!


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, gnu!!!!!
From: gnu
Date: 09 Mar 17 - 05:12 AM

Thanks all!


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From: keberoxu
Date: 06 Mar 19 - 08:05 PM

Returns of the b'day,
and may the return be as happy as possible this year.


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, gnu!!!!!
From: Donuel
Date: 06 Mar 19 - 08:20 PM

Older with brand new eyes


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, gnu!!!!!
From: gnu
Date: 06 Mar 19 - 08:23 PM

THANKS! Tomorrow at 17:10 Germany time, the world will celebrate the birth of a beautiful baby boy born in Zweibrücken to William Kenneth Owens and Marie Dora Corinne LeBlanc of Moncton, NB.ca. Yes, 17:10. Mum had to wait for Dad to get off work and get to the hospital... RCAF!

62! Hard to believe.

I have been smoking since I was 16. I have been drinking since I was 23. I ripped my knees apart playing sports. I ripped my hands apart boxing. I ripped my back apart working construction. I have been in auto, snowmobile, and ATV accidents. On one three week trip working on airstrips in Labrador, I nearly lost my life half a dozen times... boats, float planes, a forest fire. Minds me, and I don't count this as a life threatening incident, they say Orcas don’t eat people but I pissed myself when I swam to shore with five cod and four Arctic Char on my back (long story but I had some GREAT fishing in Labrador many times). Closer to home, in the fly infested bog country of Kent County, NB.ca, I had black bears stalk me several times... once, while fishing, I had to back into a beaver dam, pretend the water was deep by slowly getting on my knees when backing up, and dare one to come into the water and ‘play’ with me, my knife drawn. I’ve hand fed moose. I’ve petted moose. I’ve danced around a tree with moose when they were pissed off (hint : moose have four legs and I have two).

AND, that’s the tip of the iceberg. I've seen so many things and I've done so many things and I've been so many places... I was blessed by the pope in the square in Rome... held up as a lost child when Bro didn't watch me properly (he got a 'talkin' to over that! Dad was pissed!)

62! Hard to believe I made through this far. 62... whod’a thunk it!?

From the backwoods... fuck, fight, and hold the light. >;-)

PS... I might even shave this porcupine off my face tomorrow in celebration of the coming spring. Had it since Labour Day and it looks AWFUL!


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, gnu!!!!!
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 06 Mar 19 - 09:42 PM

Good idea!

Have a great birthday, Gary!


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, gnu!!!!!
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Mar 19 - 09:46 PM

Okay, once again

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Now you're old enough to retire, but I'm sure you'll continue working because you're nuts endowed with a sense of duty.


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, gnu!!!!!
From: keberoxu
Date: 06 Mar 19 - 10:40 PM

Yes, if memory serves,
this is the time of year when
the fishers are busy getting ready to
propagate little fishers.

Better get rid of that there porcupine
before the fishers go after it.

('screamin' like a wild painter' ...)


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, gnu!!!!!
From: JennieG
Date: 06 Mar 19 - 11:53 PM

Happy birthday, gnu! My gawd, it comes around quicker each year.....


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, gnu!!!!!
From: David C. Carter
Date: 07 Mar 19 - 04:51 AM

Sorry gnu,but I missed your birthday!

Hope it went well,as well as well can be.

Hope you have many more.

David


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, gnu!!!!!
From: fat B****rd
Date: 07 Mar 19 - 05:27 AM

Belateds from Dunfermline.


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, gnu!!!!!
From: Mrrzy
Date: 07 Mar 19 - 08:55 AM

Hippo birdie, deer Gnu!


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, gnu!!!!!
From: gnu
Date: 07 Mar 19 - 11:54 AM

Indeed, it is today. About 62 years and a half hour ago, I became a problem. >;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, gnu!!!!!
From: frogprince
Date: 07 Mar 19 - 12:05 PM

62? I didn't realize that this place accepted junior memberships...
(Keep your stick on the ice, & have a good one today.)


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, gnu!!!!!
From: ChanteyLass
Date: 07 Mar 19 - 06:11 PM

Again? This soon? Really? I suppose you'll have 'nother one in 365 days or so.
Happy birthday from me, too, gnu!


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, gnu!!!!!
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 07 Mar 19 - 07:29 PM

Oh, gee! Gnu's birthday thread! A chance to say something witty using The Official Secret Mudcat Invisible Writing System!


"Something witty!"

Okay, I suppose I should probably say happy birthday too, huh?

"Happy Birthday!"


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, gnu!!!!!
From: olddude
Date: 09 Mar 19 - 08:56 AM

100 today wow. Thats what eating moose meat will do for you :-)


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, gnu!!!!!
From: gnu
Date: 11 Mar 19 - 04:51 PM

olddude... I needs me some moose... deer... partridge... trout... salmon. Haven't been to the woods in years. Arthritis and family commitments have me penned up like an Eastern Brush Wolf in a cage.

Matter of fact, I'd just as soon take pictures these days. If I had carried a camera on the thousands of miles I walked in the backwoods, National Geographic would pay me good money for what I saw.


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, gnu!!!!!
From: olddude
Date: 12 Mar 19 - 07:53 AM

Wish you lived closer to me i would have ya fixed up my brother


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