|
|||||||||||
Lyr Add: George Osborne's Getten a Job (parody)
|
Share Thread
|
Subject: Lyr Add: George Osborne's getten a job From: Black belt caterpillar wrestler Date: 21 Mar 17 - 07:14 PM Yesterday morning my wife Anne presented me at breakfast with the poem below. Having read it out at an off the rails session I thought I had better place it here for posterity! It is inspired by Sam Fitton's "Our Sarah's gotten a chap" George Osborne's Getten a Job (with apologies to Sam Fitton) Eh dear, there's bin some change in here In th'ouse this week or two Wheer once there were just peace and quiet Just like a Sunday Schoo' There's scenes and screams o'er t'dispatch box An t'crowd's an angry mob And what d'ye think's the reason why? George Osborne's getten a job He's really good for nowt methinks Things haven't gone too well And he had that cosy Tatton seat Held by Neil Hamilton, then Martin Bell As Chancellor he racked up t'nation's debts And poor folk he did rob His Northern Powerhouse were nobbut a joke But George Osborne's getten (another) job! He's wantin' this, and wantin' that He's surely made o' brass He knows nowt o't'lives o' workin' folk He's from a different class He likes to swank about and strut And talk about his "biz" He's summat up in t' city But I don't know what it is But t'latest news from th'Osborne camp That's making Tatton buzz Is that he's to edit t'London Standard He must think he's too good for us He has five jobs already He hardly needs one more He's on two million as it is It's time we show'd him t'door They say he thinks Tories 'ave 'ad it He's a rat leaving t'sinking ship His constituency goes in any case Next time t'boundaries do a flip But he's good at pulling a fast one And he's an expert at using his gob So there might be an opening on Top Gear Next time George Osborne's in need of a job He's put all t'country in a whirl He's such a howlin' swell It's time he found a proper job Or go and shoot hissel I'd like to see him sweep the streets, Empty t'bins, dig for coal, clean the loos That's only four, let's find two more Let's give him enough to do! He can't edit a paper and be an MP The conflict of interest's too much If George Osborne really has "getten a job" Then t'country's in muck and in t'slutch So go boil your head, George Osborne Eat humble pie if you can For you can't stretch time or outpace light And you can't multitask, you're nobbut a man Anne Rawcliffe |
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: George Osborne's getten a job From: Herga Kitty Date: 22 Mar 17 - 06:24 AM Nice one Anne - thanks Robin for posting it. I hope you don't mind, but I've added it to a Facebook thread started by the organiser of Southampton's Focsle folk club on the same topic.... Kitty |
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: George Osborne's getten a job From: GUEST,Mike Yates Date: 22 Mar 17 - 07:55 AM It just shows how hard things are these days - even an ex-Chancellor has to take six jobs to make ends meet! |
Share Thread: |
Subject: | Help |
From: | |
Preview Automatic Linebreaks Make a link ("blue clicky") |