Covfefe songs?

Subject: Covfefe songs?
From: Jack Campin
Date: 31 May 17 - 12:33 PM

It hasn't been more than a few hours but there are already more songs about "covfefe" on the web than I can keep track of. Any good ones?

I think there ought to be a Covfefe Dance, which would involve trying to elbow yourself to the front while wearing a preposterous orange wig. It would have to go to "Kalinka".

Subject: RE: Covfefe songs?
From: GUEST,Ray
Date: 31 May 17 - 01:25 PM

Subsequent parts of the dance could involve moving around with both thumbs up and clapping like a performing seal.

Bet "Brenda" can't wait to have her bum felt!

Subject: RE: Covfefe songs?
From: Iains
Date: 01 Jun 17 - 01:37 PM

suggest you check the Arabic translation of Covfefe.
"I will stand up"

Subject: RE: Covfefe songs?
From: wysiwyg
Date: 02 Jun 17 - 10:03 AM

Covfefe sings to the tune of I Feel Pretty from West Side Story.

I'm covfefe
Just covfefe
But I notice you're covfefe too--
And together, living in a big covfefe zoo!


(I prefer the Latina pron: cohv-feh-feh)


Other tunes come to mind... Eve of Destruction...

And I must proclaim we're on the Eve of Covfefe.


Blowing in the Wind: The answer's covfefe in the wind.

Gospel... I'll Fly Away? I'm Covfefe!

Spirituals, too easy: Steal Away.

Blues: Covfefe this mawnin.

Rock: Stairway to Heaven. And I'm climbing Covfefe to heavunnnn...

Calypso, Day-O. Covfefe! Covfefe come and me wanna go home!

Subject: RE: Covfefe songs?
From: oldhippie
Date: 02 Jun 17 - 08:31 PM

On a dark desert highway
Cool wind in my hair
Warm smell of covfefe
Rising up through the air

Subject: RE: Covfefe songs?
From: GUEST
Date: 03 Jun 17 - 05:44 AM

And then I go and spoil it all. By saying something stupid. Like cofefe.

Subject: RE: Covfefe songs?
From: GUEST,Gealt
Date: 03 Jun 17 - 05:46 AM

Forgot to add my moniker above.

Subject: RE: Covfefe songs?
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 03 Jun 17 - 07:03 AM

I have no idea what covfefe means, it is not in any dictionary I have, but then I'm not a smartarse.

Dave H

Subject: RE: Covfefe songs?
From: GUEST,Ray
Date: 03 Jun 17 - 01:09 PM

Nobody else does, Dave. If you want to know you'll have to ask the great orange leader! I suspect that it's some sort of hairstyle for people who would like other people to think they have hair.

Subject: RE: Covfefe songs?
From: wysiwyg
Date: 03 Jun 17 - 07:46 PM

"Do you know the way to Covfefe?"

Subject: RE: Covfefe songs?
From: wysiwyg
Date: 03 Jun 17 - 07:47 PM

"They call the wind... Covfefe..."

Subject: RE: Covfefe songs?
From: Greg F.
Date: 03 Jun 17 - 08:06 PM

They call the Trump Ignorant Asshole.

Subject: RE: Covfefe songs?
From: Gallus Moll
Date: 04 Jun 17 - 06:53 PM

there was a great covfefe song at the end of 'The Last Leg' la couple of nights ago (channel 4 UK tv Friday nights 22.00-23.00) sung in a Tamla Motown /Three Degrees (well there was a singer and three backing ones) style - don't ask me the lyrics but it was really funny!
(The whole show is funny and anarchic -- I don't watch much tv but I do enjoy this!)

They had Sue Perkins as a guest and she thought covfefe was an acronym- - - again my memory being so cr*p I can't remember it - guess if I knew how to 'watch again' I could find out?
Something about DT's attitude to climate change (or not)

?? climate o---- v---- fuck e---- fuck Earth ????

who can fill in the gaps? Please?!!

(Apologies for this uninformative post -- hoping someone else with a better memory was watching the show!)

Subject: RE: Covfefe songs?
From: Sandra in Sydney
Date: 24 Sep 18 - 09:05 PM

lots here

check out Randy Rainbow (yes, real name) is a comedian, actor, writer, host and Internet sensation best known for his viral comedy videos. - Covfefe - The Broadway Medley!

Randy Rainbow's channel

Subject: RE: Covfefe songs?
From: Donuel
Date: 25 Sep 18 - 02:39 PM

Check out Sandra and her FABULOUS links :^}

Subject: RE: Covfefe songs?
From: oldhippie
Date: 26 Sep 18 - 04:57 PM

But you tell me over and over and over again my friend,
Ah, you don't believe we're on the eve of covfefe.

Subject: RE: Covfefe songs?
From: Sandra in Sydney
Date: 26 Sep 18 - 07:37 PM

spellcheck thinks Covfefe is coffee ...

Subject: RE: Covfefe songs?
From: Donuel
Date: 27 Sep 18 - 03:26 PM

Fill metal tea strainer with French Roast coffee grounds. Place in cup and pour Luke warm water in cup and COVER with saucer.
let stand for 12 hours.