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BS: Why did the vegan cross the road?

Bonzo3legs 12 Aug 17 - 12:36 PM
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Subject: BS: Why did the vegan cross the road?
From: Bonzo3legs
Date: 12 Aug 17 - 12:36 PM

To tell someone that he's a vegan!!!!!!!!!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Why did the vegan cross the road?
From: leeneia
Date: 12 Aug 17 - 01:14 PM

Thanks, Bonzo.


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Subject: RE: BS: Why did the vegan cross the road?
From: Mr Red
Date: 12 Aug 17 - 04:23 PM

to get to the greengrocer's (and his apostrophe)


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Subject: RE: BS: Why did the vegan cross the road?
From: Pete from seven stars link
Date: 12 Aug 17 - 05:18 PM

To avoid he butchers ?


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Subject: RE: BS: Why did the vegan cross the road?
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 12 Aug 17 - 07:55 PM

Because my house is on this side, I'd invited him to dinner not knowing he was a vegan, he told me he was a vegan so I told him to bugger off. His bus stop home was on the other side of the road. Simple. Tsk.


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Subject: RE: BS: Why did the vegan cross the road?
From: leeneia
Date: 12 Aug 17 - 10:11 PM

It's no problem for me if a vegan comes to dinner. All she has to do is like peanut-butter sandwiches.


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Subject: RE: BS: Why did the vegan cross the road?
From: punkfolkrocker
Date: 12 Aug 17 - 10:58 PM

..and not have a nut allergy...


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Subject: RE: BS: Why did the vegan cross the road?
From: Acme
Date: 12 Aug 17 - 10:59 PM

Or cheese quesadillas.


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Subject: RE: BS: Why did the vegan cross the road?
From: Gurney
Date: 13 Aug 17 - 01:18 AM

Do vegans eat cheese?

Should 'vegans' be spelled with a capital? Bet they think so.


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Subject: RE: BS: Why did the vegan cross the road?
From: FreddyHeadey
Date: 13 Aug 17 - 03:16 AM

To ask the 'vegetarian' if milk and cheese are vegetables.


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Subject: RE: BS: Why did the vegan cross the road?
From: Doug Chadwick
Date: 13 Aug 17 - 07:19 AM

To get away from all the people trying to make fun him.

DC


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Subject: RE: BS: Why did the vegan cross the road?
From: Doug Chadwick
Date: 13 Aug 17 - 07:21 AM

... fun of him.


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Subject: RE: BS: Why did the vegan cross the road?
From: gillymor
Date: 13 Aug 17 - 07:43 AM

How many omnivores does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they prefer to remain in the dark.


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Subject: RE: BS: Why did the vegan cross the road?
From: Gurney
Date: 13 Aug 17 - 10:58 PM

Well, the dark ages anyway.

But then, I'm a traddy.


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Subject: RE: BS: Why did the vegan cross the road?
From: Mr Red
Date: 14 Aug 17 - 05:53 AM

Homo Sapiens is an omnivore.

Not quite as dependent on animal protein as felines but it is as much a conceit to exclude meat as it is to balloon on it. 2.5 million years of evolution should tell you, we became intelligent by finding and preparing nutritious and rich sources of food. And gorged rarely. Those that eschew medicines and processed foods should .....................

think vitamin B12 at least. Tablets are, of course, not processed, nor are bean curds. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Vegetarians and vegans may live longer but they, as a class (average), spend time looking at their intake. Whereas all others are lumped in with those that are less than careful with food (and life!).
There is evidence that reduced intake (careful now) can extend life, and vegetarians/vegans have to eat far more bulk to get the same energy equivalent it probably serves as a reduced intake regimen.

I know that dancing on a breakfast of porridge for a week makes one weak. One sausage roll before 12 seems to redress the balance.

Peanut butter? Pahhhhhhhhhhhh. Not in my religion!


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Subject: RE: BS: Why did the vegan cross the road?
From: gillymor
Date: 14 Aug 17 - 07:32 AM

Where's the punch line?


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Subject: RE: BS: Why did the vegan cross the road?
From: Bill D
Date: 14 Aug 17 - 09:50 AM

It gets worse: now the poor vegans won't know which road to cross. Cauliflower 'rice'"

" Cauliflower rice has been popping up in grocery freezer aisles and on the menu at restaurants nationwide, as an increasing number of health-conscious eaters look to curb their carb intake.

The plant-based imitation food seems to be especially prevalent in Silicon Valley, where tech workers are cutting carbs and eating lots of fat in an attempt to lead longer, better lives.

The rising popularity of the carb-light alternative to rice isn't making the rice industry happy. A rice lobby group said it may ask the US government to review its definition of rice in an effort to lessen the competition in cauliflower, Quartz reported. "


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Subject: RE: BS: Why did the vegan cross the road?
From: Jon Freeman
Date: 14 Aug 17 - 02:00 PM

mm, initial quick search on this cauliflower rice told me "it is just like rice". We mostly use two rices here, basmati and arborio which, to me anyway, are sufficiently different to choose one to go with a curry and the other for a rissotto?


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Subject: RE: BS: Why did the vegan cross the road?
From: Jim Carroll
Date: 14 Aug 17 - 03:00 PM

"Why did the vegan cross the road?"
"Where's the punch line?"
To meat a friend, maybe!!!
Jim Carroll


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Subject: RE: BS: Why did the vegan cross the road?
From: gillymor
Date: 14 Aug 17 - 03:07 PM

Good one, Jim.

Here's a question I get asked occasionally.


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Subject: RE: BS: Why did the vegan cross the road?
From: Jim Carroll
Date: 15 Aug 17 - 05:24 AM

"Good one, Jim."
Maybe I should have said "To meat a friend and chew the fat"
You never think of these things at the time, do you?
Jim Carroll


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Subject: RE: BS: Why did the vegan cross the road?
From: leeneia
Date: 15 Aug 17 - 10:32 AM

I agree, Mr. Red. The nervous system needs B vitamins, and B vitamins don't come from plants.


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Subject: RE: BS: Why did the vegan cross the road?
From: olddude
Date: 15 Aug 17 - 06:48 PM

Cause the grass is always greener on the other side of the road


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Subject: RE: BS: Why did the vegan cross the road?
From: Jon Freeman
Date: 15 Aug 17 - 06:54 PM

The meat eater chalked a nought?


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Subject: RE: BS: Why did the vegan cross the road?
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 15 Aug 17 - 07:04 PM

B vitamins do come from plants. The only real exception is vitamin B12.


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Subject: RE: BS: Why did the vegan cross the road?
From: Donuel
Date: 15 Aug 17 - 07:57 PM

If you are more than 10 lbs overweight you are a vegan candidate.

If only they invented Pastrami Broccoli, Brisket Biscuits, Fake Steak, Rib Eye Fish eyes, Pork Shoulder veg boulder, Venison Cinnamon bacon, made from all veggies and the right flavor proteins.

Adding flavor proteins is what Mc Donalds does to make all their burgers taste identical no matter where you are.


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Subject: RE: BS: Why did the vegan cross the road?
From: olddude
Date: 15 Aug 17 - 08:48 PM

Because that's where
BBurger King is


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Subject: RE: BS: Why did the vegan cross the road?
From: gillymor
Date: 15 Aug 17 - 08:58 PM

Yep, vegans and veggies need to be sure to get their B-12.


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Subject: RE: BS: Why did the vegan cross the road?
From: olddude
Date: 15 Aug 17 - 11:24 PM

I like moose :) ♥ ♥ ♥


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Subject: RE: BS: Why did the vegan cross the road?
From: gillymor
Date: 16 Aug 17 - 04:42 AM

Check out this moose.


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Subject: RE: BS: Why did the vegan cross the road?
From: olddude
Date: 16 Aug 17 - 10:29 PM

Wow white moose..
Awesome


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Subject: RE: BS: Why did the vegan cross the road?
From: Mr Red
Date: 17 Aug 17 - 03:05 AM

UK 'Catters might say
"The vegan crossed the road to make a Quorny punchline".


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Subject: RE: BS: Why did the vegan cross the road?
From: gnu
Date: 18 Aug 17 - 06:52 PM

To get the chicken... or the egg. But, which came first?


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Subject: RE: BS: Why did the vegan cross the road?
From: Mr Red
Date: 20 Aug 17 - 02:50 PM

une eouf
une eouf


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Subject: RE: BS: Why did the vegan cross the road?
From: Stanron
Date: 20 Aug 17 - 05:33 PM

Mr Red wrote: une eouf
une eouf
Isn't that une eouf short of an omlette, or is une eouf une eouf?


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Subject: RE: BS: Why did the vegan cross the road?
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 20 Aug 17 - 06:25 PM

French eggs were never ladies.

Why does a Frenchman never have two eggs for breakfast?

Because to a Frenchman one egg is un oeuf.
.


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Subject: RE: BS: Why did the vegan cross the road?
From: olddude
Date: 20 Aug 17 - 10:19 PM

Crossed the road to fight the crow for the apple core


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Subject: RE: BS: Why did the vegan cross the road?
From: gillymor
Date: 21 Aug 17 - 04:16 AM

To try out his new hemp shoes.


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Subject: RE: BS: Why did the vegan cross the road?
From: olddude
Date: 21 Aug 17 - 09:33 PM

To enjoy tree bark with the beaver


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Subject: RE: BS: Why did the vegan cross the road?
From: punkfolkrocker
Date: 22 Aug 17 - 08:01 AM

.. because the chicken farted and blew him across the road....



[though apparently there are fat vegans in existence in significant numbers, so that blows that stereotype....]


[also, the champion body builder who ran the gym I trained in in east london 20 years ago insisted it was impossible for vegans to be body builders..
again, another false sterotype..]


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