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Looking for lyrics for a rugby song

GUEST,Johnnyboy 10 Oct 17 - 07:21 PM
Gallus Moll 10 Oct 17 - 07:29 PM
Nigel Parsons 10 Oct 17 - 07:43 PM
Nigel Parsons 10 Oct 17 - 07:45 PM
GUEST,.gargoyle 11 Oct 17 - 12:01 AM
Joe Offer 11 Oct 17 - 01:51 AM
GUEST,.gargoyle 11 Oct 17 - 03:12 AM
Nigel Parsons 11 Oct 17 - 03:42 AM
Iains 11 Oct 17 - 04:31 AM
GUEST,Dave Hunt 11 Oct 17 - 05:41 PM
Georgiansilver 12 Oct 17 - 09:21 AM
GUEST,Johnnybiy 12 Oct 17 - 05:20 PM
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Subject: Looking for lyrics for a rugby song
From: GUEST,Johnnyboy
Date: 10 Oct 17 - 07:21 PM

I have found your thread with the lyrics to "Blazing Away" to bring back many memories. This led me to think of a rugby song which was set to the tune of an opera which featured a drinking song (i think)
but the lyrics were changed to sing about masturbation. The only line I ca remember is
" pushed it pulled, banged it off the wall "
followed with:
"da da, da da, couldn't come at all"

It finishes with
"Some may say that making love is grand
Me. I prefer to take it in the hand"

Hopefully, someone will know this.

Johnnyboy


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Subject: RE: Looking for lyrics for a rugby song
From: Gallus Moll
Date: 10 Oct 17 - 07:29 PM

hahahahahahahaah!!!!!!


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Subject: RE: Looking for lyrics for a rugby song
From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 10 Oct 17 - 07:43 PM

Here's one version.
But the tune is Funiculi Funicula.

Cheers


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Subject: RE: Looking for lyrics for a rugby song
From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 10 Oct 17 - 07:45 PM

The above link is not how I recall it, but it was a long time ago.


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Subject: RE: Looking for lyrics for a rugby song
From: GUEST,.gargoyle
Date: 11 Oct 17 - 12:01 AM

It is in the Digital Tradition .....

https://academic.oup.com/her/article/29/1/13/713446/Exploring-the-feasibility-of-text-messaging-to

It is also found within MC thread "monkey boy" and "Rugby Songs".

Sincerely,
Gargoyle

They might try the MC search engine....it might pop-up    ....    but, at the immediate moment NaDa.PoP


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Subject: RE: Looking for lyrics for a rugby song
From: Joe Offer
Date: 11 Oct 17 - 01:51 AM

That doesn't help at all, garg. Our search engine is down, so we need all the help we can get. Give us thread numbers, or song numbers in the Digital Tradition.
T'anks.
-Joe-


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Subject: RE: Looking for lyrics for a rugby song
From: GUEST,.gargoyle
Date: 11 Oct 17 - 03:12 AM

www.mudcat.org/thread.cfm?threadid=4377

Lady's Version
29 Aug 04 - 03:57 AM



www.mudcat.org/thread.cfm?threadid=71723

Men's Version
18 Jul 04 - 11:35 PM


To find them.........

It also shows in the DT mirror site:

www.sniff.numachi.com/pages/tiFUNICUL3.html


Bing also brings them up with. www.mudcat.org and a "+" plus-sign in front of the term "last night"

However, it also brought up a truly lovely New York Times article from 1996 about the DT and Dick Greenhouse.

www.partners.nytimes.com/library/cyber/mirapaul/0912mirapaul.html



Sincerely,
Gargoyle

What a mortifying situation...... loaned the machine to the kid and the previous posting was to his graduate school work.

Take it out, take it out, reeemooovvveee IT


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Subject: RE: Looking for lyrics for a rugby song
From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 11 Oct 17 - 03:42 AM

There's a bit more Here
But like Garg's two noted posts, appears only to be a limited version.

I seem to remember it being longer. (oo-er missus)


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Subject: RE: Looking for lyrics for a rugby song
From: Iains
Date: 11 Oct 17 - 04:31 AM

Funiculi, Funicula
Unknown

Last night I stayed up late to masterbate.
It felt so nice;
I did it twice.
Last night I stayed up late to pull my pud.
It felt so good;
I knew it would.
You should see me working on the short strokes.
I use my hand;
It's really grand.
You should see me working on the long strokes.
I use my feet;
It's really neat.

Bash it! Smash it! Beat it on the floor!
Smite it! Bite it! Ram it through the door!

Oh it's so neat to beat your meat while sitting on the toilet seat!
Isn't life divine? Funiculi, funicula!



Funicula, Funiculu
Unknown

Last night I stayed up late to masterbate.
It felt so nice;
I did it thrice.
Last night I stayed up late to rub my clit.
It was a hit;
My fingers fit.
You should see me working with my dildo.
I use it slow;
How deep I go.
You should see me use my good vibrator.
I use it fast;
I rarely last.

Stroke it! Poke it! Work it in and out!
Squeeze it! Please it! Hear me scream and shout!

I'm hot to trot, but if you're not, it hits the spot to tweak my twat!
Ladies do it too. Funiculi, funiculu!


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Subject: RE: Looking for lyrics for a rugby song
From: GUEST,Dave Hunt
Date: 11 Oct 17 - 05:41 PM

Last night I lay in bed pullin' me plonker
It did me good
I knew it would
Tonight i will repeat the operation
I think I should
I'll pull me pud

I abused it, misused it, banged it on the floor
The more that I abused it the more it asked for more
for more for more, for more, for more, for more, for more,
The more that I abused it the more it asked for more


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Subject: RE: Looking for lyrics for a rugby song
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 12 Oct 17 - 09:21 AM

Last night, I contemplated masturbation,
I thought it would.... do me good.
Tonight I shall repeat the operation,
I never tire... of pulling my wire.
First you give it a short stroke,
Round and round and round and round and round and round,
Then, you give it a long stroke,
Up and down, up and down, up and down.
And then you ease it squeeze it, slap it on the floor,
Spank it, wank it, rub it up the door.
Some people say that sexual intercourse is absolutely grand
Buuuuut, for personal satisfaction I prefer to use my hand.


Great memories of my rugby playing days. Cheers.


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Subject: RE: Looking for lyrics for a rugby song
From: GUEST,Johnnybiy
Date: 12 Oct 17 - 05:20 PM

Guys (and gals)

Thanks for that, my memories of this song are a conglomeration of everything that was mentioned above.

Just spent the last half hour laughing to myself.

Cheers, will keep visiting your site

All the best

Johnnyboy


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