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BS: First joke thread of 2018

Mr Red 12 Oct 17 - 11:05 AM
Steve Shaw 12 Oct 17 - 11:09 AM
Mr Red 12 Oct 17 - 11:49 AM
Steve Shaw 12 Oct 17 - 06:22 PM
Mr Red 13 Oct 17 - 03:10 AM
Mr Red 13 Oct 17 - 03:11 AM
Mr Red 13 Oct 17 - 03:12 AM
Steve Shaw 13 Oct 17 - 08:53 AM
Bonzo3legs 15 Oct 17 - 10:50 AM
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Subject: BS: First joke thread of 2018
From: Mr Red
Date: 12 Oct 17 - 11:05 AM

a joke.
for Steve Shaw.


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Subject: RE: BS: First joke thread of 2018
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 12 Oct 17 - 11:09 AM

Very good. Much better than your Russian one!


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Subject: RE: BS: First joke thread of 2018
From: Mr Red
Date: 12 Oct 17 - 11:49 AM

??


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Subject: RE: BS: First joke thread of 2018
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 12 Oct 17 - 06:22 PM

Horse walks into a pub. Barman says this pint's on me, so why the long face?


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Subject: RE: BS: First joke thread of 2018
From: Mr Red
Date: 13 Oct 17 - 03:10 AM

A panda walks into a pub, walks up to the bar and says "I'll have a ..............................


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Subject: RE: BS: First joke thread of 2018
From: Mr Red
Date: 13 Oct 17 - 03:11 AM

.............................


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Subject: RE: BS: First joke thread of 2018
From: Mr Red
Date: 13 Oct 17 - 03:12 AM

............ a pint of ale please"

"certainly sir, but why the large pause"


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Subject: RE: BS: First joke thread of 2018
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 13 Oct 17 - 08:53 AM

?.....because I have a bit of a stammer,? answered Ed Miliband.


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Subject: RE: BS: First joke thread of 2018
From: Bonzo3legs
Date: 15 Oct 17 - 10:50 AM

A British doctor brags to colleagues: "In Britain, medicine is so advanced that we removed a man's backbone, put it in another man, and in 6 weeks, he was looking for work."

The German surgeon replies; ?In Germany we removed a section of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he too is looking for work."

The Russian doctor says: "Gentlemen, we took a beating heart from a man, put it in another's chest, and in 2 weeks he started a new job."

The American doctor sighs, saying; "You are all still behind us. A few months ago, we took a man with no brain, no heart, and no backbone and he got a job overnight, as our President


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