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BS: A three foot willy.. Omg

olddude 27 Oct 17 - 12:18 PM
Jeri 27 Oct 17 - 01:12 PM
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Nigel Parsons 27 Oct 17 - 03:54 PM
Bill D 27 Oct 17 - 05:20 PM
Ebbie 28 Oct 17 - 12:12 AM
Nigel Parsons 28 Oct 17 - 04:48 AM
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Subject: BS: A three foot willy.. Omg
From: olddude
Date: 27 Oct 17 - 12:18 PM

http://nypost.com/2017/10/26/man-enjoys-life-after-losing-3-foot-long-penis/amp/

I would buy a hospital gown and wear it backwords


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Subject: RE: BS: A three foot willy.. Omg
From: Jeri
Date: 27 Oct 17 - 01:12 PM

Really fucking funny...
Here's a YouTube about what causes it. Now, doesn't it make you want to contract that?

I remember interviewing a guy who thought his repeated gonorrhea infections were just great, because the "ladies liked the scarring". That was pretty funny, too.

Ha
ha


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Subject: RE: BS: A three foot willy.. Omg
From: olddude
Date: 27 Oct 17 - 03:45 PM

Kill joy... Dang jeri


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Subject: RE: BS: A three foot willy.. Omg
From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 27 Oct 17 - 03:54 PM

From sometime back, in school:

"My brother Billy had a three foot willy,
And he showed it to the girl next door.
She thought it was a snake, so she hit it with a rake.
And now it's only two foot four."

No tune that I recall. Just a recitation.


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Subject: RE: BS: A three foot willy.. Omg
From: Bill D
Date: 27 Oct 17 - 05:20 PM

"Isn't that water cold?"

"Yes, but it's not very deep."


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Subject: RE: BS: A three foot willy.. Omg
From: Ebbie
Date: 28 Oct 17 - 12:12 AM

For your edification: An oosik is routinely a couple of feet long. Of course, most walruses are bigger than most men.


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Subject: RE: BS: A three foot willy.. Omg
From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 28 Oct 17 - 04:48 AM

Continued from above: (new verses)

Billy had an accident, and broke his leg.
They dressed it with gauze and lint,
Gave him a picture book of naked girls
And used his willy for a splint.

The night nurse gave it a blanket bath-
For fun, and she did it again.
She said "He won't remember, he just passed-out
From lack of blood to the brain."


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Subject: RE: BS: A three foot willy.. Omg
From: Long Firm Freddie
Date: 28 Oct 17 - 07:20 AM

I've always heard Nigel's verse at 03:54pm sung to The Happy Wanderer (valderi-valdera) Though the dimensions were ten foot reducing to five foot four.

LFF


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Subject: RE: BS: A three foot willy.. Omg
From: Jeri
Date: 28 Oct 17 - 10:05 AM

Ebbie, now my brain is singing "bony fingers" with a different noun.
Bad brain!
(Must leave town before I write the whole parody)


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Subject: RE: BS: A three foot willy.. Omg
From: Mrrzy
Date: 28 Oct 17 - 10:18 AM

Ow.   Just, ow. Elephantiasis has a lot to answer for. Balls that weigh almost a stone? Ouch, with every step.


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Subject: RE: BS: A three foot willy.. Omg
From: Donuel
Date: 28 Oct 17 - 10:40 AM

Pictures of 3 foot willys are depicted in mosaics found in the excavation of a wealthy home in ancient Pompei.


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Subject: RE: BS: A three foot willy.. Omg
From: frogprince
Date: 28 Oct 17 - 11:57 AM

I had a co-worker named James who was three feet nine and a half inches long.


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Subject: RE: BS: A three foot willy.. Omg
From: Gda Music
Date: 28 Oct 17 - 12:01 PM

I was sitting in the pub one day enjoying a quiet pint when a big fellow came in with a parrot perched on his shoulder He had with him a short statured male companion who was struggling to carry a big bag seemingly stuffed full of cash. They both got to the bar and ordered drinks for everybody in the pub and to keep them coming!. Lovely, all well and good but someone eventually had to ask him what was the celebration?. It turned out that somewhere along the line he had been granted 3 wishes and had been stuck with them ever since. His first was that he should always have a bird on his arm, 2nd to have a never ending supply of 5 pound notes and his final wish was to have a 3 foot prick.

GJ


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Subject: RE: BS: A three foot willy.. Omg
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 28 Oct 17 - 12:36 PM

I gave a mate of mine a set of place mats featuring those pics, Donuel.


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Subject: RE: BS: A three foot willy.. Omg
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 29 Oct 17 - 07:05 AM

I remember a tune for that verse too, but it wasn?t the one named above


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Subject: RE: BS: A three foot willy.. Omg
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 29 Oct 17 - 05:20 PM

My brother Billy had a ten foot willy
And he showed it to the girl next door
She thought it was a snake so she hit it with a rake
And now it's only five foot four.

DtG


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Subject: RE: BS: A three foot willy.. Omg
From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 30 Oct 17 - 04:45 AM

Anyway,
I saw this man walk out of the sea with a three-footer hanging down in front. I couldn't help staring.
he came up to me and said:
"What are you staring at? Doesn't yours shrink when it gets cold?"


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Subject: RE: BS: A three foot willy.. Omg
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 30 Oct 17 - 05:20 AM

Wizards apprentice watching his master through the keyhole. Wizard is stood naked in from of a mirror and chants 'Mirror, mirror on the wall, make my willy three feet tall. Lo and behold his willy grows to three feet tall. Apprentice thinks "I'll give that a try" so when his master goes out he sneaks in the room, pinches the mirror and hangs it on a hook behind the door in his own room. He strips naked and stands in front of the mirror but realises he has to modify the chant slightly. "Mirror, mirror on the door, make my willy touch the floor."

And his legs fell off.

:D tG


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Subject: RE: BS: A three foot willy.. Omg
From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 30 Oct 17 - 05:35 AM

It's a shame that threads are separated above/below the line.

We'll never get the chance to add in the Thread Name game

A three foot willy..
Dick Miles Nov 3 2017

Well I found it funny.


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Subject: RE: BS: A three foot willy.. Omg
From: frogprince
Date: 30 Oct 17 - 03:40 PM

It was Willy,
My darling Willy,
what got drownded in the deep blue sea...


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Subject: RE: BS: A three foot willy.. Omg
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 30 Oct 17 - 03:50 PM

They took my Willy from me
Likewise his brothers three

(From the famous DIY song. Polycell, oh Polycell, the grouting's now begun)

DtG


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Subject: RE: BS: A three foot willy.. Omg
From: keberoxu
Date: 31 Oct 17 - 06:42 PM

following on from Nigel Parsons' post:

not to mention the above-the-line thread,
Songs About That Thing


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Subject: RE: BS: A three foot willy.. Omg
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 01 Nov 17 - 08:36 AM

I remember standing doing my thing at a urinal when this guy rushed in looking flushed and exhausted. He took it out and flopped this huge appendage into the urinal, saying 'Whew!!! Just made it!' I said 'Can you make me one like it'????!!!!


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