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BS: What should we bring back again ?

Donuel 12 Dec 17 - 04:24 PM
Steve Shaw 12 Dec 17 - 03:00 PM
Tattie Bogle 12 Dec 17 - 02:54 PM
Donuel 12 Dec 17 - 01:43 PM
Steve Shaw 12 Dec 17 - 12:21 PM
Donuel 12 Dec 17 - 10:16 AM
Steve Shaw 12 Dec 17 - 07:40 AM
Steve Shaw 11 Dec 17 - 08:26 PM
Donuel 11 Dec 17 - 05:21 PM
peteaberdeen 11 Dec 17 - 01:53 PM
Charmion 11 Dec 17 - 01:38 PM
Donuel 09 Dec 17 - 07:20 AM
Mr Red 09 Dec 17 - 06:50 AM
Elmore 08 Dec 17 - 10:40 AM
Stu 08 Dec 17 - 10:06 AM
SPB-Cooperator 08 Dec 17 - 08:29 AM
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punkfolkrocker 06 Dec 17 - 01:33 PM
JHW 06 Dec 17 - 01:17 PM
Big Al Whittle 06 Dec 17 - 10:29 AM
Tattie Bogle 04 Dec 17 - 02:33 PM
Big Al Whittle 03 Dec 17 - 02:48 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: What should we bring back again ?
From: Donuel
Date: 12 Dec 17 - 04:24 PM

Steve if you have any jokes about adopted, artist, blonde, cellist, dyslexic, inventive, political, scientific, shaman, ukulele guys, that should cover it.

bring back the 1915 flu, oops we already did.


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Subject: RE: BS: What should we bring back again ?
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 12 Dec 17 - 03:00 PM

Old McDonald was dyslexic
OIOIE

I'll get me coat...


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Subject: RE: BS: What should we bring back again ?
From: Tattie Bogle
Date: 12 Dec 17 - 02:54 PM

Should we start a new thread for best Spoonerisms and Malapropisms?
Or bring back un-PC jokes, though they've never really gone away!


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Subject: RE: BS: What should we bring back again ?
From: Donuel
Date: 12 Dec 17 - 01:43 PM

Along with your Dear old Queen?

Bring back humanitarian lessons in religion and politics.


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Subject: RE: BS: What should we bring back again ?
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 12 Dec 17 - 12:21 PM

The butt of the joke was supposed to be Yorkshiremen. I try to make Yorkshiremen the butt of as many of my jokes as possible.


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Subject: RE: BS: What should we bring back again ?
From: Donuel
Date: 12 Dec 17 - 10:16 AM

Switching the letters of two words is not a symptom of dyslexia and never has been.

So Steve may you worship your Queer old Dean




Bring back the US Tax structure of 1955


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Subject: RE: BS: What should we bring back again ?
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 12 Dec 17 - 07:40 AM

"Flat caps have never gone away."

Heard on "Clue" last night (not verbatim):

"You can always tell if a Yorkshireman's dyslexic because he'll be wearing a cat flap."


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Subject: RE: BS: What should we bring back again ?
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 11 Dec 17 - 08:26 PM

If you've already brought something back once, your efforts were unsuccessful, and you want to bring it back again, then the thread title is entirely appropriate and everyone posting so far has misunderstood the purpose of the thread.


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Subject: RE: BS: What should we bring back again ?
From: Donuel
Date: 11 Dec 17 - 05:21 PM

Unique Book Stores

Our local library takes donations and estate collections for their basement sale. In this area some of the things they get ranges from classified material to things with original price points I could never touch like oils of authors that once hung in the Library of Congress.


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Subject: RE: BS: What should we bring back again ?
From: peteaberdeen
Date: 11 Dec 17 - 01:53 PM

socialism


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Subject: RE: BS: What should we bring back again ?
From: Charmion
Date: 11 Dec 17 - 01:38 PM

You know what I miss? Telephone canvassers who call me Mrs.

A nice lady from UNICEF called yesterday and made me really mad by struggling to pronounce my name correctly even after I told her not to use it. "We obviously don't know me because you can't pronounce my name. So call me Mrs Thomas; you can manage that, can't you?" I said, but it made no difference. She charged on through her script, filling in several different (but all wrong) versions of my first name in all the slots where she's supposed to say it to reinforce the relationship with the client/donor. Of course, I was more alienated with every repetition of Sharmaine, Champignon, Charlemagne, Champagne ... on and on it went.

Finally, I said, "Look, we're not friends and at this rate we never will be. My first name is for my friends, not strangers like you. Call me Mrs Thomas, or call me nothing. Better still, hang up and never call back."

She was really, really hurt. I did not care.


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Subject: RE: BS: What should we bring back again ?
From: Donuel
Date: 09 Dec 17 - 07:20 AM

ALL of the inspired lost irreproducible posts of genius that did not take and disappeared.

;^/,


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Subject: RE: BS: What should we bring back again ?
From: Mr Red
Date: 09 Dec 17 - 06:50 AM

talking of Dixon and aging male folkies ...................................


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Subject: RE: BS: What should we bring back again ?
From: Elmore
Date: 08 Dec 17 - 10:40 AM

Obama.


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Subject: RE: BS: What should we bring back again ?
From: Stu
Date: 08 Dec 17 - 10:06 AM

"flat caps"

Flat caps have never gone away.


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Subject: RE: BS: What should we bring back again ?
From: SPB-Cooperator
Date: 08 Dec 17 - 08:29 AM

Ditto for misleading cases


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Subject: RE: BS: What should we bring back again ?
From: SPB-Cooperator
Date: 08 Dec 17 - 08:28 AM

Doomwatch including the wiped episodes.


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Subject: RE: BS: What should we bring back again ?
From: Donuel
Date: 06 Dec 17 - 07:26 PM

When everything old is new again on multiple occasions it would be appropriate to ask what we should bring back [again].
I believe this is a case of purposeful redundancy.
Or a left handed swipe at the Trump brand.


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Subject: RE: BS: What should we bring back again ?
From: bobad
Date: 06 Dec 17 - 06:39 PM

Proper grammar (note the redundancy in the thread title)


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Subject: RE: BS: What should we bring back again ?
From: punkfolkrocker
Date: 06 Dec 17 - 01:33 PM

Disgraced Politicians taking the honourable gentleman's option of retiring to their office
with a cigar, brandy, and a revolver loaded with a single bullet...


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Subject: RE: BS: What should we bring back again ?
From: JHW
Date: 06 Dec 17 - 01:17 PM

Walls between rooms in pubs


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Subject: RE: BS: What should we bring back again ?
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 06 Dec 17 - 10:29 AM

three of them sadly.


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Subject: RE: BS: What should we bring back again ?
From: Tattie Bogle
Date: 04 Dec 17 - 02:33 PM

At least one o them is lang deid, sadly!


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Subject: RE: BS: What should we bring back again ?
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 03 Dec 17 - 02:48 PM

Folk Clubs booking guests like Derek Brimstone, Noel Murphy, Hamish Imlach, Gerry Lockran....


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Subject: RE: BS: What should we bring back again ?
From: Tattie Bogle
Date: 03 Dec 17 - 12:42 PM

Reins for small children: rarely seen these days, but a really good idea if, like last night, you are doing any form of walk where there are large crowds. We were in Edinburgh's "Christmas at the Botanics" where you walk a pathway round the gardens, dimly, but very prettily lit, hundreds of other people, many with small children, there. It only took our grandson 5 minutes to get lost.

And the full moon was beautiful, Donuel: sandwiched between a sloping roof and a huge fir tree!


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Subject: RE: BS: What should we bring back again ?
From: Donuel
Date: 03 Dec 17 - 09:03 AM

Started the day with a wee laugh from Big Al. Headliners would gladly steal his joke.

Despite all the love, loss and respect I have for the dearly departed ladies and gentleman of mudcat, I have never seen a movie where it was a brilliant idea to bring back the dead. But I don't know. Maybe there's an app for that. There is the movie Transcendence that comes close.

Lets bring back the super moon tonight.


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Subject: RE: BS: What should we bring back again ?
From: Ernest
Date: 03 Dec 17 - 07:39 AM

All the Mudcatters that died or left out of various reasons....


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Subject: RE: BS: What should we bring back again ?
From: Jos
Date: 02 Dec 17 - 07:07 AM

Celery in shops that has that delicious bit of root at the base. Why do they slice it off now? I know I can buy celeriac, but that's no reason to deny me that little treat.


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Subject: RE: BS: What should we bring back again ?
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 02 Dec 17 - 06:36 AM

i really miss the ladies underwear adverts on telly. they only do ladies underwear adverts for for people who are incontinent these days.

i suppose most of us are of an age where we go round pissing ourselves, and that a touch of reality does us all good.

however - i find them a wee bit less alluring.

triumph have the bra for the way you are, and the lady in black tights and a playtex girdle are no more, and i miss them.


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Subject: RE: BS: What should we bring back again ?
From: gillymor
Date: 01 Dec 17 - 03:41 PM

Fruit and vegetables in the supermarkets that are actually designed to taste like something rather than to just travel well.


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Subject: RE: BS: What should we bring back again ?
From: Donuel
Date: 01 Dec 17 - 03:27 PM

Super Balls
super golf balls
super rubber baby buggy bumpers


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Subject: RE: BS: What should we bring back again ?
From: Donuel
Date: 01 Dec 17 - 03:09 PM

ollol lol


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Subject: RE: BS: What should we bring back again ?
From: Will Fly
Date: 01 Dec 17 - 10:44 AM

My Bonnie to me, to me...


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Subject: RE: BS: What should we bring back again ?
From: meself
Date: 01 Dec 17 - 12:41 AM

The snows of yesterday.


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Subject: RE: BS: What should we bring back again ?
From: punkfolkrocker
Date: 30 Nov 17 - 10:40 PM

Lemon & Lime Cresta - It's frothy maaaan...


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Subject: RE: BS: What should we bring back again ?
From: Joe_F
Date: 30 Nov 17 - 08:11 PM

Licorice tar babies.


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Subject: RE: BS: What should we bring back again ?
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 30 Nov 17 - 04:30 AM

My lincolnshire sausage song

I love the guitar


https://soundcloud.com/denise_whittle/the-mayor-louth-and-the


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Subject: RE: BS: What should we bring back again ?
From: Will Fly
Date: 30 Nov 17 - 04:24 AM

Our beers from last night.


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Subject: RE: BS: What should we bring back again ?
From: Stanron
Date: 29 Nov 17 - 09:07 PM

Repeats?


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Subject: RE: BS: What should we bring back again ?
From: punkfolkrocker
Date: 29 Nov 17 - 09:01 PM

Dixon of Dock Green

Z Cars

Softly, Softly

Public Eye

Callan


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Subject: RE: BS: What should we bring back again ?
From: Donuel
Date: 29 Nov 17 - 08:43 PM

In the show Futurama, Nixon's talking head is in a jar of eternity already.


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Subject: RE: BS: What should we bring back again ?
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 29 Nov 17 - 07:28 PM

David Nixon - I got his magic tricks set when I was a kid for Xmas. What a man!


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Subject: RE: BS: What should we bring back again ?
From: gillymor
Date: 29 Nov 17 - 06:45 PM

Marnie Nixon yeah, Tricky Dick no way.


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Subject: RE: BS: What should we bring back again ?
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 29 Nov 17 - 06:02 PM

Nixon.


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Subject: RE: BS: What should we bring back again ?
From: Donuel
Date: 29 Nov 17 - 05:47 PM

There may not be a fortune at the return of these memories but some are a laugh and some are heartwarming.


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Subject: RE: BS: What should we bring back again ?
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 29 Nov 17 - 03:26 PM

little butchers shops.

pork pies are shit these days and sausages.

there should be a law saying that you should be able to taste the sage in a lincolnshire sausage. mind you, they make lincolnshite sausages anywhere these days. the eu wouldn't give lincolnshire exclusivity on the term. bastards!

i wrote a protest song about it at the time.


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Subject: RE: BS: What should we bring back again ?
From: punkfolkrocker
Date: 29 Nov 17 - 02:41 PM

the 1970s...


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Subject: RE: BS: What should we bring back again ?
From: Iains
Date: 29 Nov 17 - 02:17 PM

The 11+, monty python and flat caps.


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Subject: RE: BS: What should we bring back again ?
From: SPB-Cooperator
Date: 29 Nov 17 - 12:21 PM

As long as the jurors are executed if anyone is hanged on the basis of making a wrong decision, and are publically called out as uncivilised is the verdict is right.


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Subject: RE: BS: What should we bring back again ?
From: bobad
Date: 29 Nov 17 - 08:14 AM

The bustle.


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