song challenge: Gronk Took A Bonk

Subject: The Gronk Took A Bonk To The Helmet
From: keberoxu
Date: 21 Jan 18 - 06:08 PM

I'm not even watching the championship football match
between the New England Patriots and the Jacksonville Jaguars.
But this is a match that Massachusetts fans are all worked up over.
So I had to stop fooling around on Mudcat threads for a moment,
and check out the game.

Oh dear. There is more than a little drama.
First it was Tom Brady's thumb,
which raised anxieties in the days before the game.

Now the game is underway, and
Rob Gronkowski got a helmet-to-helmet collision
that sent him straight to the locker room.

Anyone want a whack at singing/rapping this one?

Subject: RE: song challenge: Gronk Took A Bonk
From: Elmore
Date: 22 Jan 18 - 04:37 PM

Not amusing.