good rhyming words

Subject: RE: good rhyming words
From: GUEST
Date: 06 Apr 18 - 07:06 AM

Raedwulf, you made my day! For some reason I never happened to hear this one and no, I did go to school:)
My colleagues and I sometimes get to rhyming all the nonsense we can get with, when our magnifiscent reviews on edubirdie.com get rejected but I can't remember any right now. Have to write them down next time.

Subject: RE: good rhyming words
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 06 Apr 18 - 08:14 AM

Leave Bude out of this.

Steve (in Bude)

Subject: RE: good rhyming words
From: Raedwulf
Date: 06 Apr 18 - 08:18 AM

Why should I, Nu, sorry, Bude Steve? You stick yer oar in everywhere else, yer Scouse (or was it Manky? I've forgotten again...) git! ;-)

Subject: RE: good rhyming words
From: Snuffy
Date: 06 Apr 18 - 05:11 PM

I remember this c-rime from the 60s

There was an old man of Dundee
Who was stung on the knee by a wasp
When asked if it hurt
He said "no, not at all
It can do it again, if it wants"

Subject: RE: good rhyming words
From: Richard Mellish
Date: 07 Apr 18 - 06:03 AM

Another version is

There was an old man of Dundee
Who was stung on the (arm?) by a wasp
When asked "Does it hurt?"
He said "No it don't
I'm glad it wasn't a hornet"

Subject: RE: good rhyming words
From: Mr Red
Date: 08 Apr 18 - 03:38 AM

If you want to discuss rhymes, at least think apples & pears...

grapples & tears?

Subject: RE: good rhyming words
From: Bonzo3legs
Date: 08 Apr 18 - 07:18 AM

Cruise fuse Jews muse loose booze !!!

Subject: RE: good rhyming words
From: oldhippie
Date: 09 Apr 18 - 06:53 PM

i was far away, so far
when i heard what she had done
but it was not my star
laid out on the horizon
only half have the nerve
only half have the heart
only half get what they deserve
out on that boulevard

Jack Hardy

Subject: RE: good rhyming words
From: Mr Red
Date: 11 Apr 18 - 10:55 AM

Keep young and beautiful, it's you duty to be beautiful
Keep young and beautiful, if you want to be loved.

In the wrong hands that would be clunky, but it generates its own rhythm, and the song was supposed to be light and fluffy. Jobs a good'n.