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BS: New rule on mudcat

olddude 10 May 18 - 12:22 PM
Iains 10 May 18 - 12:32 PM
Backwoodsman 10 May 18 - 12:47 PM
punkfolkrocker 10 May 18 - 12:49 PM
Senoufou 10 May 18 - 01:11 PM
olddude 10 May 18 - 03:46 PM
Rapparee 10 May 18 - 11:17 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 11 May 18 - 08:16 AM
Jim Carroll 11 May 18 - 08:19 AM
Will Fly 11 May 18 - 08:36 AM
Nigel Parsons 11 May 18 - 09:06 AM
Jim Carroll 11 May 18 - 09:09 AM
beardedbruce 11 May 18 - 09:10 AM
olddude 11 May 18 - 09:22 AM
Rapparee 11 May 18 - 10:12 AM
olddude 11 May 18 - 02:46 PM
gnu 12 May 18 - 01:55 PM
punkfolkrocker 12 May 18 - 02:28 PM
Tattie Bogle 13 May 18 - 03:39 PM
keberoxu 13 May 18 - 03:43 PM
Senoufou 13 May 18 - 05:19 PM
Nigel Parsons 13 May 18 - 07:36 PM
Donuel 13 May 18 - 09:10 PM
Senoufou 14 May 18 - 03:22 AM
Jim Carroll 14 May 18 - 03:26 AM
keberoxu 14 May 18 - 02:14 PM

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Subject: BS: New rule on mudcat
From: olddude
Date: 10 May 18 - 12:22 PM

By order of emperor Rap. Absolutely no more dying. We are tired of losing dear friends. Any more violations and we will take serious action


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Subject: RE: BS: New rule on mudcat
From: Iains
Date: 10 May 18 - 12:32 PM

Do ashes kept on the mantelpiece grant an exemption?


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Subject: RE: BS: New rule on mudcat
From: Backwoodsman
Date: 10 May 18 - 12:47 PM

We will do our best to comply with the Emperor Rap's diktat, 'Dude, but we can't make any promises....


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Subject: RE: BS: New rule on mudcat
From: punkfolkrocker
Date: 10 May 18 - 12:49 PM

That's a relief...

I was very alarmed the new rule might be

"No posting to any mudcat threads if only wearing underpants, or no clothing all...!!!"...!!!!!!!


Btw.. remember to duct tape over laptop webcams...

You never know who's hacked in and watching.....?????

[not that any mods with access to our IPs would - though no harm in working out our 6 packs - just in case...]


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Subject: RE: BS: New rule on mudcat
From: Senoufou
Date: 10 May 18 - 01:11 PM

Gaaaaah! Do you mean to tell me that the little hole thing at the top of the screen is a CAMERA??? And here I sit wearing....er....(better not continue)
Agree about not losing any more dear friends. Steps will be taken!


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Subject: RE: BS: New rule on mudcat
From: olddude
Date: 10 May 18 - 03:46 PM

Some one watching me brushing my teeth. Must be the emporer


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Subject: RE: BS: New rule on mudcat
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 May 18 - 11:17 PM

We do not care to watch you remove your teeth and brush them, but We do believe that you should do it more often than once per year.



Emperor Rapparee, Imperious Rex          ®            His Mark


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Subject: RE: BS: New rule on mudcat
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 11 May 18 - 08:16 AM

Well, it's fine with me if dying is prohibited, but His Imperiousness must be certain His enforcers fully understand the difference between dying and dyeing. We would hate to see some old folkie tossed into the Imperial Oubliette for attempting to dye his gray beard Cerulean Blue.

Bee-dubya-ell
Imperial Ignoramus
His Mark


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Subject: RE: BS: New rule on mudcat
From: Jim Carroll
Date: 11 May 18 - 08:19 AM

Is it ok is I cough occasionally?
Jim Carroll


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Subject: RE: BS: New rule on mudcat
From: Will Fly
Date: 11 May 18 - 08:36 AM

Only with my hand down there to check up on you...


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Subject: RE: BS: New rule on mudcat
From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 11 May 18 - 09:06 AM

[not that any mods with access to our IPs would - though no harm in working out our 6 packs - just in case...]

Six-packs?
Come on, man-up. I've got a beer-barrel!


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Subject: RE: BS: New rule on mudcat
From: Jim Carroll
Date: 11 May 18 - 09:09 AM

"Only with my hand down there to check up on you..."
Bring it on big boy
Jim Carroll


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Subject: RE: BS: New rule on mudcat
From: beardedbruce
Date: 11 May 18 - 09:10 AM

I died once, but I got better.


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Subject: RE: BS: New rule on mudcat
From: olddude
Date: 11 May 18 - 09:22 AM

Soon his royal highness will make a decree on the proper disposal of those who violate his order


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Subject: RE: BS: New rule on mudcat
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 May 18 - 10:12 AM

We hereby decree and state that anyone, whether Our subject or not, who within this,Our Imperial Domain, who disobeys Our order regarding being vitally challenged, shall be colo(u)red a blue of the wavelength of 450 nm and left in the middle of the woad.


Emperor Rapparee, Imperious Rex            ®            His Mark


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Subject: RE: BS: New rule on mudcat
From: olddude
Date: 11 May 18 - 02:46 PM

And buried with the road killed skunk that the great emperor ran over


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Subject: RE: BS: New rule on mudcat
From: gnu
Date: 12 May 18 - 01:55 PM

I'm down with the no dying thing but I am not making any promises on my behalf. I ain't giving up my lifestyle of mayhem and debauchery.

Hahahahaha! I laugh in the face of dea


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Subject: RE: BS: New rule on mudcat
From: punkfolkrocker
Date: 12 May 18 - 02:28 PM

is there a time limit on reincarnation for requalifying for mudcat membership...


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Subject: RE: BS: New rule on mudcat
From: Tattie Bogle
Date: 13 May 18 - 03:39 PM

Depends on how well you look after your cookies! (Ake?)


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Subject: RE: BS: New rule on mudcat
From: keberoxu
Date: 13 May 18 - 03:43 PM

Don't know if you're aware, Tattie Bogle,
but Akenaten may only post above the line for a while.


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Subject: RE: BS: New rule on mudcat
From: Senoufou
Date: 13 May 18 - 05:19 PM

Hahahaha! Anyone familiar with the opening act of Spamalot? '"Bring out out your dead!" I just adore the song:-

"I am NOT dead yet, I can dance and I can sing!
I am NOT dead yet, I can do the Highland Fling!
I am NOT yet dead, no need to go to bed,
No need to call the doctor cos
I'M NOT YET DEAD!"


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Subject: RE: BS: New rule on mudcat
From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 13 May 18 - 07:36 PM

I heard a song from Spamalot on "Elaine Paige on Sunday" today.
"Find your Grail" sounded an awful lot like "Take me home country roads" both in the melody and the accompaniment.


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Subject: RE: BS: New rule on mudcat
From: Donuel
Date: 13 May 18 - 09:10 PM

If violators could face capital punishment,
I can not be on board with the morality of the new rule,
but I am spiritually in favor of it. :^/

If the only thing left certain is taxes then we face taxation forever/
Taxum Eternum.

This new rule is not thought through.
In the world this rule could be sought
as a cure for all disease.
Please, is this divinity?
Like Trump for infinity?


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Subject: RE: BS: New rule on mudcat
From: Senoufou
Date: 14 May 18 - 03:22 AM

I agree Nigel, the rest of Spamalot isn't up to much. But the Not Yet Dead song (performed by David Hyde as Not-Dead-Fred in 2005) is brilliant. He's an American but his English accent is perfect. Miles better than that of Dick Van Dyke!


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Subject: RE: BS: New rule on mudcat
From: Jim Carroll
Date: 14 May 18 - 03:26 AM

This does it for me - one of the first songs I heard from Dominic Behan
Jim Carroll

THE SODDING
(Fintan Connolly)

Were yeh ever above on the glasnevin bend
When the wind cut your face and the rain wouldn't end
And the corpses stood up and they gave three hurrahs
For they thought yeh were comin' to join them at last?
I'll tell yeh no lie, tho that cemet'ry sleeps
It always bejazes fills me with the creeps
Especially when up to a sodding I roam
And a voice somewhere whispers "Yer not goin' home.

Then some clergyman kicks up a bloody loud din
When he gets them singin' some mournful ould hymn,
And the silence is shook when he throws a few clods
Of turf on the top of the boxed-in poor sod.
Then out with the hankies and dryin' of eyes,
"I loved him!" "Adored him!" All bloody lies:
They think they'll not quick enough be from the joint
To get to the 'Brian Boru' bar for a pint!

With their small ones and large ones, the greedy oul things,
Some hypocrite says "Now he'd like to sing;
"A man of the world he'd never see wrong
If we cheered ourselves up with a bar of a song."
Then the widow she manfully tales off her cant,
"I'm sure that it's what Johnny would want,
And though she controls every muscle, the bitch,
Her feet below table are starting to twitch.

Well, talk about mourners beginning to sing,
Before long they're prancing and dancing the Fling;
There's a rush to the counter with fivers and pounds,
And Johnny, as usual's, out of the round.
Then some drunk 'round the widow places an arm
Tryin' to console her, and meanin' no harm,
When some narky relation, made brave on the stout,
Into the street he invites the man out!

The widow, she screams — to get into the act-
"For God's sake; For Johnny's sake hold them two back!
"If Johnny could see the disgrace to his name
"The poor man, bejazes, would die of the shame!
If you're thinkin' of dying now take my advice;
If yer thinkin' of dying in Dublin think twice.
Hang on till this crowd gets their call to appear,
Unless yeh want them to make the joke of the year.


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Subject: RE: BS: New rule on mudcat
From: keberoxu
Date: 14 May 18 - 02:14 PM

Amos is not only to be commiserated with
but commended for his heroic efforts
to comply with the new rule,

regardless of being treated for the big C.
(Treated is such a little word for what was done to him -- OUCH.)


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