Tune Req: My Name is Donald Trump (Lew Dite Song)

Subject: RE: Tune Req: My Name is Donald Trump (Lew Dite Song)
From: GUEST,.gargoyle
Date: 04 Jul 18 - 07:56 PM

Donald Trump is alright with me.
Let's go back to old school.
Seven years indentured servitude
Is the price you pay...
And seven more if you are denied.

It's Biblical
There is nothing more I can say
Welcome to the USA.


Sincerely,
Gargoyle

( " We clean your toilets. " Quote from disgraced

Subject: Tune Req: My Name is Donald Trump (Lew Dite Song)
From: GUEST,https://youtu.be/3nQ2DmWybIw
Date: 04 Jul 18 - 07:16 PM

Lew Dite has released a YouTube Video performance of his new song "My Name id Donald Trump". While the song is mildly anti-Trump, I think we as a community can write a bunch of hard line anti-Trump verses to spruce up this song. The YouTube URL is

https://youtu.be/3nQ2DmWybIw

The tune was taken from the old folk song "10,000 Years Ago"
(perhaps it was "I Was Born Ten Thousand Years Ago".)

And here are the lyrics:

Chorus:

My name is Donald Trump and I got dough
There’s nothing in this world that I don’t know
Give me the reins of power
We’ll be GREAT within the hour
And I’ll whoop the guy that says it isn’t so

Verses:

Now Putin… He’s my kind of guy
In many ways we see “eye to eye”
He alone knows what’s best
“Screw you” to all the rest
A philosophy I too, wish to apply

Xi Jinping is China’s new man
Grabbing power wherever he can
I phoned him to say “BRAVO!”
Not since Chairman Mao
Has China been in such good hands

Kim Jung Un, that little rocket man
Has made me a big admiring fan
His people, they adore him
Stand up and clap hands for him
That’s what I want from each American

And the Saudis, I get along with them
They have a King… so no problem
He rules by decree
So I say”Why not me?”
“Rule by tweet” that is my system

Now Trudeau is dishonest and he’s weak
Speaks behind my back, oh what a sneak
I went to Charlevoix
And this is what I saw
World leaders that are useless and meek