BS: Trump captured!!!

Subject: BS: Trump captured!!!
From: Bonzo3legs
Date: 14 Jul 18 - 01:53 PM

Dear USAians, we have your president. If you do not send $30,000,000 in unmarked bills by 22:00pm BST today, we will let him return to you!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Trump captured!!!
From: gillymor
Date: 14 Jul 18 - 02:06 PM

We'll double that if you'll keep him.

Subject: RE: BS: Trump captured!!!
From: gillymor
Date: 14 Jul 18 - 02:09 PM

Better yet send us a body part to prove that you have him. A head or a heart will suffice.

Subject: RE: BS: Trump captured!!!
From: meself
Date: 14 Jul 18 - 02:25 PM

Sorry, gillymor - he has neither. He's basically a noisy bag of flab.

Subject: RE: BS: Trump captured!!!
From: gillymor
Date: 14 Jul 18 - 02:56 PM

good point

Subject: RE: BS: Trump captured!!!
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Jul 18 - 10:40 PM

Then send his, ah, masculine endowments, if any.

Subject: RE: BS: Trump captured!!!
From: SPB-Cooperator
Date: 16 Jul 18 - 08:10 AM

From my understanting, the balloon is much more endowed...

Subject: RE: BS: Trump captured!!!
From: olddude
Date: 16 Jul 18 - 11:31 AM

So disappointed in our British friends. You let him leave now we will have him back. Could you not just give him a castle and a bunch of hand maidens. But noo

Subject: RE: BS: Trump captured!!!
From: punkfolkrocker
Date: 16 Jul 18 - 11:50 AM

Storm clouds are brewing over here in Europe - What are the chances of being struck by lightning on a golf course...???

Subject: RE: BS: Trump captured!!!
From: punkfolkrocker
Date: 16 Jul 18 - 11:51 AM

...then, and only then, I might start reconsidering there might be a god...

Subject: RE: BS: Trump captured!!!
From: robomatic
Date: 16 Jul 18 - 02:40 PM

I just saw him talking on telly. Vlad's lips hardly moved at all.

Subject: RE: BS: Trump captured!!!
From: Donuel
Date: 16 Jul 18 - 04:42 PM

Just because Donnie took an extortion loyalty oath to Vlad, the NSA, CIA, DIA, FBI, INR, Foreign Intelligence, Office of Strategic Intelligence, National Intelligence Council, The office of National Intelligence, Intelligence of advanced research, Counterintelligence field activity and 22 other intelligence agencies,
DID NOT TAKE a loyalty oath to Putin's FSB.


Fox news talking torsos are all sputtering and unable to utter a simple spun defense except to say "Trump was himself today".


In the meantime I guess we should BELIEVE Trump but OBEY Putin.
(I'm canceling my walking tour of Salisbury :^/

Subject: RE: BS: Trump captured!!!
From: olddude
Date: 16 Jul 18 - 05:04 PM

His lips were so far up Putin’s ass that one could not understand a word he said

Subject: RE: BS: Trump captured!!!
From: Donuel
Date: 16 Jul 18 - 07:43 PM

Trump actually profusely Praised Putin for his magnanimous offer to allow Russian spies to work along side our agents in the NSA, FBI and CIA to get to the bottom of this witch hunt.

Subject: RE: BS: Trump captured!!!
From: bobad
Date: 16 Jul 18 - 07:46 PM

Fellow Republicans are now finding Trump's comments re Russia shameful.......this is encouraging.

Subject: RE: BS: Trump captured!!!
From: bobad
Date: 16 Jul 18 - 07:54 PM

Even Fox is calling his performance in Helsinki "ridiculous" and "surreal"......lol.

Subject: RE: BS: Trump captured!!!
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Jul 18 - 09:50 PM

I shan't call him a traitor as I don't think his comments reach the legal definition of treason, but I think he should resign before he is impeached. I was truly and deeply shocked by his statements in Helsinki. Even Paul Ryan is disagreeing with him about the Russia investigations now.

Subject: RE: BS: Trump captured!!!
From: olddude
Date: 16 Jul 18 - 11:00 PM

Absolutely agree with you rap

Subject: RE: BS: Trump captured!!!
From: gillymor
Date: 17 Jul 18 - 07:02 AM

It seems more apparent than ever that Putin is holding something over the Orange Blob. Perhaps they have video of him misbehaving in Moscow when he held the Miss Universe Pageant there or they set him up when he came begging for money. Friends in the intelligence community tell me that this is what the Russians do.

Subject: RE: BS: Trump captured!!!
From: Donuel
Date: 17 Jul 18 - 10:39 AM

I too do not see treason but instead see a victim of ideological ignorance and extortion

[Kodachrome] P Simon

{Democracy} donuel


When I think back on all the
stuff that Trump has tweeted
Its a wonder Trumpists think at all
And though my lack of lies absorbed
hasn't hurt me none
I can read the Russian on the walls

Donald Trum um ump
He gives those mean dumb insults
He gives us the screams of children
Makes you think all the world
is a fuc dup day oh yeah
I got a sad recording
I got millions of voters
so Congress don't take, Democracy away

When I think back on Presidents that I remember
They all knew that justice has its laws
Donald only knows of nasty school yard fights
Now he looks worse than the third Reich

Donald Trum um ump
He gives those mean dumb insults
He gives us the screams of children
Makes you think all the world
is a fucked up day oh yeah
I got a sad recording
I got millions of voters
so Congress don't take Democracy away

(fades)
Trump destroys democracies
listen now i beg you please
Donald takes democracy away