Subject: Lyr Add: A VERY STABLE GENIUS (Randy Rainbow)
From:
Jim Dixon
Date: 17 Jul 18 - 10:22 AM
A VERY STABLE GENIUS
As sung on YouTube by Randy Rainbow
(Tune: "I am the very model of a modern Major-General")
1. He is the very model of a very stable genius.
Of all the US presidents he is the Mussoliniest.
He learned a lot of things according to his Wikipedia
And demonstrates his ample intellect on social media.
When people are in need he is the best at making fun of them.
He knows eleven words although he can't spell even one of them—
An overly flamboyant, orange, autocratic scuzzy man
Who's undermining everything Obama did because he can.
[Chorus] He's undermining everything Obama did because he can.
He's undermining everything Obama did because he can.
He's overly flamboyant and an autocratic scuzzy orange man.
He's firmly resolute, but how he thinks and feels and talks depends
On any of the crap he may have heard that day on Fox & Friends,
And though his brain is smaller than his tiny little pen-i-us,
He is the very model of a very stable genius.
[Chorus] Although his brain is smaller than his tiny little pen-i-us,
He is the very model of a very stable genius.
2. He's very good at pushing all the bullshit that he's peddling,
But won't concern himself with matters such as Russian meddling.
His campaign manager's in jail on charges that are felony,
And no one really cares about him less than his wife Melanie. (sorry... Mel-AY-nie)
He's really great with children when it comes to immigra-ti-on.
He thinks he's making progress with denucleariza-ti-on.
He's only hated from Seattle to the Carolin-i-as,
And likes to greet his lady friends by grabbing their vagin-i-as.
[Chorus] He likes to greet his lady friends by grabbing their vagin-i-as.
He likes to greet his lady friends by grabbing their vagin-i-as.
He likes to greet his lady friends by grabbing their va-gi-gi-gin-i-as. (Queen Elizabeth did not see that coming.)
He's certainly proficient at hijacking an elec-ti-on.
At NATO he is not afraid of not taking direc-ti-on.
Aside from all his ignorance, the chaos and subpoen-i-as,
He is the very model of a very stable genius.
[Chorus] Aside from all his ignorance, the chaos and subpoen-i-as,
He is the very model of a very stable genius.
3. He's always been a pro at things like violating protocols
And reproducing other egotistical neanderthals.
To all our greatest allies he decides to say "Get outta here"
While doing all he can to satisfy his daddy Vladimir.
There's no one as accomplished in the art of the distrac-ti-on.
Of anything that factual he orders a retrac-ti-on.
When greeting foreign leaders, he prefers the pomp and circumstance,
Then vomits verbal diarrhea to satisfy his sycophants.
There never was a military draft he couldn't dodge, and he
Is excellent at advocating racists and misogyny.
He likes to make up stories with convenient exclu-si-on
Of topics that he finds make him feel threatened, like collu-si-on.
He expertly persuades his base that Mueller's hunting for a witch
Instead of their own president, who's obviously Putin's bitch.
He calls reporters fake and says the Democrats are sour grapes,
Then lies awake at night and thinks about those Russian pee-pee tapes.
[Chorus] He lies awake at night and thinks about those Russian pee-pee tapes.
He lies awake at night and thinks about those Russian pee-pee tapes.
He lies awake at night and thinks about those Russian creepy pee-pee tapes.
Oh, never has there been a stable genius as smart as he,
And if you don't believe me you can just ask Sarah Huckabee,
And though his brain is smaller than his tiny little pen-i-us,
He is the very model of a very stable genius.
[Chorus] Although his brain is smaller than his tiny little pen-i-us,
He is the very model of a very stable genius.
|
sj
