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BS: Oh yes moose

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Subject: RE: BS: Oh yes moose
From: olddude
Date: 16 Sep 18 - 11:35 PM

Next weekend it’s fly fishing for artic grayling then back home sadly


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Subject: RE: BS: Oh yes moose
From: olddude
Date: 16 Sep 18 - 10:17 PM

But my wife and daughter here have a beautiful moose roast cooking right now oh yes New England style


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Subject: RE: BS: Oh yes moose
From: olddude
Date: 16 Sep 18 - 10:15 PM

Lol yes


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Subject: RE: BS: Oh yes moose
From: Donuel
Date: 16 Sep 18 - 10:05 PM

Famous Moose: Moose Von Bulow, Chairman Moose, John Leguizamoose, Moosealini, The Greek mythology of the 9 Mooses.


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Subject: RE: BS: Oh yes moose
From: olddude
Date: 16 Sep 18 - 09:51 PM

I will bring home 50 lbs leave the rest here for my kids and grand babies for the winter


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Subject: RE: BS: Oh yes moose
From: olddude
Date: 16 Sep 18 - 09:19 PM

Northern lights we flashing all kinds of colors absolutely take your breath away


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Subject: RE: BS: Oh yes moose
From: olddude
Date: 16 Sep 18 - 09:04 PM

Don you should have seen me on the side by side. I believe we can make it through that bog. Buried it into mud up to the doors. Five hours later with help from fellow hunters we got it out lol. I am not allowed to drive it anymore. One of the mountain passes was a shear cliff down to a watery grave. Very sketchy but we made it. Half the wheels were hanging off ugh. Not again up that high but i wanted to explore it


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Subject: RE: BS: Oh yes moose
From: Donuel
Date: 16 Sep 18 - 08:58 PM

You have discovered a real living time machine


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Subject: RE: BS: Oh yes moose
From: olddude
Date: 16 Sep 18 - 08:55 PM

Got him a nice young legal bull with of all things my handgun. After splitting up meat with a bunch of folks 450 lbs of awesome is for my family


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Subject: RE: BS: Oh yes moose
From: olddude
Date: 12 Sep 18 - 07:47 PM

Love it


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Subject: RE: BS: Oh yes moose
From: Donuel
Date: 12 Sep 18 - 05:13 PM

Hunting moose sounds more powerful than extra strength Viagra for Dan


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Subject: RE: BS: Oh yes moose
From: olddude
Date: 12 Sep 18 - 03:57 PM

I bet they did al lol gnu yup bog blueberries amazing good


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Subject: RE: BS: Oh yes moose
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 12 Sep 18 - 03:36 PM

I bet the mooses all piss in that stream to get their own back.


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Subject: RE: BS: Oh yes moose
From: gnu
Date: 12 Sep 18 - 06:58 AM

Six-pack in their gear. Love it!

I used to get Birch Partridge = Ruffed Grouse = Bonasa Umbellus. Bonasa means 'good when roasted'. Yup, skewered with a popple or ash branch fresh over an open fire. And blueberries? I pity those who have never picked them on the edge of a bog but only got that crap sold in grocery stores. And raspberries and cranberries and... I miss the woods terribly.

Now, crack a monster, Dan. I hunt vicariously through others these days.


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Subject: RE: BS: Oh yes moose
From: olddude
Date: 11 Sep 18 - 04:59 PM

Grab your shooting iron gnu and get hunting we are not dead yet. I am doing this after a heart attack and bypass we all can come hunting with me


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Subject: RE: BS: Oh yes moose
From: olddude
Date: 11 Sep 18 - 04:30 PM

Oh didn’t tell you the best part I threw a six pack of beer in their gear without them knowing. I wasn’t going to haul it’s up a mountain lol. I heard you brought beer nope you did lol


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Subject: RE: BS: Oh yes moose
From: olddude
Date: 11 Sep 18 - 04:23 PM

I always pack my 22 handgun just for those birds they are incredible over a fire


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Subject: RE: BS: Oh yes moose
From: olddude
Date: 11 Sep 18 - 04:21 PM

Gnu you will like this story. One of my son in laws friend is a fifth generation Alaskan but like all 30 year olds way over packs for comfort. He said do you have water, I said don’t need it, do you have food, I said don’t need it. After the hunt they are enjoying the tons of shit they hauled up the mountain. I go off a half mile find a spring, go another hundred yards find a sea of blue berries and cranberries. Next to that are two sage grouse. Bam bam two sage grouse over the fire pan of cranberries and my blueberries . I said enjoy your jerky guys. lol he says to my son in law. Your father in law is fucking hardcore lol


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Subject: RE: BS: Oh yes moose
From: robomatic
Date: 11 Sep 18 - 01:14 PM

In deep snow moose will take short cuts on the Alaska Railroad. In the 80s we had a Winter with exceptionally large snowfalls and the paper would have daily articles on the number of moose killed in a single run of a train. I remember one time it was 80, and that may not have been the highest toll. I believe the trains were slowed down for a time. In recent years there have been no reports of such a high kill count, but I don't know it is due to less snow, successful mitigation on the part of the ARR, or less reportage.

I did read that where possible, the animals were recovered for consumption by the needy, and, of course, when they are not recovered, they are scavenged by wildlife.

They are to me beautiful animals, the quintessential vegetarians of the Great White North. They are what a deer becomes when it gains a thousand pounds.

The great photographer Michio Hoshino took his pictures for Moose in Alaska.


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Subject: RE: BS: Oh yes moose
From: gnu
Date: 10 Sep 18 - 08:32 PM

A cow will charge but seldom engage unless you are truly too close to the calf. If you show no 'intent' or back off, she will 'back off'. Now, if you get between her and the calf, for any reason, best be fleet of foot. I once touched a cow on the nose and she had a calf ten feet behind her. It's a long story. Short story... I didn't know they were there and she didn't know I was there (I am a f***ing ninja in the woods). I was on a bull-dozed mound and they were feeding on the edge of it. It was early partridge season and the mound was thick with water birch and popple. We met at arm's length with me on the mound and an 800# momma standing on the level ground while looking me in the eye on the level. I spoke softly, petted her and withdrew. No problem. I have never had a problem with moose. Just gotta 'know' moose.

BTW... if you are out in the open, don't mess with any moose. But, if there is a tree handy, just remember this. They got four legs, you got two. Two legs and a tree beats four legs. >;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: Oh yes moose
From: Backwoodsman
Date: 10 Sep 18 - 01:47 AM

The cat was Mr. Jinks in 'Pixie & Dixie'.
Sylvester's catch-phrase was "Sufferin' Succotash!".


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Subject: RE: BS: Oh yes moose
From: olddude
Date: 09 Sep 18 - 08:04 PM

In between hunting I we picked two huge buckets of wild cranberries. They make the best jelly ever


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Subject: RE: BS: Oh yes moose
From: olddude
Date: 09 Sep 18 - 08:03 PM

Sylvester the cat


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Subject: RE: BS: Oh yes moose
From: keberoxu
Date: 09 Sep 18 - 05:40 PM

Jeri, when I see 'meese'
it takes me back to that childhood cartoon.
NOT Tom and Jerry. I don't recall the name of the cat.
But the cat had a big mouth on him,
and a funny accent,
and went around saying:

I Hate Mieces To Pieces!


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Subject: RE: BS: Oh yes moose
From: olddude
Date: 09 Sep 18 - 05:22 PM

Saw one small bull but not legal size no bear spotted today thank God


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Subject: RE: BS: Oh yes moose
From: olddude
Date: 09 Sep 18 - 05:14 PM

Walked into a mommy moose and her calf today. She was pissed came right at me. I thought I would be moose goosed. Lucky for me she stopped


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Subject: RE: BS: Oh yes moose
From: robomatic
Date: 07 Sep 18 - 10:19 PM

Yeah, there's that Alaska humor I've grown to know and love.

Wintertime,
Springtime,
Autumn and Summer...
Whenever anybody does something dumb
An Alaskan does something dumber!"




Mr. Whitekeys sings 'I've Been Everywhere' with Alaska locations


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Subject: RE: BS: Oh yes moose
From: olddude
Date: 07 Sep 18 - 09:43 PM

I thought it was caboose


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Subject: RE: BS: Oh yes moose
From: Jeri
Date: 07 Sep 18 - 04:43 PM

(Actually, it's "moose". Like a herd of fish is "fish".


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Subject: RE: BS: Oh yes moose
From: Jeri
Date: 07 Sep 18 - 04:42 PM

The plural for "moose" is "meese". Sheesh! I thought everybody knew that!


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Subject: RE: BS: Oh yes moose
From: gnu
Date: 07 Sep 18 - 02:39 PM

Velvet is coming off here now. Be a full-on rut by the next moon on the 24th. I don't know anyone that drew a tag so not a hope I will get a steak.

SWIPE? You forgot SWIPE? Licence, orange, gun, bullets, swipe.... it's pretty high on the list, buddy. >;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: Oh yes moose
From: David C. Carter
Date: 07 Sep 18 - 01:08 PM

Dan.What's the plural for moose?Is it mooses,or mices,or mice?

Can't feed too many people on mices!


I'll get me gun.


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Subject: RE: BS: Oh yes moose
From: olddude
Date: 06 Sep 18 - 08:29 PM

Lol maybe


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Subject: RE: BS: Oh yes moose
From: Donuel
Date: 06 Sep 18 - 07:38 PM

Is Peter Dragon a porn star?


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Subject: RE: BS: Oh yes moose
From: olddude
Date: 06 Sep 18 - 07:10 PM

My brother had a basset hound called Peter dragging because it was


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Subject: RE: BS: Oh yes moose
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 06 Sep 18 - 06:13 PM

We had a cat called Mousse. We named all our cats after sweet things to eat. We had a lot of trouble persuading the vet's secretary that we hadn't named our cat after a huge bovine.


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Subject: RE: BS: Oh yes moose
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 06 Sep 18 - 05:35 PM

seems a long time since i had chocolate moose.

i wonder why they spell it 'mousse'


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Subject: RE: BS: Oh yes moose
From: olddude
Date: 06 Sep 18 - 04:33 PM

No pope shits on little kids


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Subject: RE: BS: Oh yes moose
From: gillymor
Date: 06 Sep 18 - 12:23 PM

I thought it was the Pope that shits in the woods.


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Subject: RE: BS: Oh yes moose
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 06 Sep 18 - 11:48 AM

"and why does a family of bears market toilet paper?"

Because bears shit in the woods...?


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Subject: RE: BS: Oh yes moose
From: olddude
Date: 06 Sep 18 - 01:56 AM

He was telling me how they get seals and walrus in the winter as we were camped in the high mountains by the Bering sea amazing people


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Subject: RE: BS: Oh yes moose
From: olddude
Date: 06 Sep 18 - 01:54 AM

One of the young native guys said you should not be carrying that let me you are an elder. What beautiful people


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Subject: RE: BS: Oh yes moose
From: olddude
Date: 06 Sep 18 - 01:19 AM

lol


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Subject: RE: BS: Oh yes moose
From: robomatic
Date: 06 Sep 18 - 01:18 AM

olddude, I expected a tough olddude like you to use devil's club!


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Subject: RE: BS: Oh yes moose
From: olddude
Date: 06 Sep 18 - 12:27 AM

One thing I did forget was toliet paper dang moss from the ground is rough


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Subject: RE: BS: Oh yes moose
From: Donuel
Date: 05 Sep 18 - 10:46 PM

I laughed out loud without an emoticon


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Subject: RE: BS: Oh yes moose
From: gillymor
Date: 05 Sep 18 - 10:07 PM

That ? was supposed to be a smiley face.


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Subject: RE: BS: Oh yes moose
From: gillymor
Date: 05 Sep 18 - 10:06 PM

"and why does a family of bears market toilet paper?"
Because the natural reaction is to shit yourself when you unexpectedly come in close proximity to a grizzly.?


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Subject: RE: BS: Oh yes moose
From: Donuel
Date: 05 Sep 18 - 09:43 PM

justifications be damned. We know your pride, stamina and courage even better now.
Who can you count on, a couch potato or a moose hunter?


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Subject: RE: BS: Oh yes moose
From: olddude
Date: 05 Sep 18 - 09:37 PM

At my age and health problems by gods grace I am still running mountains and beating the bush. But much sooner than later it will end. Until then I will not go gentle into the arm chair and remote as long as I am able. Do admit I get spent quickly


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