BS: Wibbly Wobbly Wubbly Wu

Subject: BS: Wibbly Wobbly Wubbly Wu
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 13 Oct 18 - 12:46 PM

Wibbly Wobbly Wubbly Wu
I'm in love with a kangaroo
A kangaroo, whose name is Len.
We have it off now and then.

Subject: RE: BS: Wibbly Wobbly Wubbly Wu
From: Joe Offer
Date: 13 Oct 18 - 07:29 PM

👍

Subject: RE: BS: Wibbly Wobbly Wubbly Wu
From: Backwoodsman
Date: 14 Oct 18 - 03:23 AM

Joe, how did you get that Emoticon to show up in your post? I just tried to post a couple of Emoticons in the 'Typos' thread, they looked fine in 'Preview', but came out as a sequence of question-marks in the actual post!

Subject: RE: BS: Wibbly Wobbly Wubbly Wu
From: Will Fly
Date: 14 Oct 18 - 05:20 AM

I ain't got no fear of flyin'
When I'm with my favourite lion.
Though he's only just a cub,
We're members of the Mile High Club.

Just a spot of filth for a Sunday morning...

Subject: RE: BS: Wibbly Wobbly Wubbly Wu
From: Will Fly
Date: 14 Oct 18 - 05:25 AM

I'm quite partial - just for laughs,
To sizzling sex with tall giraffes,
In the meadows, on the beach.
Trouble is, they're hard to reach.

Subject: RE: BS: Wibbly Wobbly Wubbly Wu
From: Will Fly
Date: 14 Oct 18 - 05:28 AM

It's true, it's true, it's not a rumour.
I copulated with a puma.
We met one evening at a feast,
While dining off a wildebeest.

Now I WILL get my coat...

Subject: RE: BS: Wibbly Wobbly Wubbly Wu
From: Donuel
Date: 14 Oct 18 - 01:18 PM

No one needs complete chastity
Lose weight try bestiality
It really burns those extra calories

I did it with a koala
Just like Trump did with a daughter
she was cute but the claws are slaughter

Subject: RE: BS: Wibbly Wobbly Wubbly Wu
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 17 Oct 18 - 03:41 PM

Poor Mr Vladimir Putin
So intolerant of gluten
'My poor guts!' he said in a tweet
'Make Volga noises, when I eat wheat.'

Subject: RE: BS: Wibbly Wobbly Wubbly Wu
From: Donuel
Date: 18 Oct 18 - 02:35 PM

There is a doctor Zeus among us
giving voice to green jello and fungus
If you hear a bat yell in your ear
Whittle will translate
"There is a fly in your beer".

Subject: RE: BS: Wibbly Wobbly Wubbly Wu
From: Donuel
Date: 18 Oct 18 - 05:17 PM

Its a spider goddamnit!
Do you mind if I have it