BS: Jeez, let's lighten up...

Subject: RE: BS: Jeez, let's lighten up...
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 29 Nov 18 - 04:02 AM

Mu liver needs to lighten up apparently. So the doc says :-)

I tried the whisky diet last week. Lost 4 days...

:D tG

Subject: RE: BS: Jeez, let's lighten up...
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 29 Nov 18 - 04:23 AM

My advice there is to stop seeing the doc. Likewise, if your car starts to make a funny noise, turn the radio up.

Subject: RE: BS: Jeez, let's lighten up...
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 29 Nov 18 - 08:21 AM

My car usually makes a funny noise. It is called folk music. Turning up the radio only makes it worse.

:D

Subject: RE: BS: Jeez, let's lighten up...
From: j0_77
Date: 01 Dec 18 - 01:19 AM

Here's the rest of the story...
"An Israeli doctor says: "In Israel medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles put them on another man, and in 6 weeks, he is looking for work."

The German doctor says: "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."

The Russian doctor says: "Gentlemen, we take half a heart from a man, put it in another's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."

The Canadian doctor laughs: "You all are behind us. Just about two months ago, we took a man with no brains, no heart, and no balls and made him Prime Minister. Now, the whole country is looking for work!"

Subject: RE: BS: Jeez, let's lighten up...
From: keberoxu
Date: 03 Dec 18 - 01:42 PM

No one has mentioned Lorena Bobbitt, remember that one?

Subject: RE: BS: Jeez, let's lighten up...
From: JHW
Date: 05 Dec 18 - 03:14 PM

'they're not hanging level Evans'

cf Pyscho The rapist

Subject: RE: BS: Jeez, let's lighten up...
From: Donuel
Date: 05 Dec 18 - 06:04 PM

twas the night before last and we couldn't trace it
but we thought we heard Bruno the rapist
We didn't know if he was physical or psycho
It was only a therapist and was all just a typo

Subject: RE: BS: Jeez, let's lighten up...
From: KarenH
Date: 05 Dec 18 - 06:23 PM

Did anybody do the 'Only one careful previous owner' one in the jokes about marketing the transplant operation mentioned in the opening post?

Subject: RE: BS: Jeez, let's lighten up...
From: Senoufou
Date: 06 Dec 18 - 02:26 PM

Here's one from my paper this morning:-

In the past, no-one talked about cosmetic surgery. But nowadays you can talk about Your Botox and no-one lifts an eyebrow.

Subject: RE: BS: Jeez, let's lighten up...
From: Donuel
Date: 06 Dec 18 - 03:23 PM

lol just like Mitch McConell

I bet the organ donor was from Pasadena and only drove on Sundays.

Subject: RE: BS: Jeez, let's lighten up...
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 06 Dec 18 - 04:01 PM

Heheh. That reminds me of that Bob Monkhouse quip: "When I was a boy I told everyone that I was going to be a comedian, and they all laughed at me. They're not laughing now..."