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Song Challenge: Googling Idiot=Trump
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Subject: Idiot=Trump song contest From: GUEST Date: 13 Dec 18 - 10:05 PM When you Google "idiot" you get a picture of Trump. There just gotta be a song in this: |
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Subject: RE: Idiot=Trump From: Stilly River Sage Date: 13 Dec 18 - 10:17 PM An explanation from Google. |
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Subject: RE: Song Challenge: Googling Idiot=Trump From: GUEST,Grishka Date: 14 Dec 18 - 04:37 AM Those left-wing conspirators must have rigged it: His voters are the ones to be depicted! |
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Subject: RE: Song Challenge: Googling Idiot=Trump From: GUEST Date: 14 Dec 18 - 09:17 AM A parody with apology to Stan Rogers THE IDIOT I often make these late night rants when I should be sleeping sound And the truth to tell I can lie like Hell though my lips they make no sound I jump to my feet and on Twitter tweet to the fan base that I found They all love me for they're fools you see and there's idiots all around Some say I'll fail and I'll go to jail but that's not how it goes I'm worry free for Pence will be the POTUS I suppose And he'll pardon me and set me free so screw it to my foes For just like me you all will be idiots I suppose |
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Subject: RE: Song Challenge: Googling Idiot=Trump From: Mossback Date: 14 Dec 18 - 10:30 AM Not Bad! Send it on to Garnet - he'll probably perform it! |
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Subject: RE: Song Challenge: Googling Idiot=Trump From: Sandra in Sydney Date: 14 Dec 18 - 06:33 PM cartoonists like the idea - Joy of Tech |
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Subject: RE: Song Challenge: Googling Idiot=Trump From: GUEST,.gargoyle Date: 15 Dec 18 - 01:48 AM What a waizte of the upper kingdom. If you want to write a heinous song about a truly despicable person choose: Sincerely, Gargoyle Easy pickings and he was the wrong side of a union....where's Guthry when he was needsed |
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Subject: RE: Song Challenge: Googling Idiot=Trump From: GUEST,paperback Date: 17 Dec 18 - 06:53 PM Hellbound Glory - Streets of Aberdeen - the ballad of Billy Gohl - by Leroy Virgil [Verse 1] Once there was a gangster who ran this shippin' town Sailed you up the Wishkah set up to drown They say he killed a hundred, but only two were found The rest walked the waterfront, shadows on the ground [Chorus] Out 'cross the water sirens sing "Goodnight Ilene, oh I'll see you in my dreams" All who are found wanting will be drawn beneath Come back as the ghosts who haunt the streets of Aberdeen [Verse 2] Once there was a singer who stole the siren's song Ripped it from the riverbank and sang all night long But the water don't forgive you once you've done her wrong Just another rainy day, they found him dead at dawn [Chorus] [Verse 3] If we all die tomorrow, send us out to sea Let those simple songs come back in harmony Set those poor souls free on All Hallows' Eve Shine a little light on the ones who don't believe. [Chorus] Streets of Aberdeen - YouTube |
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Subject: RE: Song Challenge: Googling Idiot=Trump From: GUEST Date: 19 Dec 18 - 10:35 PM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaZDta5Tg2M |
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Subject: RE: Song Challenge: Googling Idiot=Trump From: Charley Noble Date: 20 Dec 18 - 11:38 AM Thanks for Hellbound Glory - Streets of Aberdeen - the ballad of Billy Gohl - by Leroy Virgil. Charlie Ipcar |
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Subject: RE: Song Challenge: Googling Idiot=Trump From: Donuel Date: 02 Apr 23 - 10:05 AM 'm so indicted I'm gonna bite it I'm in a shipthat tipped and I just can't right it. So it's decided I was...misguided? They know, they know, they know, they know, they know, they got me, they got me I'll get a lawyer, and I won't take chances They're gonna offer me some kind of deal Just plead exterminating circumstances Or maybe like Cohen, I will squeal Right now I'm freakin', leakin' Right into my trousers If I tattle, that'll Lead to both of you Don't go down that trail I'm too old for jail Don't be short-sighted Then help me fight it Well, if we have a good excuse, hey, I think they'll buy it I think I'll try it... I am not a crook I did not have sex with that woman, the Biden, Soros mission is now accomplished I'm in deep shit Take Me To The Pilot Song by Elton John Can you feel that's real, I'm on trial And now I'm here in your prison Like a stone in your shoe I am charged with high treason Through my syes my throne Is now a danger zone Take me to the White House for control Take me to the White House of your soul Take me to the White House Lead me through the chambers Take me to the White House I am not a stranger Take me to the White House Lead me through the chamber Take me to the White Houser I am not a stranger Na-na-na, na-na-na Na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na Na-na-na, na-na-na Na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na Well, I knowt I'm not old as I'm told, I'm not a stupid virgin I am smart not dumb. What I'm told is never, never for certain Through my eyes, its my throne Its in the danger zone Take me to the White House for control Take me to the White House of your soul, yeah, yeah Let me out of prison Lead me through the chamber Take me to the White House I am not a stranger Take me to the White House Lead me through the gate house Take me to the White House I am not a stranger Na-na-na, na-na-na Na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na Na-na-na, na-na-na Na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na C) He's crazy, (A7) He's manic de(Dm)pressive (A7)and (Dm) angry He's (G7) crazy, paranoid, schizoid and (C) rude (C#dim ) and (Dm) violent (G7) They (C) gave him(A7) some kind of new medi(Dm)cation (A7) (Dm) And (G7) lately I think he's murderous (C) too. (F) (C) (C7) (F) He's bat shit crazy(C) (C7) (C#7) And (D7) lately I wonder what he's going to do (G7) In (Dm) jail (G7) sue? Cause He's (C) crazy, psy(A7)chotic and lieing de(Dm)pendent, (A7) (Dm) He's (F) angry ag(Em)gressive, com(Dm)pulsive, ob(A7)sessive He's long haul (Dm) crazy from (G7) knowing (C) he's(G7) through (F) Worried? You bet your ass I get (C) worried (B) (C)(B)(C)(C#) Just (D7) wondering, wondering just what I should (G7) do (Dm) (G7) 'Cause He's (C) crazy, psy(A7)chotic and deeply de(Dm)pendant (A7) (Dm) He's (F) laughin' and (Em) lyin', patho(Dm)logically (A7) fryin' He so (Dm) crazy just like (G7) you know (C) who. |
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Subject: RE: Song Challenge: Googling Idiot=Trump From: BrooklynJay Date: 02 Apr 23 - 08:57 PM I wrote this right after Trump got indicted. Actually, the song sort of wrote itself. It is, of course a parody of In the Jailhouse Now. My wife insisted I make a video of it, and I did, channeling the late, great Leon Redbone. If enough people are interested, I can provide a link. Jay In The Shithouse Now There once was a guy named Donald J. Trump, Long arm of the law thumped Trump on his rump, He thought he was the smartest guy around; Well, it was a Witch Hunt or worse day, Indictment came down on a Thursday, He’s headed for the hoosegow way down-town! He’s in the shithouse now! He’s in the shithouse now! Grand Jury said it ain’t funny To pay a porn star hush-hush money, He’s in the shithouse now! [Bad yodeling] Angry fist he was pumpin’, American flag he was humpin’, The Golden Arches was his favorite shrine; He’ll get throw’d in jail, Melania won’t go his bail, The judge done said “Sedition’s next in line!” He’s in the shithouse now! He’s in the shithouse now! Grand Jury said it ain’t funny To pay a porn star hush-hush money, He’s in the shithouse now! [More bad yodeling] Stormy went Hubba-Hubba! Maybe Trump’ll get a cellmate named Bubba! And Alvin Bragg’s the toughest guy in town; The D.A. said it was rash To have your lawyer slippin’ her cash, Looks like Chester Cheeto’s goin’ down! He’s in the shithouse now! He’s in the shithouse now! Left your MAGA pals in the lurch, Now it’s fingerprints and a cavity search, (Ow!) He’s in the shithouse now! [Still more bad yodeling] |
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Subject: RE: Song Challenge: Googling Idiot=Trump From: Joe Offer Date: 02 Apr 23 - 10:25 PM I did find one song titled "He's In the Shithouse Now" by Stephen Baird:But I didn't find Jay's. Jay, the public demand is overwhelming. We gotta hear the bad yodeling.... -Joe- P.S. I Googled "Idiot" and found no photo or mention of Trump. How soon we forget. |
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Subject: RE: Song Challenge: Googling Idiot=Trump From: BrooklynJay Date: 02 Apr 23 - 10:34 PM My bad, Joe. I should have said that I am not on YouTube. This is a Dropbox link: In the Shithouse Now - BrooklynJay - Dropbox This can be downloaded and shared ad nauseum. Jay |
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Subject: RE: Song Challenge: Googling Idiot=Trump From: Donuel Date: 03 Apr 23 - 07:26 AM Old Man Trump Words by Woody Guthrie Adapted by Ryan Harvey, Music by Ryan Harvey Contact Publisher - Woody Guthrie Publications/BMG Chrysalis I suppose that Old Man Trump knows just how much racial hate He stirred up in that bloodpot of human hearts When he drawed that color line Here at his Beach Haven family project Beach Haven ain't my home! No, I just can't pay this rent! My money's down the drain, And my soul is badly bent! Beach Haven is Trump’s Tower Where no black folks come to roam, No, no, Old Man Trump! Old Beach Haven ain't my home! I'm calling out my welcome to you and your man both Welcoming you here to Beach Haven To love in any way you please and to have some kind of a decent place To have your kids raised up in. Beach Haven ain't my home! No, I just can't pay this rent! My money's down the drain, And my soul is badly bent! Beach Haven is Trump’s Tower Where no black folks come to roam, No, no, Old Man Trump! Old Beach Haven ain't my home! *The recorded version of this song is available on iTunes. *Ryan Harvey's YouTube Video |
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Subject: RE: Song Challenge: Googling Idiot=Trump From: BrooklynJay Date: 05 Apr 23 - 08:19 PM Considering that Trumpty Dumpty is not due to be back in court until December, this gives all those budding songwriters out there plenty of time to get to work on those ditties! The only problem, as I see it, with very timely songs is that they are, well... timely. Sometimes they date rather quickly. But, don't let that be a deterrent - start writing! Jay |
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Subject: RE: Song Challenge: Googling Idiot=Trump From: Big Al Whittle Date: 06 Apr 23 - 04:38 AM might be an idiot, but he scares the shit out of me. |
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