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BS: For my dog

olddude 16 Jan 19 - 11:06 AM
gillymor 16 Jan 19 - 11:40 AM
Backwoodsman 16 Jan 19 - 11:40 AM
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olddude 16 Jan 19 - 12:31 PM
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olddude 16 Jan 19 - 01:08 PM
keberoxu 16 Jan 19 - 01:14 PM
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Stilly River Sage 16 Jan 19 - 02:40 PM
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Subject: BS: For my dog
From: olddude
Date: 16 Jan 19 - 11:06 AM

I am putting up a brand new dog fence out back. And Mexico is going to pay for it. Best doggie fence you ever saw it’s huge


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Subject: RE: BS: For my dog
From: gillymor
Date: 16 Jan 19 - 11:40 AM

Good for you, keep out those kibble smugglers and leg humpers.


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Subject: RE: BS: For my dog
From: Backwoodsman
Date: 16 Jan 19 - 11:40 AM

Make the cats pay for it, Dan! :-)


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Subject: RE: BS: For my dog
From: Donuel
Date: 16 Jan 19 - 11:40 AM

In the spirit of Dan's Wisdom, I see Donnie as a clear and present danger when he says any attempt to remove him will result in the people rising up and fighting the 'deep state democrats'.

I JUST DON'T SEE THAT. For people to be willing to fight and die for Trump, any Trump, sounds like people are willing to fight and die for Jimmy Fallon or Steve Doocy or Tucker Carlson. America is NOT willing to die for its entertainers*.

So if the choice is for a fence or a functioning government, I choose an impenetrable fence around the White House.


*I would deeply miss Stephen Colbert and Bill Mahre.


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Subject: RE: BS: For my dog
From: olddude
Date: 16 Jan 19 - 12:31 PM

Have to try and keep our the illegal little Chihuahua dogs ya know


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Subject: RE: BS: For my dog
From: olddude
Date: 16 Jan 19 - 12:32 PM

The Chihuahua‘s keep taking over my dogs job of peeing in the yard


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Subject: RE: BS: For my dog
From: olddude
Date: 16 Jan 19 - 01:08 PM

So right before Xmas my wiener dog jumps off my bed. Bam paralyzed once again. I call my daughter who is a veterinarian neurologist surgeon in California. Dad he needs back surgery right now once again. I drive him four hours to the university here and has surgery. 5000 bucks. Well he is fine now and running again. I told my kid, I spent a fortune so you could learn this stuff and I still have to pay another doctor. Oh were is the justice lol


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Subject: RE: BS: For my dog
From: keberoxu
Date: 16 Jan 19 - 01:14 PM

Well, shoot, no wonder we haven't heard from you in a while, over the holidays. Merry Christmas, indeed.


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Subject: RE: BS: For my dog
From: olddude
Date: 16 Jan 19 - 01:21 PM

Yup dogs lol


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Subject: RE: BS: For my dog
From: Donuel
Date: 16 Jan 19 - 01:29 PM

5,000 could provide asylum for five Mexican dogs by helping with legal fees. Dog surgeons and dog lawyers are expensive.


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Subject: RE: BS: For my dog
From: Donuel
Date: 16 Jan 19 - 02:26 PM

Our dog Semantic could jump over our six foot fence. What kind of fence did you build?


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Subject: RE: BS: For my dog
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 16 Jan 19 - 02:40 PM

My combination of cedar stockade privacy fence and 4' wire chain link fence keep the dogs in and the coyotes and foxes out. My neighbor paid for the latest rendition of the stockade fence (but he had a Ted Cruz sign in his yard last November, so I suspect he wants the idiot's barrier at the border.)


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Subject: RE: BS: For my dog
From: olddude
Date: 16 Jan 19 - 03:37 PM

Naw I just have an old wire fence, wiener dogs can’t just much except when they think they can fly off your bed. I now been calling him gerbal as he spends his night in a cage. Maybe when he gets out of jail he will make better decisions


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Subject: RE: BS: For my dog
From: olddude
Date: 16 Jan 19 - 03:42 PM

Don 5648 dollars to be exact. Why would I do that. Cause he is my best buddy


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Subject: RE: BS: For my dog
From: olddude
Date: 16 Jan 19 - 03:45 PM

I like backwoods idea. Cats need to pay for the fence


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Subject: RE: BS: For my dog
From: Senoufou
Date: 16 Jan 19 - 03:57 PM

No no no olddude! That's felinism!


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Subject: RE: BS: For my dog
From: olddude
Date: 16 Jan 19 - 04:11 PM

lol good point


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Subject: RE: BS: For my dog
From: Donuel
Date: 16 Jan 19 - 06:09 PM

double lol


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Subject: RE: BS: For my dog
From: olddude
Date: 16 Jan 19 - 08:24 PM

He is the only dog I know that puts his toys away. He plays throws them around then carries it back to his box and gets another. I didn’t teach him. I think he just is possessive about the other wiener dogs getting them. They still do and he puts them back lol


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Subject: RE: BS: For my dog
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 16 Jan 19 - 09:28 PM

My Lab has a "toy box," that is in fact a large brass planter or such - he heads over and pulls out his bumpers (for fetch) or ball (for fetch) or chew toys or knotted rope (for fetch or tug-o-war). And this week he turned from the bin with one of his bumpers and the new blue heeler took it from him and turning, handed it to me. They are working suspiciously in-tandem to get what they want - to play fetch.


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Subject: RE: BS: For my dog
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 17 Jan 19 - 10:08 AM

Short Dachshunds and tall beds are never good matches.


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Subject: RE: BS: For my dog
From: Thompson
Date: 18 Jan 19 - 08:44 AM

My dog Bigly.


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Subject: RE: BS: For my dog
From: Senoufou
Date: 18 Jan 19 - 11:14 AM

There's a lovely group of dachshund owners called The Sausage Dog Walkers' Club. They walk their dogs along the quayside of the river Tyne in Newcastle. In between programmes on the BBC they show a brief clip of them. Long-haired and short-haired ones (the dogs) (well, and their owners)


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Subject: RE: BS: For my dog
From: leeneia
Date: 20 Jan 19 - 10:43 PM

Come to think of it, if a dachshund were an outdoor dog living on a farm, it would probably never encounter anything in the nature of a bed. A bale of hay might be a similar height, but why would it climb a bale of hay?

There are steps for dogs, but would be remember to use them?

Dan, maybe you'll have to sleep on an air mattress from now on.


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Subject: RE: BS: For my dog
From: Thompson
Date: 21 Jan 19 - 02:35 AM

For sausage-lovers, there's a bunch of YouTube videos of people on mass sausage dog walks (one with over 100, Senoufou!) Wow, if these people ever get political… imagine a mass dog walk on any parliament!


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Subject: RE: wiener dogs, pioneers of curing spinal cords
From: Donuel
Date: 10 Feb 19 - 11:56 PM

For the last 3 years Dachshunds with an inherited spinal disease (25% likely), broken necks and cord injuries have received STEM CELL treatment injected into their spinal fluid. The results show up inside of 3 weeks to a year. For example total paralysis within 3 weeks of injections has healed 3 of four legs to function again.
yes
I am making the innuendo that what works for our dogs can work for us.
A key is to not wait for stem cell treatment.


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Subject: RE: BS: For my dog
From: Bonzo3legs
Date: 11 Feb 19 - 08:23 AM

Do Mexican greyhounds do zoomies??


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Subject: RE: BS: For my dog
From: keberoxu
Date: 11 Feb 19 - 09:56 AM

If the grey is a former racing dog,
why on earth would she NOT zoom on occasion?


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Subject: RE: BS: For my dog
From: Senoufou
Date: 11 Feb 19 - 10:14 AM

I think all dogs should have a daily opportunity to 'zoom'. They're naturally predisposed to run, chase and hunt.
The problem arises when they won't come back for ages, despite their frantic owners calling and whistling.

Our neighbours' two dogs (Logie and Molly) go out in the fields and have a huge 'zoom'. Sometimes they're naughty and don't respond to a recall until they've nearly run their legs off. Once or twice they've darted in and out of the river, and come home a bit smelly and covered in thick mud.
But I reckon they adore it.


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Subject: RE: BS: For my dog
From: olddude
Date: 11 Feb 19 - 06:17 PM

I have steps but sometimes my obie thinks he can fly. Now he has a pillow and a pen. He is squirrel chasing again. Surgery was perfect thank goodness


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Subject: RE: BS: For my dog
From: keberoxu
Date: 11 Feb 19 - 07:01 PM

There is an obvious reason why even a dachshund living on a farm would climb anything whatever.
Dachshunds are earthdogs [which is what terrier means]
and they are bred to hunt. Just because they are named for badgers
doesn't mean they would turn up their long noses
at smaller vermin!

Sure, dachshunds are better at digging than climbing,
but try reasoning with a dachshund
who just spotted something small that smelled like
it ought to be chased and hunted ...


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Subject: RE: BS: For my dog
From: olddude
Date: 11 Feb 19 - 11:29 PM

Mine is an exceptionally long mini sausage dog. He is great in the straight stretch but can’t corner worth crap. His butt jack knifes like a truck. Always misses out on catching the bunny or squirrel. Loves to run


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Subject: RE: BS: For my dog
From: Neil D
Date: 13 Feb 19 - 05:58 PM

Sorry olddude, you've got to 86 the bed and sleep on the floor, for the good of the dog of course. LOL.


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Subject: RE: BS: For my dog
From: Bonzo3legs
Date: 16 Feb 19 - 08:25 AM

Took our grey to be weighed this morning and at 33.2kg she is perfect! Funny how she totally ignored the other 4 dogs in the waiting room!!


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Subject: RE: BS: For my dog
From: peteaberdeen
Date: 16 Feb 19 - 08:33 AM

funnily enough, i weighed Rosa lurcher today -23.4kg. some people thinks she is a greyhound - so your dog must be really big, or Rosa is very small


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Subject: RE: BS: For my dog
From: gnu
Date: 16 Feb 19 - 06:33 PM

Subject: RE: BS: For my dog
From: Neil D - PM
Date: 13 Feb 19 - 05:58 PM

Sorry olddude, you've got to 86 the bed and sleep on the floor, for the good of the dog of course. LOL.


HAHAHAHAAA!

Glad the dog is doing well, olddude.


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Subject: RE: BS: For my dog
From: Bonzo3legs
Date: 16 Feb 19 - 06:47 PM

Peteaberdeen - our greyhound is big, and takes up most of out sofa!


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Subject: RE: BS: For my dog
From: olddude
Date: 18 Feb 19 - 08:51 PM

I love greyhound dogs


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Subject: RE: BS: For my dog
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 18 Feb 19 - 09:25 PM

I just put up a new fence for my dog too. Actually, it's not a fence to keep my dog in the yard or anything like that. It's a fence to keep my dog out of the compost pile. It should keep her from wallowing in rotten potatoes and out-of-date blue cheese dressing.

Now, if she wants to get all stinky, she'll have to go find some deer guts to wallow in.


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Subject: RE: BS: For my dog
From: gnu
Date: 18 Feb 19 - 09:31 PM

BWL... had a beagle that would run into a pasture and roll in cow patties when we went hunting. Dogs love covering their scent.


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Subject: RE: BS: For my dog
From: Neil D
Date: 18 Feb 19 - 11:23 PM

On a serious note, I recommend getting pet insurance for your pets, preferably when you first get them, when there aren't yet any pre-existing condition. We had a little Jack Shit who developed reflux, food allergies, environmental allergies and epilepsy. The insurance saved us thousands over the years. The company we use is called Petplan Plus.


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Subject: RE: BS: For my dog
From: Jos
Date: 19 Feb 19 - 03:15 AM

I thought you weren't supposed to put rotten potatoes in a compost heap because of blight.
And as for blue cheese dressing, I'm not sure - maybe you should just eat it all before it goes out of date.


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