Big Al's new Trump Song

Subject: Big Al's new Trump Song
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 24 Jan 19 - 05:04 AM

Wrote this last night. Wondered if it would be any use to anyone stateside.



https://soundcloud.com/denise_whittle/he-never-meant-that-he-was-going-to-build-a-wall

Subject: RE: Big Al's new Trump Song
From: Donuel
Date: 24 Jan 19 - 11:19 AM

Big Al you're doin great.

Cole Porter did this and I changed one word

O give me land, lots of land, and the starry skies above
Don't fence me in
Let me ride through the wide open country that I love
Don't fence me in
Let me be by myself in the evening breeze
Listen to the murmur of the cottonwood trees
Send me off forever but I ask you please
Don't fence me in
Just turn me loose, let me straddle my on saddle
Underneath the western skies
On my cayuse, let me wander over yonder
Till I see the mountains rise

I want to ride to the ridge where the West commences
To many words, gaze at the moon till I lose my senses
Can't look at Trump and I can't stand fences
Don't fence me in

O give me land, lots of land, and the starry skies above
Don't fence me in
Let me ride through the wide open country that I love
Don't fence me in
Let me be by myself in the evening breeze
Listen to the murmur of the cottonwood trees
Send me off forever but I ask you please
Don't fence me in
Just turn me loose, let me straddle my on saddle
Underneath the western skies
On my cayuse, let me wander over yonder
Till I see the mountains rise

I want to ride to the ridge where the West commences
Gaze at the moon till I lose my senses
Can't look at Trump and I can't stand fences
Don't fence me in

Songwriters: Cole Porter sung by Roy Rodgers




Whats the answer to a thousand walls?

a tunnel

Subject: RE: Big Al's new Trump Song
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 24 Jan 19 - 11:34 AM

Nice one Al, good pickin too.

Dave H

Subject: RE: Big Al's new Trump Song
From: The Sandman
Date: 24 Jan 19 - 01:53 PM

VERY GOOD

Subject: RE: Big Al's new Trump Song
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 24 Jan 19 - 07:32 PM

thankyou

Subject: RE: Big Al's new Trump Song
From: Donuel
Date: 08 Feb 19 - 07:42 AM

From: Donuel - PM
Date: 06 Feb 19 - 02:06 PM

Wonderful World - with apologies to Sam Cook, James Taylor, Herb Albert and Art Galfunker.


Don't know nothin bout History
Don' know any biology
I've never read a single book
Don't know nothin bout how to cook

And I care nothin at all bout you
But if Fake News would love me true
What a wonderful world this would be

Don't know nothin bout geography
Don't know any trigonometry
All I know is about writing a tweet
Don't know how to admit defeat

But I know one and one is two
and if fake News would love me true
What a wonderful world this would be

Now I don't claim to be an honest man baby
And I don't try to be
cause honest men are all losers baby
And nobody's more special than me

Don't know how to be president
Don't know what I said or what I meant
Don't know nothin bout buildin a wall
Don't know nothin bout nothin at all

Its only me that I've been thinkin of
But if Fake News would give me love
What a wonderful world this would be

What a wonderful
Justice free world this would be
What a wonderful
Wonderful
Wonderful world

Subject: RE: Big Al's new Trump Song
From: Donuel
Date: 12 Feb 19 - 11:20 AM

Big Al, to the tune of plastic Jesus I think you could have fun with my latest Trump lyrics if folks are familiar with the characters:


us

I don't care for my daughters seein
What Stormy Daniels does for a livin
drainin cheating venom
from a snake

I don't care for coward Paul Ryan
Who worked out by keepin up the lyin
and prayed to get out first
for heaven's sake

uk

I don't care for Pecker sleazes
who want to show me Bezo's penis
featured on a front page
in my store

I'm not a prude but I think its rude
when piss tapes play when its time for food
and Mueller shows whats up
and much more

I don't care for 'Gubmint' shut downs
Kids taken at the border are not found
All this reminds me of
someone else

I don't care for being not told why
Fires , floods, and hurricanes fill the sky
Putin smiles as polar
ice flows melt

Whoa Whoa Whoa

I don't care if it quakes or melts down
long as I got my MAGA hat on
covering up my hair
that fell out

Through all the trials and tribulations
White house inmates from across our nation
From cells yell lock her up
in small shouts

Turn back the clock to the civil war
Make the Chief justice Judge Roy Moore
Sitting on the bench
of our court

Deport anyone here who is not white
Pretend that Russia is always right
Let China buy Hawaii
for their port


I don't care if it rains or freezes
As long as the president is like sweet Jesus
WAIT A GOD DAMN MINUTE


DONALD TRuMP ???

Subject: RE: Big Al's new Trump Song
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 12 Feb 19 - 11:29 AM

I've gone off my song.

Subject: RE: Big Al's new Trump Song
From: GUEST,Pseudonymous
Date: 03 Jun 19 - 04:25 AM

Where's Jim Carroll when you need him?

Subject: RE: Big Al's new Trump Song
From: GUEST,Some bloke
Date: 03 Jun 19 - 07:18 AM

He's living in tax exile.

Meanwhile, the results of the EU election had a few million more voting for remain led parties than for leave led parties, so it seems our education system isn't broken just yet.

Subject: RE: Big Al's new Trump Song
From: GUEST,Pseudonymous
Date: 03 Jun 19 - 07:31 AM

Ho ho some bloke! Tax exile indeed!

Wish I hadn't posted that about Jim now, to be honest.

What I will say is that I am proud that London elected Sadiq Khan as their Mayor.

I like both songs on this thread, and also liked those sung at a protest I went to last Trump visit.

Here's my verse for Big Al

Don't know nothing 'bout diplomacy
Calling Meghan nasty's fine by me.
Those nasty Brits will soon be in a mess
'Cos we'll f*** up their NHS.