BS: Holy Trump! is signing Bibles

Subject: BS: Holy Trump! is signing Bibles
From: Donuel
Date: 11 Mar 19 - 06:32 AM

The religious right will tell you that Trump is a modern day biblical King Cyrus. As John O. asks "Who the fuck is King Cyrus?" (Isaiah 52)

The new must have item in the US is to have the cover of your Bible signed by Trump and not just a Bishop.


The same Massage Parlor that tickled the owner of the Patriots turns out to belong to a Chinese lady who advertised Influence Peddling (in Chinese) from Mara Lago to the White House.


Of course we are facing another Government shut down over the Wall again.
Walmart is remaining tight lipped over the hypothetical Wall.

Subject: RE: BS: Holy Trump! is signing Bibles
From: Donuel
Date: 11 Mar 19 - 08:10 AM

Trump has announced to the world that all Democrats are Jew haters.
He did not even qualify that some of them are very good people.

While trump has told over 5000 lies in his 777 days in office I'm still averaging about 1.6 Trump posts per day. The Donald is indefatigable in creating tweets and speech's that makes his lies as unremarkable as another McDonald hamburger that 41% of the US swallows daily.

Subject: RE: BS: Holy Trump! is signing Bibles
From: Donuel
Date: 11 Mar 19 - 08:42 AM

Oh mighty Trump how have you been divisive? Let me count the ways;


Gender warfare against women.
Financial warfare/extortion against NATO.
Racism bans on travel or insults or warfare financial or military against;

Mexico
China
Venezuela
Libya
Syria
Afghanistan
Iran
Yemen
Somalia
~N.Korea
Shit Hole Countries
Niger
Puerto Rico (thinks its foreign)
Germany's leader
Canada's leader


However Donald has brought together the US with Russia, Philippines   and North Korea either through love affair or secret deals.
With actual research this list could be extended and revised.

Subject: RE: BS: Holy Trump! is signing Bibles
From: Donuel
Date: 11 Mar 19 - 08:58 AM

I forgot about dividing and crippling football fans, religious freedoms, black-white relations, FBI, CIA, Justice Dept., State Dept., EPA, Urban Housing, Energy Dept., Planned Parenthood, Supreme Court, Journalism-News Organizations and the FCC.

Subject: RE: BS: Holy Trump! is signing Bibles
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 11 Mar 19 - 10:43 AM

And we thought Dubya was keeping Amos busy with his list, enumerating Bush's bad policies.

Subject: RE: BS: Holy Trump! is signing Bibles
From: meself
Date: 11 Mar 19 - 02:36 PM

Don't forget his steel/aluminum tariffs against Canada and Mexico as 'national security threats'. But he can brag about all the extra money the US is taking in due to the tariffs (some claim that he actually DOES understand how tariffs work, but he is cynically misleading his base; most assume he simply has no understanding of tariffs - and, of course, has no interest in learning about them).

Subject: RE: BS: Holy Trump! is signing Bibles
From: Donuel
Date: 11 Mar 19 - 02:46 PM

res ipsa loquatur

Subject: RE: BS: Holy Trump! is signing Bibles
From: Mossback
Date: 11 Mar 19 - 04:55 PM

That's the great ting about President D. Moron Pornstar:

The shits just keep coming!

Subject: RE: BS: Holy Trump! is signing Bibles
From: Donuel
Date: 11 Mar 19 - 06:02 PM

Trump thinks he is funny beyond words.
Laughter is a crucial part of the chief of state.
The more common the man, the funnier the turd.
The humiliated love to see him humiliate.

Subject: RE: BS: Holy Trump! is signing Bibles
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 11 Mar 19 - 07:01 PM

If I were a Christian, a Bible signed by Donald Trump would be about the last thing I'd want in my house. I'd be afraid it might burst into flames some night and burn the place down.

Subject: RE: BS: Holy Trump! is signing Bibles
From: Mr Red
Date: 11 Mar 19 - 07:15 PM

Ya can't hit him with truths, he just lies. Ya can't hit him with lies he has been pumping that muscle for years.

Ya gotta put ya moola on Mueller.

AND he is gearing for 2020 and who else would the republicans go for? While the Democrats are arguing among themselves.

AND he is in bed with Putin, and look how that man got round the presidential time limits!

Be afraid America, be very afraid.

Subject: RE: BS: Holy Trump! is signing Bibles
From: Joe Offer
Date: 11 Mar 19 - 11:08 PM

Is this Trump's imprimatur on the Holy Bible, allowing His subjects to read it?

...or is he claiming to have written it? I'm pretty sure he hasn't read it, but maybe he saw the movie version...on Fox.

-Joe-

Subject: RE: BS: Holy Trump! is signing Bibles
From: Donuel
Date: 12 Mar 19 - 05:41 AM

Like waiting for the great Pumpkin many still are waiting for the second coming of Mueller.
Pelosi says Impeachment is not worth it.
Worth what, an armed insurgence?

The NRA might be happy that all the extra ammo that people bought during the Obama years could be used up during an impeachment process and then people willing to die for Trump would go out and buy more. Time to raise prices. Just kidding I think.
I think that people willing to die for Trump is about the same number as the Nazis in Charlotsville, or smaller.


Whenever there is a winner of a tournament at a Trump golf course Trump receives a Co-Champion Trophy. With signing Bibles, Trump is not saying he is God but rather he is a Co-God.


Everyone pray...May the holy embollism bless the bloodstream of our grand poobah.

Subject: RE: BS: Holy Trump! is signing Bibles
From: michaelr
Date: 13 Mar 19 - 06:45 PM

Trump signing bibles is like Hannibal Lecter signing cookbooks.

Subject: RE: BS: Holy Trump! is signing Bibles
From: Donuel
Date: 13 Mar 19 - 08:20 PM

Where be your jibes now, your gambols, your flashes of merriment that set tables to a roar? Where is the Hannibal Lectern at which you stood soaring conundrums through the great echoing hall? Must we pay dearly to oversee your golden ossuary? Oh Donald I knew you well and now so chop fallen.

Subject: RE: BS: Holy Trump! is signing Bibles
From: Charley Noble
Date: 14 Mar 19 - 11:07 AM

Trump should start by signing The Book of Revelations, and then turning over his tax returns.

Charlie Ipcar

Subject: RE: BS: Holy Trump! is signing Bibles
From: robomatic
Date: 14 Mar 19 - 01:59 PM

I love michaelr's comment.

Two things:
1) Trump is signing every Bible that he is asked to. I don't think he's showing up at events with pre-signed Bibles, but if he is as good a businessman as he says he is, he will have a Trump Bible printed up, and he will probably act as much an author of it as he is of "Art of the Deal."
2) I would get a Bible signed by Trump. I would not use it for any kind of religious observance, as it would be forever defiled, but I would expect sometime to take it to an Antiques Roadshow for valuation. Sort of like a satanic sacrament.

Subject: RE: BS: Holy Trump! is signing Bibles
From: gillymor
Date: 14 Mar 19 - 02:30 PM

I can hear him now, "I write the best bible!"

Subject: RE: BS: Holy Trump! is signing Bibles
From: robomatic
Date: 14 Mar 19 - 03:02 PM

"I got the biggest TESTAMENTS!"

Subject: RE: BS: Holy Trump! is signing Bibles
From: Donuel
Date: 14 Mar 19 - 03:56 PM

You still make me laugh robo.

What's preventing you from selling the Trump revised Bible?

Subject: RE: BS: Holy Trump! is signing Bibles
From: robomatic
Date: 14 Mar 19 - 08:52 PM

I don't think I could afford the moral hazard insurance payments...

Subject: RE: BS: Holy Trump! is signing Bibles
From: EBarnacle
Date: 16 Mar 19 - 02:59 PM

One of them is available on line for several hundred bux. The art of the deal, indeed! Something out of a nothing.

Subject: RE: BS: Holy Trump! is signing Bibles
From: Mr Red
Date: 17 Mar 19 - 05:13 AM

would that be art with a Capital F?

Subject: RE: BS: Holy Trump! is signing Bibles
From: Donuel
Date: 17 Mar 19 - 10:34 AM

A Trump book by Trump and for Trump is much like a fART in the dark in that one is seldom sure who made it.

Subject: RE: BS: Holy Trump! is signing Bibles
From: Donuel
Date: 19 Mar 19 - 08:29 AM

Pew Research Center
Trump Job Approval among Christians
White evangelical Protestants 69%
White Mainline Protestants    48%
Black Protestants             12%
White Catholics               44%
non white Catholics          26%
Jesus scholars                0%

Subject: RE: BS: Holy Trump! is fighting the dead
From: Donuel
Date: 21 Mar 19 - 06:10 AM

Trump is currently fighting John McCain which is a fair fight since John has passed away.

Although Donnie was disinvited to John's funeral trump claims the funeral only took place because he approved it.

He also claimed John McCain gave the 'pee' dossier to the FBI.



and gnargles stole his shoes

Subject: RE: BS: Holy Trump! is signing Bibles
From: Donuel
Date: 22 Mar 19 - 06:12 AM

Pompeo just said "god sent trump to earth to save Israel"

Subject: RE: BS: Holy Trump! is signing Bibles
From: gillymor
Date: 22 Mar 19 - 07:03 AM

https://wtop.com/local/2019/03/national-cathedral-disputes-trumps-claim-that-he-approved-sen-john-mccains-funeral/

In his valiant struggle against a dead war hero the gallant trump, in spite of bone spurs on an undetermined foot, resorts to lying about the McCain funeral. The pathetic little twit didn't even get a thank you for giving the late senator the kind of funeral he wanted even though he had no say in the matter. Are he and his zombie followers living in some toxic parallel universe.

Subject: RE: BS: Holy Trump! is signing Bibles
From: Little Hawk
Date: 22 Mar 19 - 10:05 AM

I think presidents have been signing Bibles ever since George Washington took office. I wouldn't worry too much about Trump doing it. He probably shakes people's hands too, right? And waves at crowds? And plays golf? And says things that sound good but aren't really true? :D