Confession: I killed Laura Foster

Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster
From: sophocleese
Date: 01 Jan 00 - 12:00 PM

I killed the skunk in the road.

Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster
From: Mbo
Date: 01 Jan 00 - 12:13 PM

Sorry, I accidentally left Jenny O' the braes' door open...

--Mbo

Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster
From: lajka
Date: 01 Jan 00 - 01:03 PM

Do you know what.......................................... I killed Bambis mother..

Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster
From: lajka
Date: 01 Jan 00 - 01:10 PM

And I killed bambi too.

Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster
From: emily rain
Date: 01 Jan 00 - 01:20 PM

forget the foster chick: i killed laura palmer.

Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster
From: katlaughing
Date: 01 Jan 00 - 02:09 PM

And, I am going to kill this thread!!!! KA-BOOM!

Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster
From: Mikal
Date: 01 Jan 00 - 02:11 PM

Well..

As I was out walkin' on Kilgarum mountain, I spied Coronel Farrel, and his money he was countin'.

So snatched up me pistol and I rattled me saber sayin' stand and deliver for I am the bold deciever....

Mikal

Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster
From: Mbo
Date: 01 Jan 00 - 03:19 PM

Mikal, perchance wert there whisky in his jar? BTW I was walking up the road the other day, and this guy wanted me to trade my fiddle for a glass of wine. Of course I told him no. I don't want the world to think me mad!

--Mbo

Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster
From: arkie
Date: 01 Jan 00 - 03:55 PM

Have enjoyed this thread more than the other confession, but I too have a confession to make. Another thread on this topic and I'll feel like killing somebody.

Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster
From: Faded Denim
Date: 01 Jan 00 - 04:12 PM

"Mudcatters!"..... You guys kill me.

Reid

Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster
From: Paul G.
Date: 01 Jan 00 - 04:17 PM

I sunk the Edmund Fitzgerald.

...but I swear I was nowhere near any iceburgs in 1912...

Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster
From: _gargoyle
Date: 01 Jan 00 - 05:02 PM

Nice to start with a clean slate

90% of those crimes were being pinned on me.

Gluckliches Neujahrstag

Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster
From: emily rain
Date: 01 Jan 00 - 05:11 PM

i am wickedly laughing my ass off. that was a good one, bud.

Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster
From: emily rain
Date: 01 Jan 00 - 06:44 PM

and all the federales say they could have had me anyday

Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster
From: Den
Date: 01 Jan 00 - 08:05 PM

I pushed Humpty Dumpty...and I'd do it again, Den

Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster
From: Caitrin
Date: 01 Jan 00 - 08:12 PM

Remember the penknife in Jim's back in "Lily, Rosemary, and the Jack of Hearts"? That was me.

Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster
From: Bugsy
Date: 01 Jan 00 - 08:12 PM

I never killed anyone, But right now, I could MURDER a Chinese!!!

Cheers

Bugsy

Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster
From: Mary in Kentucky
Date: 01 Jan 00 - 10:18 PM

OK. So I'm the woman to blame...but you won't see me wasting away in Margaritaville.

Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster
From: Áine
Date: 01 Jan 00 - 10:21 PM

Yep, that was me on the Orient Express, too -- jaysus the money I made from all those eejits who wanted to take the blame . . . was that a mousetrap I just heard snap?

Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster
From: catspaw49
Date: 01 Jan 00 - 10:29 PM

Okay, so my name was on an envelope at the bottom of about a half a ton of garbage.....Just another case of American blind justice.

Spaw

Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster
From: harpgirl
Date: 01 Jan 00 - 10:48 PM

...I had a cow (with apologies to Gertrude Stein)that slobbered bad, down in the Arkansas...

Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster
From: Brendy
Date: 01 Jan 00 - 11:56 PM

I thought the razor blades were Dublin made,
Probably irrelevant now but a reference to Don's company admitting that the cause of Mrs. Bloat's sad demise was....... ,
Never mind.

Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster
From: Áine
Date: 02 Jan 00 - 12:00 AM

Come on now, Brendy -- aren't you the fella that finally did in Lovely Rita the Meter Maid? You can tell us, lad -- we're all friends here . . . ;-)

Le ghra, Áine

Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster
From: Davey
Date: 02 Jan 00 - 12:05 AM

All right, I admit it... I stepped on a crack, and broke m.............

Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster
From: Wesley S
Date: 02 Jan 00 - 12:14 AM

And if I'd just confessed earlier that poor woman wouldn't be walking these hills in her long black veil...

Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster
From: JenEllen
Date: 02 Jan 00 - 12:45 AM

I never killed a man that didn't cause me any pain...

Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster
From: catspaw49
Date: 02 Jan 00 - 12:53 AM

Alright, I admit it. I've never been to Spain, but I kinda' like the music.

Spaw

Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster
From: katlaughing
Date: 02 Jan 00 - 12:56 AM

And, I knew the guy who went out in the desert on a horse with no name

Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster
From: catspaw49
Date: 02 Jan 00 - 12:57 AM

Honey, I know I could've loved you better. I really DIDN'T mean to be unkind......Ya' know, it was the last thing on my mind. Really.

Spaw

Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster
From: Brendy
Date: 02 Jan 00 - 01:00 AM

What ever you say, say nothin'
when you speak about you know what.
For if you know who should hear you,
You know what you'll get.
They'll take you off to you know where,
for you wouldn't know how long.
So for you know whose sake
don't let anyone hear you sing this song

Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster
From: bseed(charleskratz)
Date: 02 Jan 00 - 02:22 AM

It wasn't Mary...I had that little lamb (and then I ate her).

Catspaw

Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster
From: Brendy
Date: 02 Jan 00 - 02:25 AM

Cæsar ad sum iam forte
Brutus et erat
Cæsar sic in omnibus,
Brutus sic iubet.

Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster
From: Áine
Date: 02 Jan 00 - 02:38 AM

Remember the spider and Miss Muffett? Me, too, I'm afraid . . . but, heck, I can never resist the temptation of a great big bowl of curds and whey! And really, the look on her face was worth it -- stuck up little prude . . .

Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster
From: JenEllen
Date: 02 Jan 00 - 02:55 AM

Johnny's as helpless as a kitten up a tree....I chased him.

Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster
From: Faded Denim
Date: 02 Jan 00 - 08:57 AM

Well... That's what you get! (for lovin' me)

Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster
From: kendall
Date: 02 Jan 00 - 03:21 PM

seed the lamb or Mary?

Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster
From: Alice
Date: 02 Jan 00 - 03:44 PM

Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer.... come on, 'fess up, Max. (oh, never mind)

alice

Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster
From: Art Thieme
Date: 02 Jan 00 - 04:20 PM

Hey, people,

I'm Cock Robin---and I ain't dead !

(I did change my name a long time ago. I'm Jewish. My real name is Penis Rabinowitz.)

Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster
From: JenEllen
Date: 02 Jan 00 - 05:29 PM

I've got a gal in Tuscaloosa, Sugar Lee is her name. Ain't good-lookin', and she's mean as thunder, but I love her just the same.

Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster
From: Dani
Date: 02 Jan 00 - 05:31 PM

Got two reasons why I cry away each lonely night.

The first one's named Sweet Anne Marie and she's my heart's delight.

Second one is prison, baby, the sheriff's on my trail

And if he catches up with me I'll spend my life in jail...

Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster
From: emily rain
Date: 02 Jan 00 - 05:34 PM

sure do wish i was a mole in the ground.

Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 02 Jan 00 - 05:56 PM

I put the bop in the bop-shoo-bop shoo-bop
I put the lam in the lamma lamma ding dong
I ALSO put the dit in the dit-di-dit-di-dit

In addition, I wrote the Book of Love.

LEJ

Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster
From: thosp
Date: 02 Jan 00 - 07:24 PM

London Bridges -----that was me

Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster
From: Mbo
Date: 02 Jan 00 - 07:30 PM

I'm standing on a mountaintop--I wonder if she can hear me?

--Mbo

Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster
From: Clifton53
Date: 02 Jan 00 - 07:38 PM

I'm renting an attic bedroom to (ssshhhhh), Elvis. Thank you, thank you very much.

Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster
From: katlaughing
Date: 02 Jan 00 - 07:43 PM

Wonder if he know's what she's dreaming of?

The ole hootie owl hootie-hoo's to the dove
Tammy! Tammy! Tammy's in love!

Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster
From: Mary in Kentucky
Date: 02 Jan 00 - 07:50 PM

Now LEJ-------I've already confessed to writing the Book of Love.

I also know where and I know when, but I'LL NEVER TELL!

Mary

Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster
From: Dave ( the ancient mariner )
Date: 02 Jan 00 - 08:13 PM

Twas I that killed the lovely Albatross..

Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster
From: jeffp
Date: 02 Jan 00 - 08:40 PM

As long as everybody's in a confessional mood, I'm the guy that didn't marry pretty Pamela Brown.

Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster
From: katlaughing
Date: 02 Jan 00 - 08:55 PM

There was a hole in my stocking last time I danced by the light of the moon. Was the same night the buffalo gals came out.