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MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]

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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Mar 20 - 09:16 PM

Why would anyone go to Helena, Montana in the first place? Of course it's COVID-19 free!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 28 Mar 20 - 06:51 PM

sh-sh-sh There may be a plan to virally weaponize his bronzer.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 28 Mar 20 - 03:57 PM

William Shakspeare and Issac Newton did some of their best work while England was having a Plague. So are the analysts at the NSA and CIA today. While I can not discuss the details there is some noise about Operation Anal Portal wink wink nudge nudge. It is rumored to save a million lives.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 27 Mar 20 - 03:15 PM

I did watch Fox news last night but things are back to abnormal now.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 27 Mar 20 - 11:20 AM

Share some of that weed, don. It appears to be a very good batch.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 27 Mar 20 - 10:11 AM

Perhaps these are miraculus times. Helena Montana is virus free with 0 cases and reports of similar miracals are just coming in. I shoukd have never doubted Trump. Coincidentally I have lost 43 lbs on the Crispy Creme diet. I seem to getting 1,200 miles per gallon. My mudcat posts are appearing in the editorial section of the NYT. Steve Shaw has become the sweetist man on Earth and Rap says he and his wife inexplicably woke up this morning in their 30's. The weather here is the same as Hawaii and mudcat hasn't crashed in a year.
Its like a miracle.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Mar 20 - 08:34 PM

Having had too many surgeries in the past few years, and my wife as well, we have left-over pain pills: Oxy and Hydro. We will use whatever is needed for this coming surgery and the remainder we'll sell give to the police. They have been locked up with the guns.

T-3 will be taken for the non-immediate time post-surgery, and NSAIDs and acetaminophen after that. I mean, why take them pills when the REAL stuff is the anesthesia, man?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: keberoxu
Date: 26 Mar 20 - 07:23 PM

Ah, "tapering."
Here at the mental health residential clinic,
I hear a great deal from other patients about "tapering."
Tapering off Tramadol, tapering off Klonopin...
I really can't complain,
me with my little low daily dose of generic Prozac.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 26 Mar 20 - 06:07 PM

I tapered Prednisone for 18 months. I can master this with my trusty little pill cutter, but I can't stand another day of feeling that gnarly.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 26 Mar 20 - 04:33 PM

I still have twinges and aches that take the cake but pain will not defeat me.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 26 Mar 20 - 04:20 PM

Tramadol is not as addictive as a plain opoioid but it is far nastier.
Some people get
Seizures. Tramadol is known to cause seizures in some users. ...
Adrenal Insufficiency. ...
Androgen Insufficiency. ...
Respiratory Problems. ...
Hallucinations. ...
Serotonin Syndrome. ...
Liver and Kidney Damage. ...
Behavioral and Psychological Effects.

4 to 7 days of nastyitus will be a normal transition to your real self.

An inner voice will say
'if you need it dear, take it".
Listen to the safer voice, "you're better without it".


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 26 Mar 20 - 03:30 PM

I'm five weeks out from surgery and have had to start tapering the Tramadol. Damned stuff is difficult to just stop taking after a few weeks. I'm cutting the tablet (I went and asked the pharmacist if I could) and will hopefully be off of this in a few days.

All of that time I haven't been able to go near the Legion Hovel. No alcohol with narcotics. I notice the door wasn't posted so I guess the local officials feel that place is an essential business (where else will alcoholics get their fix?)


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: gnu
Date: 26 Mar 20 - 05:58 AM

Memo to self re cherries: I soaked them in water for a day and they plumped up nicely. Then, I added vinegar and soaked them for another day to sanitize them. Then, I ate a bunch of them... at about 3AM, I ahhh, errr, never mind.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Mar 20 - 10:28 PM

Well, Mom, I'm have fusion surgery on the base of my left thumb on April Fool's Day.

I can see it. I'm coming out of the anesthesia, still groggy, and the doctor says, "April Fool! Here's your bill!"


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 25 Mar 20 - 04:31 PM

Trust Dr. Trump's 'Coronex'
The doctor is a stable genius and has a knack for infectious pandemic infections.
To qualify for this treatment you must open a business or return to work the day after Easter. Dr. Trump is a deeply religious physician and requires that patients go to Easter services.
A paypal or credit card payment of 99.99 along with a picture of your church receipt (optional) may be texted to 1400 Penn Ave/coronex

Dr. Trump is a graduate of Trump University and guaratees you will have a result.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Mar 20 - 09:37 PM

Uderzo is dead!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 24 Mar 20 - 01:40 PM

Everybody knows that the boat is leaking
Everybody knows the captain lied
Everybody got this broken feeling
Like their father or their dog just died.
Everybody's nose is all infected
Somebody's nose is getting tested
Everybody knows they want to cry


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 24 Mar 20 - 12:31 PM

A different way to wash your hands. Get out the dye and go to work.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 23 Mar 20 - 10:02 PM

I used all the white metal Asterix vikings to crew a model of a viking longship in stormy realistic seas.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Mar 20 - 09:49 PM

I have both Tintin and Asterix books! In English, Irish, and Gaelic!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 23 Mar 20 - 05:58 PM

Here we are, The Charge of the Last MOAB.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 23 Mar 20 - 04:12 PM

sex


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Mar 20 - 04:08 PM

Straight WHAT?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 23 Mar 20 - 07:04 AM

I'm a yellow cheery cherry.
While I am straight, I've always said its better to be a fruit than a vegetable as in even Mayor Pete is more competant than Trump.

Yhe reason why Mom can't get a straight answer is because the Trump administration ordered federal health authorities to treat high-level discussions on the coronavirus as classified material.
In Taiwan there are only 100 cases for 25 million since they took the opposite approach of freedom of information.

Keep this under your hat because the fact that Covid 19 and the response is classified is also classified.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Mar 20 - 10:44 PM

You're a cherry?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 22 Mar 20 - 07:27 PM

Huh? I've been soaking in Brandy.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Mar 20 - 07:25 PM

Shocking! Simply shocking that Mom would be left to her own devices! She was plotting a getaway to Getaway!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Mar 20 - 02:47 PM

Soak the cherries in brandy.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 21 Mar 20 - 08:15 AM

I have had a bag of dried tart cheeries by my chair for a month. A little goes a long way. The pecans are gone but lots of other nuts remain. Other long term foods are canned goods and apple juice.
The only thing likely to get plump is me.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 21 Mar 20 - 07:52 AM

Soaking cherries in water might plump them up, but it's not going to rejuvenate them in any other way. You'd probably wind up with a bunch of very plump rotten cherries.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 20 Mar 20 - 09:03 PM

There may be some information in the chronicles and diaries of Baron von Frankenstein regarding the reanimation of fruits.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 20 Mar 20 - 05:47 PM

What will you do with them once they're plump?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Mar 20 - 04:56 PM

You have one-third of a withered cherry? Do you need food? We can help.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: gnu
Date: 20 Mar 20 - 01:07 PM

Dearest Mom:

Mrs. Google keeps talking about plumping dried fruit with boiling water. I have almost 1/3-withered cherries. Can I just soak them in water?... how long?

Soaking and sulking in Moncton


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 20 Mar 20 - 11:53 AM

The best way to keep a resolution all your life is to make them right before you die, so I resolve;
To not answer any more rhetorical questions like a wise ass.
To not covid my neighbor's goods
To not add Bourbon to my True Blood IV cocktail
To not smoke LSD
To not not question the sanity of the C and Chief
To not enforce the law of gravity.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 19 Mar 20 - 10:30 PM

I too was wondering how to repurpose Trump golf courses.
All I had was fairway field hospital tents, greens for admin and sand traps for you know what.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Mar 20 - 07:02 PM

I went out again today, over to the Legion Hovel for morning coffee with some of "the boys." Nothing much new there, just a lot of coughing and some of the guys looking feverish and tired. But the corpse-laden tumbrils are rolling through the streets, and another plague pit is being dug over where the third green of the golf course out back used to be -- fortunately we won't be in the direct line of the wind! The first pit was downhill, where the second green used to be, but it's all filled in now. Over on the fifth fairway they're piling up wood for a pyre on Saturday evening.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 19 Mar 20 - 08:40 AM

OMG MOM they shut down all the casinos except the biggest one, Wall Street. Sure they hit the pause button 4 times but billionaires are still (Micheal) Milkin the short sell to make $

You know it is the one casino industry we don't need to breathe, eat or sleep.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 19 Mar 20 - 07:16 AM

The first loll - little out loud laugh of the day

MOM is surprised how suddenly Americans have all become Russians in life style, economy and shopping. She took a stroll outside MOAB and found that Brits congregate in the New rules thread where they discuss tea, crumpets and toilet paper but they too are becoming Russian with eyes closed.

Entrepaneurs are looking to Italy for the new demand for new businesses like exporting bodies to massive cremtorium facilities since towns are overwhelmed. So far only Jared Kushner has begun our first Bodies R' Us business.

Trump to America: YOU'RE ALL FIRED!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Mar 20 - 08:16 PM

Saw a feller walkin' outa the grocery store yestiddy who musta had about a hunnert cans of beans in his cart. An' three er four headsa cabbage. Might be why the hazmat was called out taday.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 18 Mar 20 - 06:23 PM

When I was in the supermarket the other day, stock clerks were "stocking" the canned vegetable section by just opening cases and putting them on the shelf with no regard of the items' usual shelf locations.

"Just throw 'em anywhere on this big old empty shelf and they'll be gone in under a minute anyway. Even if it's something we don't usually sell a case of a week. Why waste time walking down the aisle to put them where they belong?"


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Mar 20 - 05:55 PM

Smith's is owned by Kroger; their senior times are M, W, and F, 7-8 a.m. Albertson's who is also Safeway are 7-9, Tu and Th. Nel's Bi-Lo here is everyday, 8-9. Smith's had it that one must leave for another to go in after the first few customers. That's okay, I got my toilet paper.

I did, too. With everyone else seeming to buy two packs of 24 rolls each I thought it was a requirement so I bought a six-pack because it was the smallest size available. ONE. I did get three bags of cough drops, which were non-existent elsewhere, and left several more on the rack.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 18 Mar 20 - 11:47 AM

Whole Foods (aka Whole Paycheck) has an hour from 7 to 8am for seniors. Now if Kroger would get on the ball . . .


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Mar 20 - 07:37 AM

Fair morrow, good Mother! I'm off to Smith's by 0700 MDT as they allow old people in first for their opening hour. I shall buy chicken soup, toilet paper, disinfecting wipes, disinfectant and other things in short supply by the case! I shall be a hoarder, a Care-Not-For-Others, yea, the Epitome of Randism! And I shall pick up for you a case of Thunderbird (your favorite wine) and shan't give it to you!

I have learned, Mom.

And if I can't do any of the above, I'll try to get some cough drops.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Mar 20 - 11:19 PM

Lá Fhéile Pádraig sona duit!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Mar 20 - 11:18 PM

Just back from a foursome, gathered to celebrate Padraig of Eire. Lovely potato soup, delicious corned beef cooked just right. Redbreast Irish whisky, Murphy's stout, and some of that creme/whisky mix. We were talking over Skype, of course, and we all used different exits.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 17 Mar 20 - 09:02 PM

Its not enough but it is a start.
If you look carefully Mudcat did 'predict' the pandemic with the contagion discussion of bush meat as China was just undergoing an outbreak.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 17 Mar 20 - 07:48 PM

Lots of broadcasts are looking different as cameras are set up in open places and web cams and skype and such are being used more. I'll follow the dot later (I've just set up MSNBC on my newly acquired Sling TV (Blue) account so I can see the graphs they use on Rachel, et al.

Who knew that Yang's plan to give $1000 to everyone was going to happen - and now.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 17 Mar 20 - 06:18 PM

Mom wipes the weary brow of grandpa as the TV drones on.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 17 Mar 20 - 04:47 PM

Living without intestines has and is being done but the IV of fluids and ATP is an awful inconvenience.


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