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MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]

Bee-dubya-ell 02 Feb 20 - 11:48 AM
Donuel 02 Feb 20 - 11:30 AM
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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 02 Feb 20 - 11:48 AM

What's unique about 02/02/2020 is that it's a palindrome in all four date notation formats. It doesn't matter if you use dd/mm/yyyy, mm/dd/yyyy, yyyy/dd/mm, or yyyy/mm/dd.

Next year, there'll be a palindrome date (12/02/2021) but it will indicate December 2nd in mm/dd/yyyy and February 12th in dd/mm/yyyy, and doesn't work in either year-first format.

The next "universal" palindrome date will be 03/03/3030. I don't plan on being around to see it.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 02 Feb 20 - 11:30 AM

02 02 2020 Groundhog day


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 02 Feb 20 - 10:30 AM

02 02 2020 at 2PM
Kitten Bowl!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Feb 20 - 09:35 AM

02/02/2020! Palindrome!!!!!!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Feb 20 - 09:32 AM

SRS, do you know that there's a WinCo in the DFW area?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Feb 20 - 08:33 AM

Yes, there are a couple in my post of February 1. Except for one noun.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Senoufou
Date: 02 Feb 20 - 03:48 AM

We live in a bungalow. (Everyone in UK calls our type of house by this Hindi/Urdu word, derived from 'bangla') Bungalows used to be regarded/disparaged as houses for the elderly, being on one floor only. But I've seen recently that young families prize them, having no stairs and quite large gardens. Ours has gone up considerably in value during the last ten years. (up by £50,000!!!)
There are dozens of words from the Raj days in our language. Gymkhana, juggernaut, chutney etc.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 02 Feb 20 - 12:14 AM

Yes, on December 31st, they'll coax 2020 way up high in some skyscraper overlooking Times Square. "Come one, 2020, you've gotta see this cool disco ball! And this is the best viewpoint in the world!"

And as soon as that glittery ball starts dropping, they'll push poor old 2020 out a window. And nobody will notice or care. They'll be so busy being all goo-goo over cute little 2021 that they won't even see 2020's poor carcass lying on the sidewalk smashed so flat it'll make a pancake look like a major mountain range.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Feb 20 - 10:23 PM

Defenestration? Are you in Prague by any chance?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 01 Feb 20 - 03:27 PM

Mom!

It's February First! Does that mean idiots will finally stop wishing me Happy New Year?

Has it ever occurred to you that years don't get to have birthdays? When they get to be a year old, POOF! They're gone!

Just when we've gotten* used to having a year around, someone kills it off and foists a new one on us.

Don't plan on making a cake that says, "Happy Birthday 2020!" You'd be wasting your time.

What if they did that with puppies? "Here's a cute little puppy, kid, but don't get too attached to it. A year from now, we're gonna kill it and give you a new one!"

I wonder if 2020 knows that it's doomed? Eleven months from now and it's gonna be defenestrated.


* Have you noticed that our British cousins have abandoned "gotten" as the past participle of "get" and use "got" for both past and past participle? Still sounds wrong to me.)


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 01 Feb 20 - 10:49 AM

Because of what I call Forest Gump like coincidence I have known Mob bosses all my life starting with the big boss meeting in my hometown of Appalacain NY , between Owego and Vestal. I have seen bosses get away with crimes via witness tampering or murder, but only at first. Eventually the boss gets caught red handed or eliminated.

As a therapist in pre Soprano times I had a Mob boss from Irondiquoit as a client during the A team B team wars in NY. He brought his body guard with him for his session. When my secretary came in the back door with McDonalds there was a dramatic moment.

I even heard the long drawn out roar of an explosion of the car that killed a different boss, I accidently learned that the police knew of the hit ahead of time. Later a nurse who treated the boss who was car bombed told me he was in one piece but died slowly of pressure induced massive capillary bleed.

A previous tenent left a list of victims that had already been eliminated and the list was found under the sink. Against all odds I even met Mr. Gambino and others via car dealership associations in Buffalo NY.

There were more shocking coincidences that I hesitate to mention that the police wanted me to cover up. It involved the mob stealing back evidence and heroin from a State Police station. I had the recording of the details off a special radio receiver that preceded microwave telephones. What seemed to stop these string of coincidences
was simply getting married and retiring from hypnosis.

Anyway Trump is a bit like a mob boss and I expect he will face a similar fate once loyalty becomes too costly.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Feb 20 - 09:44 AM

The lascar, a bunyip if ever I saw one, was the moofty. He was a peon, not a pundit, but he was also a guyenda. The dacoits poured ghee on him.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 31 Jan 20 - 10:46 PM

It sounds like one of those words that the colonial British picked up in India and then it travelled through the English-speaking world. Like pyjamas. Now pajamas.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 31 Jan 20 - 06:17 PM

My neighbor, Mr. Thomas Kolenos, is offended by that term and asks that you apologize.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 31 Jan 20 - 06:33 AM

In Africa it is called Babboon Butt. Severe cases require a colestomy


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 31 Jan 20 - 06:15 AM

Bungletoe and bunglesack have nothing on bungleoids which tend to tightly grow together with cartiledge as thick and dense as a Wombat's rear end. This is why bungloidosis is also called Wombatism.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 30 Jan 20 - 05:44 PM

Then there are "bungaloids", discussion of which may be an affront to Mom's delicate sensibilities.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Jan 20 - 04:06 PM

"Mr. Smith, the tests show that you have a scrotal bungalow and we need to do surgery as soon as possible."


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Jan 20 - 01:16 PM

"Bungalow" sounds like a disease of the foot: "Poor Harry! He's limping from his bungalow on his left foot."


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 30 Jan 20 - 12:54 PM

If I owned a dairy that made cottage cheese, I'd call it "bungalow cheese" instead. Cottages and bungalows are both small houses, but "bungalow" is more fun to say.

"Cottage" sounds like a noise a frog or insect would make. "Bungalow" sounds more like an incantation that would open a magic door or lure a genie from a bottle.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 30 Jan 20 - 09:08 AM

Mom!

When I buy cottage cheese, it comes in pint or quart containers. If it came in 55-gallon drums, would it still be cottage cheese? Or would it be over-sized McMansion with three-car garage and more rooms than you're ever going to use cheese?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 30 Jan 20 - 07:44 AM

I used to live downwind from Rocky Flats

I moved after the big fire


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 29 Jan 20 - 10:58 PM

You could head to Hanford Reach, that I see now is a National Monument that should be free to the downwinders born near the Hanford Plant (I, alas, am one).


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Jan 20 - 06:49 PM

Everyone likes camping, but good camping sites are hard to find. Crowds, vandalism, charges, and other problems sometimes make them all but impossible! But there ARE places around here -- little known to all but those who live here. Every summer (and even during the other seasons) you can usually find good camping sites here. So don't let the crowds at Yellowstone or Grand Tetons scare you off! Come camping!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 29 Jan 20 - 05:39 PM

Now, for the latest adventures of Florida Man!

Florida Man Hunting Iguanas With Pellet Guns Puts Two Schools on Lockdown

A man hunting iguanas with pellet guns led to two schools going into lockdown in Charlotte County on Tuesday afternoon, the Charlotte County Sheriff’s Office says.

According to the Charlotte County Sheriff’s Office, an armed man was seen near Vineland Elementary School, 467 Boundary Blvd., at about 3:30 p.m. The school and nearby L.A. Ainger Middle School were put on lockdown.

Within minutes a 35-year-old man was found and detained. The lockdowns were lifted.

The man told deputies he had been hired to remove invasive iguanas from the area and was carrying two pellet guns. Deputies told the man about the proper procedures to take before hunting and released him.


******************************************************************

Moral of the story? Don't be brandishin' yer Red Ryder near a schoolyard without permission.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Jan 20 - 04:51 PM

Impossible. If you are an outsider you are also and simultaneously an insider, as you are inside the outside, for just as the outside contains the inside, so the inside contains the outside (see the discussion here for more information).


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 29 Jan 20 - 09:13 AM

btw There is a current HBO series called 'the outsider' that deals with this phenomenon.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 29 Jan 20 - 08:32 AM

For starting this quandry of an enigma wrapped in the empitome of a mystery, BWL gets a Grabby award for the ultimaplicitudeness of Bull Shit. Rap gets runner up for a single quark and Donuel (as usual) gets a dishonorable unmentionable.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 29 Jan 20 - 07:16 AM

There's a seventh node, as in "I node she was up to no good!"


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 29 Jan 20 - 06:47 AM

being here and there at the same time is conjunctive to the quantum potential of non existence. In total - we are working with 6 modes of possible realities similar to the ancient's depiction of the 6 pointed star.
The hexagram is found in cosmologic descriptions in India China kabbalah and Gurdjieff;

here
there
here/there
there/here
existence
non existence


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 28 Jan 20 - 11:21 PM

I have received the following missive from Gluon:

QUARK!!!!

Translation: I once tried being neither here nor there, but wound up being here and there at the same time. Do not try this at home.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Jan 20 - 07:48 PM

If the saying refers to geographical referents the subject under discussion could be anywhere else in the plenum of referents. The locus might also be in a sheaf of referents conjunctive, congruent, or tangential to said plenum. The meaning of the phrase is dependent upon the definition of the locus within its plenum of fictons.

It's quite like trying to define a point with only two reference points for the definition. "X8 Y5" defines a point on a graph, but the third point is actually the matter of the graph itself, or to put it more succinctly, the medium provides a third point for the message*.

Two points alone would define a line.


*Marshall McCluhan, Understanding Media: the Extensions of Man, 1964.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 28 Jan 20 - 03:15 PM

making sense is a human bias.
The quantum does not make sense to us
WE are missing one small/huge piece
If we find it, it might make sense
and if it doesn't we're still
subject to its magic


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 28 Jan 20 - 02:34 PM

Its a Wonderful Life huh BWL.
The movie introduced western civilization to non existence, what a concept. Non existence is a state that is not life, not death but it is a state of pure potentiality without any vestige of reality. It is absurd it is serious it is everything and nothing. Non existence 'are' the children you did not have before you died. It does not think therefore it 'am'. It is the Holy Ghost.

Non existence is neither here nor there.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 28 Jan 20 - 12:31 PM

Mom!

You know what makes no sense? The saying "That's neither here nor there."

Look, if it's not here, it has to be there. "Here" means this place. "There" means some other place. If something is not in this place, then it must be in some other place. Otherwise, it doesn't exist at all. And if it doesn't exist, why are we wasting precious time and bandwidth talking about it?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 28 Jan 20 - 10:24 AM

Peach Lime Chocolate?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 28 Jan 20 - 09:44 AM

Mom asks if Rap could narrow that "Guess what?" thing down a little. Given the infinite nature of the universe, there could probably be at least, oh, a few dozen possible answers.

Let's start with straight up or on the rocks? That should trim it down a bit.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Jan 20 - 08:41 AM

MOM!

Guess what!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Jan 20 - 02:25 PM

Lime was given to British sailors with rum to prevent scurvy.

Hey! I'm working on a presentation on knowledge transfer/information diffusion. Maybe I should check the rates of scurvy prevention in the British Navy as a model of the speed of information diffusion and its results. (Yes, really. April 21.)


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 27 Jan 20 - 02:11 PM

Remember that in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, "Belgium" is the ultimate off-color word on all planets save one. Earth is the only planet where the inhabitants are so clueless as to have named a country after a word the rest of the galaxy finds horribly offensive.

And as far as the lime thing goes, I suspect some genius decided that since lime is good in guacamole, it must be good in anything Mexican. Beer, salsa, Frida Khalo's underwear....


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 27 Jan 20 - 12:33 PM

Chocolate originated in Mexico so you SHOULD be thinking about Mexico when you drink Mexican beer. Just sayin'.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Jan 20 - 12:04 PM

I've had chocolate-infused red wine -- it was pretty good.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 27 Jan 20 - 09:47 AM

I've seen small batch chocolate beer. Trouble is
like most animals taste like chicken, most beer tastes like beer.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 27 Jan 20 - 09:07 AM

Does the Belgian ownership of Budweiser mean that they'll eventually be trading in their Clydesdales for Belgian draft horses?


By the way, Tecate and Dos Equis are owned by Heineken, which is next door to Belgium in The Netherlands. Next time you drink a "Mexican" beer, try not to think of chocolate or tulips.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 27 Jan 20 - 08:12 AM

InBev?

And to think of all the schmucks who tried to corner the Silver market.
They should have tried to corner the beer market.

Belgium is not known for chocolate anymore. Now its International weapons sales and beer. What a mix


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Jan 20 - 07:57 AM

Anheuser-Busch InBev SA/NV, commonly known as AB InBev, is a Belgian-Brazilian multinational drink and brewing company based in Leuven, Belgium. AB InBev has a global functional management office in New York City, and regional headquarters in São Paulo, London, St. Louis, Mexico City, Bremen, Johannesburg and others. (Wikipedia)

Guess who owns/makes Corona AND Modelo beers! You get one guess.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 26 Jan 20 - 03:35 PM

Nonethless Corona cases are ending up in deportation camps.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Jan 20 - 01:26 PM

That event, I should mention, happened at the bar at the Legion Hovel.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Jan 20 - 09:17 AM

I'm aware of the lime slice. A beer was once served to me that way and the slice blocked getting the beer out. A guy next to me reached in to the get slice for his rum drink and got his fingers stuck in my beer bottle. Eventually an ambulance had to be called for him as others in the bar pitched in to help get his fingers out, but he did get the lime slice. Unfortunately, I never got to drink my beer and I never went back to that place. Citrus in beer! Humph!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 25 Jan 20 - 11:14 PM

I suppose this Corona virus will have a negative impact on sales of Corona beer. Normal people don't drink beer named after a plague.

Then again, normal people don't drink beer with a lime slice stuck down the bottle's neck either.


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