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MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]

Stilly River Sage 18 Jul 20 - 03:51 PM
Rapparee 18 Jul 20 - 09:12 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 17 Jul 20 - 11:32 PM
Rapparee 17 Jul 20 - 08:37 PM
Donuel 17 Jul 20 - 04:42 PM
Donuel 17 Jul 20 - 01:31 PM
Stilly River Sage 17 Jul 20 - 12:03 PM
Donuel 17 Jul 20 - 08:00 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 16 Jul 20 - 07:09 PM
Donuel 16 Jul 20 - 09:36 AM
Rapparee 16 Jul 20 - 09:27 AM
Stilly River Sage 15 Jul 20 - 09:34 PM
Donuel 15 Jul 20 - 09:09 PM
Rapparee 15 Jul 20 - 09:07 PM
Donuel 15 Jul 20 - 06:28 PM
Stilly River Sage 15 Jul 20 - 12:36 PM
Rapparee 15 Jul 20 - 08:24 AM
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Stilly River Sage 14 Jul 20 - 10:10 PM
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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 18 Jul 20 - 03:51 PM

Yes. They opened for the Puff Balls when they were on tour with the Chicken of the Woods.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Jul 20 - 09:12 AM

Weren't the Chantrelles one of the girl groups back in early 60s? Why are you calling them mushrooms?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 17 Jul 20 - 11:32 PM

"It's finally happened" seems to happen to me more frequently with each passing day.

And my theme song is "Bony Fingers" by Hoyt Axton, not something by some Russian guy whose name I can't spell.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Jul 20 - 08:37 PM

Well, it's finally happened.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 17 Jul 20 - 04:42 PM

SONGFACTS ®


Was the end of July so hot you could cry
A semi full of frozen human meat
Driver Pete didn't know his reefer's beat
Haulin bodies outta LA is why
Its 110 and we gotta long way to go
'Bout a mile outta Shaky Town
I says, "Pig Pen, this here's the Rubber Duck.
"And I'm about to getta ice cold drink."

'Cause we got a little ol' convoy
Rockin' through the night.
Yeah, we got a little ol' convoy,
Ain't she a beautiful sight?
Come on and join our convoy
Ain't nothin' gonna get in our way.
We gonna roll this truckin' convoy
'Cross the U-S-A.
Convoy!

By the time we got past Tulsa Town,
Pete's truck smelled worse than liberal hell.
we bypassed a roadblock that checked for masks
It had bears wall-to-wall .
Yeah, them smokies is thick as bugs on a bumper;
They even had a bear in the air!
I says, "Callin' all trucks, this here's the Duck.
"We about to go missin before we drop our load ."

'Cause we got a great big convoy
Rockin' through the night.
Yeah, we got a great big convoy,
Ain't she a beautiful sight?
Come on and join our convoy
Ain't nothin' gonna get in our way.
We gonna roll this truckin' convoy
'Cross the U-S-A.
Convoy!

Well, we rolled up Interstate 44
Like a rocket sled on rails.
We tore up all of our swindle sheets,
And left 'em settin' on the scales.
By the time we hit that Chi-town,
Them bears was a-gettin' smart:
They'd brought up some reinforcements
From the Illinois National Guard.
There's armored cars, and tanks, and jeeps,
And rigs of ev'ry size.
Yeah, them chicken coops was full'a bears
And choppers filled the skies.
Well, we shot the line and we went for broke
With a thousand screamin' trucks
An' eleven long-haired Friends a' Jesus
In a chartreuse micra-bus.

Well, we laid a strip for the Jersey shore
Prepared to cross the line
I could see the bridge was lined with bears
But I didn't have a dog-goned dime.
I says, "Pig Pen, this here's the Rubber Duck.
"We just ain't a-gonna pay no toll."
So we crashed the gate doing ninety-eight
I says "Let them truckers roll, 10-4."

'Cause we got a mighty convoy
Rockin' through the night.
Yeah, we got a mighty convoy,
Ain't she a beautiful sight?
we're gonna hide Trump's death toll
Ain't nothin' gonna get in our way.
We gonna roll this truckin' convoy
'Cross the U-S-A.
Convoy! Convoy! Convoy! Convoy!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 17 Jul 20 - 01:31 PM

The voice as in vocalise is what every enlightened cellist strives to produce in a lifetime. It almost happens once or twice but more often most produce a sound like a box of bees at a quarter the volume of a voice.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 17 Jul 20 - 12:03 PM

Nice one, Donuel. I've always like Rachmaninoff's Vocalise, but there seems to be a shortage of lyric sopranos when orchestras get ready to record it and they usually use cellos or other string instruments. Here's a woman singing. It's not like you need to learn the words, just the melody.

Re: mushrooms, I should clarify that there are lots of mushrooms and fungi down here, but none that I would consider eating. Unless they come from the grocery store.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 17 Jul 20 - 08:00 AM

BWL for some reason you remind me that we all should have our own theme songs. For that matter the Pandemic should have its own Theme Music


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 16 Jul 20 - 07:09 PM

I had a surprise crop of chanterelles pop up courtesy of a recent rainy spell. Made a nice soup and had enough for omelets the next couple of mornings.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 16 Jul 20 - 09:36 AM

Its too dry for any fruiting right now but August promises to be a gonzo season for shrooms and berries.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Jul 20 - 09:27 AM

Try looking amidst clumps of Mayapples (Podophyllum peltatum), also called American Mandrake.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 15 Jul 20 - 09:34 PM

I'm slowly putting in the last of my vegetable garden this summer, but nearly passed out from the heat after 45 minutes of work (after 6pm). No mushrooms down here, but the okra will be good when it gets going.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 15 Jul 20 - 09:09 PM

After forest fires you get plenty of them. We don't have any except in stores.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Jul 20 - 09:07 PM

Morels: magnificent morsels.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 15 Jul 20 - 06:28 PM

Or Oregon, home to the Armillaria solidipes.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 15 Jul 20 - 12:36 PM

Same with Washington (State).


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Jul 20 - 08:24 AM

Neither Michigan nor Minnesota are bad places this time of year. Except for the mosquitoes.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 15 Jul 20 - 06:40 AM

Sounds reasonable, as long as I don't get redirected to Hell


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 14 Jul 20 - 10:10 PM

At one time Babelfish was a robust translation feature that was purchased by the old Yahoo.com. It was killed off a long time ago and Max never got around to taking it out of the line or redirecting it to Google Translate. Yahoo has been purchased by Verizon.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Jul 20 - 08:57 PM

Got me. I didn't know it did that. Being fluent in English, Profane, Obscene, and Blasphemous I rarely need to translate anything.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: keberoxu
Date: 14 Jul 20 - 09:46 AM

. . . which reminds me:
what is the deal with the
"Translate" feature built into Mudcat posts,
which just takes you to
a page at Yahoo dot com and
a message that says
uh - oh, this doesn't work ...

the URL has babelfish in it ...


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Jul 20 - 09:01 AM

Obviously you need a Babelfish.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 14 Jul 20 - 05:13 AM

I don't know what a jellyfish giggle looks like but many of them produce colorful light shows in their bodies that could very well be communication. I have yet to find a Babbel course on how to speak jellyfish.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 13 Jul 20 - 09:19 PM

Jellyfish are immortal. When adult populations are under threat they revert to tiny juveniles and they regrow. Without dieing they grow young again and start anew. It is a strange immortality to be sure.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Jul 20 - 09:06 PM

I suspect that the GO is composed of several Overlord wannabees, much like a jellyfish is composed of multiple organisms. I wonder -- if you poke his/her/its fat little belly, would he/she/it giggle? My zoology courses didn't cover jellyfish giggles.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 13 Jul 20 - 06:36 PM

Below the line is chuggin along with 8 folks


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 13 Jul 20 - 09:37 AM

Galactic Overlord should be plural like Senators or Congressmen. But as a Congress it is singularly a disaster.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Jul 20 - 09:12 PM

I'll be going to the LILP (Legion Intergalactic Listening Post) this evening and should be able to browse the files then. Usually the LILP Runner (LILPR) brings everyone copies of all documents marked "Burn Before Reading" and "Really, Really Secret Stuff" by the GO's Security Orifice.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 12 Jul 20 - 10:19 AM

We haven't heard from the Galactic Overlord for a while. I wonder what he's up to (other than shorting gas company customers).


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Jul 20 - 10:01 PM

Not out here. Everybody already own guns. Some ammo is in short supply, but .50-100 is still plentiful, if you own an old buffalo gun.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 11 Jul 20 - 03:48 PM

Guns sales are higher now than in the Obama days. Our Sheriff is feeling like a spider on a Coleman stove. There is talk of the 'night of the coughing dead' this October in an effort to get rid of the infected.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Jul 20 - 12:42 PM

It only seems darker because the Galactic Overlord bought Galactic Gas and Electric a few light-years ago and has been dimming the lights ever since but still charging the same rates.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 11 Jul 20 - 10:58 AM

They say these are uncertain days. BullShit! I am certain these are days. They say these are challenging days. Aren't they all.
They say these are dark days. Well I concur, sort of. Especially at night when you look up at the heavens. Some of us know that the universe is getting dimmer. As the everlasting know it all, for the last 2 billion years the universe is dimmer because of expansion, less star formation and more black holes. Because of the Sun during the day you won't notice any dimming. But at night it is significanly darker than it used to be. In our neihborhood out here in the suburbs of the Milkey Way where there are not street lights on every corner, the darkness is even more obvious.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Jul 20 - 07:21 PM

We don't get them storms!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 10 Jul 20 - 12:15 PM

Bullshit and a mighty wind, they are part of the foundation of this and the original thread (that still won't open—I tried it again the other day.)


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 10 Jul 20 - 10:42 AM

hypothetical hurricane gonzalo


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 10 Jul 20 - 07:46 AM

Hurricane Gonzo set to music


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 10 Jul 20 - 07:22 AM

HURRICANE GONZO IS HERE.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Jul 20 - 09:57 PM

Our four neighbors have been gone nearly a week now. The toys lay in yard unused, waiting for the touch of slobbery mouth. It's so sad. However, the treats await.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 09 Jul 20 - 04:29 PM

The only one around here who isn't concerned by the fireworks is the Labrador retriever who is just about completely deaf. There was a string of m-80s that went off last night, but otherwise I think most of those jokers shot their firework wads on July 4, through the early hours of July 5.

I have concluded that the puppy gets into the most trouble during those times that the middle dog beats up on her the most. Dog correction can be brutal, but it does work. So I'll let Pepper handle the discipline for a while and see what happens. MOM says it's mostly just noise, though she has threatened them with the garden hose a couple of times.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 08 Jul 20 - 06:32 PM

The only laugh today came from a Freudean slip by Pense when he said
"Today's Covid 19 task force briefing is about opening our schools unsafely".


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Jul 20 - 05:34 PM

Every one of my canine friends is unhappy about fireworks. So am I, for that matter.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: keberoxu
Date: 07 Jul 20 - 04:07 PM

It's your middle dog Pepper who is unhappy, Stilly,
about the fireworks?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 07 Jul 20 - 01:21 AM

That works for me—"We are all Puerto Ricans now." Too bad that in the next month or two the world will commiserate and instead of Je suis Charlie Hebdo it will be Je suis Américain.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 06 Jul 20 - 09:01 PM

We are all Puerto Ricans now. We all saw Trump throw paper towels at Islanders devastated by a natural disaster. Now we have a viral disaster and are experiencing the results of the same cavalier leadership. Donald did not throw toilet paper at us but he has done worse, he made the pandemic the worst on Earth right here in the USA .
Lives will be lost, "get used to it", but statues must be saved.
We are one named hurricane away from seeing the Trump FEMA response.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 06 Jul 20 - 02:53 PM

"Look at the crowd at this Great Trump Rally despite the Kung Flu hoax.
*large cheer* There must be 10,000 in this tiny old theatre. The virus is 99% harmless so lets have applause for the 10 people who are going to die for this rally *feeble applause* and for all the old folks we can do without *applause from a couple dozen* and my daughter Ivanka for modeling her new line of bikinis * large cheer *". :^/

"The communists and fascists are attacking and disfiguring our great Confederate heros and generals. *sparse applause* , The blacks and brown people will to go to prison for murdering our confederate statues * large cheer *
And Lock Hilary up with Biden *THUNDEROUS CHEER*"


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 05 Jul 20 - 10:23 PM

So that's why there's a sign on the front door

No Lit Matches Allowed


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Jul 20 - 10:12 PM

The Legion Hovel IS an ammunition bunker. Just the alcohol there would make it such!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 05 Jul 20 - 11:28 AM

Eventually, but that time hasn't come yet. There seems to have been an unspoken consensus in the region that no fireworks laws would be enforced. Lucky we had a good rain a week or so ago, it helped with grass fires. From dusk until many hours later it sounded like a reenactment of a battle scene from the Civil War. Canons, pistols, and the occasional Gatling gun discharge of strings of firecrackers.

I fear they have simply stopped to sleep and eat, and will resume the assault at dusk today. MOM liked the sparklers at the house, but said the boys had better watch those explosives down by The Legion Hovel or the thing will go up like an exploded ammo bunker.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Jul 20 - 11:17 AM

Zoonoses.


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