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MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]

Rapparee 30 Jun 20 - 08:34 AM
Donuel 30 Jun 20 - 07:21 AM
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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Jun 20 - 08:34 AM

After today I am free of appointments until next Monday. It will be cool at the beach, surfing and hangin' with the chicks, listening to the Beach Boys, sippin' brewskis and talkin' boards and cars with the guys. Unfortunately, none of that stuff exists around here, although I can find lots of rock-climbing freaks and people who like to see how close they can get to bear and bison. I guess I'll actually go drink some coffee with the old farts at the Elks, go see the doctor, get the mail (if any), and pick up some stuff at the store. Then I'll bunker up again.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 30 Jun 20 - 07:21 AM

You can't legislate everything but umlauts should be chromatic by law.
? Besides they only modify another instrumnt

The one I have on a 1930 violin changes the sound from eeeeeeeeeeee
to 000000000000. Back then it was trade marked as the Resonator.

Breaking news from WPAT:
This Kent Brockman of WPAT with drier .. rather dire news about the pandemic. Experts say "What didya think was gonna happen !!??"


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Jun 20 - 09:53 PM

I think I shall take up a new musical instrument. A guy has offered to sell me an F# Umlaut, made by Con Instruments. It sounds like a great deal!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Jun 20 - 06:47 PM

Gee, I'm in jeans and a long-sleeved shirt. It's chilly outside, but tomorrow will be better and I believe EVERYTHING the National Whether Service says because it's part of our government and our government would NEVER EVER fib. Well, there was a teensy little fib made when I enlisted, and then there was the one about Watergate, but those are excusable. And maybe the ones about it never snowing here and everything being perfect in all ways. Here's what they said:

It's true! It's true! The Mayor has made it clear.
The climate must be perfect all the year.

A law was made a distant moon ago here:
July and August cannot be too hot.
And there's a legal limit to the snow here
In Pocatello.
The winter is forbidden till December
And exits March the second on the dot.
By order, summer lingers through September
In Pocatello.

Pocatello! Pocatello!
I know it sounds a bit bizarre,
But in Pocatello, Pocatello
That's how conditions are.
The rain may never fall till after sundown.
By eight, the morning fog must disappear.
In short, there's simply not
A more congenial spot
For happily-ever-aftering than here
In Pocatello.

Pocatello! Pocatello!
I know it gives a person pause,
But in Pocatello, Pocatello
Those are the legal laws.
The snow may never slush upon the hillside.
By nine p.m. the moonlight must appear.
In short, there's simply not
A more congenial spot
For happily-ever-aftering than here
In Pocatello.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 29 Jun 20 - 06:03 PM

"Only wimps go to the hospital
Brave and patriotic Americans don't wear masks and shun those democrat hospitals. We won't play into the hands of the China virus. Our idea of social distancing is an AR 15. Brave Americans say they would rather die than submit to the hoax against the right by the looney left." Realmen#Kungflu

Is it wrong to waste my breath on them if it takes my breath away?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 29 Jun 20 - 05:34 PM

That said, it's difficult to make up BS more bizarre than what is appearing nightly on the news.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 29 Jun 20 - 05:31 PM

Well, not reality - MOM wouldn't really throw bags of dog poop.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 29 Jun 20 - 02:55 PM

What am I wearing?
A faux satin no wrinkle long sleeve grey shirt, grey underwear no undershirt, light cream Dockers, black socks and slip on shoes. The belt is black and has a rachet mechanism and not an old fashioned tongue in hole type.
To go directly from these work clothes to being dressed up I put on a solid colorful sport jacket; yellow, rose or actual faux deerskin shirt at night. If its too hot, I stay at home in my boxer briefs and T shirt. :^/

The theme is to limit exposure to the Earth's damaging yellow star.
It only takes a week of sunshine to bleach my hair from strawberry to light blonde.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 29 Jun 20 - 11:41 AM

MOAB has taken a turn from from a tradition of colorful fiction to realism. so Today I cut back the jungle from encroaching into the swimming hole. Tommorrow I'll take the cover off and start the filter.
By July 4th we can take the plunge.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 29 Jun 20 - 11:11 AM

It's dusty and windy and humid - a really odd combination. It's a stirred up atmosphere that seems to suit the mood lately. I have never been one to lounge in my pajamas all day, like so many who seem to have adopted that routine while they've been working from home. Perhaps as a retiree I established a daily routine that involved getting completely dressed, and choosing my shoes based upon the day's activity (Garden work? Socks and tie-on sneakers or boots. Walking around the house? Loafers or sandals will do.) But I stayed home and preserved my health and that of my neighbors all spring, and now a few fools have decided science and prudent COVID-19-prevention practices aren't for them, so we basically have to start all over again. They've squandered the work we all did this spring. And we know why. There's no fixing stupid, but MOM says it's a good thing none of those fools from Washington, D.C. are coming to town this summer. Something about throwing bags of dog poop. . .


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Jun 20 - 09:29 AM

Now it's 46F and rain is starting in 20 minutes.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 29 Jun 20 - 06:43 AM

Re: Moderation change
No one is to say Jehovah, ow who threw that?... or attack others including themselves, politicians or Jehova - WUMP

No discussion, it's a warning without an argument, because given the opportunity, the parties most likely to be kicked out are the ones who want to argue about it.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Jun 20 - 06:25 PM

It is raining and 50F. And it's coming after yooooouuuuu!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 28 Jun 20 - 01:04 PM

Almost every cartoon with one click
https://www.cartooncollections.com/collections


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 28 Jun 20 - 07:25 AM

I went with all Lennox heat and air for 6K including discount, duct clean and UV sterilizer installed om Thur.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 27 Jun 20 - 07:46 AM

By doing nothing, more people will get sick and die yet this is becoming the official policy in the US which is now passing its earlier all time high infection rate. This is because of the judgment that " we must not make the cure worse than the disease". So we open too early, force certain workers into infection chambers at work, roll back testing and contact tracing, have unmasked political gatherings inside and not supporting people who are unemployed. Go to crowded events and party. People are saying that those who die are already old or black... wink wink nudge nudge know what I mean?

We must even decide if we should try to save those who succumb to the virus at all if there are not enough beds, PPE or medical treatments.
We must not make treatment worse than the effect on the economy!
So go ahead and take no personal responsibility. DO NOT WEAR A MASK.
Be a fancy free Steve. You don't have to chant 'Lets do nothing' but just be sure to take no social respondsibility.
Not caring for the sick and dieing is easier than it sounds. It is the last viral intrusion on our lives. All that wasted money is saved. WE DON'T NEED TO BURY THE DEAD. Body removal has been shown to work best with ovens. Gas is cheap now, so take a flight and smirk. That reciculated air in a hypo baric pressure tube is less dangerous than an infected TSA agent. You can even take a cruise at half price.
Make life cheap again! {^/

HIEL TRUMP 2020


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 26 Jun 20 - 08:45 AM

I trained an old rose vine to climb a devil's walking stick tree so the tree blooms roses in June 30 feet high. Hybrids will bloom all summer though.

The Devil tree makes interesting canes.
I'm looking for a cork tree. They grow 'impossible' branches.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Jun 20 - 08:20 AM

We were complimented last night on our roses. They are many and the bushes are of different hues.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 25 Jun 20 - 07:50 PM

one bidder wanted 18K or 7K for air conditioner alone
Tommorrow I should get some reasonable estimates

My b in law died a couple hours ago from a heart attack in his sleep.
He was a Marine and in his eyes I was the enemy hippie for life.
My wife should understand funerals in a time of pandemic are lonely affairs.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Jun 20 - 09:20 AM

Lennox.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 24 Jun 20 - 09:37 PM

Anyone have suggestions for a new HVAC system?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 24 Jun 20 - 09:35 PM

There's a thread on the board about pet peeves. I have never had a pet peeve. All the peeves I encounter are quite feral. I wouldn't want to try to make a pet of a feral peeve. They bite and are difficult to house train.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Jun 20 - 09:26 PM

Anyone have a suggestion for a garage door manufacturer


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 23 Jun 20 - 10:00 PM

Our central air blower decided it was done after 60 years.
They don't make bearings like that anymore.

due to a glitch I 'pulled a keb' and brought an old thread back.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 23 Jun 20 - 09:47 PM

And Bat Goddess had to put down her orange cat. Liver disease. Like MOM said, today is a gonner.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 23 Jun 20 - 03:31 PM

MOM says today is a gonner and we might as well all pull the covers over our heads and read in bed all day. Try again tomorrow.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 23 Jun 20 - 06:23 AM

I know full well. The Revolution is here. And that makes it very different. Perhaps you are right and the folksong and singer has no place in this unique time and place on a personal level.
How does Mudcat reflect these times? It is worth more thought.
Besides I am talking on a temporary basis.
At worst the contrast between the 'sick' and the healthy will be self evident. The choice is betwenn SUNLIGHT and lock and key.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Jun 20 - 09:45 PM

It's been done. Long ago this part was as open as the posts above the salt. You can revisit it and see what happened and why only members are allowed to visit below the salt.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 22 Jun 20 - 01:25 PM

What if the below the line BS section had a month long OPEN HOUSE allowing all to post as themselves or guests???

Its just a month. Before people started eating each other's young the experiment would be over. As a curious gus I am betting that the feared anathma of an released Krakan would not occur. In fact I predict no change.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 22 Jun 20 - 12:41 PM

LOL Star cartoons are rare these days.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 22 Jun 20 - 12:13 PM

I'm trying to think of other situations in which looking through a cloud of interstellar dust might prove to be a useful explanation.

"Is my butt fat?"

"I can't really tell. I'm looking at it through a cloud of interstellar dust."


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 22 Jun 20 - 07:53 AM

I heard the rumor that the only classified material in the Bolton book that was redacted was that Melania has been putting an Oxy opiate in Donald Trump's diet Coke, which is only another cover story if his addiction is discovered. His other cover story is that he only took Oxy chloroquin. In my book 'The Art of the Lie' Eucadin (OXY in 1945) played a powerful role in WWII.


Thats a better Betelgeuse link. Mine only mentioned lots of dust in the way. Your link seems to explain why. The only fireworks we will see this summer will be the 4th of July and not a supernova.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 21 Jun 20 - 10:01 PM

I cleaned the carpet in the front room - half of it so far, anyway. I'll let it dry completely then move some of the furniture onto that area and wash the rest. In there, the dogs seem to have run around with dirt (yes, clods of dirt they eat on the carpet) and sticks (from the yard) they chew up into tiny pieces. Toys in their mouths would be preferable.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Jun 20 - 09:05 PM

We could all try running around with toys in our mouths.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 21 Jun 20 - 11:35 AM

I guess it depends on where in the world you are, Rap. If you're in the UK you're late to rise.

The world seems particularly churlish for this year's greeting card holiday for fathers. Everyone would do well to give it a pass, step back, and try not to have a stroke.

Here it's raining again. I was going to walk the dogs, but then the weather interrupted, so we played fetch in the back yard for a few minutes instead. It's amazing how little dogs care about politics and can bring their humans back to a rational point of view simply by running around with toys in their mouths.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Jun 20 - 10:08 AM

See how early I'm up, Mom?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 20 Jun 20 - 05:57 PM

Betelgeuse is just losing weight


That link doesn't work. Will this do? Betelgeuse: A Spinning, Dimming Red Giant That Swallowed Its Sister


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 20 Jun 20 - 05:46 PM

I hope they come up with stem cell cartiledge replacement someday.
It sounds like a longer process however.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Jun 20 - 05:35 PM

A lack of cartilage required an arthedesis.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 20 Jun 20 - 12:52 PM

Rap you never mentioned if your thumb was a contracture or break or joint problem...
Meanwhile fun can be had in the body shop.

Its probably my POV but Stilly is on track to be one of the all time great mods.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 20 Jun 20 - 11:42 AM

Today begins with MOM pouring bleach and water into the ceramic cups to clean out the tea stains. It's that kind of frumpy morning, I guess. Waiting for Oklahoma to spontaneously combust and the COVID-19 shrapnel from the explosion to hit the surrounding states. We've had thunderstorms in the region, last night was noisy and wet. Maybe a few of them will be washed away in flash floods (unless they heed the signs that say "turn around don't drown.") The storm before the storm.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Jun 20 - 08:47 PM

And so ends a week with medical appointments every damned day.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 19 Jun 20 - 06:58 PM

Nina is my favorite Supreme Court mistress. As aristocrats go she is one of the good guys. I never grow tired of the stories about her father's cello. She really was on Morning Joe today. You are right , it is best to have the RUSSIANS resurrect Cokie Roberts in their misguided attempt to save Donald Trump in their faulty time machine..


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 19 Jun 20 - 12:27 PM

You might be thinking of Cokie Roberts.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 19 Jun 20 - 12:26 PM

Thankfully Nina is alive and well and regularly reporting. As BS goes, that was Not Funny. :-/


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 19 Jun 20 - 09:40 AM

Do not turn the rhyme factor up to 100 on your autotext creator or this can happen:

Gigantic geriatric aromatic autocratic Nazis
Hate democratic diplomatic hispanics and Faucis.
Hatreds aren't few like blacks Jews and flus
But include the huge human race


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 19 Jun 20 - 07:46 AM

Seeing all the anomallys and paradox play out as Russian time interference rages out of control, makes life interesting if not mystifying. This morning Nina Totenberg, who died 8 months ago, appeared live on 'Morning Joe' and discussed the DACA decision.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Jun 20 - 10:27 PM

There is no such thing as light or photons. See Elekgtroteknisk Tidsskrift (Electrotechnical Journal), Norway, Vol. 83, No. 3, 5.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 18 Jun 20 - 10:20 PM

I'm well entertained with the Russian screw up sub plot of everytime Putin tried to avoid a tremendous Trump flub by sending him into altered time, including Donald admiting to colluding with the Russians, a quantum effect of leaving a bit of presidential neurons neither here nor there results in Trump becoming progressively more stupid as evidenced by his tweets and behavior.
'it happens every election' is a working title.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 18 Jun 20 - 04:38 PM

As spy novels go, the fact that Russia is known for its monumental fuck ups, the plot goes far beyond Russian highjinks and plunges headlong into irreparable time disasters.

Perhaps most people don't know of at least 6 cities/regions that have disappeared or are uninhabitable inside Russia. This alone would make the novel worthwhile.


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