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MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]

Bee-dubya-ell 15 Jan 20 - 06:53 AM
Rapparee 14 Jan 20 - 09:37 PM
Donuel 14 Jan 20 - 08:39 AM
Donuel 14 Jan 20 - 06:25 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 13 Jan 20 - 11:10 PM
Rapparee 13 Jan 20 - 08:46 PM
Donuel 13 Jan 20 - 07:44 PM
Rapparee 13 Jan 20 - 06:35 PM
Donuel 13 Jan 20 - 04:27 PM
Stilly River Sage 13 Jan 20 - 02:02 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 12 Jan 20 - 06:49 PM
Rapparee 12 Jan 20 - 05:54 PM
Donuel 12 Jan 20 - 11:49 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 12 Jan 20 - 11:23 AM
Stilly River Sage 12 Jan 20 - 10:45 AM
Rapparee 11 Jan 20 - 10:22 PM
Donuel 11 Jan 20 - 10:34 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 11 Jan 20 - 10:18 AM
Donuel 11 Jan 20 - 09:16 AM
Rapparee 11 Jan 20 - 07:57 AM
Rapparee 10 Jan 20 - 11:14 PM
Donuel 10 Jan 20 - 05:22 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 10 Jan 20 - 09:23 AM
Donuel 10 Jan 20 - 06:15 AM
Rapparee 09 Jan 20 - 11:24 PM
Donuel 09 Jan 20 - 09:14 PM
Stilly River Sage 09 Jan 20 - 08:49 PM
Donuel 09 Jan 20 - 05:40 PM
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Donuel 08 Jan 20 - 08:39 PM
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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 15 Jan 20 - 06:53 AM

It certainly looks like Gluon is feeling better! He/she must have successfully removed the Galactic Overlord's boot from his/her cloaca.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Jan 20 - 09:37 PM

Gluon's still hanging around, humping various things.


QUARK!QUARK!!
QUARK!!



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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 14 Jan 20 - 08:39 AM

New era quotes:

MEDIOCRATISTS UNITE you have nothing to lose but your brains!

Damn the Pompeo full greed ahead

I don't regret I have but one dime to give for my country


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 14 Jan 20 - 06:25 AM

After sniffing the tire, I suspect diabetes.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 13 Jan 20 - 11:10 PM

Oh no, Mom! Gluon appears to be ill! According to the theory of quantum chromodynamics, he/she should always QUARK in vibrant living colors (Gluon seems to like red and green). If she/he is QUARKing in black and white there's something wrong!

I suspect it may have something to do with the kick in the rear he/she received after relieving herself/himself on the front wheel of the Galactic Overlord's Harley Davidson.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Jan 20 - 08:46 PM

QUARK!



QUARK!



Gluon! Dammit, stop humping my leg! Git down! Down!!!



QUARK!



Yes, I'm glad to see you too! Put that down!!! Don't eat that!!



QUARK!



STILLY!!! SOMEBODY!!!! Come git this duckdog!!!!



QUARK!



QUARK!




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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 13 Jan 20 - 07:44 PM

For bushmeat the password is sausage


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Jan 20 - 06:35 PM

There's a little shop in South Kinshasa that makes the best chimp-brain stuffed donuts! I understand that they take WWW orders and will ship, if you can find the URL. (It's said to be run by a Nigerian prince!)


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 13 Jan 20 - 04:27 PM

After all this talk of chimp brains and donuts I'm getting hungry.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 13 Jan 20 - 02:02 AM

Kolaches (a Czech pastry popular in Central Texas) have a similar dough to the doughnuts made down here - this may be more than just a coincidence.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 12 Jan 20 - 06:49 PM

Idaho should be famous for glazed donuts. After all, REAL glazed donuts are made with potato flour, not wheat flour.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Jan 20 - 05:54 PM

One shop here claims to use the original Spudnut recipe. I don't know if they do or not, but they make really good doughnuts.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 12 Jan 20 - 11:49 AM

Hermaphrodite Doe nuts are an entirely different matter.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 12 Jan 20 - 11:23 AM

Cake "donuts" aren't donuts at all. They're members of the cake family who bear a superficial resemblance to a donut, just as bagels are members of the bread family who also bear a superficial resemblance to a donut. Scientists call it convergent evolution.

Properly made glazed donuts are a species, genus, and family all unto themselves.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 12 Jan 20 - 10:45 AM

Donuts were the discussion last week when my son was visiting from Seattle. It seems the donuts available up there are more like cake donuts, and he doesn't like Krispy Kreme; the ones he prefers are found all over this region, a light yeast donut that is mostly air but without the enhanced sugar formula of the KK variety. I see an investment opportunity in Seattle - donuts for relocated Texans.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Jan 20 - 10:22 PM

We are fortunate to have two or three outstanding doughnut shops (those are higher-class than donut shops), but nobody makes Parker House rolls.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 11 Jan 20 - 10:34 AM

With all due respect to Homer there are some angelic healthy donuts as bwl says.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 11 Jan 20 - 10:18 AM

Krispy Kreme donuts are mediocrity personified. They aren't exactly horrible, but the donuts offered by almost any neighborhood bakery put them to shame.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 11 Jan 20 - 09:16 AM

Of course. But at Walmart they only sell discounted 2 week old KKdonuts where the crisp coating has liquified.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Jan 20 - 07:57 AM

Krispy Kreme doughnuts are available fresh at the nearby Maverick gas station and convenience store.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Jan 20 - 11:14 PM

Things in Idaho ARE black and white. (Moscow is the home of the University of Idaho.)


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 10 Jan 20 - 05:22 PM

Idaho has: superior voting rights
but not an ERA ratification.
No bushmeat but screwy property taxes.
It has a Walmart but no fresh
crispy creme donuts
Black and white is seperate as in
black ice and white snow
When snow covers the ice, there are
awkward white rappers.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 10 Jan 20 - 09:23 AM

Because of the link between bush meat and Ebola, I always buy my chimpanzee meat from Walmart, where it's guaranteed to have been produced in inhumane factory farms, but under Ebola-free conditions.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 10 Jan 20 - 06:15 AM

bush meat poses an ebola threat in our biggest cities but Idaho is bushmeat free.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Jan 20 - 11:24 PM

Chimps are eaten. It's called "bush meat" and it is found (usually) in small African villages. You can find more on the WWW, if you want to.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 09 Jan 20 - 09:14 PM

Thanks SRS Iffin ah dunt nowed buter they seem dyslexic or rural


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 09 Jan 20 - 08:49 PM

You can read the content of MOAB posts even if you can't open the thread. This, for example (from Khandu).

And this from Tweed.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 09 Jan 20 - 05:40 PM

Great minds think alike. Everything old is new again.

We share only 99% of ET DNA.
Does that mean Chimps
are on the menu for us?

Hey Little Hawk...


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 09 Jan 20 - 05:17 PM

ETs eating Alaskan homesteaders is not cannibalism.

We resolved that issue way back in the early days of the MOAB when freds (an ET species) attempted to eat khandu. Freds eating humans (and khandu is purported to be human) is not cannibalism. Freds eating freds is cannibalism. Humans eating freds is not cannibalism, though why anyone would want to eat freds, who reportedly taste like aluminum foil, is a mystery.

But I suppose anything is edible with enough Tapatio sauce on it.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 09 Jan 20 - 03:24 PM

And the grand prize winner of the 6 ft. ham submarine sandwich is bwl.
don't hog it all.

No one took a stab at the veiled cannabalism posts!?!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 09 Jan 20 - 02:58 PM

What do you call a feral pig with three eyes?




A feral piiig, of course!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 09 Jan 20 - 01:15 PM

ET's also believe food should be interesting but not toxic.
Thats why they prefer a protien rich Alaskan homesteader who ate lots of moose liver.
They do take people in National Parks but tourists do not taste as good due to the junk food heavy diet of vacationers


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 09 Jan 20 - 08:38 AM

Since we are organically similar:
Does anyone know if we taste like the other white meat?
What about bacon?

I bet ET's know.

signed, Steve Miller - "put the lotion in the basket".
and don't forget the Tapatio


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Jan 20 - 08:20 AM

We use TryMe's Tiger Sauce. Adds flavor in moderate amounts and heat in larger amounts. I've thought for many years that food should be interesting but not toxic.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 09 Jan 20 - 02:21 AM

I love Tapatio sauce - it's great on all sorts of things. (Ta-pa-tio, emphasis on "tio," not Ta-Patio, for anyone wondering.)


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 08 Jan 20 - 08:39 PM

I use Tapatio salsa picante hot sauce. I put that shit on everything except dessert and beverages.

Pigs are biologically similar to humans and are frequently used for human medical research and transplants.
Be kind to the 'fair ol' pig


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Jan 20 - 08:24 PM

I'll just trotter on out, and if it's a pun sow be it. If it makes someone bristle, well, that's better than being boaring.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 08 Jan 20 - 06:09 PM

Hogging all of the pig puns, Rap?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Jan 20 - 05:06 PM

Stilly River sage seasons feral porkers.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 08 Jan 20 - 03:22 PM

Yes, there are feral hogs in the Fort Worth area, but only in some neighborhoods. Like Arcadia Pork Estates, Pork Glen, Pork Palisades, and The Porks of Deer Creek.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: keberoxu
Date: 08 Jan 20 - 12:41 PM

do you get feral pigs 'way up in North Texas?
There was news broadcast footage of
a parking garage in
Austin, for heaven's sake,
of a feral hog pursued by
a deputy with a LASSO.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 08 Jan 20 - 12:30 PM

I can prove the planet is warming; I have to mow my lawn today. It's January in Texas and only in the last couple of years have I had to mow the lawn during the winter months. Gluon and her duck-dog friends haven't been by for a while or they could have grazed it down. At the same time they need to eat the large snails and slugs that are appearing out there. I haven't seen this size in all of the years I've lived here (38 of them so far - OMG who knew I'd ever move to Texas, let alone live here for such a long time).


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 07 Jan 20 - 07:34 AM

ISTIPORTOHEL
There are fears that SMERSH will try to infiltrate.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Jan 20 - 07:48 AM

Yes, that's the first meeting of the US Space Force's Special Secret Space Section (USSFSSSS). They're meeting under the cover of a scientific group to research surfing on non-water oceans. Their shoulder patch reads "USSFSSSS-SSS" (the part after the "-" is for "Secret Surfing Studies." I'm certain that the Galactic Overlord has his (her?) agents there.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 05 Jan 20 - 07:54 PM

Big meeting in HI for astronomers. Nice schmear for space crashers.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 05 Jan 20 - 05:20 PM

I'm home too, Mom, but I haven't really been away, so don't act surprised.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Jan 20 - 05:00 PM

Okay, Mom. I’m home now.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Jan 20 - 10:30 PM

In our house is a quilt from 1780 or so. The blue in the center panel is finely powdered lapis lazuli.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 04 Jan 20 - 04:20 PM

Century old quilts by Susan McCord before their time


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Jan 20 - 09:41 PM

My wife replies: Look here and learn.

Donuel: She refers you here (scroll down), 6,200 year old use of indigo plant dye here, and
pharaonic Egypt here. She states that while the colors may fade over time, so will everyone.


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