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MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]

Donuel 02 Jun 20 - 03:59 AM
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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 02 Jun 20 - 03:59 AM

You CAD


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 02 Jun 20 - 05:28 AM

For more bang for the buck I have submitted to DARPA my prototype of semi lethal "super ball rubber bullets". Once fired they don't stop bouncing around for 30 seconds. They can go around corners and injure multiple targets in one shot. I got an endorsement from Steven Miller who said I am in the spirit of the Trump Presidency.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Jun 20 - 06:13 PM

Load little ones in a 12 gauge shell and bounce all over the place forever.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 02 Jun 20 - 09:57 PM

I'm told the Pentagon is going another direction as in the 82nd Airborn with fixed bayonettes to quell demonstrations of democracy.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Jun 20 - 09:53 PM

Bayonets are tools that can split a large crowd into smaller crowds if used correctly. Unfortunately, the US Army no longer teaches the use of the bayonet.

I have today ended three straight days of hand therapy (an hour or so each day, not all at once). Monday is my last day, sayeth the hand therapy place. I am told that they have done all they can for me, and now it's up to me to exercise my left thumb and hand. Wednesday next the surgeon (who retires at the end of the month) will "graduate" me. Now I gotta do all the work. Phooey!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 04 Jun 20 - 06:32 AM

May you stick out like a healed thumb.
Like your lips, the discomfort you feel is disproportionate to the area needing healing and stretching.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 04 Jun 20 - 11:34 AM

I clearly see a battlespace that has to be dominated. Brutal force will be required after all this pandemic stress. Perhaps killing millions of
germs will be the key but I gotta clean the downstairs bathroom at long last.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 04 Jun 20 - 04:07 PM

I think if I round up the copious amount of dog hair around here I'll evict germs at the same time.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 04 Jun 20 - 06:05 PM

dog hair helps coalese meteor dust that collects under the bed.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: keberoxu
Date: 04 Jun 20 - 07:36 PM

... mind you get the dog hair under the refrigerator ...


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 04 Jun 20 - 09:13 PM

Be warned keb, MOAB isn't all moms love, there are fist fights and rough trade in here that could hurt delicate little feelings like yours. Few have the real MOAB password to enter the dark MOAB where folks like you are merely a snack before the great ones become a million different things with a mere incantation and transmogrification. For example 5 years before the election Rap began ressurecting pure evil in the one we know as the Emporer until the decayed flesh of he who is named turnip became President of the USA 5 years later. Who do you think deliberatly made all the evil in the mud hatch out to become Covid 19? If you think you can handle the power of the dark side think again.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 04 Jun 20 - 09:22 PM

What would Spaw do?
FUCK YOU


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Jun 20 - 09:27 PM

Certainly, Donuel, you cannot. That is why the Idaho Legion has sent a special detachment to guard you and your house. You may see them now and then, hovering around you as they lavish protection all over you. Here's a picture of Fat Frank on his last duty assignment -- if you see him, tell him I said hello.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 05 Jun 20 - 12:00 AM

Our Legion of foreign wars bartender is named Frankie


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: keberoxu
Date: 05 Jun 20 - 03:05 PM

hmmm, the dark MOAB on the dark web?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 05 Jun 20 - 04:42 PM

Yes but inside a black hole.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Jun 20 - 09:44 PM

To the rescue comes

QUARK!QUARK!!
QUARK!!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 06 Jun 20 - 12:42 AM

The rank and file inside the CDC,FBI,State,CIA and Pentagon would welcome the help of 'quarks' but what have they done for for those loyal to the Constitution lately. Alex Jones types are strangling the engine of society of oxygen. Its choking and were running out of time.
Stupidity and fantasy is clogging the air filters.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 06 Jun 20 - 08:14 AM

BWL you could get a couple feet of surge and rainfall till Tue
Comon back good buddy, over...


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [anusx]
From: Donuel
Date: 06 Jun 20 - 09:32 AM

For years I have repurposed an old church message sign and put it on the corner. It is held up by a real estate post and cross beam.

The first theme was about the diversity of tree leaves in a humorous vein. Now I am making a Star War Themed "Return of the DIVERSE"
This way I avoid any trump image and words like hate or hope.
BLM does appear on the uniforms of the characters.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 06 Jun 20 - 02:31 PM

Don, I'm too far inland for storm surge to be a problem. Weather Underground is only predicting about four inches of rain over the next few days where I live (but they've been wrong before). The first real band of storms should be here in about three hours. We'll see how much it dumps and extrapolate from there. At least wind shouldn't be an issue. Top winds are only 50 MPH and they'll be over 100 miles away.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 06 Jun 20 - 03:10 PM

whew, It's a large world afterall.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 06 Jun 20 - 03:28 PM

I pay a couple of bucks a year to get Wunderground on my phone without ads. Entirely worth it.

There's just the one right now, no daisy chain of storms across the Atlantic. One wonders if the slowdown in human activity will result in a calmer hurricane year.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 06 Jun 20 - 06:12 PM

Do you see the giant cyclone off Terra del Feugo?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Jun 20 - 09:47 PM

We just had about an inch of rain in a couple of hours. Winds too, of course. For this area that's a monsoon. Sn*w is predicated for Monday, tomorrow is thunderstorms and a high of about 50. Oddly, there were few golfers late this afternoon.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 07 Jun 20 - 11:36 AM

Nice weather we're having

Yes

Shall we silence black journalists

By all means

Shall we say it is for bias

Just do it by any means neccessary

Your turn to tee off.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Jun 20 - 08:11 PM

Well, we're recovering from a hangover of sorts. Yesterday we got the decision from the State Board of Tax Appeals on the 40% assessment increase we were awarded last year. The BTA agreed with us and accepted the figure we proposed. In the process they ripped the Assessor a brand new orifice as they did, we have since found out, in several other decisions. AAAAND this year's assessment is 55% over last year's uncorrected assessment! We're hitting the ol' Appeal Trail agin!

But in the meantime, raise a glass or three!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 07 Jun 20 - 08:39 PM

Doesn't any of that freeze when you turn 65?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 08 Jun 20 - 09:00 AM

Did Stilly just win your appeal?

Hurricane Gonzalo does not yet exist even as butterfly flutter.
But with a name like GONZO it sounds like a force to be reckoned with.
People couldn't take Katrina seriously but GONZO-holy shit


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 08 Jun 20 - 09:50 AM

Pseudomartyrs reproduce slumberous superpolymers umbragedociously but plumbiferous suboperculums perjuriously injure the subopular subemployed biopolymers bumptiously in hyperbolic lumberyards. But never the preambulatory currycombed. Dogberryismal doubleplays molybdenous murals with mouldywarps murderously perturbed by polymeridesmerised pyromerides subdermally. Unemployed imperious protestors impetuously disgraced bodysurfers just as Dumbledor's euphorbious and pendulously ponderously heavy testicles are purportedly subproblems. Surprised swordplayers undersupply murmurously musclebound ectomorphs.


translation: Posers superglue 2 by 4's to...


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 08 Jun 20 - 11:44 AM

I successfully found (after searching the garage several times) and installed a loosely-woven nylon/polyester outdoor tarp (Harbor Freight) on the patio cover so the sun won't beat on the back door so brutally. And with that success, I feel like I must go outside and move some more things around. There is a rain barrel that is full but hasn't been used in ages (it needs a mosquito dunk again) and a bit of the garden that must be dug up or tilled. I could stay put for a while and this urge would pass, but I think I'll act on it today. MOM's just hanging out on the glider on the front porch, waving at cars that pass by.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 08 Jun 20 - 03:31 PM

Jire in the wabe.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Jun 20 - 09:44 PM

I went to the hand therapist, probably for the last time in this go-round. Wednesday I see the hand surgeon and he will probably tell me, "Get out and don't come back before I retire at the end of June!"

Tomorrow the massage therapist has another crack at my thumb and its scars...after coffee at the Elks Lodge with all of the Old Farts.

No, I did nothing outside. A high of 49F and a low tonight of 39F. There was sn*w, but not here. Only a cold rain and some thunderstorms.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 08 Jun 20 - 10:26 PM

I hope you can do octaves on the piano or still play the glass harp


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Jun 20 - 08:34 PM

This morning I went to cardiac rehab at the hospital. NO PARKING anywhere except outside the Emergency Room and I can't, in good conscience, part there unless I need to use it. So I didn't get to cardiac rehab.

Why all the parking slots filled? Because the hospital was ribbon-cutting a new link in the "greenway" walking trail around the city. I couldn't go to exercise because of a link for exercise!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 10 Jun 20 - 11:15 AM

Irony comes in all shapes and sizes, doesn't it?

I had to cut PT short by several weeks because of the rise of COVID-19, so am hoping scar tissue doesn't become a problem to have to treat later. PT keeps in from forming.

I've fiddled with the computer this week in an attempt to set up a way to capture a film being played on my computer. Darned thing won't let me make a full length mp4 for playing on other devices, it's double layer so it stops encoding about 2/3 of the way through, and you know how it is, once you can't do something you waste time and money trying to prove you can do it. I spent $19 updating the media player in my computer and downloaded a new capture program, when it turns out I could have bought the darned film for $9 on Amazon and they've digitized it.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Jun 20 - 09:08 PM

I was today thrown out of hand therapy and the surgeon's office. He probably will never see me again (he's retiring the end of the month). On my "get outa here sheet" he wrote "healed." I wasn't heeled as I see no point to packing heat, but if he said I was I guess I am. Part of the way home I got a call from the hand therapy people that they were cancelling the rest of my appointments. I don't know what I did to offend them.

Oh well.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 10 Jun 20 - 09:48 PM

If the doc pads his win loss column he might get a bonus or avoid fines and penalties. Insurance data shows old docs often go past thier prime, besides ya gotta master the parking before you can get a good surgical outcome buddy. Here, the Parking for town sized mega complexs of medical offices, is owned and perniciously abused by the Mafia.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Jun 20 - 11:02 PM

Here the hospital owns all that parking. Of course, you often can't find even an inconvenient place.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Jun 20 - 05:53 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7n_RTXJ_LNs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCMCcY710oE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnqC6T4evU4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PU6GAMbqRBE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIU7FsY6Nkc


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 13 Jun 20 - 04:24 AM

Thats fun


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Jun 20 - 10:07 PM

Three groups of targets this morning, varying ranges, NO MISSES!!!!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Jun 20 - 11:08 AM

Annnnnnnnnnnnnnd...the golfers are back! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uc-W762YwG0


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 15 Jun 20 - 05:12 PM

You've got a good idea there having target practice at 3 different distances on the golf course, just like drives, chips and putts.
Scheduling could be hazardous.
I like new olympic events like cross country bowling or highway overpass Sumo wrestling.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Jun 20 - 06:43 PM

Winter Weather Advisory issued June 15 at 1:13PM MDT until June 17 at 12:00PM MDT by NWS Pocatello ID

* WHAT…Snow expected, mainly above 7000 feet. Total snow
accumulations of 1 to 3 inches with local accumulations of 6
inches or more, including for mountain passes like Willow Creek
Summit and mid and upper slopes.

* WHERE…Mountain elevations mainly above 7,000 feet. Light snow
accumulations below 7,000 feet are possible mainly Wednesday
morning.

* WHEN…From 6 PM Tuesday to noon MDT Wednesday.

* IMPACTS…Plan on slippery road conditions, especially on Willow
Creek Summit. If planning to recreate in these areas, plan on
cold, wintry conditions. Slow down and use caution while traveling.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 16 Jun 20 - 12:32 PM

It's in the 90s here again today, hard to believe this heat hasn't seeped up there and finally warmed things a bit.

I seem to be in a pasta phase right now. I'd better get over it soon or I'll be so round I'll roll out of the house looking like one of these armoniche pastas I've been eating.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 16 Jun 20 - 12:44 PM

Be careful with the black ice. Idaho black ice claimed my best friend in his Pinto with the help of a truck years ago - but in the WINTER.


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Subject: RE: MISSION - Accomplished [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 17 Jun 20 - 07:05 AM

According to Pence there is no second wave and we should celebrate our victory against the invisible killer. Mask free Eskimo kisses everyone.
Let's all boogaloo and Q up the 4 Chan Muzak.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Jun 20 - 08:55 AM

Those calling for violent reaction to change have no idea what they are asking for. From what I have seen they are soldierboy-wannabees with no experience of actual warfare and few are even qualified as trained Chaplain's Assistants. There is no experience there comparable to Marcus Reno's being splattered with the brains of the man next to him in the Greasy Grass fight, or actually killing someone, or smelling the odor of Death sitting in the grass, or even being shot at with intent to kill. Their desires are like those young men of the Confederacy who were fed a line of "defending our rights" and "fighting for the property we gained by honest toil" by wealthy cotton merchants and plantation owners and were "allowed" to die in droves for The Lost Cause. Don't get me started.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 17 Jun 20 - 02:19 PM

One thing I don't go for.
Crooks claiming they know more.
They hire kids with patrioti$m
to lay down their lives.


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