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MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]

Bee-dubya-ell 21 Jul 20 - 10:05 AM
Donuel 21 Jul 20 - 12:38 AM
Donuel 21 Jul 20 - 12:33 AM
Donuel 20 Jul 20 - 09:02 PM
Rapparee 20 Jul 20 - 08:56 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 20 Jul 20 - 03:59 PM
Rapparee 19 Jul 20 - 10:23 PM
Donuel 19 Jul 20 - 01:23 PM
Donuel 18 Jul 20 - 07:11 PM
Donuel 18 Jul 20 - 06:12 PM
Stilly River Sage 18 Jul 20 - 03:51 PM
Rapparee 18 Jul 20 - 09:12 AM
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Rapparee 17 Jul 20 - 08:37 PM
Donuel 17 Jul 20 - 04:42 PM
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Stilly River Sage 17 Jul 20 - 12:03 PM
Donuel 17 Jul 20 - 08:00 AM
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Donuel 16 Jul 20 - 09:36 AM
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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 21 Jul 20 - 10:05 AM

Well, I suppose that, from a purely mathematical standpoint, the presence of absence is not a deep hole with steep sides. A true hole goes all the way through, like the hole in a doughnut. Therefore, the presence of absence is a deep indentation with steep sides. Glad we got that cleared up.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 21 Jul 20 - 12:38 AM

Concerto for funny walks while sitting down. Scjak Micjalin


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 21 Jul 20 - 12:33 AM

If this slap and dodge bar fight should grow into a "beautiful world war", like a butterfly flap into the roar of a hurricane, Trump would be happier than a pig in shit
He used to love playing battleship.

Now: How to stretch applause> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elYSQkTWfTw


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 20 Jul 20 - 09:02 PM

A savage bar fight breaks out over the absence of presence.*>#~&*
I am most impressed that -only- the Higgs boson has no spin or charge.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Jul 20 - 08:56 PM

Absence and presence are the same thing. I can write this out in Boolean Logic, or, if you'd rather, another system. However, I'm certain that you are aware that Gödel's Incompleteness Theorems demonstrate the inherent limitations of every formal axiomatic system, perhaps even Hilbert's program.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 20 Jul 20 - 03:59 PM

The absence of presence and the presence of absence aren't the same. They have different topographies.

The absence of presence is a featureless flat surface.

The presence of absence is a deep hole with steep sides.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Jul 20 - 10:23 PM

The absence of something is the presence of absence. You cannot have pure absence because absence is then present. Geez, I explained this to my third grade teacher so she'd know that I really wasn't absent that week.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 19 Jul 20 - 01:23 PM

The only known particle that has NO spin is the Higgs Boson.
The Higgs field is everywhere and not just near a Higgs Boson.
However there are weak spots in the field in which the Higgs boson falls apart. To our surprise the slight absence of something creates a presence of something else. For our purposes the something from the absence of something else will be called the BS wave. We are in the midst of an intense BS wave which distorts reality in horrifying and opposite ways. Expertise is being replaced by hoaxs and lies, intelligence is replaced by ignorance, fairness is replaced by cruelty and cons, massless light speed particles are replaced by slow supermassive particles. Particles that once carried forces now carry frauds. The fundamental changes caused by the BS wave are unpredictable. It is uncertain if the BS wave will pass us by or linger. May the BS be with you, until it isn't.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 18 Jul 20 - 07:11 PM

There's a world where I can go and tell my secrets to
In my room, I've got Zoom
In this world I lock out all my worries and my fears
In my room, streaming Zoom
Do my dreaming and my scheming
Lie awake and pray
Do my crying and my sighing
Laugh at yesterday
Now it's dark and I'm alone
But I won't be afraid
In my room, I've got Zoom
In my room, with my Zoom
In my room, like a tomb
threats are wafting in the still air
But not in my room,
not in my room


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 18 Jul 20 - 06:12 PM

The punk band Moshrooms looked like a bunch of dicks in the 70's but now in their 70's they are quite distinguished.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 18 Jul 20 - 03:51 PM

Yes. They opened for the Puff Balls when they were on tour with the Chicken of the Woods.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Jul 20 - 09:12 AM

Weren't the Chantrelles one of the girl groups back in early 60s? Why are you calling them mushrooms?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 17 Jul 20 - 11:32 PM

"It's finally happened" seems to happen to me more frequently with each passing day.

And my theme song is "Bony Fingers" by Hoyt Axton, not something by some Russian guy whose name I can't spell.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Jul 20 - 08:37 PM

Well, it's finally happened.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 17 Jul 20 - 04:42 PM

SONGFACTS ®


Was the end of July so hot you could cry
A semi full of frozen human meat
Driver Pete didn't know his reefer's beat
Haulin bodies outta LA is why
Its 110 and we gotta long way to go
'Bout a mile outta Shaky Town
I says, "Pig Pen, this here's the Rubber Duck.
"And I'm about to getta ice cold drink."

'Cause we got a little ol' convoy
Rockin' through the night.
Yeah, we got a little ol' convoy,
Ain't she a beautiful sight?
Come on and join our convoy
Ain't nothin' gonna get in our way.
We gonna roll this truckin' convoy
'Cross the U-S-A.
Convoy!

By the time we got past Tulsa Town,
Pete's truck smelled worse than liberal hell.
we bypassed a roadblock that checked for masks
It had bears wall-to-wall .
Yeah, them smokies is thick as bugs on a bumper;
They even had a bear in the air!
I says, "Callin' all trucks, this here's the Duck.
"We about to go missin before we drop our load ."

'Cause we got a great big convoy
Rockin' through the night.
Yeah, we got a great big convoy,
Ain't she a beautiful sight?
Come on and join our convoy
Ain't nothin' gonna get in our way.
We gonna roll this truckin' convoy
'Cross the U-S-A.
Convoy!

Well, we rolled up Interstate 44
Like a rocket sled on rails.
We tore up all of our swindle sheets,
And left 'em settin' on the scales.
By the time we hit that Chi-town,
Them bears was a-gettin' smart:
They'd brought up some reinforcements
From the Illinois National Guard.
There's armored cars, and tanks, and jeeps,
And rigs of ev'ry size.
Yeah, them chicken coops was full'a bears
And choppers filled the skies.
Well, we shot the line and we went for broke
With a thousand screamin' trucks
An' eleven long-haired Friends a' Jesus
In a chartreuse micra-bus.

Well, we laid a strip for the Jersey shore
Prepared to cross the line
I could see the bridge was lined with bears
But I didn't have a dog-goned dime.
I says, "Pig Pen, this here's the Rubber Duck.
"We just ain't a-gonna pay no toll."
So we crashed the gate doing ninety-eight
I says "Let them truckers roll, 10-4."

'Cause we got a mighty convoy
Rockin' through the night.
Yeah, we got a mighty convoy,
Ain't she a beautiful sight?
we're gonna hide Trump's death toll
Ain't nothin' gonna get in our way.
We gonna roll this truckin' convoy
'Cross the U-S-A.
Convoy! Convoy! Convoy! Convoy!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 17 Jul 20 - 01:31 PM

The voice as in vocalise is what every enlightened cellist strives to produce in a lifetime. It almost happens once or twice but more often most produce a sound like a box of bees at a quarter the volume of a voice.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 17 Jul 20 - 12:03 PM

Nice one, Donuel. I've always like Rachmaninoff's Vocalise, but there seems to be a shortage of lyric sopranos when orchestras get ready to record it and they usually use cellos or other string instruments. Here's a woman singing. It's not like you need to learn the words, just the melody.

Re: mushrooms, I should clarify that there are lots of mushrooms and fungi down here, but none that I would consider eating. Unless they come from the grocery store.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 17 Jul 20 - 08:00 AM

BWL for some reason you remind me that we all should have our own theme songs. For that matter the Pandemic should have its own Theme Music


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 16 Jul 20 - 07:09 PM

I had a surprise crop of chanterelles pop up courtesy of a recent rainy spell. Made a nice soup and had enough for omelets the next couple of mornings.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 16 Jul 20 - 09:36 AM

Its too dry for any fruiting right now but August promises to be a gonzo season for shrooms and berries.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Jul 20 - 09:27 AM

Try looking amidst clumps of Mayapples (Podophyllum peltatum), also called American Mandrake.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 15 Jul 20 - 09:34 PM

I'm slowly putting in the last of my vegetable garden this summer, but nearly passed out from the heat after 45 minutes of work (after 6pm). No mushrooms down here, but the okra will be good when it gets going.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 15 Jul 20 - 09:09 PM

After forest fires you get plenty of them. We don't have any except in stores.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Jul 20 - 09:07 PM

Morels: magnificent morsels.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 15 Jul 20 - 06:28 PM

Or Oregon, home to the Armillaria solidipes.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 15 Jul 20 - 12:36 PM

Same with Washington (State).


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Jul 20 - 08:24 AM

Neither Michigan nor Minnesota are bad places this time of year. Except for the mosquitoes.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 15 Jul 20 - 06:40 AM

Sounds reasonable, as long as I don't get redirected to Hell


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 14 Jul 20 - 10:10 PM

At one time Babelfish was a robust translation feature that was purchased by the old Yahoo.com. It was killed off a long time ago and Max never got around to taking it out of the line or redirecting it to Google Translate. Yahoo has been purchased by Verizon.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Jul 20 - 08:57 PM

Got me. I didn't know it did that. Being fluent in English, Profane, Obscene, and Blasphemous I rarely need to translate anything.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: keberoxu
Date: 14 Jul 20 - 09:46 AM

. . . which reminds me:
what is the deal with the
"Translate" feature built into Mudcat posts,
which just takes you to
a page at Yahoo dot com and
a message that says
uh - oh, this doesn't work ...

the URL has babelfish in it ...


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Jul 20 - 09:01 AM

Obviously you need a Babelfish.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 14 Jul 20 - 05:13 AM

I don't know what a jellyfish giggle looks like but many of them produce colorful light shows in their bodies that could very well be communication. I have yet to find a Babbel course on how to speak jellyfish.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 13 Jul 20 - 09:19 PM

Jellyfish are immortal. When adult populations are under threat they revert to tiny juveniles and they regrow. Without dieing they grow young again and start anew. It is a strange immortality to be sure.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Jul 20 - 09:06 PM

I suspect that the GO is composed of several Overlord wannabees, much like a jellyfish is composed of multiple organisms. I wonder -- if you poke his/her/its fat little belly, would he/she/it giggle? My zoology courses didn't cover jellyfish giggles.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 13 Jul 20 - 06:36 PM

Below the line is chuggin along with 8 folks


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 13 Jul 20 - 09:37 AM

Galactic Overlord should be plural like Senators or Congressmen. But as a Congress it is singularly a disaster.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Jul 20 - 09:12 PM

I'll be going to the LILP (Legion Intergalactic Listening Post) this evening and should be able to browse the files then. Usually the LILP Runner (LILPR) brings everyone copies of all documents marked "Burn Before Reading" and "Really, Really Secret Stuff" by the GO's Security Orifice.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 12 Jul 20 - 10:19 AM

We haven't heard from the Galactic Overlord for a while. I wonder what he's up to (other than shorting gas company customers).


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Jul 20 - 10:01 PM

Not out here. Everybody already own guns. Some ammo is in short supply, but .50-100 is still plentiful, if you own an old buffalo gun.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 11 Jul 20 - 03:48 PM

Guns sales are higher now than in the Obama days. Our Sheriff is feeling like a spider on a Coleman stove. There is talk of the 'night of the coughing dead' this October in an effort to get rid of the infected.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Jul 20 - 12:42 PM

It only seems darker because the Galactic Overlord bought Galactic Gas and Electric a few light-years ago and has been dimming the lights ever since but still charging the same rates.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 11 Jul 20 - 10:58 AM

They say these are uncertain days. BullShit! I am certain these are days. They say these are challenging days. Aren't they all.
They say these are dark days. Well I concur, sort of. Especially at night when you look up at the heavens. Some of us know that the universe is getting dimmer. As the everlasting know it all, for the last 2 billion years the universe is dimmer because of expansion, less star formation and more black holes. Because of the Sun during the day you won't notice any dimming. But at night it is significanly darker than it used to be. In our neihborhood out here in the suburbs of the Milkey Way where there are not street lights on every corner, the darkness is even more obvious.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Jul 20 - 07:21 PM

We don't get them storms!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 10 Jul 20 - 12:15 PM

Bullshit and a mighty wind, they are part of the foundation of this and the original thread (that still won't open—I tried it again the other day.)


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 10 Jul 20 - 10:42 AM

hypothetical hurricane gonzalo


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 10 Jul 20 - 07:46 AM

Hurricane Gonzo set to music


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 10 Jul 20 - 07:22 AM

HURRICANE GONZO IS HERE.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Jul 20 - 09:57 PM

Our four neighbors have been gone nearly a week now. The toys lay in yard unused, waiting for the touch of slobbery mouth. It's so sad. However, the treats await.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 09 Jul 20 - 04:29 PM

The only one around here who isn't concerned by the fireworks is the Labrador retriever who is just about completely deaf. There was a string of m-80s that went off last night, but otherwise I think most of those jokers shot their firework wads on July 4, through the early hours of July 5.

I have concluded that the puppy gets into the most trouble during those times that the middle dog beats up on her the most. Dog correction can be brutal, but it does work. So I'll let Pepper handle the discipline for a while and see what happens. MOM says it's mostly just noise, though she has threatened them with the garden hose a couple of times.


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