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MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]

Stilly River Sage 07 Jun 20 - 08:39 PM
Rapparee 07 Jun 20 - 08:11 PM
Donuel 07 Jun 20 - 11:36 AM
Rapparee 06 Jun 20 - 09:47 PM
Donuel 06 Jun 20 - 06:12 PM
Stilly River Sage 06 Jun 20 - 03:28 PM
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Donuel 06 Jun 20 - 09:32 AM
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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 07 Jun 20 - 08:39 PM

Doesn't any of that freeze when you turn 65?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Jun 20 - 08:11 PM

Well, we're recovering from a hangover of sorts. Yesterday we got the decision from the State Board of Tax Appeals on the 40% assessment increase we were awarded last year. The BTA agreed with us and accepted the figure we proposed. In the process they ripped the Assessor a brand new orifice as they did, we have since found out, in several other decisions. AAAAND this year's assessment is 55% over last year's uncorrected assessment! We're hitting the ol' Appeal Trail agin!

But in the meantime, raise a glass or three!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 07 Jun 20 - 11:36 AM

Nice weather we're having

Yes

Shall we silence black journalists

By all means

Shall we say it is for bias

Just do it by any means neccessary

Your turn to tee off.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Jun 20 - 09:47 PM

We just had about an inch of rain in a couple of hours. Winds too, of course. For this area that's a monsoon. Sn*w is predicated for Monday, tomorrow is thunderstorms and a high of about 50. Oddly, there were few golfers late this afternoon.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 06 Jun 20 - 06:12 PM

Do you see the giant cyclone off Terra del Feugo?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 06 Jun 20 - 03:28 PM

I pay a couple of bucks a year to get Wunderground on my phone without ads. Entirely worth it.

There's just the one right now, no daisy chain of storms across the Atlantic. One wonders if the slowdown in human activity will result in a calmer hurricane year.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 06 Jun 20 - 03:10 PM

whew, It's a large world afterall.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 06 Jun 20 - 02:31 PM

Don, I'm too far inland for storm surge to be a problem. Weather Underground is only predicting about four inches of rain over the next few days where I live (but they've been wrong before). The first real band of storms should be here in about three hours. We'll see how much it dumps and extrapolate from there. At least wind shouldn't be an issue. Top winds are only 50 MPH and they'll be over 100 miles away.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [anusx]
From: Donuel
Date: 06 Jun 20 - 09:32 AM

For years I have repurposed an old church message sign and put it on the corner. It is held up by a real estate post and cross beam.

The first theme was about the diversity of tree leaves in a humorous vein. Now I am making a Star War Themed "Return of the DIVERSE"
This way I avoid any trump image and words like hate or hope.
BLM does appear on the uniforms of the characters.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 06 Jun 20 - 08:14 AM

BWL you could get a couple feet of surge and rainfall till Tue
Comon back good buddy, over...


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 06 Jun 20 - 12:42 AM

The rank and file inside the CDC,FBI,State,CIA and Pentagon would welcome the help of 'quarks' but what have they done for for those loyal to the Constitution lately. Alex Jones types are strangling the engine of society of oxygen. Its choking and were running out of time.
Stupidity and fantasy is clogging the air filters.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Jun 20 - 09:44 PM

To the rescue comes

QUARK!QUARK!!
QUARK!!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 05 Jun 20 - 04:42 PM

Yes but inside a black hole.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: keberoxu
Date: 05 Jun 20 - 03:05 PM

hmmm, the dark MOAB on the dark web?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 05 Jun 20 - 12:00 AM

Our Legion of foreign wars bartender is named Frankie


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Jun 20 - 09:27 PM

Certainly, Donuel, you cannot. That is why the Idaho Legion has sent a special detachment to guard you and your house. You may see them now and then, hovering around you as they lavish protection all over you. Here's a picture of Fat Frank on his last duty assignment -- if you see him, tell him I said hello.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 04 Jun 20 - 09:22 PM

What would Spaw do?
FUCK YOU


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 04 Jun 20 - 09:13 PM

Be warned keb, MOAB isn't all moms love, there are fist fights and rough trade in here that could hurt delicate little feelings like yours. Few have the real MOAB password to enter the dark MOAB where folks like you are merely a snack before the great ones become a million different things with a mere incantation and transmogrification. For example 5 years before the election Rap began ressurecting pure evil in the one we know as the Emporer until the decayed flesh of he who is named turnip became President of the USA 5 years later. Who do you think deliberatly made all the evil in the mud hatch out to become Covid 19? If you think you can handle the power of the dark side think again.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: keberoxu
Date: 04 Jun 20 - 07:36 PM

... mind you get the dog hair under the refrigerator ...


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 04 Jun 20 - 06:05 PM

dog hair helps coalese meteor dust that collects under the bed.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 04 Jun 20 - 04:07 PM

I think if I round up the copious amount of dog hair around here I'll evict germs at the same time.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 04 Jun 20 - 11:34 AM

I clearly see a battlespace that has to be dominated. Brutal force will be required after all this pandemic stress. Perhaps killing millions of
germs will be the key but I gotta clean the downstairs bathroom at long last.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 04 Jun 20 - 06:32 AM

May you stick out like a healed thumb.
Like your lips, the discomfort you feel is disproportionate to the area needing healing and stretching.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Jun 20 - 09:53 PM

Bayonets are tools that can split a large crowd into smaller crowds if used correctly. Unfortunately, the US Army no longer teaches the use of the bayonet.

I have today ended three straight days of hand therapy (an hour or so each day, not all at once). Monday is my last day, sayeth the hand therapy place. I am told that they have done all they can for me, and now it's up to me to exercise my left thumb and hand. Wednesday next the surgeon (who retires at the end of the month) will "graduate" me. Now I gotta do all the work. Phooey!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 02 Jun 20 - 09:57 PM

I'm told the Pentagon is going another direction as in the 82nd Airborn with fixed bayonettes to quell demonstrations of democracy.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Jun 20 - 06:13 PM

Load little ones in a 12 gauge shell and bounce all over the place forever.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 02 Jun 20 - 05:28 AM

For more bang for the buck I have submitted to DARPA my prototype of semi lethal "super ball rubber bullets". Once fired they don't stop bouncing around for 30 seconds. They can go around corners and injure multiple targets in one shot. I got an endorsement from Steven Miller who said I am in the spirit of the Trump Presidency.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 02 Jun 20 - 03:59 AM

You CAD


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 01 Jun 20 - 10:31 PM

1000!!!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 01 Jun 20 - 10:30 PM

Which brings us to....


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 01 Jun 20 - 10:29 PM

Thanks for the offer, but I'll just get some pastel card stock. The optical mouse actually works fine on the bare tabletop, but it's quieter with the card stock.

I remember trying to use a piece of red card stock once and it didn't work either. But, in that case, the reason's obviously that red lasers can't "see" red.

The bright white card stock must be too reflective. Sorta like trying to mouse on a mirror.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Jun 20 - 09:35 PM

If you'd like a real mouse pad let me know. The mouse is still attached to it, so you know it's genuine.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 01 Jun 20 - 09:14 PM

Hi, Mom!

This is very strange....

Since I first bought an optical mouse for my laptop some years back, I've been using a piece of white card stock paper as a "mouse pad" instead of mousing on the bare tabletop. Card stock has enough "tooth" that the mouse moves around smoothly and comfortably. A sheet lasts a month or so before it gets dirty and the constant movement of the mouse burnishes the tooth down to where the paper's slick.

I finally got down to my last piece of the card stock I was using so I bought some more today. And guess what? It doesn't work! The shade of white seems to be too "bright" for the mouse's optical sensor. Move the mouse around on it and the cursor stays in one place. Put the old sheet back down, the mouse works fine. Hold the new sheet and the old sheet up for comparison and I can only see the least bit of difference. But that slight difference is enough to make the mouse inoperable. Go figure....


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: keberoxu
Date: 01 Jun 20 - 03:15 PM

Well, Stilly, thanks for your generosity, industry, and big heart.
I don't have a beard.
And at the mental health clinic where I admitted myself this year,
we have fellow patients
waiting out the shelter-in-place pandemic order
by making masks as though somebody's life depended on it.
At this point
I suspect we have more masks than patients ...

but thanks again for asking.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 31 May 20 - 11:46 PM

How are you guys doing for face masks? I suspect Mike is set up with a lifetime supply, what with a house full of quilt stash. How about Bruce? Don? Who else? Keb? Anyone with a particularly large face and/or a beard, let me know. I've made a few for that demographic. :)


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 31 May 20 - 11:23 PM

Speaking of cleaning guns and checking ammo, the battery to the combination keypad on my gun safe died. There's an emergency access key around here somewhere, but I'm not sure where. I hope the Zombie Apocalypse can wait until after I find it.

I do have a bunch of 12 Gauge shells that aren't in the gun safe. I suppose that, if push comes to shove, I can make Zombie-killing bombs out of them.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 31 May 20 - 08:24 PM

Out here in Idaho we're just cleanin' our guns and checkin' our ammo. Or some of us are. I'm not that stupid and have better things to do, like water flowers and watch golfers.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 30 May 20 - 05:47 PM

Naw, just taking a breather after mowing the front lawn. The back yard can wait till tomorrow. MOM has some good iced tea (no "Long Island" about it this time) and the porch swing looks inviting.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 30 May 20 - 05:18 PM

Yep sure nuf comrads - This really is the end !


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 30 May 20 - 07:20 AM

REPENSE The End is Near


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 30 May 20 - 07:01 AM

I'm sorry, but I cannot repent. I have never pented in the first place.

At least, that is, to the best of my knowledge. Since I don't actually know what penting is, I suppose it's possible I have pented at some time in the past without being aware of doing so. But if that's the case, if penting is so unremarkable that one can do it without knowledge of doing so, then why should I go through the trouble of doing it again?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]o
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 May 20 - 09:33 PM

I just added five more books on American and other pandemics, past and future, to the collection. Now I must read them and others to prepare for a delivering a lecture on the subject in October. Two things in common, from 1793 to the present: business folks think epidemics/pandemics are bad for business and prefer doctors didn't mention them, and all of these diseases are products of The Lower Classes (who live dissolute lives of intemperance). They are also punishments by God for said lives (see above) and it'll only get worse if we don't REPENT!.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 29 May 20 - 10:21 AM

I fell into a tiny crack below the line.
All I have is the conscience of the folk singer
I can not play and sing at the same time.
I only have the talent to make a string sing or
combine songs in a strange and clever way
The envy I feel for performers is what remains

I wonder if it was a 107 fever or skull fracture.
I'd love to be able to sing out, I wish I could
I tried for 50 years but never found that feature.
In this sea of outrage I say whats misunderstood
as fake prestigue or ethics of an age gone by
What defines this age is instead the great lie.

All I have is science with a conscience of folksingers
It may be of some value or a total waste of time
Its a weird combination that probably won't injure
At any rate in my thinking its no great crime.
I've done all the talking about ability and disability
We all have unique mixtures. What about you until lately?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 28 May 20 - 09:19 PM

Your brain devotes more brain area (sensory and motor) to a thumb than all the rest of your fingers. Thats why thumbscrews are such an effective torture. You can even render a person unconscious with a clever blow to the thumb.
I'm not a doctor but I play one on TV.
Neurologicly speaking, after your thumbs comes your tongue and your
___
o   
The eyes are king of all brain resources


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 May 20 - 08:30 PM

All of the above. Hand therapy and exercises to regain as much range of motion, etc. as possible (and they say I'm doing very well!). Pain? Well, yes -- the bone is growing over the screws.

Yes, I endured the thumbscrews. But I never broke! I never told them!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 28 May 20 - 01:36 PM

Fusion? - Range of motion, different angle, pain?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 May 20 - 09:39 AM

Hard to get over: arthredesis of the left thumb. You never know how much you use your left thumb until it doesn't work as it always did before.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 28 May 20 - 06:37 AM

In a year you will have absolute maximum bone growth gripping the new implant so skydiving should be OK. What stimulates bone growth mechanicly is simple 'impact' like jumping/stomping from one stair down to the floor many times. Its the shock, not the load.

Lateral/horizontal shock - not good. Do not high dive above 10 meters


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 27 May 20 - 09:50 PM

My orthopedic guy says my knee is looking good, three months out from the surgery. I'm glad I did it, but it is one rough surgery to get over. In lieu of physical therapy, I'm mowing the lawn and walking dogs. His parting shot was "if you want to mow some more, I'll give you my address." I happen to know he has two Labrador retrievers, so if his lawn is like mine, there are some hazards out there. I think I'll pass. My routine is to scoop every day or two and dump it into the compost, then I've started bagging at least some of the grass when I mow so I can toss it on top of the droppings. That's the best poop deodorizer around.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 May 20 - 09:35 PM

Grits, well prepared (most aren't), are pretty good. Polenta is just a fancy name for corn meal mush solid enough to fry. Now, for good eating try panhaus (a/k/a scrapple, but with a twist).


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