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MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]

Donuel 16 Jan 23 - 10:53 PM
Rapparee 15 Jan 23 - 06:35 PM
keberoxu 15 Jan 23 - 12:47 PM
Donuel 14 Jan 23 - 08:57 AM
Donuel 13 Jan 23 - 06:01 PM
Donuel 13 Jan 23 - 02:47 PM
Stanron 13 Jan 23 - 10:41 AM
Donuel 13 Jan 23 - 07:16 AM
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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 16 Jan 23 - 10:53 PM

I admit I don't get the color charge of gluons, or the color change of neutrinos. Technicolor bosons really lose me.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Jan 23 - 06:35 PM

Ah, the joys of Sunday! Getting breakfast, doing the week’s pills, coordinating calendars, new sheets on the bed, laundry and more laundry, fixing lunch, putting laundry away, making dinner, and this evening trekking to my subterranean lair to continue the attempt to straighten it up.

Wait! I hear, I hear GLUON! Gluon’s call of “Quark! Quark,” is unmistakeable! Well, so much for…DAMMIT DOG, STOP HUMPING MY LEG! Yes, I’m glad to see you!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: keberoxu
Date: 15 Jan 23 - 12:47 PM

Better bump MOM up to the top of the queue
so that Rapparee does not have to.
Come on, it's a beautiful sunny day.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 14 Jan 23 - 08:57 AM

I just saw wheelchair fencing.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 13 Jan 23 - 06:01 PM

RACIAL AND RELIGIOUS intolerance has grown to 85% of Americans harboring a hatred trope of some kind and a 35% rise in violent acts. With or without Trump the white evangelical churches are going full throttle anti Semitic. I will remind them that Jesus Christ was killed as a Jewish person of color agitating against the corporate dictatorship of Rome.
Even if you are an evangelical WASP I remind you that you have skin in the game and will have to choose between Proud Boys authority or Federal forces guided by the Constitution.
As America will be shaped by the changing electorate, the new minority can not rely on obstructionism or eliminating voting fairness forever.
If you feel raw about this I suggest you start learning Russian.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 13 Jan 23 - 02:47 PM

like Yodh


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stanron
Date: 13 Jan 23 - 10:41 AM

Thanks Donuel. That certainly is an explanation in a couple of paragraphs.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 13 Jan 23 - 07:16 AM

25 years ago you had to belong to a large secret committee subject to black balling and investigation but it devolved into a place for whoppers' outrage and artful submissions. As the mother of all BS she is often referred to as MOM who cares for the kids with fairness and compassion.
The tenuous survival of this vestigial thread is supported by a few immortal overlords until the end days or the resurrection of the ridiculous enjoyed by many. OR if your comment won't fit anywhere it can always find a home here.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stanron
Date: 13 Jan 23 - 06:50 AM

Could anyone, in just a couple of paragraphs, tell me what on earth this thread is all about?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 13 Jan 23 - 06:21 AM

I thought It was only a simple garage sale at the Biden's house but now its a;
debacle
fiasco
failure
catastrophe
disaster
disintegration
mess
wreck
ruin
downfall
collapse
defeat
rout
overthrow
conquest
trouncing
foul-up
screwup
fight
battle
clash
conflict
encounter
confrontation
engagement
fray
contest
combat
tussle
scrimmage
fracas
affray
melee
rencounter
utrageous wrongdoing
outrageous behavior
immoral behavior
unethical behavior
discreditable behavior
impropriety
misconduct
wrongdoing
offense
transgression
crime
sin
skeleton in the cupboard
skeleton in the closet
business
affair
scandal
classified document-gate and
brouhaha


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 13 Jan 23 - 05:43 AM

Friday the 13th in memory of Alfred E Neuman


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Jan 23 - 06:38 PM

3,300, in memory of Amos!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Jan 23 - 06:36 PM

Heck, I’m this close so why not?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Jan 23 - 06:35 PM

Mom, I’m on azithromycin for this prolonged cough. If it ain’t better in two weeks I get X-rayed and otherwise have my insides examined.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 12 Jan 23 - 06:03 AM

At the end of a day that repeats every day
I hope tomorrow will be better than today

You’ll be happy, even if it’s a rough road
It will fade away, everything will be fine
Let’s laugh and hold hands and hang in there
You will be happy, all the painful wounds
Forget and erase everything
Someday, spring will come

At the end of a day that repeats every day
Hoping for a better tomorrow comes
I hope I can make you smile

You’ll be happy
All things will pass
It’s going to be alright
You’ll be happy, all the painful wounds
Forget and erase everything
Someday, spring will come

You’ll be happy
All things will pass (everything will pass)
It’s going to be alright (mm)
You’ll be happy (oh-oh)
All things will pass (no, no, no, no, no, no)
It’s going to be alright (it’s going to be alright)

You’ll be happy
All things will pass
It’s going to be alright
naaahh


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Jan 23 - 09:13 PM

Someday the spring will come
Someday the spring will come….


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 11 Jan 23 - 01:44 PM

uh, that was for Santos.



Know what cheers me up and not feel this is all about abuse?
A sing-along...Everybody out there at work or home Lets sing along;
tune: Rainbow connection

Why are there so many, songs about mem'ries
and whats on the other side
mem'ries are visions but only illusions
and mem'ries have nothing to hide,
so we've been told and some choose to believe it,
I know that their wrong wait and see
someday you'll find it the mem'rie connection
the lovers the screamers and me.
all of us under its spells
we know that its probably tragic...

Have you been half asleep?
and have you heard voices
You've heard them calling your name
Is this the sweet sound?
that calls the old seniors
the voice might be one and the same
I've heard it too many times to ignore it
Its something that might come to be
someday day you'll find it
the right diagnosis
End stage Alzheimers to be
la da da dee dum dum da lalee lee lalee la loo.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 11 Jan 23 - 08:25 AM

What kind of troll are you?
Who's against everything
It seems that I'm the only one
Who objects to his swill
What kind of mind is this?
An empty shell
A lonely cell in which
A hateful heart must dwell
What kind of clown is he?
What do es he know of life?
Why can't he cast away?
His mask of clay
And live his life
Why can't he stay away?
Like any normal guy
And maybe then I'll know
What kind of fool he is
What kind of mind is this?
An empty shell
A lonely cell in which
A hateful heart must dwell
What kind of lies are his?
That lied with every post
That whispered depraved words of hate
And lied the most
Why can't he contribute?
Like any other guy
And maybe then I'll know
Why this fool just lies.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Jan 23 - 07:34 PM

You’d think at least one would have a splinter or a nasty bruise.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 10 Jan 23 - 03:28 PM

A documentary called Maggie's War caught my eye. I guess our Maggie has won a few battles as well but this documentary was about James Magahue the most decorated combat soldier in the 82 airborne. When it came time to consider his Congressional Medal of Honor for single handedly taking out a german tank and leading from the front killing 100 germans wounding 131 and capturing 200 he was denied because his company had NO CAUALTIES. His men asked what that had to do with it, they were told rules are rules.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 10 Jan 23 - 06:42 AM

In Virginia, a 6 year old shot his 25 year old teacher in the chest with a 9mm. Things have balanced out by a DC resident killing a 6th grader for breaking into his car. The lord moves in delirious ways.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Jan 23 - 09:11 PM

I just read through the "Blue Bottle" thread above the line. WOW! That brought back memories! (I have my copy.)


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 09 Jan 23 - 02:41 PM

When love goes looking with no place to go
It listened to silence for what was hidden below
Graveyards full of bodies and ghosts with history
Most are gone forever but a lucky few are trees.
A few wait a million years like comets they return
as they greet the warming sun the ice begins to burn.
And somehow life begins again
believing death is not the end.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 09 Jan 23 - 12:04 PM

As a kid when the doorbell rang we smiled and cheered "it's company".
Now when there is a knock we say "who the fuck is that" to our dismay
As a kid, we saw at the carnival the big and fat tattooed man or lady.
Now almost everyone at the Mall or Wall Mart looks fat tattooed and lazy.
As a kid Getty was dead but there were still Vanderbilts and Rockefeller.
Now since they don't pay taxes a billionaire might be any crooked fellow.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 09 Jan 23 - 11:04 AM

was on the fourteenth day of January,
From England we set sail,
We were bound down to Laguire,
With a sweet and pleasant gale;
The Roving Lizzie we are called,
Bold Donuel is my name,
And we sailed away from Laguire,
Just out of the Spanish Main.

And when we reached Laguire,
Our orders did read so,
“When you discharge your cargo,
It’s sail for Callao,”
Our Captain called all hands right aft,
And unto us did say,
“Here is money for you today, my lads,
For tomorrow we’ll sail away.”

It was early the next morning,
As daylight did draw nigh,
The man from at the masthead
A strange sail did espy;
With a black flag under her mizzen peak,
Came bearing down that way;
“I’ll be bound she is some pirate,”
Bold Donuel he did say.

In the course of three or four hours,
This pirate ranged alongside,
And with a speaking trumpet,
“Where are you from?” he cries.
“The Roving Lizzie we are called,
Bold Donuel is my name,
And we sailed away from Laguire,
Just out of the Spanish Main.”

“Come, back your topsails to your mast,
And heave your ship under my lee.”
“Oh, no! oh, no!” cried Donuel,
I’d rather sink at sea.”
They hoisted up their bloody flag,
Our hearts to terrify.
With their big guns to our small arms,
At us they did let fly.

We mounted four six-pounders
To fight a hundred men,
And when the action did begin,
It was just about half-past ten;
We mounted four six-pounders,
Our crew being twenty-two;
In the course of an hour and a quarter,
Those pirates we did subdue.

And now our prize we’ve taken
Unto Columbia’s shore,
To that dear old place in America,
They call sweet Baltimore;
We’ll drink success to Donuel,
Likewise his gallant crew,
That fought and beat that Pirate
With his noble twenty-two.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 07 Jan 23 - 08:11 PM

To me its the land of blazing saddles which reminds me the original movie only censored one joke line. When the lights go out and Madaline Kahn says to the sheriff "Its twoo its twoo" the censored line was next and was "Madam that's my forearm",


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Jan 23 - 09:22 PM

Hi MOM! I’m still alive out here in potato land.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 05 Jan 23 - 07:55 AM

The evil genius Rumsfeld said weakness is provocative. He was right.
To bow down to a denigrating troll is only accepting a definition of a wimp. I disagree with the narcissist even when I don't have to in order to defy despotism. The example of Trump shows that evil repetition has permanent harm until its harm can not be ignored and people speak openly. Thats where the opposition should stop as when General Washington handed his office back to a peaceful process
Democracy faces a slippery slope anytime a B player in power hires C people who staff with D people. We need A people to hire other A people...


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 02 Jan 23 - 08:31 PM

one fell off the table and killed a friend of mine...


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Jan 23 - 06:09 PM

Good evening, evening Mother!
I hope you're feeling fine.
I'm glad that you're here with us
But please buy better wine.

Two of the glasses melted
There's big hole in the floor
The rats and roaches left us,
Skedaddled out the door.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Jan 23 - 09:37 PM

I don't know anybody in Malorca but know folks in Scotland. They roam about the Highlands seeking tourists to feed to Nessie. Loch monsters must eat too, you know.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: MaJoC the Filk
Date: 01 Jan 23 - 06:44 AM

Re Donuel's honking ditherer: this sounds like a case of mental tunnel vision. I used to be guilty of that at work .... someone would ask me to do something while I was otherwise busy; my complaints about why what they wanted was unwise (often while doing it) were basically the sound of me changing mental gears without using the clutch.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 31 Dec 22 - 05:30 PM

Malorca beats Scotland.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 31 Dec 22 - 04:02 PM

When Scotland, Wales, and NI leave so will a lot of the hospitality industry. But history is replete with Britain’s hospitality: there was that tour group from Normandy, the one with Guðvér Excursions, and many others. Spain sent a party to discuss mutual tourism but the talks eventually sank out of sight.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 31 Dec 22 - 03:55 PM

The self-centered universe.
In this suburb of a largish galaxy in an area adjacent to a visible horizon where most of the universe is beyond our visible horizon and they in turn can not see beyond theirs, here on Earth I witnessed self-centeredness in a nutshell today.
A woman coming out of the post office walked excruciatingly slowly across a lane in the parking lot. Owing to the miracle of consciousness a pickup truck stopped to avoid hitting her without her apparent awareness. The pickup truck crept forward as she got in her car and backed up narrowly missing the truck.The truck stopped again as another car ahead of him backed out which prompted the lady behind the truck to honk over and over for not moving. Gradually the car backed out and proceeded forward as the lady still honked at the truck.
In a short while all involved will return to carbon and be recycled in a number of ways, some of which will also be self centered as Andromeda careens toward the Milky Way without awareness.
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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: MaJoC the Filk
Date: 31 Dec 22 - 06:19 AM

> they could turn their entire country into a theme park

We already have. Much to my confusion and distress, hospitality is now said to be our leading industry.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 30 Dec 22 - 05:22 PM

The Bank of England has warned that the U.K. is facing its longest recession since records began a century ago. LONDON — The U.K. economy contracted by 0.2% in the third quarter of 2022, signaling what could be the start of a long recession.Nov 11, 2022


I have the answer. With the lowest currency rate they could turn their entire country into a theme park for all the other richer countries in Europe and America. We already have London Bridge. The English natives could dance for us and their Parlament could put on shows for the kids.
Rides in the Queen's golden carriage would be ace.

When her Majesty was crowned, England was a global Empire and now is on par with Slovenia but I'm not saying she is responsible. I'm sure the usual suspects have an answer.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 29 Dec 22 - 02:58 PM

devotion may consist of elbow bending, neck tilting and swallowing exercises.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Dec 22 - 02:03 PM

We shall not go out and party on New Years Eve. We shall instead spend the time in prayer and make the obligatory pilgrimage to the Legion Hovel, where more devotional exercises will be held.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 28 Dec 22 - 06:28 AM

GOOD NEWS FOR ASS HOLES

https://www.mskcc.org/news/rectal-cancer-disappears-after-experimental-use-immunotherapy


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 28 Dec 22 - 01:43 AM

I'm letting go of my dark matter origin theory of the solid debris from the matter-antimatter annihilation. Now I don't think most of the M and anti M did not even annihilate. The anti matter flows into the past while our matter goes to our future in a symmetrical fashion.

All I know about dark matter is that it is gravitational in globular nonsymmetrical ways, DOES NOT INTERACT WITH MATTER AND DOES NOT TRANSMIT OR REFLECT LIGHT.

IS IT RACIST TO SPECULATE ABOUT DARK MATTER?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Dec 22 - 08:37 AM

Do virtual photons suppose the existence of non-virtual darkons?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 26 Dec 22 - 07:45 AM

Physics porn;
C Hybrid quantum systems in the ultrastrong, and even more in the deep-strong, coupling regimes can exhibit exotic physical phenomena and promise new applications in quantum technologies. In these nonperturbative regimes, a qubit--resonator system has an entangled quantum vacuum with a nonzero average photon number in the resonator, where the photons are virtual and cannot be directly detected. The vacuum field, however, is able to induce the symmetry breaking of a dispersively coupled probe qubit. We experimentally observe this Higgs-like quantum-vacuum symmetry breaking induced by the field of a lumped-element superconducting resonator deep-strongly coupled with a flux qubit. This result opens a way to experimentally explore the novel quantum-vacuum effects emerging in the deep-strong coupling regime.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 23 Dec 22 - 09:38 PM

My favorite version performed by Ed McCurdy.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Dec 22 - 09:00 PM

I was hangin' 'round town just a-wastin' my time,
Nothin' to spend, not even a dime
When a feller steps up and he says, "I suppose
You're a gunslingin’ man by the looks of your clothes."
"You guessed me right, and a good one," I claim,
"Do you happen to have any gunslingers to tame?"
He says, "I've got one and a bad one at that;
You kin see he’s a bad one cuz he wears a black hat."

I gets all excited and I ask what he pays
To gunsling for him for a couple of days.
He offers me ten, I says, "I'm your man,
For there’s no gun ever made that I couldn't fan;
He says, "Get your saddle, ya big old Walloon.”
We gets into his buckboard and rode to the saloon.

Well, standin’ outside and him all alone,
Was an ugly old fella named Blueberry Scone.
His legs were splayed and he had pigeon toes,
Little pig eyes and a big Roman nose.
His ears were all pierced from the top to the tip,
And six forty-fives a-ridin’ his hips,
He's ugly and old, and he swallers his chaw,
You can see with one eye he's a reg'lar outlaw.

Well I puts on my guns and likewise my boots,
And I says, “Hey, Blueberry, you’re an ugly galoot!”
I knew him on sight, I’d dealt with him before,
I was powerful glad for my twin forty-fours,
Likewise my forty-fives, and my small twenty-two,
Three derringer guns, and my old thirty-two,
And the folks they all scattered to left and to right
Cuz no one in their right mind likes any gun fight.

He went for for his guns without even “My Lands!”
And before you could spit he had two in his hands
He hits me in hat and right near my left boot
While I was a-standin’ there countin’ my loot
But I slaps my leather while watchin’ my step
For I'm still determined on buildin' a rep.
I puts one in his shoulder and one in the groin,
Yes, I’m slappin’ leather and feelin’ just fine.

Well, I dodge to the right and I dodge to the left
Cuz I don’t want to leave all my kinfolk bereft.
I wheel and I turn and he does the same,
We both know the rules of the gunslingin’ game
Then he runs out of guns to grab and to throw
But I’ve still got one and it’s then that he knows
That at this gun flingin’ he’s sure met his match
And I throws it just like we’re some kids playin’ catch.

Well, I’ve known many gun flingers though out my life,
Some of ‘em single and some with a wife,
But Blueberry Scone he was one of the best
He’d grab and he’d throw and outdo the rest,
But one thing I’ve learned as I’ve lived my long life
I can out-throw anyone with my Colt forty-five!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 23 Dec 22 - 05:56 PM

I googled sri Lanka Stargate for fun. Enjoy.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 22 Dec 22 - 08:33 PM

We're pretty close to that temperature here in North Texas. It started out at 43 degrees when I got up this morning and just went downhill from there. It's under 10o now. It's so cold that the next door neighbor and I agreed that the dogs won't be out in the yard waiting at the fence to get their morning treat. We'll do something later in the day - maybe. It's a ritual that the dogs love, rain or shine.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Dec 22 - 08:09 PM

Mom! While I was driving today the thermometer in the car registered a temperature drop of 35° in 13 minutes! Yes! It was 40° when I left the garage and it dropped to 5° and eventually to 4°! Meanwhile the skies were blue and sunny.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 21 Dec 22 - 11:29 PM

Now that there is only one species of mankind it's greatest disgrace Is the myth of the master race.
The powerful blood in the vein of a Spartacus or an Eisenhower who fought the dictator may win or lose the war but the love of freedom is immortal.

With a bit more wisdom and empathy the good will to men and women will be a reality.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 21 Dec 22 - 12:04 PM

I am still surprised by my intuition regarding a growth of black holes and by weird quantum ability to create more s0ace out of energy and time. When Dirac published his famous equation he wrote of the next discovery that was needed. It was Richard Feynman who answered that call. I am trying to answer the mystery of the dark energy and the expansion acceleration problem. The Web telescope will answer half ofy idea. In short I am still around


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