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MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]

GUEST, Galactic Overlord 11 Feb 21 - 08:27 AM
Stilly River Sage 10 Feb 21 - 10:30 AM
Stilly River Sage 09 Feb 21 - 11:53 PM
Rapparee 09 Feb 21 - 06:07 PM
Rapparee 04 Feb 21 - 06:58 PM
Stilly River Sage 04 Feb 21 - 11:14 AM
Donuel 04 Feb 21 - 08:52 AM
Rapparee 03 Feb 21 - 09:21 PM
Stilly River Sage 03 Feb 21 - 12:46 PM
Donuel 03 Feb 21 - 12:12 PM
Donuel 03 Feb 21 - 08:24 AM
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Rapparee 02 Feb 21 - 08:28 PM
Rapparee 01 Feb 21 - 08:49 PM
Stilly River Sage 01 Feb 21 - 11:13 AM
Donuel 01 Feb 21 - 06:57 AM
Rapparee 31 Jan 21 - 06:43 PM
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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: GUEST, Galactic Overlord
Date: 11 Feb 21 - 08:27 AM

HOW DARE YOU, YOU PUNY CREATURES!

This abomination, this putrid pile, you call the your defense forces has DARED to fire beams of pure energy at MY forces! Four at once, making it much harder to to protect again them!

I WILL DESTROY YOU AND MAKE YOU ALL MY SLAVES!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 10 Feb 21 - 10:30 AM

I think the duckdog has been playing with the jet stream. It wobbled way south this week - I had to get out the down comforter.


QUARK, anyone?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 09 Feb 21 - 11:53 PM

If Max had let Chongo register there would be more activity here, that is certain.

Rap, I think the sheet of ice from the northern tier has slipped free from it's moorings and is headed this way. MOM brought her stack of books from the table on the screened in porch into the den. And said something about finding the right proof hot cocoa. I wonder what she spikes it with?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Feb 21 - 06:07 PM

Must I do it all? I just rescued Mom from oblivion! This is why I'm her favorite.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Feb 21 - 06:58 PM

FRECKLES' ADVICE
©Baxter Black

Though Freckles is an angel now, he ain't forgot his friends.
He drops to earth and hangs around behind the buckin' pens.
He pulls a rope or just makes sure a rider gets bucked free.
So I took it as an honor, the day he spoke to me...

"I saw you ride your bull today. You sure did yourself proud.
You had him by the short hairs, I could feel it in the crowd!"
"I really should be thankful that I even stayed aboard.
You could'a done it better, Freckles...I'm lucky that I scored!"

"Hey don't be puttin' yourself down! You know you did okay.
The time will come when you look back and hunger for today
When everything was workin' right and judges liked your style,
Your joints were smooth, your belly flat and girls liked your smile.

"Cause in between the best you rode and the last one that you'll try
You'll face your own mortality and look it in the eye.
There ain't no shame admittin' you ain't what you used to be,
The shame is blamin' Lady Luck when Father Time's the key!

So if they know you came to ride and always did your best
Then hang your ol' spurs up with pride, 'cause that's the acid test
And, say some gunsel offers you a 'Geritol on Ice,'
Just grin 'im down, 'cause you don't have to ride Tornado twice!"


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 04 Feb 21 - 11:14 AM

Out of curiosity I took a look. MOM is still out for repairs.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 04 Feb 21 - 08:52 AM

A practical use for MOAB is perhaps the most successful mutation of this ancient thread yet. I believe I tried all the failed varients.
Thanks for all the fish.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Feb 21 - 09:21 PM

They need one new all-in-one (because of space problems and the person hates laptops). That person is a nun, so if she hates something I assume she means it. They also need a new copy/scan/fax/etc. printer as the current one is trashed from use. The computer, by the way, is running Windows 8.1 from 2013 and I couldn't upgrade it to Win10. The other computer is fine, running Win10 1952.

I've recommended this one for the nun.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 03 Feb 21 - 12:46 PM

What was the outcome, Rap? Do they need computers?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 03 Feb 21 - 12:12 PM

In an octpus' garden in the shade


I'd rather be
a deputy
of Biden than a prisoner
of the trump
Joe lets us in
Knows where we've been
In his empathy and truth
From DC
I'd ask my friends
To come and see
A Senate passing good laws
With me
I'd like to be
happy and free
With a Biden's White House
In the shade
We would be warm
Below the storm
In our little happy home
where we live
Singing out loud
and feeling so proud
In a democratic land
Near the sea
We would sing
And could bring
Equality
to share the joy of life
I'd like to be
a deputy of Biden than a prisoner
of trump's autocracy
We would shout
And swim about
the the lakes and clean shores
Of our seas


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 03 Feb 21 - 08:24 AM

In science fiction, the diet of extraterrestrials is an interesting mix of energy absorbtion. Usually it is simply just us but there are the proposed symbiotic relationships with bacteria that has radiation as the primary energy source. However from an engineering point of veiw the actual needs and transfer of energy should be'question one' to be answered.
So do they eat and if so what? radiation, Strawberry ice cream, animal mutillations, twinkys, chemical reactions or atomic? I wonder what a real alien schmeer would look like.

Would a shared banquet be unifying or a surprising disgusting event?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 02 Feb 21 - 08:37 PM

Maryland is a blue state. hmmm


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Feb 21 - 08:28 PM

Yesterday I did a computer needs analysis for a local nonprofit. Haven't done one of those is 20 years!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Feb 21 - 08:49 PM

Well, on February 4 at 11:00 am MST and 11:15 am MST my wife and I will be injected with the Moderna vaccine for COVD-19 immunity. This took a LOT of doing, as Idaho is getting about half of the quantity of vaccine that is needed.

So much for being a "red state."


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 01 Feb 21 - 11:13 AM

"CallMicrosoftCustomerSupport"


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 01 Feb 21 - 06:57 AM

If you have a stolen Capitol laptop thats not the way to go


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 31 Jan 21 - 06:43 PM

Anyone know of a good, brute force, password cracker for Windows 10?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 30 Jan 21 - 11:51 AM

Avi Loeb astrphysicist and a former big wheel at Harvard has a thought process I admire. He noticed that Umauma accelerated away from the sun in excess of a light sail. Its speed from outside the solar system suggests that it is much like a stationary buoy in the galaxy and the solar system moved past it in its corkscrew orbit around our galaxy. He also noticed it was flat and not cigar shaped as first assumed.
It is our own Navy that has has incontravertibl evidence of intelligently controled craft beyond human capability.
Maybe what Avi explored was a craft, but its occcupants are either dead or gone.

In you mind you have capacities, you know
To telepath messages through the vast unknown
Please close your eyes and concentrate
With every thought you think
Upon the recitation we're about to sing

Calling occupants of interplanetary craft
Calling occupants of interplanetary, most extraordinary craft

Calling occupants of interplanetary craft
Calling occupants of interplanetary craft
Calling occupants of interplanetary, most extraordinary craft

You've been observing our Earth
And we'd like to make
A contact with you

We are your friends

Calling occupants of interplanetary craft
Calling occupants of interplanetary, ultra emissaries

We've been observing your Earth
And one night we'll make
A contact with you

We are your friends

Calling occupants of interplanetary, quite extraordinary craft

And please come in peace, we beseech you
Only our love we will teach them
Our Earth may never survive
So do come, we beg you

Please, interstellar policeman
Oh won't you give us a sign
Give us a sign
That we've reached you

Oh do

With your mind you have ability to form
And transmit thought energy far beyond the norm
You close your eyes, you concentrate
Together, that's the way
To send the message we declare World Contact Day

Calling occupants of interplanetary craft
Calling occupants of interplanetary craft
Calling occupants of interplanetary, most extraordinary craft

Calling occupants
Calling occupants
Calling occupants of interplanetary, anti-adversary craft

We'd like to make a contact with you
now that we've reached each other
By the way please wear a mask and gloves


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 30 Jan 21 - 11:42 AM

Cat got your tongue?

Dog got your breakfast bagel?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 30 Jan 21 - 11:23 AM


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 29 Jan 21 - 09:51 AM

NEW CASINO RULES MAY be on the way for Wall St. for complaining "How dare small time investors use our own rules against the house and giant hedge funds". This is due to the amazing Game Stop story.
Hedge funds manipulate the stockmarket by useing 'shorting a stock' and futures. This time the little guy did it to them. Elon Musk HATES the shorting scam and has railed against it for decades.
Social and financial change often begins with conversations about inequities and unfairness. Investigations are already tripping over one another.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 28 Jan 21 - 10:23 PM

That skunk galaxy is beneficial, it keeps the Daleks out of our part of the universe.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Jan 21 - 08:44 PM

Yes, we dealt with that when I was in Grad School at Case Western Reserve University back in the '70s. It's pretty much a recapitulation of the research done then, but with a different slant to it. Check with Tefko Serasovich or Paul Kantor at Rutgers.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 28 Jan 21 - 05:47 PM

Graciously my request to GFOIA galacic freedom of information act was granted and while thre are some redacted future issues, as it turns out everything I knew is wrong from my constitutional law scholar pursuits to my endeavors in hypnosis......Its simply a dog eat/infect dog universe.
The current pandemic is not so much respiratory but a brain eating and restructuring disease that is parasitic in nature. Thus the radical right violence is merely a symptom of the disease.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4991276/


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 28 Jan 21 - 07:00 AM

Little Hawk, tag you're it.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Jan 21 - 09:34 PM

I know where he is, but I'm enjoined by various Security Acts from telling.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: keberoxu
Date: 27 Jan 21 - 08:59 PM

Good to see you back, gnu.

Now, if we can just locate olddude . . .


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 27 Jan 21 - 10:04 AM

I got a Dick pic today, a portrait of Nixon from the Nixon Realitivist Association (NRA) claiming by today's standards he is a great president.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 27 Jan 21 - 06:12 AM

The Skunk Galaxy
You can smell it thousands of light years away


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Jan 21 - 09:04 PM

Yes, indeed. Before you know it people like Big Mick and Eisley will drop in. Maybe even...KHANDU himself!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: keberoxu
Date: 26 Jan 21 - 02:35 PM

Gnu AND Little Hawk ... old home week ??


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 25 Jan 21 - 04:51 PM

two pocket dogs carried in a huge rain coat is nice
but a knee high is best since it can walk along side.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Little Hawk
Date: 25 Jan 21 - 01:13 PM

I have TWO Duck dogs in this house! I feel quite blessed. One is a Fox Terrier. The other is a cross between what looks like a Corgi, a Chihuahua, and maybe some other small breed of terrier...but she looks most like a Corgi...with the buggy chihuahua eyes.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: gnu
Date: 25 Jan 21 - 11:33 AM

I may return as well... IF can still get in.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 24 Jan 21 - 11:22 PM

There's a lot of heavy lifting to do now that the Galactic Overloard, the DuckDog, and Chongo don't drop by any more. And of course, Amos is gone.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Little Hawk
Date: 24 Jan 21 - 09:34 PM

Is it still as exciting as ever here?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Jan 21 - 08:34 PM

No, his mittens aren't holey. Neither are mine. Mine are reindeer leather. Prancer or Vixen, I think.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: keberoxu
Date: 23 Jan 21 - 09:40 PM

Holy Hiawatha's Mittens!

I mean,
Bernie Sanders's mittens ...


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Jan 21 - 01:38 PM

Way up North....


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 23 Jan 21 - 10:49 AM

Sorry I forgot to turn encryption back on.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 23 Jan 21 - 10:48 AM

Has lodge member Eric the Red returned from his Jan 6 pilmigridge yet?
Its been two weeks!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 22 Jan 21 - 09:13 PM

Rap the briney brains stay plainly on the mains
Luz slips slinks shifts
So Y biscuit?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Jan 21 - 09:03 PM

Okay, you can read this. It's in the secret MOAB code. Now is the time for all good men and women to come to the aid of their nation.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: keberoxu
Date: 22 Jan 21 - 07:17 PM

Ach, Donuel,
I know that MOAB (annex) is made of sturdy stuff,
but ...
oh, well ...
we all need someplace to get it ALL off of our chests.

Only, darn it,
I will NOT read the entire bleeping post.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 22 Jan 21 - 07:42 AM

Q is an omnicient but unwise well intentioned character on Star Trek.
read backwards in code ' a non Q 'is a myopic wise being of ill intent


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Jan 21 - 08:48 PM

QAnon: Q from the character in the James Bond movies, Anon for Anonymous.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Jan 21 - 03:30 PM

Either will be fine as long as they are unequivocally documented.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 20 Jan 21 - 11:25 AM

What do you prefer, a dagger that pierced Ceasar's duodenum or one of the coins that Judas was paid?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Jan 21 - 09:41 PM

Only 23 days to my birthday. Have you gotten my presents yet?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 19 Jan 21 - 06:15 PM

Pandember? I thought this was Panduary.


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