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MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]

Donuel 17 Dec 20 - 07:14 PM
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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 17 Dec 20 - 07:14 PM

I watch Bach in a graphic manner as the music is highlighted in color as it moves along.
I realized that Toccata and Fugue was like a fractal with an added dimension of pitch and frequency. An audio fractal may only be doubled in rhythm and added in its simplest form an octave higher.
Add counterpoint lines and the fractal creates yet another dimension.
This would be a different approach to machine learned chorale 4 voice leading Bach. The usual method is by programing examples in the hundreds and have the computer create a new version based on those examples.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 17 Dec 20 - 05:02 PM

Didja ever get a sonogram of yur brain? It is suppose to get you high depending on frequency and short duration. It has something to do with the singing neurons and pyramidal cells which contain your micro
tubuels which can measure wave function collapse on a quantum scale.
Quantum consciousness goes back to Schrodiger's 1932 book What is Life. In the last 10 years the awareness of quantum consciousness has exploded. The ventricals can help islate the quantum and the pyramidal cells in the tmporal lobes can decipher the signals.
The universe operates on a non computational level including time insights that spreads events out. The insights you have goes beyond the rules. Understanding goes beyond computation. Do I understand quantum mechanics role in consciousness, HELL NO, but I love the extra help. How do you think I guessed Trump's twitter password to be maga2020?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 17 Dec 20 - 01:10 PM

Here are flags for every Texan known to have died of COVID-19 in 2020 so far. I'd like to have known a few of them. Perhaps I do/did and am not aware yet that they died. :-(


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 16 Dec 20 - 09:06 PM

What a concept. I would love to know many of them.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Dec 20 - 05:08 PM

This is 1668. These people die in 1668:

    January 6
       Luis de Benavides Carrillo, Marquis of Caracena (b. 1608)
       Magdalene Sibylle of Saxony, Crown Princess of Denmark (b. 1617)
    January 14 – Arnauld de Oihenart, Basque historian and poet (b. 1592)
    January 31 – Hermann Busenbaum, German Jesuit theologian (b. 1600)
    February 2 – Antonio del Castillo y Saavedra, Spanish artist (b. 1616)
    February 8 – Alessandro Tiarini, Italian painter (b. 1577)
    February 21 – John Thurloe, English Puritan spy (b. 1616)
    March 16 – Francis Talbot, 11th Earl of Shrewsbury (b. 1623)
    April 12 – Alexander Daniell, sole proprietor of the Manor of Alverton, Cornwall (b. 1599)
    April 21 – Jan Boeckhorst, Flemish painter (b. c. 1604)
    May 1 – Frans Luycx, Flemish painter (b. 1604)
    May 8 – Catherine of St. Augustine, French nun and nurse of New France (b. 1632)
    May 9 – Otto Christoph von Sparr, German general (b. 1599)
    May 21 – Christoph Delphicus zu Dohna, Prussian-born Swedish soldier, diplomat (b. 1628)
    June 20 – Heinrich Roth, German Sanskrit scholar (b. 1620)
    July 26 – Hans Svane, Danish statesman (b. 1606)
    August 9 – Jakob Balde, German Latinist (b. 1604)
    August 23 – Artus Quellinus the Elder, Flemish sculptor (b. 1609)
    August 24 – Tyman Oosdorp, Dutch brewer and magistrate of Haarlem (b. 1613)
    September 16
       Paolo Emilio Rondinini, Italian Bishop of Assisi (b. 1617)
       Jan Miense Molenaer, Dutch painter (b. 1610)
    September 19 – Sir William Waller, English Civil War general (b. c. 1635)
    October 12 – Zacharias Wagenaer, secretary, painter, then merchant and administrator (Dutch East-India Company) (b. 1614)
    October 13
       Robert Sutton, 1st Baron Lexinton, English politician (b. 1594)
       Algernon Percy, 10th Earl of Northumberland, English military leader (b. 1602)
    November 17 – Joseph Alleine, English non-conformist preacher (b. 1634)
    November 21 – Adolf William, Duke of Saxe-Eisenach (b. 1632)
    December 3 – William Cecil, 2nd Earl of Salisbury, English earl (b. 1591)
    December 14 – Charles Berkeley, 2nd Viscount Fitzhardinge, English politician (b. 1599)
    December 23 – Martin Bauzer, Gorizian Jesuit priest and writer (b. 1595)
    December 24 – Wadham Wyndham, English judge (b. 1609)

I didn't know any of them. Did you?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 16 Dec 20 - 04:21 PM

Rap you were 1,666
The blobs were cute when singing christmas carols.
I couldn't get them to sing my suggestions.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Dec 20 - 01:11 PM

Sounds like some squeezy toys that dogs play with.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 16 Dec 20 - 09:54 AM

Hark the hearald googles sing!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 15 Dec 20 - 11:22 PM

It seems I should put this in a music thread, or even start one, but a Google Blob opera machine learning just does sound like a great source of BS, doesn't it?

Let the dulcet tones of Google’s Blob Opera ring in the holiday season with machine learning


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: keberoxu
Date: 15 Dec 20 - 10:15 PM

Good to hear from you, gnu,

and I sincerely hope
that the holiday season for you this year,
in some way or other,
is a more life-affirming experience
than the one you must have endured in 2019,
a year ago at this time.
Keep hanging in there.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: gnu
Date: 15 Dec 20 - 10:12 PM

Rap... 15 Dec 20... So, summed up, my reply would be, to quote Cousin Rodney of Kent, "Money talks, and bullshit walks."


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Dec 20 - 09:33 PM

As my dear old friend Manny Kant said, "Die Logiker sagen mit Recht, daß man beim Gebrauch der Urteile
in Vernunftschlüssen die einzelnen Urteile gleich den allgemeinen
behandeln könne. Denn eben darum, weil sie gar keinen Umfang haben,
kann das Prädikat derselben nicht bloß auf einiges dessen, was unter
dem Begriff des Subjekts enthalten ist, gezogen, von einigem aber
ausgenommen werden. Es gilt also von jenem Begriffe ohne Ausnahme,
gleich als wenn derselbe ein gemeingültiger Begriff wäre, der einen
Umfang hätte, von dessen ganzer Bedeutung das Prädikat gelte.
Vergleichen wir dagegen ein einzelnes Urteil mit einem gemeingültigen,
bloß als Erkenntnis, der Größe nach, so verhält sie sich zu diesem
wie Einheit zur Unendlichkeit, und ist also an sich selbst davon
wesentlich unterschieden. Also, wenn ich ein einzelnes Urteil
(judicium singulare) nicht bloß nach seiner inneren Gültigkeit,
sondern auch, als Erkenntnis überhaupt, nach der Größe, die es
in Vergleichung mit anderen Erkenntnissen hat, schätze, so ist
es allerdings von gemeingültigen Urteilen (judicia communia)
unterschieden, und verdient in einer vollständigen Tafel der Momente
des Denkens überhaupt (obzwar freilich nicht in der bloß auf den
Gebrauch der Urteile untereinander eingeschränkten Logik) eine
besondere Stelle."


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 15 Dec 20 - 11:32 AM

local news said aout 40 arrests were made

Rudy the red nose lawyer


Rudy the deadbeat lawyer
loved Donald like his fam-ily
dooming his wife and children
to insolubil-ity

Rudy enjoys the good life
takes a royal princess cruise
makes it with teen age bimbos
Buys the most expensive booze

Then one foggy xmas eve< Rudy got a call
If he'd shoot joe b tonight
Trump would win it all all right -

soon the law was on his trail
Rudy changed his name
had some hair dye and botox
Now he is a star on Fox

the only thing about poor Rudy
he looks exactly like an older Pense
when he reports on Donald
he doesn't make a bit of sense


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 15 Dec 20 - 09:16 AM

The fight and the stabbings recently mentioned - those aren't reenactments of a chess game with full-size humans as players, are they? The game is a little more rough than I remember.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mom's Xmas carols
From: Donuel
Date: 15 Dec 20 - 08:58 AM

It started with a glass of beer
sung to the tune it came upon a midnight clear

It started wi-th a glass of beer
the way it so often does
Soon Don had knocked off a pint of rye
and Mom had one helluva buzz
the yelling started round half past nine
and push came to shove around ten
the screams grew loud and the neighbors knew
the mudcats were at it again
Don's eyes were black from the countless blows
Mom's body was bloody and raw
his nose was broken - he'd lost 4 teeth
from stopping a vase with his jaw
they fought each other since god knows when
and neither show any remorse
they stick together because they know
The Church won't allow for divorce.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 14 Dec 20 - 09:14 PM

I don't know. From an omnicient POV, sides don't matter. To law and order it matters. Reasons are variable. Due to infinities some reasons that probably are held by entities that consider themselves Galactic Overlords would be alien to us. Einstien's equations can end in infinities which clues me into thinking infinities exist. If they exist anything is possible like there is no outer edge to the universe. Time may have an edge and could make black holes inside our universe the only edges where time stops and space time and mass change places with each other. In our observable universe we can see Mass transform into Energy as sunlight everyday. I suppose Energy turns into mass someplace really cold. The transformations inside black holes are probably beyond our comprehension like spacetime and energetic mass transforming into its opposite. It might be a gateway or a new universe...like I said I don't know.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Dec 20 - 08:30 PM

Why do those stabbed, or the stabbers, need to be assigned a label? The stabbed are hurt, the stabbers are liable for arrest if they can be found. What does it matter what "side" they were on?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 14 Dec 20 - 06:34 AM

This weekend 4 people were criticly stabbed at a pro Trump rally in DC.
This did not happen until after the Donald made a show of support by making a Marine one helicopter fly by over the samll gathering .
All the opponents were refered to as anti fascists by the media but the victims were not assigned any viewpoint as to pro or anti trump.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Dec 20 - 08:44 PM

Last night one of the Idaho Legion Fortresses was attacked by the forces of the Galactic Overlord (who is now styling itself as the "Multidimensional Intergalactic Overlord"). As you can see, they used a cloaking device to attack from a direction other than that which the Multifocal Incinerator Beamcaster was pointing. Fortunately it was possible to rapidly swing the 'caster and destroy the attacking fleet. This has led to a lawsuit in the Extreme Court of Mercy charging the Legion with "Unwarranted Ugly Behavior Against the MIO" and asking that time be rolled back and the whole incident redone.

The Legion isn't having any of it and asked that the case be dismissed "With Extreme Prejudice And Then Some."


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 11 Dec 20 - 03:28 PM

While shopping for chess sets there were all kinds; Game of Thrones, The Hobbitt, Haarry Potter, Trump vs Biden(however Biden and Harris are not available but can be purchased seperately).
There were no Dicks vs Assholes chess sets. There should be:
dick 1 |d?k|
noun vulgar slang
1 a man’s penis.
• Brit.a stupid or contemptible person.
2 [ mass noun ] [ with negative ] N. Amer.anything at all.
verbchiefly N. Amer.
1 [ no obj. ] informal waste time; mess around.
2 [ with obj. ] (of a man) have sexual intercourse with.
ORIGIN mid 16th cent. (in the general sense ‘fellow’): pet form of the given name Richard. Sense 1 of the noun dates from the late 18th cent.
Next, from the same dictionary:
asshole
noun vulgar slang
US spelling of arsehole.
arsehole |'??sh??l|
nounBrit. vulgar slang
1 the anus.
2 a stupid, irritating, or contemptible person.
Suppose for a moment that we don’t give a rat’s ass(hole) about the lexical definitions. Suppose… for a moment that you would only want to hear my analysis of these two words.
A ‘dick’ is predominantly used to describe someone who’s actively irritating others with various malicious acts. An ‘asshole’, on the other hand, is passive. Let me elaborate.
For example, you’re shopping for groceries at the supermarket. A ‘dick’ would push his cart into your butt, say sorry, laugh about it, and then cut in line. Hell, he would steal the items from your cart and throw in items that are embarrassing or super expensive.
An asshole, however, would just stand in your way. When asked to move, he would stare at you incessantly, as if he was the owner of the space, and frown.
Thus, being called an ‘asshole’ is still better than being referred to as ‘dick’.
MY CHESS SET
The pawns for ass holes are pretty straight forward. The Castle Assholes are HUGE. The knights are drive a Ferrari, Bishops are 2 of the 4 major religious symbols. The King Asshole and Queen can be custom ordered.
The Dick pawns were small. The Dick rooks were large, the Bishops looked pretty normal but were dicks. The knights wore condoms. The Dick king or queen came in only one version. Rich Dicks and Bitch Dicks.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 11 Dec 20 - 08:12 AM

BWL's Florida also supports overturning the election - Vaccine for you

However without a Covid relief bill
NO SOUP FOR YOU!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 11 Dec 20 - 08:06 AM

Idaho did not join the amicus brief to overturn the election of Biden.

NO VACCINE FOR YOU

Texas however has friends in the white house/mara lago so Stilly gets the vaccine.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 10 Dec 20 - 10:03 PM

MOM, did you get moved to the head of the line for the COVID-19 vaccination? They're going to set up a booth at the Legion Hovel and your name should be on the list.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Dec 20 - 08:41 PM

MOM! I thought I told you to get up there! Now do it, okay? For me, your favorite kid? Please?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 09 Dec 20 - 08:00 PM

Everyone is gravitating to a scientific approach involving E.
The Lord will watch the paint dry. If you used oil it may take more than your lifetime.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Dec 20 - 06:37 PM

Build a really big fire and wrap lots and lots of aluminum foil behind it, stretched from tree to tree. This will reflect heat from the fire on the cold side, AND you can cook biscuits and cornbread at the same time.

Lasers could also work. Just get a few pointer-lasers and jack up the input to a few thousand watts.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 09 Dec 20 - 10:39 AM

Try placing a few mirrors - 100 might do it - to reflect back onto that side. The work will warm you.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 09 Dec 20 - 09:46 AM

Hi, Mom!

I'm painting the exterior of my house and have run into a bit of a problem. I have finished the east, west, and south sides, but since it's December, the sun is in the southern sky all day long. The remaining northern side of the house gets no sun at all. The paint is drying very slowly and working there is just a bit on the chilly side.

What I need is a few volunteers to help me turn my house 180° so the north side becomes the south side. Not permanently, but just for a couple of days, and then we'll spin it back. Who's up for lending a hand?

If that sound like too much trouble, we could try reversing the earth's axial tilt for a few days. That would probably work just as well.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Dec 20 - 09:36 PM

Now warm with ministerial ire,
Fierce sallied forth our loyal 'Squire,
And on his striding steps attends
His desperate clan of Tory friends.
When sudden met his wrathful eye
A pole ascending through the sky,
Which numerous throngs of whiggish race
Were raising in the market-place.
Not higher school-boy's kites aspire,
Or royal mast, or country spire;
Like spears at Brobdignagian tilting,
Or Satan's walking-staff in Milton.
And on its top, the flag unfurl'd
Waved triumph o'er the gazing world,
Inscribed with inconsistent types
Of Liberty and thirteen stripes.
Beneath, the crowd without delay
The dedication-rites essay,
And gladly pay, in antient fashion,
The ceremonies of libation;
While briskly to each patriot lip
Walks eager round the inspiring flip:
Delicious draught! whose powers inherit
The quintessence of public spirit;
Which whoso tastes, perceives his mind
To nobler politics refined;
Or roused to martial controversy,
As from transforming cups of Circe;
Or warm'd with Homer's nectar'd liquor,
That fill'd the veins of gods with ichor.
At hand for new supplies in store,
The tavern opes its friendly door,
Whence to and fro the waiters run,
Like bucket-men at fires in town.
Then with three shouts that tore the sky,
'Tis consecrate to Liberty.
To guard it from th' attacks of Tories,
A grand Committee cull'd of four is;
Who foremost on the patriot spot,
Had brought the flip, and paid the shot.


By this, M'Fingal with his train
Advanced upon th' adjacent plain,
And full with loyalty possest,
Pour'd forth the zeal, that fired his breast.


"What mad-brain'd rebel gave commission,
To raise this May-pole of sedition?
Like Babel, rear'd by bawling throngs,
With like confusion too of tongues,
To point at heaven and summon down
The thunders of the British crown?
Say, will this paltry Pole secure
Your forfeit heads from Gage's power?
Attack'd by heroes brave and crafty,
Is this to stand your ark of safety;
Or driven by Scottish laird and laddie,
Think ye to rest beneath its shadow?
When bombs, like fiery serpents, fly,
And balls rush hissing through the sky,
Will this vile Pole, devote to freedom,
Save like the Jewish pole in Edom;
Or like the brazen snake of Moses,
Cure your crackt skulls and batter'd noses?


"Ye dupes to every factious rogue
And tavern-prating demagogue,
Whose tongue but rings, with sound more full,
On th' empty drumhead of his scull;
Behold you not what noisy fools
Use you, worse simpletons, for tools?
For Liberty, in your own by-sense,
Is but for crimes a patent license,
To break of law th' Egyptian yoke,
And throw the world in common stock;
Reduce all grievances and ills
To Magna Charta of your wills;
Establish cheats and frauds and nonsense,
Framed to the model of your conscience;
Cry justice down, as out of fashion,
And fix its scale of depreciation;
Defy all creditors to trouble ye,
And keep new years of Jewish jubilee;
Drive judges out, like Aaron's calves,
By jurisdiction of white staves,
And make the bar and bench and steeple
Submit t' our Sovereign Lord, The People;
By plunder rise to power and glory,
And brand all property, as Tory;
Expose all wares to lawful seizures
By mobbers or monopolizers;
Break heads and windows and the peace,
For your own interest and increase;
Dispute and pray and fight and groan
For public good, and mean your own;
Prevent the law by fierce attacks
From quitting scores upon your backs;
Lay your old dread, the gallows, low,
And seize the stocks, your ancient foe,
And turn them to convenient engines
To wreak your patriotic vengeance;
While all, your rights who understand,
Confess them in their owner's hand;
And when by clamours and confusions,
Your freedom's grown a public nuisance,
Cry "Liberty," with powerful yearning,
As he does "Fire!" whose house is burning;
Though he already has much more
Than he can find occasion for.
While every clown, that tills the plains,
Though bankrupt in estate and brains,
By this new light transform'd to traitor,
Forsakes his plough to turn dictator,
Starts an haranguing chief of Whigs,
And drags you by the ears, like pigs.
All bluster, arm'd with factious licence,
New-born at once to politicians.
Each leather-apron'd dunce, grown wise,
Presents his forward face t' advise,
And tatter'd legislators meet,
From every workshop through the street.
His goose the tailor finds new use in,
To patch and turn the Constitution;
The blacksmith comes with sledge and grate
To iron-bind the wheels of state;
The quack forbears his patients' souse,
To purge the Council and the House;
The tinker quits his moulds and doxies,
To cast assembly-men and proxies.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Dec 20 - 05:57 PM

Neither does anyone else here, so say it.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 07 Dec 20 - 07:07 PM

I am shocked, shocked that I have nothing to say in this establishment


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 07 Dec 20 - 01:19 PM

That is an important distinction, though from what I read on Facebook recently there is more "all" than there was a year ago, so it may average out.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Dec 20 - 09:48 AM

gnu, shouldn't that read "I still ain't ALL here"?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 07 Dec 20 - 06:41 AM

Behind the kitchens of Trump hotel restaurants
the dumpsters are fermenting and distilling
a dumpster juice that is rotten but addictive.
Sure it is toxic but artificially sweetened
so the rotten after taste makes people drink more
sweetened dumpster juice to hide the rotten flavor.
Compared to salty Liberal tears dumpster juice
has more appeal among people who don't drink wine.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: gnu
Date: 06 Dec 20 - 11:34 PM

Just dropped in to say, "I still ain't here."


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 05 Dec 20 - 08:10 PM

Ah crap scrap that

edited
Anything that happens in life
Can happen in DC
You can make 'em mad
You can make 'em cry
Anything and everything goes

(Chorus)
[SCHUMER]
The clown
With his tweets falling down
Or the case
of the man in disgrace
Or the scam
That the country can't stand
That's entertainment!

[PELOSI]
The lights
On first ladies in tights

[BIDEN]
Or the bride
With a gal on the side

[SCHUMER]
Or the ball
Where she, infects them all

[BIDEN, SCHUMER, AND PELOSI]
That's entertainment!

[PELOSI]
The plot
Could be hot
Simply teeming with porn

[SCHUMER]
A gay
Senator
Who is after his ex

[BIDEN]
It was John but there never was sex

[SCHUMER]
Where a teen kills off the Congress
And gun nuts have wronged us.

[NANCY]
The jerk
Who is thrown out of work

[JOE]
By the boss
Who is thrown for a loss

[CHUCK]
By the flirt
Who is doing him dirt

[ALL]
The world is a stage
The stage is DC
Its entertainment!

(instrumental break)

[ALL]
The doubt
While the jury is out
Or the drill
When the judge has his fill
Or the case
For the man in disgrace
That's entertainment!

[NANCY]
The whore
Who Donald adored

[CHUCK]
He's the king
Of an underworld ring

[CHUCK AND JOE]
He's an ape
Who tries to escape

[ALL]
That's entertainment!
It might
Be a fight
Like you see on the screen
A gang
Getting banged
For the love of some cash
For a huge party bash
At a spot that is sweet

And everyone ends in mincemeat.

The gag
Where he's waving the flag
That began
With a crooked con man
Hip hip hooray
The American way!
The world is a stage
The stage in DC
Is entertainment!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Thats ENTERTINMENT
From: Donuel
Date: 05 Dec 20 - 06:50 PM

Anything that happens in life
Can happen in DC
You can make 'em mad
You can make 'em cry
Anything and everything goes
-
(Chorus)
[SCHUMER]
The clown
With his tweets falling down
Or the case
Right before arraignment
Or the man
That the country can't stand
That's entertainment!

[PELOSI]
The lights
On first ladies in tights

[BIDEN]
Or the bride
With a guy on the side

[SCHUMER]
Or the ball
Where she, infects them all

[BIDEN, SCHUMER, AND PELOSI]
That's entertainment!

[PELOSI]
The plot
Could be hot
Simply teeming with porn

[SCHUMER]
A gay
Senator
Who is after his ex

[BIDEN]
It could be Oedipus Rex

[SCHUMER]
Where a teen kills off the Congress
And gun nuts have wronged us.

[NANCY]
The jerk
Who is thrown out of work

[JOE]
By the boss
Who is thrown for a loss

[CHUCK]
By the flirt
Who is doing him dirt

[ALL]
The world is a stage
The stage is DC
Its entertainment!

(instrumental break)

[ALL]
The doubt
While the jury is out
Or the drill
When the judge has his fill
Or the case
For the man in disgrace
That's entertainment!

[NANCY]
The dame
Who is known as the flame

[CHUCK]
Of the king
Of an underworld ring

[CHUCK AND JOE]
He's an ape
Who won't let her escape

[ALL]
That's entertainment!
It might
Be a fight
Like you see on the screen
A gang
Getting banged
For the love of some cash
For some huge party bash
At a spot that really is sweet
And everyone ends in mincemeat.
The gag
Where he's waving the flag
That began
With a crooked con man
Hip hip hooray
The American way!
The world is a stage
The stage in DC
Is entertainment!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 05 Dec 20 - 04:21 PM

Texas foundations often are without basements. We noticed a marble tends to roll west on our floors.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 05 Dec 20 - 09:55 AM

Looking around the house at all of the stuff here. MOM keeps picking up interesting rocks and leaving them on the front edges of the bookshelves. With this much extra weight no wonder the foundation is shifting.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 04 Dec 20 - 01:58 PM

Around the World in Covid days
Its a little cough and then a sneeze
and then you're on your knees
About the time your fever swells
Its hard to breathe, into your sleeve
and you feel unwell.
Of all the things you've had before
its hard to say if you'll stay or go.
In the last two days you start to fade
with no O2 its got U too
and its time, to say, goodbye.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 03 Dec 20 - 12:16 PM

There are some doorways you can go through with little effort but great reward. If it can't hurt go for it. Regret is burdunsome over time.

I was given the next days winning lottery # by Linda Love*.
It won without me playing


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Dec 20 - 09:33 AM

My last post was 1630, the number of the house where I grew to immaturity. Obviously this is A Sign, an Omen, of some sort. It must be propitious, as well. Shall I play the lottery? Perhaps even take a shower? Shall I bet that Biden wins the election? Oh, whatever can it mean?!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Dec 20 - 09:29 AM

This surgery started, according to the surgical notes, with a "time-out" until everyone agreed. I'm glad I was well under anesthesia as I probably couldn't have taken all the arguing a yelling -- I had enough of that as a kid.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 03 Dec 20 - 05:47 AM

A happy routine outcome with no need for bypass or gross transfusion is what you want. Every procedure has a whoops or two. When they don't matter, YOU WIN.

Other than expense, the reason there should not be routine MRI's is because they invariably show small abnormalities. In Boston I met a woman who was on the team that developed real time MRI's. Back then there was propriatary caution involved in discussions.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 03 Dec 20 - 12:32 AM

I've had surgery before, soft-tissue stuff, and a bunionectomy. The knee tops all of that for the "Major" part of major surgery. It is sometimes better that we don't realize how big these things are until after the fact.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Dec 20 - 09:27 PM

Saw my doctor yesterday and the surgeon today. Apparently a carotid endarterectomy is a major surgical procedure. I've been told that for the last couple of weeks, but I now have a copy of the operative notes and am forced to agree that having your throat cut is major surgery. However, the surgeon estimated that only 20 cc's of blood were lost. And from what they said I'm doing pretty well for someone who had major surgery.

The CAT scan and MRI notes say that my skull is intact and that no gross abnormalities were found...just little ones, apparently.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 02 Dec 20 - 09:00 PM

Fringe speakers in Georgia are saying Trump won by 80 million votes and 410 'electrical votes'.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 02 Dec 20 - 07:11 PM

Today his 46 minute speech was about why Biden is not the President and named who are enemies of the people for certifying a fraud.

Death threats are the new Hallmark greeting cards.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 02 Dec 20 - 12:21 PM

Except for the fact that his BS is toxic, Trump has been creating so much BS lately that he is *almost* an honorary member of the group. But he would be wise to subscribe to the adage that he doesn't want to join any club that would have him.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Dec 20 - 06:37 PM

I think that the Presidental actions are more and more representative of Titius-Bode's Law.


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