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MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]

Stilly River Sage 23 May 21 - 11:46 PM
Rapparee 23 May 21 - 09:33 PM
Donuel 23 May 21 - 04:09 PM
Stilly River Sage 23 May 21 - 10:44 AM
Rapparee 22 May 21 - 10:05 PM
Donuel 22 May 21 - 05:34 PM
Rapparee 22 May 21 - 10:22 AM
Donuel 22 May 21 - 08:12 AM
Rapparee 21 May 21 - 09:34 PM
keberoxu 21 May 21 - 02:59 PM
Stilly River Sage 21 May 21 - 01:07 PM
Rapparee 20 May 21 - 09:26 PM
Donuel 20 May 21 - 07:48 AM
Rapparee 19 May 21 - 09:58 PM
keberoxu 19 May 21 - 08:46 PM
Rapparee 18 May 21 - 09:22 PM
Donuel 18 May 21 - 07:25 PM
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Rapparee 17 May 21 - 10:11 PM
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Donuel 16 May 21 - 09:24 AM
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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 23 May 21 - 11:46 PM

THIS quite possibly needs its own dedicated thread, but it certainly belongs here to start with.

The Body’s Most Embarrassing Organ Is an Evolutionary Marvel


And yet we have very little idea where anuses come from.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 May 21 - 09:33 PM

I do hope that you discovered that in such a way that your dwelling is still available to you.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 23 May 21 - 04:09 PM

I did 3 months of drops and comtinue with salt and refresh daily.

I discovered the best fire starter is a modern high powered flashlight.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 23 May 21 - 10:44 AM

Eyedrops all day long, different types and amounts in each eye. It's keeping me on my toes after cataract surgery. MOM isn't any help, I had to hide my notes and little bottles because she was babysitting a kid from the neighborhood and they used my little chart to play tic tac toe.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 May 21 - 10:05 PM

I WENT into a public 'ouse to get a pint o' beer,
The publican 'e up an' sez, " We serve no red-coats here."
The girls be'ind the bar they laughed an' giggled fit to die,
I outs into the street again an' to myself sez I:
O it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' " Tommy, go away " ;
But it's " Thank you, Mister Atkins," when the band begins to play
The band begins to play, my boys, the band begins to play,
O it's " Thank you, Mister Atkins," when the band begins to play.

I went into a theatre as sober as could be,
They gave a drunk civilian room, but 'adn't none for me;
They sent me to the gallery or round the music-'alls,
But when it comes to fightin', Lord! they'll shove me in the stalls!
For it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' " Tommy, wait outside ";
But it's " Special train for Atkins " when the trooper's on the tide
The troopship's on the tide, my boys, the troopship's on the tide,
O it's " Special train for Atkins " when the trooper's on the tide.

Yes, makin' mock o' uniforms that guard you while you sleep
Is cheaper than them uniforms, an' they're starvation cheap.
An' hustlin' drunken soldiers when they're goin' large a bit
Is five times better business than paradin' in full kit.
Then it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an` Tommy, 'ow's yer soul? "
But it's " Thin red line of 'eroes " when the drums begin to roll
The drums begin to roll, my boys, the drums begin to roll,
O it's " Thin red line of 'eroes, " when the drums begin to roll.

We aren't no thin red 'eroes, nor we aren't no blackguards too,
But single men in barricks, most remarkable like you;
An' if sometimes our conduck isn't all your fancy paints,
Why, single men in barricks don't grow into plaster saints;
While it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an` Tommy, fall be'ind,"
But it's " Please to walk in front, sir," when there's trouble in the wind
There's trouble in the wind, my boys, there's trouble in the wind,
O it's " Please to walk in front, sir," when there's trouble in the wind.

You talk o' better food for us, an' schools, an' fires, an' all:
We'll wait for extry rations if you treat us rational.
Don't mess about the cook-room slops, but prove it to our face
The Widow's Uniform is not the soldier-man's disgrace.
For it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an` Chuck him out, the brute! "
But it's " Saviour of 'is country " when the guns begin to shoot;
An' it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' anything you please;
An 'Tommy ain't a bloomin' fool - you bet that Tommy sees!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 22 May 21 - 05:34 PM

Between the Purist and the pretty Prude.
I'll take the purist every time.
The Prude is just rude
and purist is fine
at making love
or crime


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 May 21 - 10:22 AM

Jenny kiss'd me when we met,
Jumping from the chair she sat in;
Time, you thief, who love to get
      Sweets into your list, put that in!
Say I'm weary, say I'm old,
      Say that health and wealth have miss'd me,
Say I've had a filthy cold
      Since Jenny kiss'd me.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 22 May 21 - 08:12 AM

This may become a performance enhancing procedure but alas it may not have legs. As reported in Asshole Weekly; Oxygen packing can improve performance however small people react like a balloon being released allowing air to escape. Records for the high jump and pole vault may be shattered.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 May 21 - 09:34 PM

This is also true, and opens up entirely new vistas for humanity.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: keberoxu
Date: 21 May 21 - 02:59 PM

In fact, Stilly et al.,
Snopes sat up and took notice of this story,
and investigated so as to
debunk it if it were false.
And Snopes reported back: it's true ...


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 21 May 21 - 01:07 PM

I heard a story about those fungal infected cicadas - their butts literally fall off but they still go around trying to mate with everything and leaving spores behind to infect more bugs. Now that would be great BS if it wasn't true.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 May 21 - 09:26 PM

Although considered disgusting in Western culture, cockroaches are eaten in many places around the world. Whereas household pest cockroaches may carry bacteria and viruses, cockroaches bred under laboratory conditions can be used to prepare nutritious food. In Mexico and Thailand, the heads and legs are removed, and the remainder may be boiled, sautéed, grilled, dried or diced. In China, cockroaches have become popular as medicine and cockroach farming is rising with over 100 farms.

The cockroaches are fried twice in a wok of hot oil, which makes them crispy with soft innards that are like cottage cheese. Fried cockroaches are ground and sold as pills for stomach, heart and liver diseases. A cockroach recipe from Formosa (Taiwan) specifies salting and frying cockroaches after removing the head and entrails.

Yummy! (The USAF once served my little brother deep-fat-fried maggots.)


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 20 May 21 - 07:48 AM

Its not LIKE manna from heaven, it IS manna from heaven, especialy if you are hungry and lost in the dessert. I hear a population singing in the distance. There is a fungus that infects some ciccadas but it is composed of psylocybin and is safe if not illuminating to eat.
Mother nature speaks in mysterious ways.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 May 21 - 09:58 PM

She loves them, especially fried in butter and olive oil with a little garlic. There are a number of other recipes on the WWW.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: keberoxu
Date: 19 May 21 - 08:46 PM

How does MOM respond to
an appearance of cicadas every 17 years?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 May 21 - 09:22 PM

Air blasters, various laser pointers, tee shirts, once the backbone of Geekdom, gone. All gone. There is nothing like it left.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 18 May 21 - 07:25 PM

Bow your head with sorrow keb. The bowels of the internet groan in the passing of thinkgeek. It was as old as Annihillation itself.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: keberoxu
Date: 18 May 21 - 06:28 PM

. . . you okay?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 May 21 - 10:11 PM

Mom, I never thought Thinkgeek would die but now it's part of Gamestop. Sic transit gloria, Thinkgeek.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 17 May 21 - 12:57 PM

Text available with secret code only.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: keberoxu
Date: 16 May 21 - 03:35 PM

You rang, Imperious Rex?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 May 21 - 03:11 PM

We don't need that stuff when we have the secret MOAB code1


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 16 May 21 - 09:24 AM

I'm bad at decoding cypers. However I have been able to make them with photoshop. Any picture can be be used to put a layer of text or another photo then lighten to impercptual visibility and flatten. The way to recover the information is to to put the picture through several rounds of maximum contrast. Variations using color also works by using saturation and contrast or inverse color enhancment. Subliminal messages can be done by not going all the way to imperceptability or in video the same old single frame technique with some new gimmocks.

Using photos of uniformity like clouds and sky are the easiest.
Today's photo


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 16 May 21 - 12:45 AM

NASA's photo looks like a Mexican buñuelo. You have to have a large plate or eat them standing over the sink because you drop crumbs and cinnamon sugar everywhere.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 May 21 - 09:29 PM

Likely a 19th century Masonic Knights Templar sword. They weren't and aren't intended for anything except display and they often turn up in everything from museums to yard sales. Check out pictures on the Web.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 15 May 21 - 06:23 PM

Rap I bought a damaged ceremonial sword. The ivory handle is not firmly attached to the blade. The blade is engraved on both sides all the way to the hilt. It is of some sort of battle between Templar knights and a Middle east enemy. The silver 'ropes' that are attached to the sheath reminds me of mexican silver. I believe it is cursed and belonged to a secret order once upon a time. But it is damaged and not suitable for a dual.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 May 21 - 06:07 PM

MOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! Buy it for me! I want it! I want it! Buy it for me!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 May 21 - 08:53 PM

Ringworld!!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 May 21 - 03:55 PM

?? ?? q????cn?? ?o ??b? ???? µ?uq?q p?c?n?? ?? ??? cow?? on? ??ou??


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 May 21 - 04:29 PM

I suggest that you use the abbreviation of the unit I (will) command.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 13 May 21 - 08:55 AM

Would you really trust my strawberry mushroom filled cookies? They are the best I've seen that Terra has to offer. They have a synergy that gives them corporal life for a time and you get a mental gift in return. What would you do with twice your intelligence and remarkable powers? They are not limitless however. For example they would not turn a Trump into a John Meechum, but close.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 May 21 - 06:42 PM

Should you wish to mail me a package with homemade cookies and such stuff, the address is/will be

Rapparee
Commanding Officer
Allied Headquarters, First Underluna Command (Key Intelligence, Tactical)
Natural Satellite (Terra)
Solar System (Terran)
Milky Way Galaxy R54/C+43)
Universe F8374TY HRCTW7
EPOCH N673-C14E45

This will pinpoint my location in space, time, and multiverses.

Thank you for the cookies or whatever. It's/Will be a touch of home to a lonely Idaho Legionnaire serving to presrve the Earthly Way Of Life.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 May 21 - 06:09 PM

I survived. Changed, but survived. Because of the changes, NASA has offered me a position first at JPL and later as head of the as-yet Tippy Top Secret lunar base established at the site west of Fermi at 19.5°S / 118.5°E. Don't dare tell anybody.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 May 21 - 08:12 AM

I'm hungry.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 May 21 - 08:11 AM

And so it begins again....


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 May 21 - 09:56 PM

Sick of surgery every six months or so.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 11 May 21 - 08:00 PM

There are some faux park signs with extracts from reviews on the bottoms - I think it's a twitter account that posts them.

Sick of eyedrops, but keeping up the routine. Counting my lucky stars that so far I haven't had as many procedures as Rap. He's single-handedly keeping the medical profession solvent in Idaho. Talk about the Bionic Man!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 11 May 21 - 09:26 AM

I swear my mother in law wrote all those reviews.
The site is the pinnicle of sour grapes.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 May 21 - 07:41 PM

Your Guide to the National and State Parks.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 May 21 - 10:13 PM

There are few things that have trodden the posts here as obnoxious of that flea-ridden chimp and his/her friend with benefits, "Bad Penny" Rutledge. Even Shame McBride has fewer resident insects than Chongx.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 09 May 21 - 09:38 AM

There was a mystery teddy bear left on the lawn in the back yard overnight. I suspect the puppy grabbed it from the closet in the guest room. It is a bear with no known name, but looks very familiar. It means I should put the ancient fragile named bear ("Grrrr." When the toddler boy who received it was told that bears say "grrrr" he decided that was the name.)

We know who dragged it out because as I examined it I looked up and the pup had tucked herself away in the kennel for self-imposed time out.

As far as past MOAB characters, this pup is nothing so obnoxious as Chongo, but it does match up to some of the dachshund stories that LH has told.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 07 May 21 - 11:21 PM

MOM, I ran out of black thread 35 minutes before Joann Fabrics closed so ran over with 10 minutes to spare and got six rolls because if I bought three I got three free. I wonder who came out ahead in that transaction? (Three black, one white, two gray.)


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 May 21 - 09:19 PM

I have something far, far better. My wife is a lawyer.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 07 May 21 - 07:53 AM

Next time catch them off guard with your own large folder of forms you want the hospital to sign that cover your own ass.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 May 21 - 11:10 PM

Mom, I spent about seven hours at the horsespittle today getting a bunch of stuff done. I don't know how many times I confirmed what medicines I take. I have no idea how many papers I signed. Two people came to give me the EKG. I did get lunch at the gas station, though.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 06 May 21 - 01:17 PM

Eyeball success! New lens in one, now a week of drops and a recheck then the second one will be scheduled. No heavy lifting for a week - though I forgot and moved a cast iron sewing machine and a large porcelain elephant end table in the guest room. I caught myself doing that and stopped. I guess I'll leave pushing the house to stabilize the foundations till next week after the second follow-up.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: gnu
Date: 06 May 21 - 08:49 AM

Password success!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 May 21 - 09:34 PM

BEWARE!!! It's about due again! Try not to act like a nut!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 05 May 21 - 09:24 PM

Drive crefully Joe or not at all. In Michigan there were so many frogs on the road cars would skid off into the woods.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: keberoxu
Date: 05 May 21 - 09:11 PM

I checked Joe Offer's recent post history --
he wasn't posting much on the 4th of May,
but he has posted frequently this afternoon and evening.
Hope you got your response, gnu.


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