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MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]

Stilly River Sage 13 Dec 19 - 01:00 AM
Donuel 12 Dec 19 - 10:17 PM
Donuel 11 Dec 19 - 08:55 PM
Donuel 11 Dec 19 - 08:39 PM
Donuel 11 Dec 19 - 08:17 PM
Stilly River Sage 11 Dec 19 - 10:39 AM
Rapparee 10 Dec 19 - 07:55 AM
Donuel 09 Dec 19 - 08:19 AM
Rapparee 08 Dec 19 - 09:18 PM
Donuel 08 Dec 19 - 03:03 PM
Stilly River Sage 08 Dec 19 - 02:04 PM
Rapparee 07 Dec 19 - 10:30 PM
Donuel 07 Dec 19 - 10:52 AM
Rapparee 06 Dec 19 - 10:04 PM
Donuel 06 Dec 19 - 09:26 AM
Donuel 06 Dec 19 - 09:12 AM
Donuel 06 Dec 19 - 08:18 AM
Rapparee 06 Dec 19 - 08:00 AM
Stilly River Sage 05 Dec 19 - 09:39 PM
Donuel 05 Dec 19 - 08:00 PM
Rapparee 05 Dec 19 - 07:23 PM
Donuel 04 Dec 19 - 12:00 PM
Stilly River Sage 04 Dec 19 - 11:53 AM
Rapparee 04 Dec 19 - 07:35 AM
Donuel 04 Dec 19 - 06:27 AM
keberoxu 04 Dec 19 - 12:22 AM
keberoxu 03 Dec 19 - 01:56 PM
Stilly River Sage 03 Dec 19 - 11:52 AM
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Rapparee 01 Dec 19 - 08:27 PM
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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 13 Dec 19 - 01:00 AM

You can't top the New York Post for Bullshit. But in this instance they actually published something more bizarre than bullshit.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 12 Dec 19 - 10:17 PM

Those were BWL and Rapaire

now back to our regularly scheduled incomplete reality of quantum physics.

The world is composed of quantum realities, so are our brains with 'micro tubuels'.   Einstein did elucidate the realities of the quantum universe, his only attack he made upon quantum theory was that it is incomplete. So let us complete it, shall we?

Lets look at a thought experiment in which an adjoining medium or 'space dimension' would allow for all the odd inexplicable behaviors of quantum wavicles. It would have to be a medium or space dimension that would allow for wavicles to disappear between states and account for entanglement.

It would have to allow for the very small to enter and exit this special space but block the macroverse. The properties of this special space or medium would have to allow a simulataneous touching of every spot in the universe to touch or be adjacent to one another.

It would have to be a very special and bizarre space indeed. I have always called it anti space and of course it would have to be, get this, invisible.

Such a space would allow for all the impossibilities of quantum mechanics. Sherlock said when you've tried everything and only one possibility remains, that has to be your answer. Well that defies logic but if the special space allows for all quantum shenanygans...it should be considered. The problem is we can not yet measure let alone see special quantum space.

There we completed the quantum mystery. thank you.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 11 Dec 19 - 08:55 PM

How high's the BS, mama?
Two feet high and risin'
How high's the BS, papa?
Two feet high and risin'

They're a carryin' on about Schroedinger's cat
And why that is this and this is that
Everyone's a talkin' right outta his hat,
Two feet high and risin'

How high's the BS, mama?
Three feet high and risin'
How high's the BS, papa?
Three feet high and risin'

It's comin' up from the ground an' down from the trees
It's comin' in ships across the seven seas
I'm pretty darn tall but it's up to my knees,
Three feet high and risin'

How high's the BS, mama?
Four feet high and risin'
How high's the BS, papa?
Four feet high and risin'

It's a comin' from the sky just like it was rain,
It's outta control like a runaway train,
This whole bunch is loony, ain't none of 'em sane
Four feet high and risin'

How high's the BS, mama?
Five feet high and risin'
How high's the BS, papa?
Five feet high and risin'

Better get some hip-waders or a tall pair of boots
Its a risin' quicker than you can say "shoot"
An' these people is crazy as a whole buncha coots,
Five feet high and risin'

Well, it's five feet high and risin'



guess who wrote these last two.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Genisis
From: Donuel
Date: 11 Dec 19 - 08:39 PM

Once upon a midnight dreary
As I searched, both weak and weary,
For lyrics to song that was labeled "forgotten lore"
Then did I hear a pecking, pecking, pecking, pecking,



Some peckerheads, I thought, were pecking at my chamber door.

But no, I had searched for lyrics,
Using all the computer searching tricks
I had mastered many, many years before,
And I had stumbled into a den of old and eldritch scat
And there I posted, as a GUEST, my first post at Cafe Mudcat


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 11 Dec 19 - 08:17 PM

Capitalization by demigods moves in strange and mysterious ways unlike mudelf rules.

Like, pope Fransisco the San Andreas treat.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 11 Dec 19 - 10:39 AM

Please, make that a lowercase god - the panoply of gods created here at Mudcat all deserve to be lowercase. The uppercase one (created in the shape of man) is busy with war and pestilence right now. Best not call that malignant being over here.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Dec 19 - 07:55 AM

You may address me as "Dominus et Deus meus." And I declare double tithing for all!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 09 Dec 19 - 08:19 AM

You have gone from emporer to God? Julius found this a difficult transition. Of course it is an honor to have God post here. Its better than being friended on Facebook.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Dec 19 - 09:18 PM

Of course, in the beginning there was Nothing. Just a big, black Nothing. I had to invent the concept of "points" or there would have continued to be nothing to measure. If there was nothing to measure I couldn't teach all them folks how to measure. You may or may not thank me for this later.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 08 Dec 19 - 03:03 PM

I would believe you out read them all but I'm too savvy to believe you taught them. Ancient Alien Astronaut genetic engineers say "we did".

I am on my slide down from my cerebral maximum having had my migraine and visual trickery yesterday. See you guys on the other side of consciousness.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 08 Dec 19 - 02:04 PM

I started a pithy short remark about food porn on TV on the weekends, but seem to have accidentally closed that browser before sending. Darn.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Dec 19 - 10:30 PM

I taught the Mayans. Also the Egyptians, Mesopotamians, Indians, Chinese, Atlantans, Greeks, Muans, and all the rest.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 07 Dec 19 - 10:52 AM

Ah...I always wondered what instruments were used by the Mayans to measure the precession of the Earth in increments of 42,000 years.

I heard there is an impossibly large black hole nearby that is capturing smaller ones even closer to us.

Biden says, "if we can snag one, we will easily be able to broadcast ourselves into the future, no bones about it.
This is no Malarchy by cracky. We will first send whippersnappers for the long voyage with all the modern do hickies of home like a phonograph, ice box and ringer washers. 23 Skidoo!"


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Dec 19 - 10:04 PM

I use a protractor, a piece of string, a fishing weight, and a level to measure the curvature of the Universe. It's quite simple when you know how. Oh, yes! I do my calculations on a 10" K&E log log decitrig slide rule (I used to use an abacus but I wanted more accuracy).


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 06 Dec 19 - 09:26 AM

Stilly the way we tried to measure the curve or flatness of the universe was to trace humongous triangles and see if they added up to more degrees than a flat triangle. Why they got it wrong is that the
universe is bigger than we thought.

This question was asked of me in 1970 and I chose an open universe ie curved. Good catch, You found that link before I did.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 06 Dec 19 - 09:12 AM

At 'Norwall tusks R us' you can get a Norwall tusk to defend yourself against mad stabers.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 06 Dec 19 - 08:18 AM

I was told the tooth is too heavy so it may be a forgery/fugazy to trick interior decorators.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Dec 19 - 08:00 AM

Goodness, just keep it in a cage/crate. The house, not the dog. Keeping the dog in such is impossible.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 05 Dec 19 - 09:39 PM

Nice! And I have a futility room also; lately the puppy keeps dragging the rug from in front of my washer out into the yard and dragging it through the lawn and leaves. It seems futile to try to keep the whole house out of this dog's reach.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 05 Dec 19 - 08:00 PM

I have a whale tooth scrimshaw but I don't remember the ship. When I run accross it in the futility room, it's yours.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Dec 19 - 07:23 PM

I'd like some scrimshaw from the whaling ship "Essex" -- 19th century stuff, you know.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 04 Dec 19 - 12:00 PM

What would you like Rap? Do you like whale tusks or teeth?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 04 Dec 19 - 11:53 AM

There are ways to slip in posts from the outside, but you have to know who to ask. . . just ask that Overlord fellow.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Dec 19 - 07:35 AM

Hah! It's the Annual Holi/ydays and everyone is out shopping for presents to give me!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 04 Dec 19 - 06:27 AM

What do you expect with the actual thread gone and a policy of allowing only a scant few/membership to post in BS.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: keberoxu
Date: 04 Dec 19 - 12:22 AM

where did everybody go ?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: keberoxu
Date: 03 Dec 19 - 01:56 PM

And it's just a short step from
Gnu Year's to
the
Year of the Gnu.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 03 Dec 19 - 11:52 AM

That would make it Gnu Year's, don't you think?




The "mint" producing the Trump coins is the same private enterprise that has been advertising on AM radio and UHF channels late at night on weekends for decades. Not THE US Mint.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: keberoxu
Date: 02 Dec 19 - 08:26 PM

... well, maybe we will hear from Gnu before New Year's?
One can but hope.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Dec 19 - 08:16 PM

Me and sometimes Stilly, doing all the heavy lifting around here.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Dec 19 - 08:27 PM

I don't think the US Mints create coins honoring living Presidents.

"(b) United States currency has the inscription “In God We Trust” in a place the Secretary decides is appropriate. Only the portrait of a deceased individual may appear on United States currency and securities. The name of the individual shall be inscribed below the portrait." 31 U.S. Code §?5114(b).

LBJ signed an Executive Order for Kennedy half dollar, otherwise the standard is at least 10 years dead. Another exception was granted for some of those on the Presidential Dollars series.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 01 Dec 19 - 11:55 AM

I think the engraver did an excellent job, considering the engraving projects I'm hearing about on AM radio as I listen to my weekly gardening program. There's apparently a presidential gold coin for the current occupant of the White House. Speculating about that OTHER project is liable to cause all sorts of indigestion or other GI upsets.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 01 Dec 19 - 11:38 AM

Congratulations to the engravers at the US Mint!

They have succeeded in making Harriet Tubman look precisely as constipated as all the other presidents and notables whose portraits adorn US currency!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Nov 19 - 11:07 PM

The so-called "Shame [correct spelling and meaning] McBride" is based on an actual character that LH knew well when he was imin Blind River, Ontario (yes, it exists). At the time LH was researching the music of bums, tramps, hoboes, panhandlers, and sex workers for his PhD dissertation at Juilliard1.

Yes, he received a PhD from the Fred Juilliard School of Clog Dancing. Call him "Doc Hawk" to let him know you know.


1Hawk, Little. "A Dissertation On the Music of Bums, Tramps, Hoboes, Panhandlers, and Sex Workers In Blind River, Ontario, Canada, Submitted In Partial Fulfillment of the Requirements for the Degree of Doctor of Philosophy at the Fred Juilliard School of Clog Dancing, June 13, 1932."


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 30 Nov 19 - 07:19 PM

There's already a thread called "The Bastard Child of all BS Threads".

Whether the bastard child in question is an idiot or not is an open question.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 30 Nov 19 - 03:06 PM

That is the Little Hawk/Shane subtext that runs through much of MOAB.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Severn
Date: 30 Nov 19 - 12:38 PM

I hope that we can fully revive Mom before the Summer sets, and we can all shout, "Waugh who?"

English lit or English sober, she must be preserved, at least until there are more posts about her than there are Country and Bluegrass about her.

Has anybody ever considered a thread called "The Idiot Bastard Son of All BS Threads, just in case?.......


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 30 Nov 19 - 12:29 PM

Sounds like an adventure! Can you go sledding on the golf course, are the slopes that are steep enough?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Nov 19 - 11:42 AM

Mom, I have returned. I had to ride a bus full of returning college students from Salt Lake City to Pocatello during a blizzard yesterday to get here, five times I had to get out and push the bus out of a snow drift in temperatures below 0°K, but we made it. Now I sit staring out over a frozen landscape, no movement, and a lead-gray sky. But I am HOME.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 26 Nov 19 - 05:01 PM

Will it go round in circles


I've got a song, It ain't got no melody
I'ma gonna sing it to my friends
I've got a song, It ain't got no melody
I'ma gonna sing it to my friends

Will it go round in circles?
Will it fly high like a bird up in the sky?
Will it go round in circles?
Will it fly high like a bird up in the sky?

I've got a story, ain't got no moral
Let the bad guy win every once in a while
I've got a story, ain't got no moral
Let the bad guy win every once in a while

Will it go round in circles?
Will it fly high like a bird up in the sky?
Will it go round in circles?
Will it fly high like a bird up in the sky?

I've got a dance, I ain't got no steps, no
I'm gonna let the music move me around
I've got a dance, I ain't got no steps
I'm gonna let the music move me around

Will it go round in circles?
Will it fly high like a bird up in the sky?
Will it go round in circles?
Will it fly high like a bird up in the sky?

Well Woo...


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 26 Nov 19 - 12:04 AM

Tonight's repeat of NOVA was about "The Violence Paradox" and they're talking about "self-domestication" to reduce the amount of violence in modern societies.

Where does this leave Shane and Blind Drunk, et. al? Is there violence there or simply sloth?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 24 Nov 19 - 12:36 AM

Signs of life! MOM, we know you're there!

I was searching for a thread on Tom Lehrer and came up with lyrics and threads in the results. A post of mine from MOAB was there and I clicked on it. And can see it! So I then looked at the date of that post and went to the "view posts by date" option in the drop down menu and saw that Little Hawk had also posted that day. If you just mouse over the link without clicking it you can see the entire thing in the bottom. I saw the post number and typed that over the message number in the result I was already looking at and could see the LH post also. SO _ we can see in through the keyhole, but that's about it so far. The whole thing can't load but it is viewable one post at a time.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 23 Nov 19 - 02:22 PM

See, even BWL will give up and Rap says she "will never die" but this is from a guy who just said he is barely alive. Has MOM ever been in such jeopardy before? She is need of medication, perhaps in the form of expert original poetry, or sublime BS or both.

However yesteryear's near Earth orbiting deepfried turkey is rather sublime.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 22 Nov 19 - 11:20 AM

I will give up on Mom when they pry her bloated gin-soaked carcass from my cold dead hands.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Nov 19 - 09:57 PM

Mom will never die.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 21 Nov 19 - 01:05 PM

MOAB is not just leaking it is bleeding. It is either Recipes, what we are eating, an obit, or a Mudcat recovery ward...

By removing it for what ever guarded reason was its death and a loss of its legacy.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 21 Nov 19 - 12:40 PM

Thanksgiving (US) is approaching and MOM is settling on the menu. I think she's going to ask everyone to bring major parts of the meal. Ever since Little Hawk and his friends made a "deep-fried turkey" that was launched into low Earth orbit, she prefers someone bake the bird. Any volunteers?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 19 Nov 19 - 02:37 PM

It's too late - MOAB has leaked all over the place and people have attempted a couple of anti_MOAB threads that died a brutal death.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Nov 19 - 06:08 PM

Mom, even though I’m in Springfield, Illinois I’m still alive, albeit barely.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 18 Nov 19 - 11:46 AM

There's a thread currently on the board called "BS: What colour IS that?" It's about a paint color called "Clontarf". The color is named for the Clontarf suburb of Dublin, whose name is derived from the Irish Cluain Tarbh", meaning "meadow of the bull".

I only mention this because eaveryone knows that, as far as the Mudcat goes, the MOAB is the REAL meadow of the bull. Perhaps Mom should keep an eye out for possible leakage from that thread into this one.


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