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MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]

Donuel 06 Nov 20 - 02:02 PM
Rapparee 06 Nov 20 - 09:40 PM
Donuel 07 Nov 20 - 01:13 AM
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Rapparee 07 Nov 20 - 09:49 PM
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Stilly River Sage 08 Nov 20 - 03:35 PM
Rapparee 08 Nov 20 - 09:55 PM
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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 06 Nov 20 - 02:02 PM

As a poet of parody,
prose and rhyme
I find it perverse
that Walkabout Verse
will last in time
like a curse

Pin light from stars
that shine like past scars
are words that can be seen.
If words are organized
it may make a footprint
in the ground

After we die
and can't advertise
its all up to posterity
IF dead words fossilize
Others will realize
form outlives substance.

But then you'll be dead
You can't be flattered
and it won't matter
as words slowly
turn to dust


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Nov 20 - 09:40 PM

Yet let me flap this bug with gilded wings,
This painted child of dirt that stinks and stings;
Whose buzz the witty and the fair annoys,
Yet wit ne'er tastes, and beauty ne'r enjoys,
So well-bred spaniels civilly delight
In mumbling of the game they dare not bite.
Eternal smiles his emptiness betray,
As shallow streams run dimpling all the way.
Whether in florid impotence he speaks,
And, as the prompter breathes, the puppet squeaks;
Or at the ear of Eve, familiar toad,
Half froth, half venom, spits himself abroad,
In puns, or politics, or tales, or lies,
Or spite, or smut, or rhymes, or blasphemies.
His wit all see-saw, between that and this ,
Now high, now low, now Master up, now Miss,
And he himself one vile antithesis.
Amphibious thing! that acting either part,
The trifling head, or the corrupted heart,
Fop at the toilet, flatt'rer at the board,
Now trips a lady, and now struts a lord.
Eve's tempter thus the rabbins have express'd,
A cherub's face, a reptile all the rest;
Beauty that shocks you, parts that none will trust,
Wit that can creep, and pride that licks the dust.

       Not fortune's worshipper, nor fashion's fool,
Not lucre's madman, nor ambition's tool,
Not proud, nor servile, be one poet's praise,
That, if he pleas'd, he pleas'd by manly ways;
That flatt'ry, even to kings, he held a shame,
And thought a lie in verse or prose the same:
That not in fancy's maze he wander'd long,
But stoop'd to truth, and moraliz'd his song:
That not for fame, but virtue's better end,
He stood the furious foe, the timid friend,
The damning critic, half-approving wit,
The coxcomb hit, or fearing to be hit;
Laugh'd at the loss of friends he never had,
The dull, the proud, the wicked, and the mad;
The distant threats of vengeance on his head,
The blow unfelt, the tear he never shed;
The tale reviv'd, the lie so oft o'erthrown;
Th' imputed trash, and dulness not his own;
The morals blacken'd when the writings 'scape;
The libell'd person, and the pictur'd shape;
Abuse, on all he lov'd, or lov'd him, spread,
A friend in exile, or a father, dead;
The whisper, that to greatness still too near,
Perhaps, yet vibrates on his sovereign's ear:—
Welcome for thee, fair Virtue! all the past:
For thee, fair Virtue! welcome ev'n the last!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 07 Nov 20 - 01:13 AM

To strive for virtue's better end
feels like it would be enough.
but there is room for much more.
So much in fact, we oft ignore.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 07 Nov 20 - 08:06 AM

Rap did you feel guilty or inadequate when you wrote that ? :^)

No, I can't forget that evening
Or Fox News as votes were leaving
But I guess that's just the way the story goes
I always yell but in my eyes my anger grows
Yes, it grows
No, I can't forget tomorrow
When I think of all my sorrows
I had the white house then they turned off the power
And now it is not fair they turned off the power
The fucking power
I can't lie, if lieing is without power
I can't grift, I can't gripe any more
Can't live, if living is without TV !
I can't tweet, I can't tweet any more!
Well, I can't forget that evening
Or the anger of them stealing
But I guess that's just the…


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Nov 20 - 09:49 PM

Neque sermonibus vulgi dederis te, nec in præmiis spem posueris rerum tuarum; suis te oportet illecebris ipsa virtus trahat ad verum decus. Quid de te alii loquantur, ipsi videant, sed loquentur tamen.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Nov 20 - 02:39 PM

Res ipsos loquitor.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 08 Nov 20 - 03:35 PM

I'm going to go through the house a room at a time dusting everything. By the time I finish it will be time to start over again. I'm going to be virtuous and not ignore the dust.

Did someone trigger the balloons at the Legion Hovel?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Nov 20 - 09:55 PM

Always. The first batch of balloons to fall contains plain old water to wet down the merry-makers and the second half contains a 50-50 solution of soap and disinfectant. After everyone is clean and dry (warm air spray) they are liberally sprayed with DDT (the last legal use of that in the world) to kill off any and all insects infesting hair, beards, and other body hair and orifices. The fire department's hazmat team then does their job with the DDT-laced residue and everyone has some more "Portneuf Lemonade", toasts the newly-elected, and heads to their home or a house of some sort or other.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 09 Nov 20 - 01:00 AM

Keeps the malaria down also.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 09 Nov 20 - 12:56 PM

I ordered a heating pad and lidocaine from Amazon yesterday (Sunday) at 3PM and it arrived 4 hours later.
I ordered a silk carpet from China and it took nearly 72 hours.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 09 Nov 20 - 04:57 PM

Quid de te alii loquantur, ipsi videant, sed loquentur tamen. ["... you will not any longer attend to the vulgar mob's gossip nor put your trust in human rewards for your deeds; virtue, through her own charms, should lead you to true glory.

-only in a tolerent democracy-


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 09 Nov 20 - 05:36 PM

Is there a preacher, much bemus'd in beer,
A maudlin poetess or rhyming peer anywhere?
A jerk, forelorned his father's soul to cross,
Who pens a stanza, when he should egress?
Is there, who, lock'd from ink and paper, scrawls
With desp'rate sharpie round his bathroom walls?
All fly to Tweet, and in angry strain
HE tries to keep them mad or vain.
Donald, whose giddy son neglects the laws,
Imputes and damn'd my works for cause:
Poor Donald sees his frantic life go down,
And curseing wit, and poetry, he drowns,
In his arrogance, rhetorical sputum and shit
His next election will end with a hit.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 10 Nov 20 - 01:48 PM

I was with you up to the last line. There will be no more elections for that cretin. Only prison. His loyal zealots are blocking access to GSA facilities and dollars to the new administration. I suspect court hearings will soon follow.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 10 Nov 20 - 03:58 PM

hehe "I fully expect a smooth transition from republican prez to inmate." quote Mike Pompous

Let the punishment fit the crime;
Tell him that there is a toilet paper shortage in prison
force him to walk the ramp
give him a flesh eating infection and deny its serious
while in solitary tell him only bizaar lies
Play 'He's a Loser' in his cell 24/7
Let guards eat chocolate cake in front of him
Do not allow any other white person on the prison block
When Golf digest comes on the TV change channel to MSNBC
Promise him Putin will visit - but never comes
Ask him if he would prefer an Epstein resolution.
Tell him James Baker and Dershowitz are his lawyers but Rudy shows up instead


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 10 Nov 20 - 04:47 PM

Sugar in the gas tank, sand in the gears
gum up all the works, for years and years
The brat wants sweet revenge for losing face.
Its not his fault should he lose a race.
All his 2 faced friends agree he won.
Pretending that he's right is kinda fun.
He's the kinda kid who steals the trophy.
He eats chocolate cake and drinks kofefe.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Nov 20 - 08:15 PM

What we had for dinner this evening. Not as good as eating it in Alsace in Joseph and Arlette's garage and fresh from the cooker, but I do recommend it. Hint: it's NOT a pizza.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Nov 20 - 05:43 PM

Mom, I woke up with a numb left arm this morning. I got to ride in an ambulance to the horsespittle and they did scans and all and found I'd had a stroke (not of good luck). I'm going to get my right carotid artery reamed out on the 16th because the surgeon said that it's full of "junk" -- a medical term, so you'll have to look it up. Tomorrow is an echocardiogram and pre-op is Friday the 13th and surgery (that is, the throatcutting) is Monday the 16th.

We'd planned to stay home for Thanksgiving anyway this year.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 11 Nov 20 - 06:23 PM

Plumbing problems are best done sooner than later. I so hope the numbness is only sensory. People need an embollism like a hole in the head. A carotoid stint? Repair under by pass? Let us know how it goes when convenient. Clogged pipes are better than anurisms but good health is best. Get well as healing allows. Good thoughts are turned up to 11.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 11 Nov 20 - 08:16 PM

What Donuel said.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Nov 20 - 08:35 PM

Carotid stents are not his treatment of choice. He opens the artery, uses a plunger first and then a Roto-rooter machine and hopes he doesn't bust the pipe.

Seriously, he said stents can cause plaque to build up on the surface. I have to believe the surgeon because I'm not up to doing this myself.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 11 Nov 20 - 10:40 PM

Have Pat take along some of her quilting materials and other crafts - does she have any knitting needles or really fine crochet hooks? They might come in handy. Just ask the head surgical assistant to throw those in the autoclave before the surgery so he has them available.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Nov 20 - 09:38 AM

She can't come into the hospital. They tightened the rules a couple weeks ago -- no visitors! Surgery is being done at the Idaho Legion Hovel Surgical Center and Horseface Ike Memorial Delirium Tremens Ward


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: JennieG
Date: 13 Nov 20 - 01:15 AM

Geez, Rap......I pop in this morning to check up on how folks are doing and what do I find!

Here's wishing you a non-eventful stay in the horsepittal, and I hope Nurse Natched is kind.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 13 Nov 20 - 12:16 PM

Have Pat slip those items in your pocket when you head into the building then. And both of you stay safe. This pandemic is no B.S.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Nov 20 - 09:44 PM

10 a.m. Monday, Mountain Standard Time (about 1700 GMT). My surgeon.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 14 Nov 20 - 12:40 AM

The mama pajama rolled out of bed
And she ran to the police station
When the papa found out he began to shout
And he started the investigation
It's against the law
It was against the law
What the mama saw
It was against the law
The mama looked down and spit on the ground
Every time his name gets mentioned
The papa said, "oy, if I get that boy
I'm gonna stick him in the house of detention"
Well I'm on my way
I don't know where I'm going
I'm on my way
I'm taking my time
But I don't know where
Goodbye to Maggie, the queen of Corona
Seein' me and Julio
Down by the schoolyard
Seein' me and Julio
Down by the schoolyard
Whoa, in a couple days they come and take him away
But the press let the story leak
And then the radical priest
Came to visit the clink
they found he had escaped
Where Julio is I don't know
They say he's in Idaho
to do his unique procedure
If they catch that boy practice medicine again
They're gonna stick him in the house of detention
I'm on my way...


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Subject: PRE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Nov 20 - 08:29 AM

MOM!! Stop mourning and tearing your hair out and GIT BACK UP TO THE TOP WHERE YOU BELONG!!!!!!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Nov 20 - 05:09 AM

Off for the throat-cutting in an hour and fifteen minutes, Mom. Well, I have to be there in an hour and fifty minutes.

Don't doctors and medical people SLEEP? You'd think they'd been up all night!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 16 Nov 20 - 02:48 PM

Hoping all went well. I've always wondered about those early starts. And it seems when you finally get yourself psyched for heading over at 6:30am they call and tell you to be there at 5:45am instead.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 17 Nov 20 - 01:05 PM

Sweet exquisite pain. There is such a thing. Like when I laughed surprisingly when they set my broken ankle. But last night wasn't funny. I thought of Tom Hanks in Castaway who was in so much tooth pain that he had to improvise. This morning I had a root canal and I am glad it took only 15 minutes. Was it worth the risk, I'll know in 14 days. Oh sweet relief.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Nov 20 - 08:56 PM

I'm home. Instead of three nights in the resort I spent one. However! The hypoglossal nerve was stretched, and so I have difficulty with some speech patterns, eating, and swallowing. I'm told it will get back to normal in a couple of weeks, but I'll be doing "tongue strengthening" exercises in the meantime.

Home health care comes tomorrow afternoon for "admitting." If you want to see a picture of my wound, I'll send you one via email. I can't imagine why you'd want to.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 17 Nov 20 - 11:40 PM

Too bad its vertical. Horizontal would look like Frankenstien.
scar


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Nov 20 - 09:00 AM

You mean, I'm sure, Frankenstein's monster. This
gentleman, Viktor von Frankenstein, is certainly no monster!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 18 Nov 20 - 09:33 AM

Monsters like children of white supremacists or the SS sound dangerous but it all depends on how they were raised and carefully taught.
My step dad Nate was 100% Jewish.
He was a clerk in the US Army in London but saw action in Germany at the end of the war. By clever paper schuffling and clerk magic fairy dust he managed to adopt me from a Liebensborne orphanage in Dusseldorf at the urging from a rabbi that said it would be a mitzvah and atonement for killing nazis. While most GI's were bringing home booty, my step dad brought me to America to meet my step mom in the midwest. My biological parents were probably strangers to each other but its unknown with no German documents. As a pig in a poke I was probably a disappointment since I was not a scholar or avid reader early on due to dyslexia I discovered decades later. I did very poorly with languages.

Starting with Hebrew study to be bar mitvahed I was given the choice of religious studies or not. I chose not, but more or less I identified with the culture.
Later on I heard that Ghandi advised a Hindu to adopt a Muslim man's son after the tragic killing of the father and bring up the boy as a Muslim to attone. There were a couple of moral parallels with my adoption but sort of opposite to my history. One thing is for sure - I'm walking proof that there was no German master race unless it was Eienstien .
One possible irony was that my first girl friend, Priscilla Stephanie von Dieseldorf, from Guatamala was the child of a German couple who escaped Germany in the 40's and joined the grandfather who was an archeologist unearthing the Mayan civilization.
What does all this mean? Mostly that Ancestry.com would be a waste of my time, nurture trumps nature and that kids of the KKK turn out krazy if raised by dad. :^/


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 18 Nov 20 - 10:27 AM

A coffee plantation supplied the funding for the archeological expeditions. The German founded coffee

https://www.dieseldorff.coffee/ still exists


https://lal.tulane.edu/sites/default/files/lal/docs/Collection%20212%20Guide.pdf


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 18 Nov 20 - 11:13 AM

Heck, I could've saved Rap a lot of money—I had to rent a sewer machine to cut tree roots out of the line. Dip it in a little alcohol and Zip your problem's gone (okay, okay, so is your head . . . )










It's the thought that counts.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 18 Nov 20 - 02:46 PM

The Legion Hovel bartender would provide the anesthesia.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Nov 20 - 06:17 PM

Sitting in this very chair and spot at 0630 today a half-dozen elk ran up the golf course. First elk I've seen, but mule deer, moose, wolf, and other critters are sometimes seen.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 18 Nov 20 - 06:50 PM

Whew Stilly, that was really in the spirit of MOAB.

Todays cartoons;
A lonely Trump at a kids lemonade stand with a sign 'Pardons 4 SALE'
500 Mil.

Another version has a long line of customers including McConnell, the Trump kids, Lindsey etc. Rudy with his pockets turned out walks away with a shrug.

Giant ghostly figure of Mao Tse Tung saying in chinese (with english subtitles} GO Trump GO!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 18 Nov 20 - 10:56 PM

Thanks! I thought so! Amos seemed to generate this stuff effortlessly, some of us have to put on our "not being a grownup today" hats and come up with silliness. He sent such effortless BS, and from such a vein of rich imagination.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [Facebook News]
From: Donuel
Date: 19 Nov 20 - 07:03 AM

Oregon counties (22 of 32 counties) hope to vote to secede and join 'Greater Idaho'. So far they have 2 counties commited to join Greater Idaho. However no one thought to ask Idahoans what they think.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Nov 20 - 07:31 AM

Yeah, and there are some in Washington as well. Montana, Wyoming, Utah, Colorado don't seem to think it's a good idea.

Constitutionally, part of a state can secede from another and join something else IF AND ONLY IF both state legislatures agree and Congresss agrees. Aint' gonna happen!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 19 Nov 20 - 12:29 PM

breaking wind news: 7 Million Trump mail in votes were found in a brothel in St. Petersburg Russia !
Rudy has an explanation. He will 'splain tommorow for a cheeseburger today.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 19 Nov 20 - 12:49 PM

I think if anything Washington state will join British Columbia. A much better move, in my opinion.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Nov 20 - 08:15 PM

Idaho could become South Alberta.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All S [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Nov 20 - 08:42 AM

Heavens to Betsey, Mom!! I know pre-meridial exercise is blasphemy unto your deeply held beliefs, but please crawl back up where you belong. I left a new bottle of gin up there just for you!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 21 Nov 20 - 03:32 PM

For the first time in a long time the dining table is in good shape as far as easily clearing and setting for Thanksgiving. Especially since it only needs room for one place-setting. MOM can bring some of her gin over and we'll sit out on the back patio and watch the dogs chase squirrels after dinner.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 21 Nov 20 - 06:04 PM

Come to think of it there are several states that would be much better off as Canadian Provinces.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 22 Nov 20 - 08:12 AM

One seat at the Thanksgiving table

The poignant epitomy of pathos

sounds like a folk song


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 22 Nov 20 - 09:00 AM

It looks like Pinterest is going all in for the one person Thanksgiving. Be the first on your block to get the Siri and Siri like apps to create a dialog of the crazy Thanks giving uncle, the critical mother in law, crying kids, Debbie Downer and Karen like creatures.
Toys are also influenced by current events like "Don't breathe on me" Elmo, "i'm so worried" Telly and "EV'RYTHING IS GREAT" Trumpybear.

Some recipes are easy to prepare like the 6 five hour energy shots on a plate and goblet of Gin.


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