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MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]

Rapparee 16 May 21 - 03:11 PM
keberoxu 16 May 21 - 03:35 PM
Donuel 17 May 21 - 12:57 PM
Rapparee 17 May 21 - 10:11 PM
keberoxu 18 May 21 - 06:28 PM
Donuel 18 May 21 - 07:25 PM
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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 May 21 - 03:11 PM

We don't need that stuff when we have the secret MOAB code1


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: keberoxu
Date: 16 May 21 - 03:35 PM

You rang, Imperious Rex?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 17 May 21 - 12:57 PM

Text available with secret code only.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 May 21 - 10:11 PM

Mom, I never thought Thinkgeek would die but now it's part of Gamestop. Sic transit gloria, Thinkgeek.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: keberoxu
Date: 18 May 21 - 06:28 PM

. . . you okay?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 18 May 21 - 07:25 PM

Bow your head with sorrow keb. The bowels of the internet groan in the passing of thinkgeek. It was as old as Annihillation itself.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 May 21 - 09:22 PM

Air blasters, various laser pointers, tee shirts, once the backbone of Geekdom, gone. All gone. There is nothing like it left.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: keberoxu
Date: 19 May 21 - 08:46 PM

How does MOM respond to
an appearance of cicadas every 17 years?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 May 21 - 09:58 PM

She loves them, especially fried in butter and olive oil with a little garlic. There are a number of other recipes on the WWW.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 20 May 21 - 07:48 AM

Its not LIKE manna from heaven, it IS manna from heaven, especialy if you are hungry and lost in the dessert. I hear a population singing in the distance. There is a fungus that infects some ciccadas but it is composed of psylocybin and is safe if not illuminating to eat.
Mother nature speaks in mysterious ways.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 May 21 - 09:26 PM

Although considered disgusting in Western culture, cockroaches are eaten in many places around the world. Whereas household pest cockroaches may carry bacteria and viruses, cockroaches bred under laboratory conditions can be used to prepare nutritious food. In Mexico and Thailand, the heads and legs are removed, and the remainder may be boiled, sautéed, grilled, dried or diced. In China, cockroaches have become popular as medicine and cockroach farming is rising with over 100 farms.

The cockroaches are fried twice in a wok of hot oil, which makes them crispy with soft innards that are like cottage cheese. Fried cockroaches are ground and sold as pills for stomach, heart and liver diseases. A cockroach recipe from Formosa (Taiwan) specifies salting and frying cockroaches after removing the head and entrails.

Yummy! (The USAF once served my little brother deep-fat-fried maggots.)


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 21 May 21 - 01:07 PM

I heard a story about those fungal infected cicadas - their butts literally fall off but they still go around trying to mate with everything and leaving spores behind to infect more bugs. Now that would be great BS if it wasn't true.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: keberoxu
Date: 21 May 21 - 02:59 PM

In fact, Stilly et al.,
Snopes sat up and took notice of this story,
and investigated so as to
debunk it if it were false.
And Snopes reported back: it's true ...


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 May 21 - 09:34 PM

This is also true, and opens up entirely new vistas for humanity.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 22 May 21 - 08:12 AM

This may become a performance enhancing procedure but alas it may not have legs. As reported in Asshole Weekly; Oxygen packing can improve performance however small people react like a balloon being released allowing air to escape. Records for the high jump and pole vault may be shattered.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 May 21 - 10:22 AM

Jenny kiss'd me when we met,
Jumping from the chair she sat in;
Time, you thief, who love to get
      Sweets into your list, put that in!
Say I'm weary, say I'm old,
      Say that health and wealth have miss'd me,
Say I've had a filthy cold
      Since Jenny kiss'd me.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 22 May 21 - 05:34 PM

Between the Purist and the pretty Prude.
I'll take the purist every time.
The Prude is just rude
and purist is fine
at making love
or crime


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 May 21 - 10:05 PM

I WENT into a public 'ouse to get a pint o' beer,
The publican 'e up an' sez, " We serve no red-coats here."
The girls be'ind the bar they laughed an' giggled fit to die,
I outs into the street again an' to myself sez I:
O it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' " Tommy, go away " ;
But it's " Thank you, Mister Atkins," when the band begins to play
The band begins to play, my boys, the band begins to play,
O it's " Thank you, Mister Atkins," when the band begins to play.

I went into a theatre as sober as could be,
They gave a drunk civilian room, but 'adn't none for me;
They sent me to the gallery or round the music-'alls,
But when it comes to fightin', Lord! they'll shove me in the stalls!
For it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' " Tommy, wait outside ";
But it's " Special train for Atkins " when the trooper's on the tide
The troopship's on the tide, my boys, the troopship's on the tide,
O it's " Special train for Atkins " when the trooper's on the tide.

Yes, makin' mock o' uniforms that guard you while you sleep
Is cheaper than them uniforms, an' they're starvation cheap.
An' hustlin' drunken soldiers when they're goin' large a bit
Is five times better business than paradin' in full kit.
Then it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an` Tommy, 'ow's yer soul? "
But it's " Thin red line of 'eroes " when the drums begin to roll
The drums begin to roll, my boys, the drums begin to roll,
O it's " Thin red line of 'eroes, " when the drums begin to roll.

We aren't no thin red 'eroes, nor we aren't no blackguards too,
But single men in barricks, most remarkable like you;
An' if sometimes our conduck isn't all your fancy paints,
Why, single men in barricks don't grow into plaster saints;
While it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an` Tommy, fall be'ind,"
But it's " Please to walk in front, sir," when there's trouble in the wind
There's trouble in the wind, my boys, there's trouble in the wind,
O it's " Please to walk in front, sir," when there's trouble in the wind.

You talk o' better food for us, an' schools, an' fires, an' all:
We'll wait for extry rations if you treat us rational.
Don't mess about the cook-room slops, but prove it to our face
The Widow's Uniform is not the soldier-man's disgrace.
For it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an` Chuck him out, the brute! "
But it's " Saviour of 'is country " when the guns begin to shoot;
An' it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' anything you please;
An 'Tommy ain't a bloomin' fool - you bet that Tommy sees!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 23 May 21 - 10:44 AM

Eyedrops all day long, different types and amounts in each eye. It's keeping me on my toes after cataract surgery. MOM isn't any help, I had to hide my notes and little bottles because she was babysitting a kid from the neighborhood and they used my little chart to play tic tac toe.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 23 May 21 - 04:09 PM

I did 3 months of drops and comtinue with salt and refresh daily.

I discovered the best fire starter is a modern high powered flashlight.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 May 21 - 09:33 PM

I do hope that you discovered that in such a way that your dwelling is still available to you.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 23 May 21 - 11:46 PM

THIS quite possibly needs its own dedicated thread, but it certainly belongs here to start with.

The Body’s Most Embarrassing Organ Is an Evolutionary Marvel


And yet we have very little idea where anuses come from.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 24 May 21 - 06:55 AM

I did not know there are proto-proctologist pros.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 24 May 21 - 07:06 AM

https://richardswsmith.wordpress.com/2019/07/28/what-is-the-meaning-of-michelangelo-painting-gods-bum/


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 25 May 21 - 09:35 AM

AAS AMERIAN ASSHOLE SOCIETY


On another note a well trained hippocampus is a glorius thing.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: keberoxu
Date: 25 May 21 - 09:56 AM

I believed that the anus came from the cloaca,
but I'm probably mistaken.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 25 May 21 - 12:16 PM

If you read that article you'll find a fair amount of discussion of the topic. It seems to be more of a co-evolution.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 May 21 - 10:47 PM

Keb, you're right.

Here I an in Hailey, Idaho, just up the road from Sun Valley and the billionaires. This place doesn't look any different from other Idaho mountain towns I know, but I'm sure the housing costs are A LOT more. On the same level as Jackson, Wyoming, where Dick Cheney has a little pied-a-teirre.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 May 21 - 10:48 PM

BTW, "cloaca" is Latin for "sewer" -- the drainage kind, not the kind that uses needles and thread.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 26 May 21 - 02:20 PM

Think
50 years go by
in a blink
Too soon
for a lifetime memorial
too late
for better past choices.

I could give or take a tutorial.
The present is not all I got,
I still have all my past predictions.
I could go float in a sea of memories
that I swear I thought I forgot.

But the next damn thing
is way more exciting.
Its not always true.
But I think we like to lie
to ourself ay least about
the future


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 26 May 21 - 02:51 PM

I could scream at the screen
That repeats horror and secretes blood
Each time they repeat furor
murder and the Fuhrer
There's more money in selling fear
than reporting whenever something goes right...
Unless its armed people with n unjustifiable grudge
when push comes to shove.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 May 21 - 09:29 PM

I looked at lodgings closer to home -- say, Island Park or Ashton. There was what seemed to be a nice place for only $1,499 per night -- which was about $1,400 above the the max I'd budgeted for. This place is quite mice and comes in at $93 per night.

Let me know if you ever want to stay in Island Park, Idaho and I'll send you the URL for a nice lodging place. Let me know how it was.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 27 May 21 - 04:34 AM

A new Idaho State song? what warriors are fighting for


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 27 May 21 - 06:50 PM

clue, its a song praising the insurrectionists and Q based vote auditors.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 May 21 - 09:42 PM

Oh, fer God's socket wrenches. What a stupid song (if it can be so described). Here! Lots of pictures from my neck of the woods, too.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 27 May 21 - 10:10 PM

I've pondered the etiology of misinformation to consolidate power and ancient religions obviously came to mind. There are other more amusing examples of misinformation for misinformation's sake that are almost playful as in the 15th century Vornich manuscript. I would say there is an innate urge to create lies and a thirst to engage in misinformation. The raison d'etre of MOAB is to therefore satisfy a need for misinformation, supposition and realization of the absurd as in the early days of Moab.
When this country first engaged in birtherism many felt there is no harm done so let it go on. Now the lie has become bigger and the results more violent. If Republican think tanks think this is a path to consolidate power they are gambling with the fact that "Rome is the mob, and you can't control the mob". Even if only 30% of our citizens are a minority identifing with the mob it still represents a critical mass and can easily explode. The weak link in the chain of peace is often assasination, be it the Rabin murder or the Kennedy murder or the Sadat murder there is an ever present obstacle to the advance of rationality. The world of man is a world of lies that will eventually counter all truth until the civilization collapses. It is an inevitablity. UNLESS you buy Zazoom which cures all ills. Just spray it on My Pillow and sleep like an opiated angel.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 27 May 21 - 11:10 PM

Today more than religion or succession in a dynasty one can seek power simply by being an attention merchant.
Be the attenion good or bad the attention when repeated - grows in the minds of the audience..as we have recently seen.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: keberoxu
Date: 28 May 21 - 11:03 PM

Right, MOM, let's step up to the top of the queue again.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 May 21 - 10:06 PM

The quay queue quickly quieted Kay.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 30 May 21 - 07:52 AM

refresh: for nonsense, relentless, contentless, repetitious sake.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 30 May 21 - 11:09 AM

Your video link below says

Video unavailable
This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Sydney Matlock.

Someone wants to claim a Q rooting song?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 May 21 - 12:58 PM

"Cogito cogito cogito, ergo cogito cogito sum, cogito.

                      -- Runny Discards, famous Skeptic philosopher


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 30 May 21 - 08:06 PM

It was a single female voiced folk tune to inspire patriotic insurrection.

I think therefore I am aware;
I am not as well read as Rap, Charmion or anyone else.
I am not as smart or organized as Maggie.
Not as crazed as Joe or Bruce.
I have more frenemies than friends.
Examples of my art or writing are mostly miniatures.
I am antitheticly against the linear flow of spacetime.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 May 21 - 09:24 PM

Don't worry about it as paracompact manifolds have all the topological properties of metric spaces. In particular, they are perfectly normal Hausdorff spaces. Manifolds are also commonly required to be second-countable. This is precisely the condition required to ensure that the manifold embeds in some finite-dimensional Euclidean space. However, non-Euclidean Hausdorff spaces do exist (probability approaches certainty) as the existence of manifolds in Hausdorff spaces includes non-Euclidean manifolds.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: gnu
Date: 31 May 21 - 09:15 AM

I stripped an exhaust manifold bolt (header stud fer ye yanks) and marred the header threads on my old F150. I think it might have non-Euclidean. Anyway, I was screwed (another non-Euclidean)... had to drill and tap the block (by eye). But, I gotter done, eh. I still dated many subsets of lasses in that truck after I got er fixed up.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 31 May 21 - 09:41 AM

I have wondered about a dimension of space that is in immediate contact with every other point in space irregardless of distance or time. Is that anything to do with manifolds? (trapped time?)

We have differnt conventional ideas how things are entangled with no connection to distance. https://www.physicsforums.com/threads/how-do-you-entangle-particles.120001/

btw negative matter is theorized to be trapped in gravity wells.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 31 May 21 - 10:42 AM

gnu, I have replaced a few things on older vehicles (pre-computer). The housing for the water temperature sensor (and the sensor itself - any time you open that you might as well replace the sensor.) On the old Ford Courier that Mazda built. 4-cylinder. And I changed the oil in my VW beetle and in my Ford F-100. The most I can claim to have done recently is change the cabin air filter in the Nissan SUV. What a bugger to replace - you have to be a contortionist to fit in there.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: gnu
Date: 31 May 21 - 10:54 AM

SRS, that old 74 F150 straight six didn't need a contortionist. Why, on a rainy day, I just a lawn chair in it, got in, dropped the hood, and changed the plugs or wires or alternator or whatever. My last F150? The only tool I could use on that was a credit card! Glad I sold it. But, last fall I got to ride in an F150, a Dodge Ram, and a Sierra. The seats in the Sierra are amazing. If I win the Looto...


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 31 May 21 - 04:02 PM

gnu! Stilly! Ready...Set...GO! here and you'll be in line!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 31 May 21 - 04:02 PM

Oh, what the hay! 2100!


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